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>>16992891
You can try and be extra polite by saying you are already committed to another girl and you won't cheat ever.

Or you just say to her she is ugly and then watch mental meltdown.

Dont tell her she is ugly!

Ngl i dont think u need ur friends approval of whether she is a hottie, anyways not the point tell her ur into incest okay sorry, just say shes not ur type or she reminds u of a family member... Ik i just said incest thing but one of dem should do:')

How did you get to this point of hating her this much? Are you projecting your dissatisfaction with your life onto her?

>>16992894

They clearly stated what their mother was doing and how it made their father feel. It doesn't take much to figure that out. You come off as presumptuous.

To anon, lawyer up. Build up a case and provide evidence. Look into legit employment records, if there are any physical documents left over. If you have siblings, hopefully they see this the same way. Regardless, take the proper precautions, contact a legal professional who is versed in this kind of stuff. Go on from there.

I'm sorry that your situation panned out like that. Good luck, just be patient and consistent with what you're doing.

>>16992894
Did you read any of OP's post

Was one, still have some traits.

Most of them are postured assholes that are pretty superficial. They have a cultivated persona, and if it isn't obvious, that just means they are so fucking good at it that they are GREAT liars. They might have malicious intent (best friend is a serial cheater, 3 bfs at a time, uses her "damaged" image to emotionally manipulate them) or they may be balanced individuals who just like what they like.

>>16992855
How old are you? This question seems so childlike.

What I will think:
>rock
Never seen / heard of.
>punk / goth
Woman with very unusual clothing style. Might be attention whore.
>drinks a 25 year old whiskey
A lot of money / alcoholic / wants to get wasted.

> intriguing adjective
>in‧tri‧guing
>something that is intriguing is very interesting because it is strange
Yes i would be like that :-D

>>16992855
indifferent
really could not give less of a fuck
if anything, i avoid them because their style indicates attention whore tendencies

What do you want it for?

Go to the kind of store that sells bikes for your purpose and ask them. Or go on a bike forum.

Also, I agree with you on stuff in a lot of other threads but, unless you're an elaborate troll, you need to work on making your delivery something that doesn't inflame the sensibilities of people on 4chan.

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>>16992859
Sometimes I worry that maybe I am an elaborate troll. But I made this thread before and it died because I had to go to work. Didn't feel like typing it all out again but maybe it could help.

I'm thinking like a street bike. I want to take t to work and school, long distances. But sonetimes there are dirt roads and I like to jump curbs? Was looking into this and maybe a hybrid bike would be okay. Just not sure.

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Well, I would recommend bicycle that:

> is cheap so when it gets stolen you won't go bankrupt
> is from normal material (aka steel frame) because you won't tell the difference anyway
> is mountain bike because it is the most versatile you can get and it won't break so easily as city bikes with thin wheels
> has unique color (because the more weird it looks the less chance it gets stolen)
> has technology named derailleur so you can go fast no matter anything like 3x5 is good.

And then get a bell on it. It is cheap and when you need the walkers to clear the road you just *cling* *cling* and you can pass them all.

>>16992827
No. You should not masturbate in the house of God. Even if you arent religious just dont do that. Freaking contain yourself for a couple hours.

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>>16992827
Careful. You might cut yourself on that edge

>>16992827 what the fuck?! Dude! Jerk it in the car.

>>16992821
What are we supposed to tell you?

>>16992821

its not for everyone. but as a straight guy it can be hard to meet your quotas. if you arent willing to sleep with dudes, consider dating girls as if you were monagamous, but ditching when you start getting cheating urges. its okay to date someone knowing it will be temporary.

it gets harder as you get older tho.

thank god im a faggot

>>16992828
How you fall in love with someone, it's like I never feel anything anymore.

Tell them they make you uncomfortable and you don't want them to bother you anymore. Rude, but it might hurt their feefees enough that they leave you alone. Could just make 'em mad though.

As for your related questions...because you're a retarded autist who is indeed immature.

>>16992752

>autist here

real autist, or is this just something you say?

>how do i cut communications

be blunt. say 'im sorry but we cannot hangout anymore. if you wanna lie and say you're seeing someone, do that.

>why am i only interested in girls i dont think i can get

probably beause they are hot and we all want hot people. no fat man wants to date a fat chick. theyd just rather do that than work out. lesser of two evils.

>>16992760
Yea i suppose your right and ill have to bite the bullet :/ thanks man

>>16992732
I know the feel to an extent, but I honestly dont what else to say.

Music kicks ass though.

I know the feel, I suppose.
It almost seems like it's bad to live life as intensely as you can. I regularly get told to take a chillpill and my project group does not really seem to appreciate my enthusiasm anymore. I guess it's tiring if you can't keep up that level of energy.

Escitalex

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just bee yourself GODDAMN i shouldn't have listened

>>16992703

worse they can do is tell you to stop bugging her. you stop bugging her and you will literally never have ap roblem again.

the problem wasnt that you were yourself, the problem is her. no matter what you look like there is no reason she had to call the police.

maybe dne hit on shallow bitchs

Either shes an atention seeking whore or you arent telling the whole story.

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you could become an alcoholic like I did


or man up.

>>16992691

>how do you deal

are you actually asking how to deal with it or are oyu just using that question framing as an excuse to whien.

done get me wrong, its a whine worthy situation, but when you open with
>HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH

and then reject any advice its frustrating to an advice board.

>>16992709
I want advice. I want to know how it stops hurting. I want to know how go get her out of my fucking head and never think about her again.

I feel you. Masturbating without porn helps because you disassociate the two and you're less likely to watch it if you're not horny.

>>16992636
Ehy would you watch porn if you can fuck a girl?

>>16993277
No gf and not degenerate.

see a doc for now and use non latex condoms next time

>>16992629
if you are alergic to latex there are latex free condoms too.

1) Your allergic to latex
2) You have an STD that has been dormant for years
3) Random coincidence

Go get checked out by your Doc just for safe measures asap

>>16992615
Tell management, they'll be able to see him take it in the cameras

>>16992634
It was outside, though. We don't have cameras outside. Also, it was the gf, not my brother.

Your brother and his girlfriend sound like complete dicks. It's not theirs and you don't know how well off that girl it's just because she has an expensive phone. She or her family could have been saving up for a long time to afford that. Regardless, her wealth doesn't justify stealing another person's property. It's not some heroic Robin Hood type deed to pocket a lost cell phone. Take it back from your shitstain brother and return it to the girl.

Fap a little

>>16992624
I will not waste my virile seed on virtual women

I can't wait much longer, I think I will go down the library and try to woo an ugly looking girl, maybe she will give me a blowjob in a bathroom stall.

Is this a good idea? Is there hope?

>>16992588

mostly by facing the problems and deconstructing them logically.

the only way to get good at something is to do it, and fail, and see hwat you did wrong.

deconstructing it helps you figure out what the issue is
for instance
>if i go to class, what is the worst realistic scenario that could happen?
>if i raise my hand and stutter, people might giggle
>but by tomorrow no one will remember or care
>therefore it doesnt matter if i giggle
>at best someone remembers and im more identifiable and memorable if we talk
>4 years from now none of these people will even remember or talk to me unless I so choose, therefore even if i make a big fool of ymself it has no effect on my actual life
>therefore i should push myself to say as much as i can so that i can get over the bad parts
>that way when im out of colelge ill have the experience to talk confidently knowing how to do it.

it works. 5 years ago you could not convince me to talk to someone even if you put me in a room and they started surveying me. now i talk to strangers for whatever fleeting reason i want.

Exposure therapy and meds.

For some people CBT or mindfulness helps as well.

>>16992594
Alright I'll work on the deconstructing bit and rationalizing things. That makes more sense.
Thanks man.
>>16992596
I can't exactly go to my doctor and say Hey, I have social anxiety, can I get some drugs?
Or is that what I have to do?