This fucker is dating the chick I want. I want to get my revenge on him. What is the best legal way to ruin his life? Also, how could I split up their relationship (Without them knowing it was me)?
>>16979566
>This fucker is dating the chick I want. I want to get my revenge on him.
I think your time would be better served working towards getting your severe autism treated.
You're a huge pussy.
I thought 4chan would be the place to find out about revenge. So far you guys have let me down.
Looking to find a someone that went missing. Like dropped off the world. Cant find anywhere. Any advice? Websites to use? Tell me how to find her. Pic is mine but unrelated to this somehow.
Bump!!!
nothing lest you have some local records access or work for state or federal information services
>>know any of her friends/family?
Drinking some beer and feel like offering my insight. Shoot
Oh shit I forgot le name
Let me guess you drink alone on the internet because you like the taste?
>>16979280
Hit the nail on the head. We have a new king of 4chan boys and girls
>be me
>kissless virgin
>shy with no friends
>no hobbies or anything either
>tfw have oneitis with coworker
>the only place i see her is on the train anyways
>haven't seen her in almost 6 months
>know which train she gets on (i get on an earlier one as i don't like being too late for work)
s-should i time it so i get on the same train?
how do i even ask her out? what if she says no? plz respond
>>16979177
Move on to a new girl.
>>16979177
Do you interact on a friendly bases?
Is she single?
Is she giving any signals of interest?
Btw, I personally would suggest not darkn g a co-worker but some have found success in it.
>>16979220
who though. i know noone
>>16979221
we talk sometimes if we see each other.
pretty sure she is
no, just talks to me if we see each other
dating coworkers is very common at my workplace
Revenge thread. What are the best methods to get back at a business/individual who has crossed the shit line?
A local business has crossed me, mocked me, and insulted my fiance. Had she not been there, I might've wound up with an assault charge. They are completely unrepentant.
Im not normally the type to do this, but I've decided I've shoveled enough shit, and this was downright uncalled for.
Tell me the whole story OP!!
>>16979157
>I'm under 25 the post
>or I'm a dumbass the post
Pick one.
>>16979157
Growing up is the best revenge, anon.
Where do I find introverted guys, who don't drink on parties and fuck whores?
In college, also how not to be friendzoned by them?
Ummmmm guys don't friend zone, do they??
>>16978973
Depends on their weight.
>>16978973
We do
why would my boyfriends friend tag him in this pic??
like I know I'm overthinking but it seems weird right ??
>>16978784
Because his friend invited a crush over and your bf was funnier than he was.
>>16978789
what if it's the other way around and doesn't that mean his crush liked my Bf slash he flirted with her ???
>>16978784
>>16978800
youre either underage or a crazy gf or both
its a joke
So, I plan on joining the U.S. Military, the question is...which branch?
If I go into the Marines, I plan on going into Marine Infantry, and then into MarSOC.
If I go Navy, I go into the Corpsmen, and then I go into SEALs.
What do you think, /adv/?
Go Air Force and get a desk job. Keep your head down and get your 4 years done, then go to college and perform well.
Navy works too. Never join the Army or Marines.
Your goals probably aren't realistic, and even if you have what it takes, there is no guarantee.
My Dad wanted to be infantry, he was too smart and ended up in communications. Got to do some rad classified shit in south America, though.
I always wanted to be a pilot, but when I got in the Air Force they pushed me toward what I do now, which is a chair force job that required a doctorate.
Point is, they think they know what's best for you, and they do, because it's what's best for them.
Don't worry about glory-grabbing shit like MarSOC and SEALS. Go where they tell you and be the best at it. That's the only way you'll ever have a say in the first place, but it's also what you should do if you're joining for the right reasons.
>>16978481
I want to do a combat job, namefag.
Wut is this bump a couple inches over from my right boob? I don't think it's close enough to be breast cancer, maybe it's just a pimple. Help
Pimple.
Spider egg
Go ahead
i hate myself so much i hate this illness i am worthless trash i deserve to die
>>16978343
I'm married, have sex with my lovely wife at least once a day, masturbate 2-3 times, and I still want to fuck all the women.
I fucking love you!
why cant i just say this to you though?
Hi, this is my first time posting here.
In short, this is what happened:
>my gf of three years and I went to a graduation party of a friend of hers
>when we arrived I saw there was a scumbag "friend" of mine who's obviously intersted in her. Before that night I had already subtly told him to fuck off several times but, apparently, to no avail
>my gf also noticed that and told me she's not interested in him at all
>the party goes on, I have a bit too much to drink (I almost never drink so my tolerance is low) until I feel sick and decide to go home
>my gf wanted to stay for longer, so she takes me back home and then goes back to the party (my house was not very far from there)
>next morning I open facebook and take a look at some pictures of the party
>in the background of one of them there's the scumbag way too close to girl that LOOKS like my gf, as far as I can tell they are almost making out. I can't tell she's her for sure because she's only partly visible
>this happened three days ago, since then my gf has been acting in a weird way
I have no idea what to do, do I press her about it or I try and ask someone if they noticed anything at the party?
>>16978017
>>my gf wanted to stay for longer, so she takes me back home and then goes back to the party
lawl why do people allow this?
>>16978026
They secretly want to be cucked.
Act assertive, ask and then accuse despite her answer as she will definitely lie if it's been 3 days. End it without showing emotion and like you're trading in an old car.
Best way to handle being cheated on, playing the sad old sap is pathetic and the angry routine just makes people take her side
Before you post a question, check here to see if it's already been answered
Keep your questions short and sweet for more answers.
And please no derailing arguments.
Avoid asking these common questions:
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
>Is my body part big/small enough?
>Am I short/tall enough?
>Would you date a virgin?
><Random insecurity>
Some do, some don't. Preferences differ, but complexes are always a turn-off.
>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Think positive, and get over it by practicing and exposing yourself to it, little by little, step by step. There is no single magical moment that will instantly change you forever. It takes hard work, time, and effort.
>I like someone. What do I do?
Ask them out.
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out. This is something we cannot explain to you. In video game terms, you are lvl 1 social skills and the "Interpret signs" ability requires level 10 to unlock. Get more experience.
>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.
>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. Stop overthinking it.
Alternative answer: we don't fucking know.
>XYZ happened. Did I fuck it up with this guy/girl?
Maybe, maybe not. We're not in their head, we don't know. No amount of your walls of text will fix that.
>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing
>Someone has made it abundantly clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No
>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>
>That one guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships
No one wants to cuddle you. Stop asking.
>Brandon
Fuck off
Girls,
Why do you view ugly men as potential rapists and the go on to say rape isn't because of sexual frustration
Girls,
What are the qualities you look for in a guy?
>>16977973
I tend to see Chads more as potential rapists, although I do worry about robot-type men I know hurting me. People in the middle? Nah.
Because it isn't, according to both criminal and psychological experts. I'm guessing what you're calling "sexual frustration" is more of a complex relating to your self-image and ideas of society than pure boner power.
>>16977974
Similar interests, nice but not pathetic, life goals of some kind.
I am 18 and i am around 175cm i feel short compared to my friends is there any way to get taller in a short terme?
Are you a virgin
>>16977920
>175cm
can you translate that to roods, farthings, hogsheads to the mina, or some first world measurement system pls
>>16977953
>what's google
literally slurp liquid poo then end your life after you do this
So this is going to be my fourth time and day leaving canned corn in the bathroom just to piss off my mom after she gets back home from work, although i think she's on to me now, i'm not sure how long this will last until she finds out it's me leaving canned corn in the bathroom.
any advice to keep this going?
>>16977321
Visit her office, or get someone where she works to leave canned corn in the bathroom or in her office.
>>16977321
Put some canned corn on the side of the road on her way to/from work. On a conspicuous place where she will likely stop to see it, like atop a stop sign
>>16977334
>>16977338
excellent ideas
I need a manly hobby, my days just feel useless. I'm not really interested in anything though. What do you do, or do you know of any interesting/easy to start masculine hobbies?
play shooters
>>16976993
Indoor climbing. It's fucking awesome, there are hot girls you can check out/ get to know, and it's gonna get you fit if done properly. Also, there is tournaments you can participate in and at least those halls I've been in have a small bar where you can buy food/ beer to relax after hours of climbing.
Don't worry about looking like a fucking idiot at first, everyone looks like that at the beginning.
Cross-stitch ride or lewd sayings. All the hipsters are doing it. It's manly and strong.