Why are there so few stories about women saving their bf's lives?
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>>16938408
because women aren't retarded.
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i blame super mario
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>>16938415
>LOL GAME REFERENCE
fuck outta here trash
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My boyfriend threatens to kill himself or my family if I try break up with him. I've been trying to be the worst girlfriend ever so he will break up with me.
>not showering
>nagging
>rarely cleaning and asking for help when I do clean
>yelling
>generally being gross nose picking/farting
>even cheated on him and he won't break up with me wtf
He won't break up with me no matter how bad I get. He's not even unpopular there have been many girls during our relationship that have asked him out.
I'm the best he thinks he'll ever get but honestly in highschool I was a 3/10 at best.
How do I get him to break up with me so he thinks his life will be better. So he won't attack my family or hurt himself..
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Call the police?
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>>16938398
Last time the police got involved he threatened to stab them and get himself killed
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>>16938423
Let him do it, such a deranged person is better off dead.
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So I have been working at a retailer for about two months while in college. The retailer is garbage and I'm surprised it's functioning in my town. The management is awful, incompetent, and bullies. They have forced me to stay pass close even though I clicked out, and they wouldn't let me clock back in. I have more stories of how badly they've treated people since I've been there. Basically a shitty job.
I recently got an opportunity to start working on webdev (Something I'm really interested in and related to my major. ) with a family friend. The job is promising, even though I'm a little behind I know I can catch up.
I'm going to quit retail job regardless, yet I'm worried I'll be starving until summer when more jobs open up.
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Don't quit bruh, you're scared for a reason.
Trust ur gut bruh
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>>16938383
Starting looking for alternatives to make money.
Either use your skills or get a summer job.
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>>16938410
I'm scared of the quitting part not necessarily no money.
>>16938420
I have plenty of experience/skills to find other work it's just the job market is crappy right now at this time of year.
I live with my parents since college is right by so it's not like I don't have a place to sleep and eat.
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Men: Would You Kick Another Dude in the Nuts? 2016-03-20 16:00:53 Post No.16938374
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Men: Would You Kick Another Dude in the Nuts?
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2016-03-20 16:00:53
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Hypothetical situation: Random dude you can walk away from and never see again offers to let you kick or stomp him in the nuts. For whatever reason, you are positive there will be no legal repercussions for this. What do you do?
A) Kicking another dude in the nuts would be wrong. I'd feel to bad.
B) I'd do it but only a light one.
C) This is an opportunity. I'd seize the day and make the most of it. His health insurance will come in handy.
D) It's my responsibility to the human race to kick/stomp this man's balls. Men who want them stomped shouldn't have kids. He's satisfied, the human race is saved. Maybe he'll let me bargain for addition kicks and stomps before he realizes how much this is going to hurt.
Do you kick or stomp?
What do you wear?
1) Barefoot/socks
2) I keep my shoes on for this.
3) Boots with heavy lugs or a steel toe. Something to remember me by.
4) Hobnailed boots, metal cleats, or toe spikes. You know, for good measure.
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fuck off creep.
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>>16938381
Whoa. Hostile.
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I know! C, stomp, and 4 - hobnails. I'd say "you're welcome" ta boot!
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I kinda wanna confront my current girlfriend with the idea of an open relationship. We might be living a couple states apart at the end of the summer and might not get to see each other any more than once a month. We're both gonna get lonely, and I mean, we're both in college, maybe we should be trying different things with different people anyway. But I also love her and I don't wanna make her think that what we have isn't important to me.
TL;DR: is an open relationship a good idea? How should I bring it up in a relationship that isn't currently open?
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She will fuck Chad while you fap alone. When you live closer together again you will regret it and the relationship will feel like a sham
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>>16938326
Let me ask this, why are you two separating this far away from each other?
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>>16938342
She may be going to college a couple states away from me. We probably won't be able to see each other more often than once a month.
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I've been eating at chipotle everyday.
I'm not fat for my age yet.
I'm going to start going to different chipotles in the area so the workers don't think i'm some weirdo eating the same thing everyday.
Is this normal, if not, Wat do?
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>I'm going to start going to different chipotles in the area so the workers don't think i'm some weirdo eating the same thing everyday.
>Is this normal
oh my god no.
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What you eat is ultimately what matters, even though its source obviously plays into that. I could go to McDonalds everyday if all I got was a plain salad and I'd probably end up healthier for it.
All of the nutritional information for your orders are available online, albeit as underestimates. Come back with some numbers. As for the social aspect, there's nothing weird about being a regular. Habits and rituals ground people. They also make it easier to live life by taking one or more decisions out of the day to simplify things.
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>>16938329
clever post
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Somebody I know is using an edited picture of me in an advertisement on their website. I am not affiliated with their website and never agreed to be in this advert. Is there anything I can do to get it taken down? Do they have the right to use my image and edit it to make me look bad? This is in the USA
I don't want to share the image or the name of their website
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Have you tried telling them to take it down?
>"take that image down; you have no right to use it!" etc
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No they don't. Ask them to remove it. If they don't, have a lawyer send them a letter. That usually does it and it's not that expensive.
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>>16938306
We are not on good terms and he will likely not respond well to a request for it to be removed
>>16938313
How much? Is it actually unlawful for them to have it? Or is it like just a threat to spook them into taking it down?
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Boyfriend not very communicative 2016-03-20 15:19:09 Post No.16938281
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I have a new boyfriend, but somethings up with him?
The guy is a salesman, and I've seen him work, he's all you know, happy, smiles, talking a lot, hand gestures, back slapping.
Mostly, it's the talking.
That's how he was on the first date too.
Since the second date on, everytime I spend time with him and he's not working, he's strange with me.
He speaks once every 15-30 minutes, and when he does, very deliberately, and very cryptic too.
He'll listen to me talk for 30 minutes, and when I ask him what he thinks, it's always a biblical quote, or a saying, or something.
"A fool and his money are soon separated"
"Risk breeds opportunity"
"Early bird gets the worm"
"May he who did not toil the fields not eat"
Stuff like that.
I'm getting kinda tired of it.
It feels sorta like he's some kind of actor or something when he's working, but I'm not sure I like the real him as much as the acting
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>>16938281
yeah I'm the same way
at work and on the first date he was "on"
he was doing a job
the quiet listening and not feeling like saying much is his real personality, him being comfortable with you is him not feeling like he has to be "on"
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>>16938287
so basically what youre saying is he was pretending to be someone he's not... on me, on the date, like I was an 80 year old lady on the phone he was trying to sell shit too
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>>16938281
I'd be so pissed by that, I'd just break up.
If he can't hold a conversation, just don't.
He's like that at work because he has to be. Probably the last thing he wants to do when he's relaxing.
Also, a lot of those responses are supposed to be moral or advice. Are you complaining to him about things? It could be a response to things he doesn't know how to answer.
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How do I swallow pills? I have medication to help my anxiety but my anxiety makes me scared I'll choke.
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>>16938278
You really won't choke, especially if you swallow with a drink of water. Have you ever swallowed macaroni noodles? It's kinda like that
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Maybe try putting it in a spoonful of honey. I had trouble swallowing pills as a kid, and that always made it so I didn't even feel it.
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>>16938285
Don't do this OP, my aunt had a tracheotomy after she failed to swallow a noodle.
What do you think, /adv/? Are they a good way for shorter men to get a leg up, so to speak?
I'm thinking of making my next shoe purchase be something like an elevator shoe that is designed to make you look a couple inches taller.
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just buy high heels you fag
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>>16938234
News flash women find confidence more attractive than height. Use that money to take some public speaking classes.
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I want to create things so badly, but I don't know why, and I don't stick with anything.
I've tried drawing, painting, writing, even coding, making games. I don't know what to do.
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>>16938194
you tried some ways to create stuff and they didn't fulfill you, next logical step is to try other ways to create stuff
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>>16938194
Try your hand at other things besides in-house things. Try woodworking. Woodworking for me was one of the most rewarding hobbies I have ever had. You spend countless hours working on one thing, never overlooking one single detail, and the outcome, regardless of whether or not it came out exactly as planned, will always leave you with a sense of great pride and fulfillment because it is something you created entirely from scratch and saw through to the end. I built a small and intricate vanity chest for my mother for Mother's Day, and spent almost 2 months before building it. She was ecstatic over it, as was I. That's my suggestion.
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>>16938206
Like what? I'm inclined to digital stuff.
>>16938209
I have zero interest in woodworking unfortunately. My grandfather loves it though.
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Need some help! My right ear feels like it's blocked but I tried closing my nose and blowing and it did nothing. It doesn't hurt but I don't feel the balance between the left and right. Any ideas on what is the problem?
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Spiders
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Too much wax in ur ear m8. Go to a doctor and get your ear "syringed". Blast water into the ear to get the wax out.
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>>16938196
Thanks mate. Will get the ear checked by a doctor. It was quite frightening because it suddenly happened after I woke up and it never got better
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All my friends have boyfriends and I feel so jealous of them. And inferior to them, like I'm subhuman compared to them. I guess I wouldn't feel as bad if I had a boyfriend in the past but I never have.
How do I stop feeling so jealous of them?
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>>16938156
Don't compare yourself to others.
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>>16938156
Fuck their boyfriends. Or kill your friends.
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>>16938222
How?
nice trips.
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Help Deciding a College Major? 2016-03-20 14:36:13 Post No.16938150
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I have to declare my major in a couple terms, but I don't know which pigeon hole I'd like to select for myself. There's three I'm primarily interested in, but I'm open to suggestions.
>Chemistry
I've long been interested in synthesizing my own chemicals, and I do sterile lab-like work often and really it, and could see myself loving getting up every morning and going to work in a lab, plus, biochemitry is an extremely interesting post-grad option. The downside to this option is the terrible job market (negative growth, little room for advancement, etc)
>Computer Science
Despite it's meming on /sci/, I think it's a very viable major. I love the flexibility of it (being able to work from home, mainly, but also being able to do a broad array of different teh jobs). It's extremely employable, with interesting post-grad options like AI. Out of interest alone, this would be my second choice, just behind chemistry.
>Mechanical Engineering
This stands out to me because Mechanical Engineers go through very practical, real life education and I just feel like an engineers brain is well suited for a variety of things. It's like being educated on how to think well. Engineers aren't going anywhere anytime soon either, and the job market is ok.
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>>16938150
If your interested in chemistry or computer science but insecure about the job then just do Chemical Engineering or Software Engineering.
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Just take an entry level chemistry course, an entry level computer science course, a calculus course, and a physics course. Once you have experience with those things you'll be able to decide which of those classes you enjoy most, and so which major you'd be most interested in.
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>>16938150
>I love the flexibility of it (being able to work from home, mainly, but also being able to do a broad array of different teh jobs). It's extremely employable, with interesting post-grad options like AI.
This is why CS is a meme now. I swear 90% of them are just doing it because they don't know what else to do and they heard it has good jobs. Mom and dad making them go to college / couldnt get jobs with their first bachelors / afraid of the math if they went for a real engineering degree. But when the actually hard stuff hits you in the spring of your junior year you're going to be hating life.
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How to save my relationship? 2016-03-20 14:31:52 Post No.16938133
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>after years of tfw no gf finally manage to get a gf
>we have been dating for 4 months
>I live alone, she lives with parents and usually stays with me
>we're both shy and introverted
>she took my virginity
>had our first fight an hour ago
>fight started because I didn't want to go to her step brothers wedding
>her step brother and father have both told me they don't like me on more than one occasion
>one of her ex boyfriends is also going to be there
>this causes me a lot of anxiety
>fight got very heated we were both raising our voices
>told her to just go with her ex boyfriend instead of me
>after a little back and forth she said "he's more of a man than you anyway"
>replied "I know"
>she picked up a pen and slashed my face with it, storming out before I had even looked up
>drop to the ground and start crying
>crawl to room smash my phone and keep crying
Don't know where she went. Now I cant even call her I'm so stupid. What am I meant to do. I really love her and I don't want to break up. She's the best thing in my life whole. I am so confused. It wasnt even that big of a deal it's just a wedding. How can I fix this?
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>first half of story
Ok all good
>reply i know
Dude what
>she slashed my face and left
Double wat
>smash my phone and cry
Both of you have massive mentalproblems and issues and should probably not be together
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>>16938133
I get that emotional stress can cause you to do crazy things but I think your biggest problem here is not keeping a level head. Women come and go dude but when you smash your own phone you're only hurting yourself. Work on that.
Women are really good at using words as weapons and your gf's worked perfectly. You need to realize that switch when they shift from logical conversation to attacking. Then you know there's something deeper going on in her mind that she's not telling you about. At that point you have to ask her why. Maybe she wants to show you off to her ex so he feels jealous or some b/s. My guess.
Aside from that, she's cray cray man. Move on.
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>How can I fix this?
Jesus christ. Your girlfriend just assaulted you and that is not ok, it doesn't matter how much you love her or if she took your virginity you do not stay with an abuser.
It's not going to be easy for you but you have to fucking end it because your relationship isn't going to work no matter how hard you try. She will do it again, no ifs or buts.
Take solace in the fact that you have had a girlfriend, there are plenty of good women out there and you will find one. You dont need this bitch.