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I've been seeing this bipolar chick over the last week and I felt like I really liked her. She does everything I want sexually and she's very affectionate, but she's also the most insane person I ever met.

During a blowjob, she literally said "I'm definitely going to have to cut myself after this." On our first night hanging out, she told me her fucked up life story where she was repeatedly molested by her mom's boyfriend. She's extremely unstable and told me that she hears voices in her head. One time after fucking her in the ass, she curled up in the fetal position and cried about how the voice in her head was yelling at her for cheating on it.

I guess I just don't know wtf I'm doing. I like this chick but she's fucking nuts. The sex is some of the best I ever had and I don't wanna give that up, but she's starting to get very needy.

Please help

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I wanna ask femanons what do women consider attractive in a male.

Does the meme that females care more about confidence and security, charming, charisma, being a natural joker and funny guy matter more than the physical body?

Will a female be physically attracted to a male other males could consider as ugly?

If so, how is possible that ugly boys can still core really cute gf?

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hello 4chan. I usually do not shitpost things like this, but I am in desperate need of help and would appreciate any help I can get. I never post homework, tests, or anything of the nature so this is a huge cry for help for me. last semester I ended up with a D- in my algebra 2 class and I can't afford another bad grade. I have A's in all other subjects, and my parents put great pressure on me to do well academically. Academic failures are what triggers major depressive episodes in me and it's been that way for 4-5 years now. I know some of you will look at this and think it's a piece of cake, but to me it's like a new language. I excel greatly at writing but when it comes to math I just shut down. I have included in the picture all the questions that will be on the embedded assessment tomorrow. I have seeked help from others to no avail. this is my
only hope in turning my grade around. anything will work. snippets of answers or even finding the teacher answers online would be fantastic. the book is springboard algebra 2 collegeboard book. page 549 is what I'm looking for. thank you so so much for your time and consideration I really do appreciate all the help I can get.

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For some reason my parents have a psychic connection to my cock. The second I get hard and I mean the literal second I stroke it one time they open their door and start running around and yelling and making noise and getting in my shit. They also walk by and do it the second I cum they sometimes do both in one fap.

It's literally the exact second I stroke it every single time I mean every single day I mean every single day for years without them missing one fap. They literally know the second my cock is getting hard

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help what should I say?

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And He began speaking and taught them, saying:

Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

Blessed are those who mourn, for they shall be comforted.

Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.

Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for righteousness, for they shall be filled.

Blessed are the merciful, for they shall obtain mercy.

Blessed are the pure in heart, for they shall see God.

Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall be called the sons of God.

Blessed are those who are persecuted for righteousness’ sake, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

Blessed are you when men revile you, and persecute you, and say all kinds of evil against you falsely for My sake. Rejoice and be very glad, because great is your reward in heaven, for in this manner they persecuted the prophets who were before you.

Matthew 5:2-12 - The Beatitudes


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Alright fine I admit it, I want a girlfriend and any time I say other wise is me just trying to cope with being a fucking beta faggot

How in flying fuck do you even get a girlfriend? What the fuck do I do? They are always in fucking groups never alone, how the fuck am I supposed to approach that?
I'm so fucking tired of being a beta it's started to affect everything in my life, I have not done ANYTHING for the past couple months because I can't talk to her and I lie to myself about it.
God dam it I have not made a fucking move in about a fucking YEAR NOW!!!
How the fuck do I fix this? I just want to be able to cuddle up with her :/

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My friend raped me and I don't know what to do. She's my best friend and she knows I've been depressed and had girl problems due to social anxiety and has always been there for me. Though at times she can be a little flirty.

Recently, I went over to hers for a drink and movie and I felt slightly sluggish after a while. She soon starting getting very touchy and flirty and told me to sleep. I didn't feel like I wanted to sleep but my body was saying otherwise. When I woke up, she was stark naked riding on me, I tried to push her off but I felt so fucking weak, I broke down and told her to stop. I told her she knew I was saving myself for "the one" and she blurted out how she always felt for me and how I'm attractive and she didn't want me to be with anyone else. I didn't want to ejaculate but being my first time inside a woman, I ended up doing it inside of her and she claimed "I'm hers now". I cried to myself knowing I'd been sexually assaulted by someone I loved and trusted. As I gathered up strength to push her off me, I took up my pants and ran to my car. I'm currently in my car now, do I tell the police? I don't want to do something I regret but I'm mentally and physically scarred right now.

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Hello /adv/
>I am at a great university with a great study system (perfect for me)
>I study what I (practically) love
>Hard study programme but good support and tutors
>Worked REALLY hard to get where I am
>Don't have to work / never have money problems
>Live in a great studio apartment 10min from uni
>Have parents who fully support me and my decision
>Have many friends
>Know my faults and how to (theoretically) fix them (procrastination!)

BUT still don't perform well. Pass barely, always stressed out or gloomy. Procrastinate extremely, always tell myself that I have to change.
Cannot stick to schedules, but still always in library till 10pm.
Try to work through, but get don't get shit done. Still feel burnt out.
KNOW HOW TO FIX EVERYTHING, BUT DON'T DO IT.

Have to pass Stats or will get thrown out for good (cannot reapply in same country) - exam is in one week. Wouldn't know what to study or do otherwise (still cannot get my ass going).
>Sometimes think of suicide now
>Parents believe in me

I have the opportunities most people never get in a lifetime and I am fucking it up.
WHY CAN'T I GET MY SHIT TOGETHER, MY LIFE IS FUCKING PERFECT DAMN IT.

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Hello /adv/, am I fucked?
> black guy steal my keys, my credit card and my phone while I'm drunk
> I catch him 10 minutes later calling escorts with MY phone
> I ask him nicely to give me back my stuff, doesn't work
> I push him into a wall and take my phone and my keys by force
> He runs away with my credit card
> I kick him in the ass to catch him
> In front of cops
> End up charged with assault
If I get a lawyer and shit, who will be winning at court?
The guy doesn't even have any injuries

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I dunno, I want to ask this to femanons here.

how do you feel about cassanova?

Like, how would you feel about a guy that is average looking, but has extreme charisma, make you laugh, make you feel special, have interesing hobbies (maybe he plays a musican instrument and do painting or read literature), speak several languages, know how to cook, about art, etc.

You know, an interesting cool person.

What if he also had the game and was extremelly good with the ladies, but he also cared about your opinions and enjoy the time he spends with girls.

He's confident and the typical dominant person, but he's not agressive nor violent, simply extreme confidence in himself.

You know, someone like cassanova.

What if you meet him.
Yeah, you like him and have sex, right?

Pretty normal stuff.

How would you feel if he does the same to all the girls you know, but he's not the typical chad that dumps girls after a one night stand.

Like he trully care about all the girls he met and spend time with each one.

Obviously he's very honest with all the girls and you know he sleeps with other girls, he has even show you some of his girls and tried for you to become friends.

Obviously he wants to have a harem of girls, but he spend time with each one and care about each one.

You know, like the books, right?

I wanna know how would you feel as a girl about this.

He's clearly redpilled over human relationships after reading philosophy and don't believe in western notios of monogamy.

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hey /adv/

I am really paranoid at the moment and obsessed with the thought of my bf looking at other women. He has reassured me that he isn't and I know he isn't acting in the way I imagine he is.

On Friday we're going to a big club with some friends, the first time we've all gone on a big night out in months. I KNOW I'm going to be going crazy at the thought of him checking out other girls there (even though I have no reason to believe that he will).

I can see myself freaking out and having to leave early or something because I find these thoughts extremely upsetting.

How can I deal with these thoughts and have a good time? As I've said, we've talked about this and he gets extremely offended that I think that of him but I can't help but notice and attractive girl and assume he's checking her out, its soul destroying.

I never used to be like this but now its got out of control.

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CALLING ALL NEET FAGGOTS AND MEME MACHINES. This is the thread for you. I've only recently come to this shithole and I want to help you all. Let me be your NEET taken femanon advice giver. I am here as a friend and a guide for you NEETS and beta fags. I will answer any questions about girls that you want as truthfully as I know how. I can be a massive shitlord without a filter though and it's been nearly 24 hours since I've slept. REEEEE all you want shitlords. It gives me life. The trip names comes from my shitty ass teeth. Thanks to the anon who posted that shit in my thread. I own you sum dik suk. Muh diagnoses is "bipolar one with psychotic features." Watch out, I just might get fucking T-T--T-TRIGGERED.

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I've recently met a girl, and sooner or later I'll probably have her alone with my guitar. I always hear girls love it when guys can play the acoustic guitar and sing. Over they years I've learnt a few songs that I think would impress her. But I need some more. List me some songs to play on the acoustic that will leave her wanting me. Thanks.

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Before you post a question, check here to see if it's already been answered
Keep your questions short and sweet for more answers.
And please no derailing arguments.

Avoid asking these common questions:

>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
>Is my body part big/small enough?
>Am I short/tall enough?
>Would you date a virgin?
><Random insecurity>
Some do, some don't. Preferences differ, but complexes are always a turn-off.


>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Think positive, and get over it by practicing and exposing yourself to it, little by little, step by step. There is no single magical moment that will instantly change you forever. It takes hard work, time, and effort.

>I like someone. What do I do?
Ask them out.

>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out. This is something we cannot explain to you. In video game terms, you are lvl 1 social skills and the "Interpret signs" ability requires level 10 to unlock. Get more experience.

>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.

>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. Stop overthinking it.
Alternative answer: we don't fucking know.

>XYZ happened. Did I fuck it up with this guy/girl?
Maybe, maybe not. We're not in their head, we don't know. No amount of your walls of text will fix that.

>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing


>Someone has made it abundantly clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No

>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>

>That one guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships
No one wants to cuddle you. Stop asking.

>Brandon
Fuck off