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How open is your best friend? How are you and your best friend gonna work this out? Is your friend gonna first assume it's actually sex with him or just the two girls taking turns with each of you?

If there's no cohesion, someones gonna be the odd man out - either you or you're friend.

Honestly, I'd just offer to swap girlfriends with your friend and move from there. Go on double dates with them and see if their's some chemistry.

I wouldnt do it with very close friends but that's just me.

>>16967090
I really wanna swap girlfriends too, I think having some weird rotation going on would be too complicated for novices like ourselves.

I'd rather do it with my close friend, because letting another guy's dick inside my girlfriend takes a lot of faith, for me at least, so I'm more comfortable with someone i know well.

>>16967074

first and foremost, talk to your girlfriend about it. find out if she actually wants it. having one ally makes it eaiser, as opposed to you looking like the autist talking about gangbangs.

if shes on board, then make a plan. strip poker is fun, once you have some drinks in you.

you can also try to gauge your best friends interest. have you even seen each other nude before?

>>16964492
No, more like this

https://lumina.bible.org/

>>16964492
Based on recent experiences (everyone knows this shit already anyway, apart from me)

1. When you meet a girl and you realise you like her, ask her out as soon as you possibly can/when you get a good opportunity.
2. Do so casually, in a friendly manner, directly. Don't say "Hey, let's go on a date", say "Hey, let's go do XYZ, it'll be fun" - the whole avoiding saying "Do you want to" is important.
3. Express interest by being genuinely interested in the person, don't try to hide that you have a crush on them.
4. Respect their boundaries and don't ever come on too strong.
5. Text on the basis that you send one text, she sends one back, don't spam, don't send long texts.
6. Texting is shit and you can't really talk via text message. You will realise that you need to get to know them better through dates. You can use facebook if she uses facebook but dating is important.
7. "Dating" is the process through which you get to know the person, but also the way in which you direct your relationship with them along a certain path, rather than that of friendship.
8. You actually have a kind of "window of opportunity" with a girl in which you are new and have some novelty. She doesn't know you, you don't know her. Get to know her by dating her. If you become friends, it gets a lot harder to switch to dating because she's already known you for some time and you're not new and exciting anymore.
9. Never try to do the whole "I'm such an anxious geek god" kind of self deprecating shit. Be self deprecating but don't show her how fucked up you are and that you have issues.
10. Again, just for emphasis, ASK HER OUT - AS SOON AS YOU CAN
11. You'll regret not asking her more than you will regret asking her after she laughs at you.
12. Be interesting, don't shoot all your bolts too soon, you need conversation ammunition so you don't get awkward silences - think of cool questions to ask her, ideally.
13. Be mysterious.
14. Get cool hobbies

Yours sincerely,

RejectedNiceGuy

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>>16969550
A) don't evaluate your happiness based on how happy other people are, that's always unproductive

B) >whenever I masturbate my orgasms are nothing like the ones people describe
How are you masturbating, and what are your orgasms like? Is it possible you aren't actually reaching orgasm?

>>16969554
I masturbate a few different ways, either with a wand vibrator or with hands with different strokes

It's definitely an orgasm because the vagina pulsates and muscles twitch and I feel relaxed afterwards. And there isn't much pleasure, it's very unsatisfying.

>>16969572
>muscles twitch

what muscles? Abdominal, pelvic, or just right up around your vagina?

>>16968519
kinda suck to be raped by some ugly girls tho

>>16968533
It also sucks to stub your toe.

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>>16968519
Who cares? Rape is hot.

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>>16968121
Your backup guy. Used for emotional support.

Bail. or go full normie friend mode.

>>16968121
>>16968890

id wager you're not even the back up guy.

do you pay for / supply the weed? cuz it sounds like you're her free ticket to munchies land.

normally im like 'yes, ask her out, you got nothing to lose' but she made it very clear she isnt into you at all.

>>16967402
Fap.

Rape

>>16967402
Porn, do it in your head, fap multiple times a day. It'll kill the urge.

please break up with her you're insufferable and she can do better

>>16966532
this

It's her body, not yours. She's always been free to do what she wants with it.

If her having many partners makes you feel self-conscious, that says more about your character than hers.

If you are upset that you may have caught something due to one of her past encounters, well then sorry dude, grow the fuck up. These are things you sort of have to anticipate as a possibility when you're involving yourself with any human fucking being.

>>16964412
femanon here whats ur problem =)

>>16964414

get out.

>>16964429
I am a femanon =/

Actually you can't. They have special mental field in there that doesn't allow you harm yourself if you're tourist

well how the fuck can i commit suicide then?

>>16968106
In other place or become citizen of Belgium.

Or you can work towards a crazy awesome goal for yourself and never relent until the job is done, then life will take care of itself from there.

travel the world, create a band, fuck bitches at clubs via pickup. whatever

i wouldn't take suicide as an excuse when theres shit you want to do in the world. eat your pain and embrace it.

>>16967431
Stop being a fucking pussy and go one of the ways you mentioned in the OP post.

Pawn your dads most expensive item, buy a shotgun from a pawnshop, go buy a box of shells. Finally find a secluded spot and put the barrel to the roof of your mouth.

Where people go wrong is they don't use a slug and they put it under their jaw rather than in their mouth.

Go die now, your just another voice here You'll be forgotten in minutes...

>>16967431
Tie some cinder blocks to your legs, get drunk as fuck, jump in a pool.

Or don't be a faggot and just shoot yourself. Or death by cop.

Girl from past found me on an anonymous site. I notice first, but she made the approach. She changed to multiple account just to keep asking for my personal information. Meh! Left that anonymous app, but came back, because is like 4chan, you can't never leave. She notice that I came back and basically I wanted to be found out, because I like the attention and making myself the hard to get guy. So one day I was mad from the constant stalking that I added a bait by reposting one of her previous post and she retaliated in a harmful way. She practically thinks that I have all my friends playing with her like I did and some other post non-related to her, she think it was for her. Currently, I decided to leave all this alone. Is the right choice. For a moment I thought that bird from the same feather flock together. And maybe she found me for a reason. But meh!!

>>16966486
This girl i knew for a while now is talking to me again. She lives in another state tho. We had a history together but shit always happens that makes us not talk again.
We started talking again last week and everything is great!! we call each other on the phone and text every day, something that hasnt happened in a very long time.

However she hasnt talked to me like she use to. starting like 3 days ago (like trying to get my attention all the time, calls me, says good morning) and i was just wondering if you think she is on her period. Our last actual conversation, she got pretty defensive over something about music but certainly not something you should get super worked up about. Shes not usually like that.
I wished her Happy Easter with a smiley face today and she did reply With an exclamation point and a happy Easter, but i tried talking to her two days before and no reply.
So what do you think? Is she on her period and doesnt want to talk to me because she doesnt want to be a bitch to me?

I caught oneitis for the first time in my life four months ago and I don't know what to do. Should I keep waiting it out, waiting for the feelings to disappear, or should I act on it now? It's driving me crazy. It's not healthy to think someone is the one, but I don't know how to shake this feeling. Please help.

>>16965670
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>>16965670
Try a weapon name out of an old RPG

>>16965676
That's exactly the kind of thing I'm trying to avoid.

>>16964645
They know you're a virgin

They're making fun of you

>>16964655
Disregard tripfag

>>16964671
He's right though. Girls detect virgins like gay guys detect other gay guys.

Why do you keep making threads about this? What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>16959970

1) it's a more relevant/interesting question than a million threads made by dudes asking how to talk to girls (do you disagree with that?)

2) I haven't gotten sufficient answers. I keep hearing about truckers/nurses/teachers and their issues with a criminal history. I want a bigger pool of responses though

cmon

>>16967990
Get over it.
No one loves you and life will never get better.
alcohol helps with the tears m8

>>16967990
watch some pone
it helped me

>>16967990
What is it like, still being able to feel?