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hey /adv/ can someone help me connect these two sentences? I am very limited on words and space - i have to fit everything in one page and dont have much to spare.

anyway here it is. i cant help but feel theres a less clunky way of transtioning

>I strongly believe food should never go to waste. Because of this, I am very interested in researching methods to efficiently process, repurpose and utilize food manufacturing byproducts and waste.

thanks ive been writing all day and im drawing a blank. in return, ill post tits
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>>17002319
It's only clunky cause it's wordy
>Food should never go to waste. That's why I'm pursuing methods to efficiently process, repurpose and utilize food manufacturing byproducts.
The key to good writing is saying the most with the least.
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>>17002341
fuck that was fast and effective

although, shouldnt there be a more appropriate punctuation symbol/use between those two sentences
wanna help me with the rest of my essay?
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>>17002341
Or to make it flow better (if you have space)
Food should never go to waste, (additional bit emphasizing that food should never go to waste). That's why ...

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>be black male
>completely unattracted to black women

how do I fix this
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Find one that isn't a shallow, iphone-wielding Schaqueeshka.
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>>17002261
Just date whatever you're attracted to and ignore the haters, be they angry white boys, angry black women, of anyone else.

Also if it makes you feel better a very large number of the really really hot desirable black/mixed girls almost exclusively date white boys because they can so just do you and fuck everyone else
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>>17002268
youre right, but the problem is that finding one is fucking difficult as compared to women of every other race. Its to the point that it is easier and saves much more time for me to just put off every black woman instead of endlessly searching for a normal, feminine one.

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Girls all over uni in yogapants. I can't go to gym cus I end up jogging with a bouncing boner. Pretty sure they all see me when I look, but idk how to stop. I'd have to fax 24/7
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*fap
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who cares what others think
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everyone does it, they know you do it.
but as long as you're not blatantly staring they won't really care.

just jackoff to yoga pants porn until you're sick of it, and look for a second, but don't stare when you see a really nice one

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I was fired from a job recently. No big deal, I hated it there anyway. Unfortunately now I have to apply for new jobs.

I feel like saying I got fired from a last job will basically guarantee I won't get the next one. I was only there a few months and it was my first real job after graduating. Should I just say I've taken that time off and pretend it never happened? Or should I use the experience and be honest that I was fired, or hope they don't ask why I left?
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>>17002139
Find a business that has recently shut down and list that you were a manager there.

I did that when the RadioShack in my town closed down and got a $16/hr assistant manager job with zero experience.
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>>17002139

It's really a sticky situation here... what kind of job was it? Why DID you get fired? Did you learn anything?

Honestly, as someone who has hired nearly 100 people in a lot of different kinds of jobs, I don't care if you were unemployed or got fired, as long as you understand why and learned from the latter.

Learning is important, though. If you just say "naw fuck it dawg that place was lame," I'll never consider you. If the gap of unemployment to being hired wasn't all that long, I think it's also reasonable to say you have been looking for a job since you graduated.

Good luck!
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>>17002152
It's a pretty niche field, it might be hard to fake.

>>17002163
It's science related, requires education, laboratory work. It was partially my fault, but it was a bad company, the management was terrible and constantly tried to blame things on me, and were looking for a reason long before to let me go. I made one mistake and they used that to get rid of me. But I've been told not to say things like that in an interview because it's bad to blame the employer, even though it was at least partially their fault. I've had a couple interviews already and I give the whole monologue about how I've learned from it, etc. But I still feel like at the end result is they stop considering me.
That's why I think it might be better to just say I didn't work there at all. I feel a gap looks better than a termination, that I'll then have to explain.

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How can I tell if my male friends are actually my friends and not just snakes in the grass that just pretend to be my friend because they want to get with me?
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get with you?

are you implying you're a woman with male friends? Because if so then there is a 100% chance they're only putting up with you in the hopes that they can eventually get in your pants.
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There's no such thing.
They all want to fuck you.

Some will seem like they don't, but they're just betas waiting for their "moment".

If you don't believe me try to come on, very clearly and strongly to them. If you ever get turned down I'll give you my life's savings.
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>>17002123

This is a lie, ignore it. Frankly there's no foolproof method, though. You just go do shit together and act like you would around any other normal people.

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So I'm not gay, nor do I think I'm bi. When it comes to what I'm romantically attracted to, it's women 100%. When it comes to what I'm sexually attracted to, it's like 100% women. BUT there's a tiny part of me that is bicurious. Not really wanting to have sex with a guy, but would be interested in, say, making out or maybe jerking off.

I'm not looking to get off or anything, or hookup, but like my friends and I are really, really close and we talk about our lives, and sex, and struggles, and that sort of thing. Should I mention this about myself? Ever? Or would they think of me really differently or judge me, you think?

I mean, I am not attracted to any of them at all, nor would I want to do anything even remotely sexual with them because like I mentioned, I don't even think I'm bi, but there's that tiny, tiny part of me that has gay thoughts from time to time.

Should I ever let that out about myself? Is it normal/average? I never hear any other guys mentioning that once in a while they have gay thoughts, but maybe it happens?

I don't know - I was gonna post this on /LGBT/ but it seemed more appropriate to ask here. Plus, I don't know their rules there - I know /adv/ though.

Thanks.
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That's normal, youre not gay or curious man
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>>17002071
I think that's pretty normal, if you're all close and good friends?
I mean, I can't honestly say from the male perspective but I always assumed so. Doesn't mean you're bisexual, or that you ever have to go through with it. The occasional thought isn't weird.
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>>17002075
>>17002138

Well, maybe I downplayed how often I think about guys in a physical way.

It's at least a couple times a day. Granted, girls are like an upwards of 20, hah, but I still find myself thinking "That guy is kind of hot." Not like, "Oh dayum, I'd tap that" but in a weird, not-quite-sexual-but-not-quite-innocent way. I don't know.

Also, my porn habits are like 98% straight... but that 2% is gay.

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Why are women such terrible people?
I was talking to a female friend and she made a joke about penis sizes and which I confronted her about it she said that she doesnt like small penises and when shes hooking up with a guy and feels his penis is small she stops and bails on his. Then said that I must have a small penis because thats the only reason why this would bother me.
My penis isnt even small. Its 7 1/2 inches long. 8 on a good day. But of course I didnt tell her this. Im so furious at how she could think like this. Its so cruel.
To be fair though she said she had a massive vagina.
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Sounds like op has a small willy
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>>17002054
I dont understand how this is a legitimate response
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if some douche told you that he wouldn't even consider dating a girl with small tits would you consider "all men such terrible people"?

My wife and I broke our screen tab. How do we take it out without breaking?
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It's difficult with those old windows. Never the right size...
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post more of your wife
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a butter knife is what I use. have to be gentle though

why are you taking out your screens when it's only now about to turn to spring

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Is it possible to become a massage therapist if I'm an unattractive manlet?

Or will spas turn me away?

Will I be more likely to get a job if I become buff?
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Why do you think you have to be hot for the job? Or do you want to just become a sex worker?
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>>17002012
No, I don't want to be a sex worker. I'd actually prefer to work in a clinical/medical environment and plan on pursuing an AAS in medical massage therapy before becoming an LMT, but I've been told that massage settings prefer to hire attractive people because clients are generally put off by not-so-goodlooking therapists touching them.
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>>17001998

how ugly? how manlet?

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Hey /adv/, need some advice, I know it's a bit stupid, but not entirely sure what I should do.
>have a book report due on The Odyssey tomorrow
>given this assignment about a month and a half ago
>couldn't get the book due to time constraints as well as being too retarded to use Amazon
>was supposed to use spring break to get caught up
>don't
>spend the next week and a half trying to get caught up
>get really sick on the weekend
>can't finish it then
I've spent the last couple days pretending to still be sick to try to get this shit finished, but I really don't think I'll be done in time. I also have a test to go along with the whole thing as well, which I'll be fucked on.
I've already missed a lot of work, and I'll only be further behind, should I chance it and pretend to be sick for one more day?
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just get fucked like you deserve, anon
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>>17001996
Go ahead and pretend to be sick, just go get a sick note (pretend to have diarrhea, something that isn't seen from the outside, when I did this they said I must have a stomach bug. Remember to get a sick note if you're skipping a test.)
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>>17001996

Ok so listen, if you do what I did in college you're never going to have this problem. The weekend after you get a big project, you start on it. Stop fucking procrastinating and just do it. You literally don't have an excuse when the book is something as well known as The Odyssey, it would take zero effort to scrounge up a copy online. Read a little bit every day, and when you're done you shit out a rough draft as long as you have even a basic understanding of the source material after which you go back and add in as many references as you need for the assignment.

Also, too retarded to use Amazon? Did you mean too retarded to live? People like you make me sick.

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Recently due to my negligence,a friend found out I'm a pedophile. A few of my friends know,and honestly I'm a little surprised about how they reacted. None of them really say anything except my one friend said "man you should really get help ". What should I make of this?
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That you should really get help.
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>>17001929
>"man you should really get help "
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they think youre disgusting

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Caught oneitis for this theater major I used to fuck around with. I never got to know her super well but I got a glimpse of her world and the crowd she rolled with... And I'm fucking jealous. The crazy characters, the eccentricity, the passion in her artsy friends was so admirable and she shared those same traits... I wanted that in my life.

My whole life I wanted to be a creative and live that eccentric carefreelifestyle (not theater necessarily), but I chose to take my immigrant parents' advice and pursue STEM.... It's fucking soul sucking to me no offense to those who love it, and I have no leads despite applying, interviewing and getting rejected everywhere

Now I keep comparing my life to this girl and I tell myself she's so much better than me, she's following her dreams, she'll probably be successful and she's happy. I'm not necessarily still pining after her but there are times where I genuinely feel like dropping the fuck out of uni and pursuing a "passion" field in the arts or design, saying "fuck you" to my financial future so I can live a exciting creative life as her and never be sad again.

Tl;dr failed oneitis triggered bigger picture existential crisis

what do
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>>17001923
Why don't you just experiment with making art or music or something else creative in your spare time? Most artists can't quit their day job anyway, and at least STEM pays well enough that you can afford high-quality supplies.
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>>17001950
I considered just doing that, but my gut is telling me to take the plunge and go 100% artsy to really get into an entirely different world
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>>17002165
Good luck being a worthless leech entirely dependant on others then.

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Hey /adv/, I'm a NEET but I still feel like I don't have enough time. I wake up at 10, when my parents leave for work, then watch anime, and random shit on YouTube, and try to practice drawing. Then at 6PM I have to stop since my parents come home, and I don't want them to know I watch anime or draw (my PC is in the living room). So I just shitpost on the internet until 2AM which is when I go to sleep.

But even though it's 8 whole hours, I still feel like it's not enough to watch all dem animes and I barely get any drawing practice in. I've tried shifting my sleeping schedule so I stay up when my parents sleep, but then I still feel paranoid that they will randomly wake up in the middle of the night and see me watching anime/drawing, and I can't enjoy doing it then. When they are gone I feel safe since the garage door is loud as fuck so I know exactly when they come back even if I'm wearing headphones.

I've tried asking my parents to let me move my PC to my room but they said no, and I'm too much of a pussy to ask again. What do?

>inb4 I'm the most pathetic NEET on /adv/
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>>17001892

Draw on paper.
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>>17001892
How about trying to become a functional person instead of escaping your pathetic reality
If you know your parents would be upset at you for it and you're too weak to argue your case for why you're doing it then you already know you shouldn't be doing it.
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>>17001931
Hoh, decent idea actually. I've tried it before though and it's not nearly as enjoyable as digital though :/ I usually have to erase and redraw each line 1000 times, so I've used up like 50 pages before for one super shitty looking drawing. I will consider this further though, thanks for the suggestion.

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Is it possible to get prescribed lean if you wake up with a sore throat every day
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>>17001890
>prescribed lean
what do you mean?
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>>17001890
codeine? probably.
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>>17001925
Codeine and promethasize or whatever I have stomach problems but I get a stimulant prescribed now and I want to try and get anxiety medications too but I think I will look like a drug seeker

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I've been in a relationship for a touch over a year. I'm 21 and my boyfriend is 25. It's (very) long distance, but we've met in person.

Before I address the elephant in the room, let me preface with the fact that I'm very happy in this relationship. He's been nothing short of amazing, and I'm pretty damn smitten.

Here's the thing–he's busy. All the time and for a good reason. Busy to the point where he'll go several days to a week without saying a word.

I get it. Even if he wasn't exceptionally busy, everyone has their own lives to deal with and can't be available 24/7 to chat. And sometimes, people just don't feel like talking. That's all 100% okay, and normally isn't an issue.

But the gaps in communication have been gradually increasing, and I feel like I'm being ghosted at this point. I don't know if I'm just being paranoid and insecure, or if this is something I should bring up with him.

Furthermore, I have no clue how I'd go about discussing my concerns without sounding accusatory or clingy.

Sorry this was so long. I'd really appreciate any advice.
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Just bring it up with him.
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>>17001882
Is he a truck driver?
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He probably has a girlfriend who isn't you. Lol 1 week without communication?...yeah let it go.

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