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>>16940607
go lift some weights you faggot

Oops. Accidentally hit post

I don't do any drugs but smoke 2 or 3 cigarettes a day

If it's in your stool AND was in your vomit, that indicates that this problem is stemming from your stomach. Which could imply a multitude of things including what you consume, a possible rupture/ internal bleeding, some type of disease. There's really no way to tell from what you've told us. Really the only thing you can do is go to your GP man sorry.

>>16940594

>i cant afford to go to a doctor

even if we coudl tell you whats wrong, you'd still need a doctor for treatment. take out a credit card, a personal loan, call mommy and daddy, look up 'free clinics in XX' or travel to the nearest one a state away just to get there.

a walk in clinic is 75 dollars. you could save that money for booze, but you'll die soon, so you might as well spend it on treatment.

Not do heroin for starters. Unless the goal is to end up dead in McDonald's bathroom one day.

Well, you could join the military.
>but I don't want to risk my life fighting a war I probably don't support
Well, its better than the road you're heading down. Ask me, US Army, SPC, 89B (ammunition specialist) and my life's pretty decent. Plus, girls dig it (sometimes, gotta be humble about it) and love a man in uniform. Although the best part is the friends you'll make. Literally people I would die for. Love them to death. And if you decide that you actually want to pursue a degree, VA education benefits is where it's at with the GI bill.

So you can continue down the path you're paving, or pursue a path that has a better outcome. Yeah, you'll have to quit with the weed and all, but I'm telling you, this is worth it. At least consider it and research, anon.

my advice is to join the military to force yourself out of your shitty situation

your options are to sort your shit out or end up as a junkie living on the street, don't fucking buy heroin you don't want to go down that road. When (not if) you get addicted you'll have to be on methadone for the rest of your life if it doesn't kill you first and you ever try to get clean.

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Not many people applying to jobs on these boards?

just give a rough estimate, when it asks to the day I just try to remember what month I left and put the first of the month

>>16940582

Just roughly figure it out. I'm sure you can use context clues to kind of remember. You know how many years you worked there, right? Was it cold? Pick a winter month. Warm? Summer. If they bother to check with you on the background check, just admit that you had to round it, since you don't remember. If you worked for a larger company, you can call HR and clear it up. They have to record this kind of thing.

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The sad thing about Moms is they're pretty crazy.

Mine coasted barely on $1,200/month with me growing up, when I moved out making almost triple what she made in my 18 years under her roof, along came the "I starved myself some days just so you can eat! I bought you that videogame with my only savings!"

That doesnt mean you owe her for anything.

>>16940549
Bruh shes ur mom. Its ur duty to help her. Maybe talk to her about finances but dont straight up refuse

>>16940549
She is your mother. She gave you life. Yes you owe here. I plan on bringing my parents into my house instead of letting them live in a nursing home. It's a natural reaction for parents to do what your mom is doing when their children are successful, but at first just appease her and she will calm down. I think she seeks reassurance that you care about her still through the money. May sound crazy but it's actually true that many mothers do this. And even if she is in it just for the money, she made sure from the time that you were a newborn baby that she fed you, changed diapers, clothed you and kept you safe. Bought you stuff your whole 18 years. You should be thankful. So yes I think you should give her some money when she asks

Bumping shamefully.

I cant bump forever, so here's hoping.

My main issue is waking up tomorrow in the morning around 6 and realizing i am about to go to something i had no intention of going to and completely messing it all up, along with CAD $290

I am still hoping for some help from any of you even if you hadn't had the experience i would like to hear some ways around this that i can come out on top of it. I feel like i really do need your advice.

>>16940515
lol who currs???!

Hey if you're serious about suicide then mental hospital can't hurt. It doesn't get much worse than being dead.

From the sounds of things there probably isn't much that can be said that you haven't heard already. So I guess the only thing I can tell you in my state of unknowing is to keep trying to change things until something works.

>>16940515
I'd of course recommend going into the mental hospital, but other than that I say that you should try something different in your life. Try talking to new people or just do something drastically different. If you're stuck in a rut then you not going to get out unless you change something. Now you may be an awkward fuck but all it takes to meet new people and do new things is either apathy or false confidence. My hope is that by changing your life in some way your break out of the "negative thought spiral"

P.S. don't kill yourself

"Do you smell that?"

>>16940513
Gross, dude. Just tell her. Wtf.

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>>16940513
>going back for seconds

>>16940493
Finding other shit to do and talking to someone about it

>>16940493
I'm literally the exact same way man. I just listen to songs I find to be romantic while thinking about her. Or at least I used to when I loved her. Don't worry, love never lasts haha

>>16940524
Yeah I'm going to go talk to someone about my anxiety once I get it set up.

>>16940537
It's more like, I know she is bad for me, and she is clearly the same way with other guys as she is with me, but I can't let her go.

Maybe I should just confess and get rejected and end this..

self-bump

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>>16940486
Anon let me tell you a little story. I have been and still am in your shoes. It's been exactly one year. She was my best friend and I honestly wanted to marry her, but personally both of us weren't mature enough to be that kind of couple, and when my depression hit, and I slowly became this out of shape ED'd mess of a human being, you sometimes realize that both of you have issues and that your ex maybe wasn't good or as terrific as you thought.

Your angry because of the same reason I am still angry, and that's because she meant a fuck more than she should've. This is okay, and desu you have all the right to do so, but she will comeback if you were good enough.

You want my advice, don't go looking for the past girl you dated because it's something you'll never find. Don't be friends with her and learn that you yourself have to come to terms that each serious relationship you have sometimes will never work out. Just find a resolution in yourself and live vicariously through you. Women are so much second in your life than you can ever imagine.

>>16940540
I'm perfectly mentally fit still. She was very immature while I was mature enough, certainly. I'm angry that I put so much effort into her even though she was a loser and I have no interest in her coming back. She's cute and has cool interests, but she's a drain and a selfish brat.

>>16940478
camwhore

better start losing weight tubby and getting on them estrogen injections

>>16940485

sorry I'm a fat white guy, no camwhoring for me

Anyone got any legit advice?

>>16940575
You could probably still stick stuff up your butt or find some weird niche shit to do.

>>16940474
If only he had a father...

>>16940477
Yeah, I bet that would help. He lives on the other side of the country with his wife, though.

>>16940474
He gets away with it.
Who ever yells loudest wins. She will basically do his homework later.

>>16940449
A trim isn't bad. Don't be a bald freak. That's just my liberal feminist opinion though. Also shaving is really annoying and unpleasant.

It really depends on how you prefer it, anon.

Shaving bald can be tricky if you don't do it right, concerning razor bumps and post-shave itching. What I personally suggest (OPINION) is that you try it all out before you decide what is best for yourself. Try a month trimming, then a month balding, and so on, until you form your preference.

I've always found it very strange that the area right above your dick gets ingrown hairs extremely easily yet scrotal skin never does

>>16940444
Are you that autist

Nice trips btw

That you can't just get a local hookup?

>>16940471

Im in puerto rico for spring break

Never done this before

Dont want to get jumped by spics

>>16940492
Nigga it's Puerto Rico not Tijuana

Seems like your lower brain isn't calling the shots anymore.

Antidepressants can kill your sex-drive yeah.

>>16940420
>Does Zoloft make you lose interest in sex?

Yes, it makes you lose interest in everything but food.