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Nothing makes me feel very strongly about anything, except liberalism, which gets me really fuming mad.
I dont really know what to ask but it would be swell if someone told me something I should do

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Guy A
>Interested in all the same thing...like me but a guy
>Smart, near the top of our law class
>3 years older (26)
>average looking
>Probably the only guy who actually cares about me
>Extremely casual...opposite of a frat bro
>Asked me out, but I said told him no
>However he didn't seemed that phased I said no
Guy B
>Very Forward
>Good looking, I already slept with him
>Says he likes me
>I like him to...he "gets" me
>But I don't trust him
>Frat bro...worried he only wants to sleep with me

I'm so confused

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I dont know what to think here, m8s. Is this girl really trying to fug, or am I getting set up to be murdered?

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Hey /adv/ does God forgive suicide?

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>long distance relationship
>gf wants to get drunk with her female friends in parties
Should I be ok with it? Because I'm not.

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Hello /adv/,

I come to you for advice regarding my girlfriend. We've been together for almost a year and a half, which had its ups and downs. We're pretty intimate, both in terms of feels and physical stuff. We've yet to have proper sex, as my thing doesn't fit. No, I'm not well endowed.

Over time it seems she's mostly been the one to be getting hurt or getting insulted over things I don't notice I do. I rarely get bothered by her behavior, but she has admitted to me that many a time she builds up expectations in her head and when I fail to live up to them she bitches out. Usually this resolves with me saying how it's unfair and she agrees.

Regardless, these sort of fights happen a lot; me somehow not living up to her standards or her misinterpreting what I'm doing and flipping on me ahead of time. Now, we always talk through these things, but it gets tiring.

The issue I come to you lot for isn't about this though, but I felt it's a necessary background for what I'm about to ask.

Recently my soldier has been cooperating less and less when things get dirty in the sheets, and to make sure I stiffen up I try and space the sexual encounters out some more. For some reason he stands up better if he has more recovery time.

Surely she'll notice sooner or later though. I feel as though all the fights somehow killed - or rather, made it harder to achieve - any emotional boners.

Wat do, /adv/?

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My ex texted me today. She moved to back California four months ago and I haven't interacted with her in any way since. We had a nuclear tier break up that was drawn out over the 6 months up until she left. We were together three years.

I'll post the other two screenshots. I can't look at this situation rationally so I'm wondering how I should continue.

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My wife, who is pregnant, has a coworker in the office who refuses to stop using a perfume which is very irritating to my wife's sensitive sense of smell. The coworker got really pissed when asked to stop using the perfume and said the office doesn't belong to my wife and nobody has to do anything for her because she's pregnant, etc.

The boss will be notified of what happened of course, and I assume they will resolve the situation with him somehow,... but I'm wondering for the moment what rights my wife has?

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>Thought this girl had a crush on me
>Texted me 12 hours a day
>Sent bikini pics
>Invite her self over at random time
>Asked her out
>Negative Ghost Rider...Friend Zone

However she keeps texting me as if I'm her gay BF
>Got a 3am text saying she was feeling horrible

Nope not gonna be her 3am therapist...however our graduate class is pretty small and I have to be around her for the next 2 years. Need to at least keep things friendly.

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what are some good jobs for a fat, lazy, schizophrenic dude?

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Hey /adv/

Pic related is how my office is set up.

Just ahead and above my desk is a hanging fluorescent tube lighting without any shade (raw bulb) and although nobody else seems to mind it the skin of my face burns every day (it's still burning now) and turns red on my cheeks. I also have to strain my eyes (I wear glasses) and pretty much can't look up since it's so bright, which means I get headaches almost every day.

I asked the guy next to me if he thinks it's a little bright or finds it annoying but he just said he doesn't mind but it's annoying if he looks at it. I was sitting at the desk behind mine (pic related) for like 5 months and had no problems with the lighting there since it's not above the desk.

Would it be autistic / selfish / rude / pathetic if I ask my boss if I could move my pc to my old desk and sit there instead because I'm having to strain my eyes and getting headaches where I'm sat right now?

The thing is he is sitting on the same row with a similar light above him (although he's next to the window) and since it's a "masculine culture" and I'm a pretty quiet guy who doesn't say much I can only imagine I'll be mocked for being "sensitive" or for complaining or demanding special privelege. It's just every day it's the same thing. 8+ hours under these lights and I am irritable, worn out etc. My eyesight in my right eye is already fucked despite the fact it was great before I took this job two years ago. I have very freckly skin and have always been sensitive to heat and sunlight etc but again I'm aware people will think I just want to sit by myself or that I'm being a wimp etc.

Please respond.

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Any tips on getting over that awful feeling you get when someone you've loved for over a year breaks up with you...
(No joking please...I'm not in the mood for jokes...)

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Hey /adv/, I have a not-so-serious problem, but still want god-tier advice.

>be me
>live in small town, not much to do
>drive up to a club a couple hours away with some friends
>not my thing, friends talked me into it
>drink some liquid courage to loosen up
>see qt3.14 and her friend on dance floor
>start dancing with qt3.14
>dance until the place closes
>ask her what shes doing after
>she says just going back to her hotel
>ask her if she wants to leave with me
>mfw she says yes
>leave club, walk on boardwalk for an hour
>talk and get to know each other
>her friend's completely drunk so qt3.14 wants to get her back to the hotel
>walk her back to hotel and qt3.14 gives me her number
>say goodbye and leave
>text her next day "Nice to meet you, hope to see you again."
>says she'd like to see me again too

This was over the weekend. How can I strike up a conversation with her without coming off as desperate or a creep? Has waiting this long fucked me? She lives pretty far away, so should I even bother?

What do?

>pic related, don't want that spilled

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How do I give really good head? I think I'm doing pretty okay, but how do I completely make him lose his shit?

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Hey /adv/

Im a classically trained musician in NYC (got a performance degree and everything). I am hurting. I am about $200 short on my rent every month. I've played one gig in 4 months, and it was a catholic school's production of footloose. I am a good musician. Not a virtuoso, but I can meet or exceed the musical expectations of any door I walk through. Still, the opportunities are few and far between, and meanwhile, I am getting further and further in debt, with little to show for it. Some days I dont eat because I cant afford it.

I want to move back to Chicago for a year and get a paralegal degree. I already love law, I listen to all the supreme court audio online, and more hobby type stuff like that. Furthermore, the degree wouldnt cost me a penny (my mother teaches at the same school and my tuition would be reimbursed)

I see this as a way of moving forward. At the same time, I've been calling myself a musician since I was 12 years old. Its not just the only thing I wanted to do, but its the only thing I did.

Unfortunately, I see more and more how selfish a music career is. I am saying to all of you, "You must work in the fields and factories, so I can live in adequate luxury to practice my art." I am also becoming frustrated with musicians, and the fact that art in general is really con artist bullshit. But I cant shake the feeling that Im giving up on myself

How to cope?