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>>17002828
I recommend instead of that, you invest on buying and selling LSD off the dark web. SWIM is making a lot of money doing just that as a college kid.

>>17002841
I don't want to sell drugs that's immoral

>>17002859
Well to you it may be. LSD is illegal, though that doesn't imply it's immoral.

Just get with an Asian, Arab, or Slav girl. Preferable virgin.

>>17002824
Size in inches?

>>17002869
3.93 inches

>Implying my shit has ever been together

I'll have to get back to you on that one OP

well...i think i started around 21. didnt really feel like it was together till 23.

>Have Job
>Have GF
>Is depressed/anxious
Is this some kind of joke?

>>17002804
Wish it was.

I've been battling depression for years. Anxiety and panic disorder have been recent additions within the last year. I've made progress but it seems like lately I've plateaued.

>>17002782
>>17002804

I've got a job, beautiful girlfriend, and loving family. I'm also suffering from severe anxiety and depression, just started having full blown panic attacks a few months ago (3 total).

It is no joke. I don't take any medication, I would prefer not to. I stopped drinking caffeine entirely, stopped smoking weed, and I don't drink.

>If anyone's interested, I'm 20 and losing a few teeth.
>A few others need root canals, and my front teeth need crowns.
>I'm depressed as fuck because of this, and don't know where it's going to land me in the future.

>>17002746
Don't go onto your phone or any electronics (except when NEEDED) for a week and you'll get plenty of sleep. At the very least you should turn electronics off by ten.

>>17002756
But that won't make me sleep for a few days continuously, not just at night

>>17002746

Things you should do if you aren't:

1.) Exercise during the day, especially cardio or anything that'll get you sweating. I know you feel exhausted and the idea of exercise seems impossible, but if you can push yourself to run/bike/treadmill whatever using up that energy will allow you to sleep easier.

2.) Take 15 minutes at a time out of your day to sit in a quiet place and meditate. It's strange if you've never done it, but once you sit still for a few minutes doing nothing but clearing your mind, you will hopefully feel a sense of rest. This'll help bring you down from the anxiety and emotional high you've been on.

3.) As previous anon said, avoid electronics and absolutely turn all electronics off a while before you attempt to go to sleep. I find reading is great for times like these, whether its a book, magazine, shit even a newspaper.

4.) Jack off before bed. Seriously.

Also, don't sleep for extreme amounts of time. You'll fuck yourself up even worse, trust me. I don't know anything about the drugs you listed, but I suggest only using them as a sleep aide right before you go to bed. Aim to sleep for at most 12 hours at a time, ten is best. If you actually managed to sleep for more than 24 hours I fear for the state you'd be in after you woke up. Wake up to eat and poop at the very least.

Good luck anon.

>>17002736
A beta kisses her full on

An alpha is confident enough to let her make the last few cm to his mouth

>>17002736
a true alpha kisses her on the lips

no not those lips silly ;^) those are for the betas

In my own personal experience kissing only gets easier with experience. My first kiss was dreadful and the girl made fun of me behind my back. But the last girl I kissed told me I was one of the best kissers she's been with. Practice makes perfect.

>>17002667
NoFap + NoPorn helps normalize your fetishes, it gets them closer to straight vanilla sex with a girl. That said you'll probably relapse back into it after fapping. The longer you go without porn, the longer you go before relapse. If you want your fetishes to die forever, you have to give up the porn. I only recommend that if you're having a lot of sex.

>>17002667
It's just like any other addiction. Very easy to get hooked into but difficult to let go.

Go cold turkey.
No porn for atleast 3-6 months. Go get, get exercise, busy yourself.
If you have to masturbate, do it without looking at any porn, without thinking of any porn.
Your brain should start functioning normally within those 6 months.
Good luck.

lel OP I waslike you but for some reason after not fapping to vanilla I suddenly came back to it and nowmasturbate to solopics of girls/fantasizing about my female friends.

>>17002599

i always say go. the fact taht you are considering it shows she doesnt mean that much to you, and the fact taht she isnt considering it shows you dont mean that much to her.

that being said, romantic relationships are the most fragile of all human interactions. 4.5 years is great, but its going to end. so why not end on a high note? A 'until we meet again, if ever' kinda thing? a 'we had a fun ride, lets have the best time we can and then go our own ways'?

if shes open to that. if not, id still say go. shes been here 5 years. she might not be here in 5 more. who knows where you'll be job wisei f you can only ever stay there.

though i think a big issue is also whether or not you WANT the job. you said career so i imagine you are invested but perhaps you are comfortable where you are.

How much more cash are you going to make?

>>17002623
She's basically a part of my life. It is depressing/weird to think of living by myself again. I think ending on a high note with the possibility of coming back later is the best scenario for us, I just have doubts of whether or not I'd majorly regret this if I lost her forever.

>>17002626
About 4-6k a year more but my next step from that would be considerable more.

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bump

They probably try to make you their beta boy who'll give them feel good words on their fat days. We all have that 1 guy who does that for us.

>>17002642
Well, if they don't reply then I just never text them again.

Women really go this far just to get attention?

I worked in a call center for a week and quit. I was only allowed 5 mins of bathroom breaks and was expected to work 45 hours a week. My supervisor would yell at me while I was taking calls all the time.
You are better off starting your own business in what you are best at than working for someone in this day and age.

>>17002565

worked in a call center, wasnt bad. it ws inconsistent though. if you didnt get lucky in the early hours they sent you home early, so you never actually knew how much you were bringing home. yuo werent expected to last 30 days cuz its a high turn over system to avoid paying people benefits. knew one guy who lasted two years but they threw him out suddenly cuz his luck ran out.

they praised me one day for getting $150 dollar donation o nmy first call, then fired me a week later on my birthday for only getting about two donations a day.

>>17002577
Lol how many bathroom breaks do you need?

>>17002605
yea, ive heard similar stories of them letting you go if you get too good because there will always be a monkey coming in like me to do your work so they wont have to give you a raise
Who were you calling and what for exactly?
What was your worst call?

Learn how to empathy.

>>17002547
But how

Fuck you little bitch. Then don't come up on me and peddle your ass ever again wit yo flyer and shit. I'm sure it'll be full of posers like you, and suck.

Op here also the funeral is in 10 and a half hours. So I'm really desperate for advice. Thank you

I feel for you op. It's okay to be honest with yourself, it's ok for you to have these emotions. If you feel like the funeral will be too hard you don't have to attend, and if you decide to go you don't have to stay long. Sorry I'm tired and not really giving great advice, just know that I'm thinking of tonight and will be thinking of you tomorrow much love, get some rest.

>>17002570
Thank you anon I needed that

No one does. It's kinda hard to get out of, your best chance would be to call and postpone, you could probably even postpone it online. You can postpone it, but you still gotta go

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Say you are racist.

Say you are distrustful of law.

Telling them you are stressed about school and are not in the right frame of mind would probably work too.

Both statements will usually get you excused.

>>17002439
Also I just had jury duty back in February. I was there for 3 hours and then my whole group was dismissed. Didn't even have to go into court. But everyone's experience can be different.

>>17002423
Here, I guess. What's your story?

>>17002428
>>17002428
I act on impulse like 24/7. ive been on social media seeing these girls doing terrible things and laughing about it. It's not even that big of a deal but i feel like i could rid them of this world and it may or may not help help someone.

I feel like if i dont do it no one will.

Like women with no respect for anyone else getting pregnant on purpose poking holes in condoms, this girl i know who i follow on instagram posted multiple videos making fun of an autistic kid literally bullying him for like 5 minutes straight while the kid just panicked and cried and shit.

the way i see it, if i take my gun and just walk behind her house and send a few shots through a window and get away, theres not much the police can do to track it back to me. Then i rid the world of an evil person and thats it.

I've built up a list of over 20 people and it just seems like a great idea if i dont get caught.

i want to know if anyone else gets these impulses or urges and gets to this point. I've written out a few details and what routes i will take and all of that.

>>17002428
Example: i am not associated with this guy or girl. guy with loud fucking mouth at a party, saying some racist or offensive or hateful shit, beats a girl senseless, breaking bones & ripping hair out at a party in the bathroom and goes home before anyone finds her. No one has seen him in a few days but i know where he lives. Not friends with him at all but i was driving through the neighborhood and recognized the car, model, trim & first few license plate #'s.

Would i not be doing the community/world a favor taking him out? does it sound like this is for my satisfaction or is this a reasonable thought?

Literally no reason why people would think i would take matters into my own hands with these 2 people i dont know, so how would i be a suspect?

>>17002352
>I'm one step away from driving over there to check he's okay and get an explanation but I'm not sure that's the right choice.
You're probably better off talking to him in person over something like this. At the same time, this could be his way of trying to get out while not feeling like the bad guy.

Fuck... He thinks you are lying. How long habe you been dating? Try to find pics/vids of the girl where you can see that it's NOT you. She can't look like your long lost twin

>>17002368

It's so surreal, it's like a dream. He knows I wouldn't cam and even if I did, I genuinely wouldn't have thought he'd ever be bothered. All his messages were garbled, none made any sense.

The weirdest thing is that we were discussing us the day before when we were together and he was so reassuring, saying how he loved having me in his life, he'd be devastated if he lost me, all this stuff.

Literally none of it makes sense.

My only worry about going over there is it's an hour drive and if he doesn't let me in, I'm stuck, completely heartbroken, with no explanation.