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>>16998570
Second one because they are weak females.

>>16998570
Why are you posting this again? You really need to find better things to do, Brandon.

>>16998646
What? Who is Brandon?
Yeah I posted this again. I am thinking about 2 and I think this may be very dangerous for me. Last time nobody really posted a proper response to my thread.

>>16998474
I've got full coverage btw.

looks like you're in a position to get money to repair the damages if you want.

>>16998476
I can tell the obvious damages but what if my frame is bent? I don't know how to tell and that could end up making me go through tires like crazy.

can't you just bang your soon to be wife and not be temped by boring porn?

Religious, no sex before marriage bro

>Getting married
>Haven't even discussed porn yet.

Have fun with the divorce.
Please don't marry someone unless you've discussed LITERALLY EVERYTHING with them.

He's lying about the porn star so your mom will stfu. I reckon the half-sister is real and he has probably been in semi-regular contact and sends them money (or even child support). This is what he's hiding.

If your mom wants a divorce he may just let it happen, but on his timing because he will need to prepare financially.

haha holy fuck

>>16998409
Find your half sister, track her down and seduce her. Get her pregnant and marry her, then tell her that you're her half brother. Seems to be the best option to continue the crazy family dynamic you guys have going.

>>16998358
Suffocation is one of the most painful and terrifying ways to die. Your body will try every method it can to breathe again, this isn't an option.

It's like when a little kid holds his breath, it's a stupid plan

>>16998358
One of the worst and most prolonged ways to die . Also, high chan e of survival. Your body can typically go six minutes with air. Once they clear your airway, you're back to living and hen you are the loser who almost died to peanut butter.

Same way with drowning, you actually puke a bunch before drowning - hence you actually suffocate from your own puke before the water fully makes it down.

>>16998358
Sounds like it would be difficult to reliably ensure your death, and if you fail then for the rest of your life you're the dummy who nearly killed himself eating peanut butter.

>>16998354
Honestly if you haven't taken college courses on economics and history it's pretty hard to pick the right candidate.

Most people resort to researching very basic "social issues" and voting based off of that. Unfortunately social issues are usually bullshit and are pretty biased depending on where your getting the info.

I'm voting for Trump, because I want lower taxes, less war, localized education, more competition in health care, and somebody who understands free trade.

>>16998361
I considered Bernie since he seems the least corrupt but he doesn't seem to understand how capitalism works
Is there something to specifically look for other than "social issues" anywhere to go for unbiased information?

#MAGA

>>16998292

>is it feasible to move

yes, people do tihs every day. how is this a question?

unfortunately we dont know your exact finances so we cant tell you. most people recommend having 6 months of finances saved up on top of moving costs.

as for moving your stuff, how important is it? most single people pack only what can fit in their car, and sell the rest / buy new furniture when they get there. if that is not an option just start googling for moving companies that can transfer the stuff for you, OR, if you dont need to move THAT much stuff, rent a uhaul.

gauge how much you want / need to bring and go from there.

so heres a fun thing, north dakota is literally less than 800 thousand people in the state. compare that to michigan which has about 9.9 million.

population is kind of something to consider. from what i gather north dakota is a lot more rural, its a seires of small towns and i think a hell of a lot of farms. it seems to have a low unemployment rate, but that doesnt mean its good for someone new. small populations are all a 'its about hwo you know' kind of place. a large amount of that employment rate is also probably family run farms.

it might be REALLY hard to actually find an apartment here. i mean you'd find it, but its not like other states where the apartment sare a dime a dozen and are located iwth an influx of jobs

michigans a bigger population in about the same sie, little smaller land wise, so its economy is actually like everyhwere else, as in, its based on serving the people in the aera, as opposed to creating a big export for the restof the country like most small towns rely on.

what do you look for in a new place?

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>>16998316
>a large amount of that employment rate is also probably family run farms.

very good point. I'm mainly just looking to experience a new place because I've lived in LA my entire life--awful weather, high crime rate, and shitty scenery. I'm not really looking for anything special in a new place, it doesn't have to be too great--just a new area with job prosperity preferably, which as you noted Michigan would be a lot better. I appreciate your 2 cents.

He sounds like he has issues. I'd throw this fish back.

Um. He sounds unstable as all fuck. Run. Wtf are you doing????

he really sounds weird, honestly. Someone who becomes mean to you over the smallest things shouldn't be worth your attention. From your story, that happened twice already. Find someone who will think you are amazing and will be happy to spend time with you and talking to you.

it happens, just cut back a lil bit.

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He who masturbates can have no soul.

only happens if i go over 7-8 times in 24hrs.
just pretend you had sex, and caught std

Not sure what you're expecting. You're horny, which is fine on its own. Are you asking advice on how to get laid? 4chan is one of the worst places for that kind of advice, to be honest.

As for not wanting romance, that's okay too. What about friends, male or female? IMO, it's healthy to be able to have platonic female friends. (You can at least get direct advice from them, if you're at that level.)

>>16998007
>Going on 4chan
I don't know of a place where I could get better advice, but if you could tell me of another site that gives better advice then I would really appreciate it.

>Platonic relationships
I wouldn't even know how to go about hitting a relationship like that off.

>Friends
I have a good number of friends from about 3-4 different social circles. Sports, parties, neighborhood friends, people from school, etc. Of course, some are closer than others.

>>16998024
Wait, I misread the word "platonic." Yes, I have female friends that I have no romantic interest in that I get advice from time to time. I just can't say this sort of shit to them in person because I know for a fact that they wouldn't understand, because they come from stable families and that I'm the weird one for living with a widowed grandparent.

I feel as if the biggest problem with me is that I'm emotionally broken, or at least that I believe that I am. I will never be able to bring myself to love another person, despite how much I wish I could. I don't even care for my immediate family as much as I feel like I should, I just appreciate what they do for me.

I thought I was asexual for the past 2-3 years, and I'm only saying this because I think people would use puberty as a potential argument. I had no interest in talking to girls whatsoever, and I never said a word to them unless they talked to me first.

If it's that bad, consider a crisis line; you don't have to be suicidal, but it's someone to listen non-judgmentally. They can help you in the immediate term.

But in the morning, start calling mental health places. You seem very unstable, which I can sympathize with.

Myself I'm seeing a therapist (for talking things out) and a nurse practitioner (for meds).

Why has everyone walked out on you OP? There must be a reason, especially your grandfather...

>>16997989
>The man who taught me to read, write, ride a bike, fish, shoot a gun, talk, and how to defend myself doesn't even want to speak to me.
Geez. I'm sorry to hear that.

Any odea what was going through his head? I'm not saying his reasons were good -they probably aren't- but it would be useful to know.

It's pretty normal to not keep direct eye contact with another stranger unless you are VERY outgoing. In my opinion atleast.

I have a smaller iris and poor vision in my right eye, a possible stribism as well and looking at people is difficult for me. The vision is so poor my better eye dominates my perception and I just can't trust what mu eye is doing in such an intense interaction. It bums me out but I try to try :(

>>16997962
"Looking people in the eye" is just a phrase. In fact we spend more time looking them in the mouth, because we all lip-read more than we realize.

It really means looking them in the face, rather than looking away. You don't have to latch on their eyes - just stop yourself from turning away or looking at your feet.

everyone is better off alone, misery comes from other people.

>>16997950
>use a "dating" app to meet new friends

You should state in your description that you're only interested in making friends. That way other men wouldn't try to ask you out for hook ups

>>16997950

if you're not ready for sex then that's fine, you don't have to have it

if he's just in it for the sex then w/e, there will be other dudes for you and other girls for him

if he's generally interested in you then start from there

>>16997934
i guess you are scared of getting your heart broken?
are you scared to open up to other people?

>>16997972
>i guess you are scared of getting your heart broken?

Possibly, but I have no clue what that kind of experience is like or what it fully entails.

are you scared to open up to other people?

Please elaborate on this, I've never really understood what classifies as "opening up". Ive been very passionate when discussing things I care about with people, but if you are referring to telling others insecurities and my own vulnerabilities, it has never happened.

>>16997934
Neat, I have this too.
I have no idea why, but it's annoying. I've sort of just given up on pursuing romance as a result, but if anyone has alternative ideas, that'd be cool too I guess.

>>16997972
Fear probably is the root cause of this somehow, but I don't think it's fear of being broken or manipulated o whatever by opening up to people or anything along those lines.
If anything it's probably related to fear of extending beyond social norms or something, but I can't tie it down specifically enough to do something about it.

You feed off it emotionally?

I wish I was like you Anon T_T

I like when my gf is angry at me. Is it maybe because you like the raw emotion? Or possibly the change in dynamic?