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>>16956286
She's worried about losing one of her orbiters.

>>16956296
I don't orbit

>>16956305
If you weren't fucking her, you were orbiting her.

>>16962197

Then Peter came to Him and said, “Lord, how often shall I forgive my brother who sins against me? Up to seven times?”

Jesus said to him, “I do not say to you up to seven times, but up to seventy times seven.

-Matthew 18:21-22

>>16962214
I don't get it.

I normally blow up on girls who do shit like this and I burn lots of bridges

My therapist told me to stop that shit so I'm just trying to be stoic and a little bit passive and this bitch keeps walking all over me but I really really really love fucking her and I haven't found anyone better yet

Pls respond

supposedly. it's sad to be AS effective as ssri's. and they're pretty effective in my experience

No.

Depends what's the reason for your depression.

Question, how do guys' (public) bathrooms usually look like? I always imagined there'd be pee everywhere and graffiti and whatever but maybe they're cleaner than I figure.

Would you date a girl with an omorashi fetish? I've never told anyone I've dated for pretty obvious reasons but it's my biggest kink by far

>>16957884
They are absolutely terrible and stink to high heaven. You will routinely find toilets badger striped with shit stains with toilet paper on the floor, piss and pubes everywhere and "white power" scratched into the cubicle door, which once had a coat hanger which has since been lost to time

I'm the one in black

Reply in binary because it's a bot

>>16961939

boy you're ugly. respond. look at her profile and see if there is a common interst to mention

mind telling us why?

>>16961539
Failure in life.
I don't feel pleasure in living anymore.

How are you going to do it, I've been considering it myself

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>>16960124
Armchair doctor here: sounds like you're autistic.

>>16960168
I'm not, I do have bad social anxiety though, but It's an on an off thing that just get's more awkward the longer the conversations goes on.

Avoiding eye contact is a signal that one is anxious, afraid or intimidated.
Looking in the eye is a signal of confidence and power.

When talking to people, you should always look in their eyes, simply choose one eye and stick to it, if you think you're making the person uncomfortable you can simply look away for a moment pretending to look at something in your surroundings and then look back into the eye, but do it smoothly and calmly.

There are people who are easily intimidated, anxious and simply can't maintain eye contact, specially if they're talking to someone with a strong aura of confidence and power, but if you're making everyone in the room uncomfortable then you're probably gazing at them like a serial killer, just look people in the eye normally, don't stare at them like you're superman shooting laser beams.

Mom,

I love you. You mean the world to me, and you are by far the most important person in my life which I know I can actually trust. I don't take you for granted, you raised me, you are a wonderful person. But my god, what you did, the mistake you made, you are such a stupid fucking cunt. I love you, but you're such a dumb fucking cunt and I wish I were never born so I'd never have to witness the utter stupidity of your actions, or rather, lack of actions. I hope things turn out for the best somehow, but I doubt it. You're a fucking dumb cunt. But I still love you, more than anyone else.

Bitches sure are thirsty. Talk them up for a bit and they just want to 'come over and play games' haha I almost fell for that, cause I'm so naive. Then I remembered that thing I remembered and politely told her about her

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Brandon, you are a sad drunk piece of shit and you should get a fucking job and stop ditching people that love/care about you.
You fucking neglected me when I fell in love with you, and you strung me along and dropped me. You're despicable. Remember how you warned me about your friend I was talking to?
You told me, "He's creepy as fuck and wouldn't leave Avery alone" or some shit.
I know the real fucking story. She's a cunt who led him on, just like you're a cunt who led me on.
I'm glad I didn't listen to you because I'm dating him now and he's been way better for me than you were at any given point. He's never neglected me or made me feel unloved. He's way more mindful of others' feelings, and way more mature than you are. You're a fucking pathetic whelp.
The only good thing you ever ended up doing for me was being friends with him, because if I didn't stumble upon his profile and talk to him, I wouldn't have met my perfect match.
Fuck you.

>>16961485
Just date one of the guys off here.
Problem solved.

come back when you're 35. You've still got plenty of time

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dis you op

pls respond

The only thing I can suggest is practice. Make being gentle and loving your focus before during and after. If you're in a committed relationship, ask your partner what she wants from you.

Stroke/play with her hair, hold the cheek while kissing, gently rub with the thumb. Hold chin (gently) while kissing. Look into her eyes (although some might think that is weird, so don't stare for too long.) Kiss along the neck and breasts but do so slowly. Long deep thrusts, hold the hip and pull her closer to you. Just kiss a lot on the mouth and body, and generally do everything slower. Whisper some pretty things in her ear. Stuff like that.

Yeah, if she lost the respect you are fairly fucked, man.

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>>16953755
Being in edgelord on the internet was probably one of the better decisions in my life

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>>16953761
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>>16953755
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Everyone is different, I would say I'm similar to you in terms of how much contact I prefer.

It's good that you've backed up a bit, especially if he's been a bit moody.

I think as long as the timing and amount of contact is pretty equal between both people it's probably fine.

>>16961137

I like to hear from my SO at least once a day via text, but I like my space otherwise. I hate the phone, so calls without purpose would get annoying.

Clingy isn't good, but neither is a "I can take him or leave him" approach.

>>16961137
nobody likes neediness. no one likes a clinger. you have to have your own life, hobbies, shit to do, etc. i have terminated relationships over this.

>>16961132
Style your hair, preferably with something not too glossy or hard I guess, I'm not really an expert. I'm guessing you are Indian, or some kind of middle eastern and the stereotype is that those people use awful hair products and style terribly.

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>>16961132

It might or might not work so use common sense, but some kind of undercut is still kind of stylish

You need to get into the habit of drinking just plain water.

>>16961129

drink water and you will drop a fuck ton of weight.

8 fucking cups??!?! I'm hoping it's just black and even then it's still bad. I think you should consider the "go natural meme", while natural =/= good it's an easy way to become a bit healthier since you clearly have no idea what you're doing.