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I'm having sex with a girl tomorrow for the first time. We started talking on tinder, everything was cool, we were hitting it off. Then one night I guess she stops giving a fuck and starts talking all about sex.....what she likes, dislikes. She tells me all the things she wants me to do to her and what she's gonna do to me.
I'm nervous as fuck. She told me that she has had sex several times and has never reached orgasm. She doesn't know I'm a virgin. She says she's on birth control, she likes to swallow, and she's insanely submissive.
I need all your advice. How to fuck, how to make her cum, how to NOT cum too quickly. How to eat her out, positions. How to prep for sex. Pls help a sad virgin have an awesome first time.
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>>17009509 i get bonner with your story bro, i dont have any advice for you tho.
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>>17009509
provide the book and i'll give you everything I know anon
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>>17009557
i wasn't even that descriptive
bump again
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How do I say no and make friends? 2016-04-08 01:27:25 Post No.17009462
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Hi /adv/
I'm a closeted lesbian in a relatively conservative college town. Like, I know 3 other girls who like girls who go to my uni, that's it.
Whenever I try to become friends with a guy, they often start coming on to me. I'm awful at saying no because I don't want to offend them, but then I don't know how to say I'm not interested, and I end up cutting contact completely. I don't know how to explain that I like other girls without
a) feeling like I'm wasting their time for having hung out with me; after they make a move, I feel like they only wanted to hang out in order to kiss
b) feeling like I'm an attention whore/parading my sexuality
This is annoying, since the people I cut off are mostly sweet and smart guys, that I'd like to be friends with! Do you have any advice? Making friends with girls is a whole different ballpark, so I'm just wondering about making friends with guys.
Thanks in advance!
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If/when they make a move:
>Oh, no, I'm gay, sorry for the misunderstanding
Anyone who can't understand that is a guy you didn't really want as a friend anyway
If you feel like social interactions are clearly taking on more of a "date" tone, you can bring it up a bit earlier to avoid leading them on
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Learn to say no. You can't go through life without offending people and standing up for yourself.
You really have three options, be honest (which is difficult if your family is conservative and you are lgbtq, I know, I'm bi), you could lie and say you are asexual or in a long distance relationship or something, or you could just say no without context. I think the latter is the best idea, people can't force you to explain yourself, and if they try to, they are probably not people you want to hang with.
Just my 2 cents, I guess.
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>>17009481
Anons, you're wonderful, thank you!
Could you please give me some pointers on what, exactly, is a "date" tone for an activity?
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I currently part own a domain name and
and after 12 years we are in talks to sell it , any ideas how to get a proper valuation of the above site as most sites go on traffic as opposed to the actual name , any info would be greatly appreciated many thanks
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>>17009449
What's the domain name?
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themuppets.co.uk
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>>17009474
2/10, etc
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my roof has been leaking for over a year.
the landlord said it will be fixed 'sometime this year'. we already lost a laptop, nwo its leaking on to my bed. what are my options?
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>>17009426
anyone got info on this? all the articles are vague saying 'you may or may not be entitled to this or that'.
do i stop paying rent? or do i hire a guy? we had a guy come up and try to plug it up, but it didnt do any good.
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Look at your rent agreement.
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>>17009519
This. Read the agreement first. Then see if a lawyer will give you a free consultation if you need more advice.
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Hey /adv/ I need some advice.
Me and my wife have been thinking about kids recently, I'm 29 and she's 27.
Our money combined we're bringing in about 110k a year so financially we're all set but I'm curious about all the D/adv/s out there, what's it like being a father?
I had a really great father growing up and a not so wonderful mother so I think I have a good idea of how to be one but I'm curious what it's like to be one?
Is it cool? Do I gain an immediate affinity for lawnmowers and grills? Haha! All kidding aside I'd love to hear some responses on the joys and pains of fatherhood!
(pic not specifically related, could be)
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It's a life changing experience mate, your whole meaning of your own existence changes. You are no longer an independent, you have dependants.
Yes you will get a love for those things because they will be your only male things you have time out to do.
It is the best experience in life. Congrats
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>>17009403
pretty busy the first ten years, then one day you look at this strange kid playing video games all day long and wonder who the fuck is that kid
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>>17009918
Hahah, is that a bad thing? I guess I'd rather have my kids wasting their lives on that then be getting fucked up all the time, but I lived with problem drinkers/drug abusers so maybe I have a skewed view.
Thanks for the reply!
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How should I feel and/or handle this situation /adv/? It's not too complicated. My gf of about 5 months, (but add the time spent together including talking and it's about 10-11 months) might be going out to a bar we've both gone too together with one of her girlfriends tonight.
I feel conflicted. Don't want to be controlling. But I know I'll be wondering if any other guys will approach her, offer her a drink.
We've had a conversation about the drink offering before, she said she'd judge whether or not to accept a drink from another guy based on whether he would leave her alone or not.
On that matter I think that's total bullshit. The whole offering of a drink is for the sole purpose of getting to know someone anyways. So I can't help but have this crossing my mind too.
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>>17009386
Really? At where you live dudes comes and offer drink that random? Gosh. And even girls take it that casual?
If she takes it as its nothing serious I'm sorry it's not worth it dude.
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>>17009410
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I don't know that they do. But it crosses my mind, the "what if" scenario.
>takes it as nothing serious
I'm just not sure. I don't know. She hasn't given me any explicit reason to not trust her. Maybe she just wants to see her friend. But I'm uneasy cause I've dealt with cheating before
You're thinking because of what she said about the drink that she's not taking it that serious?
I'm conflicted. Might sleep on it until the morning and see
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>>17009421
If a guy offers to buy a girl a drink, and she says yes, it's an invitation to flirt. It's not like "I agree to fuck you," obviously, but she's giving him a chance. If she was taking the relationship seriously, she'd be paying for her own drinks. Doesn't mean she can't go out and hang out with her friend, even play "wingman" to help set her friend up with a guy, but she shouldn't really be letting other guys buy drinks for her.
You can't really TELL her not to do this, ultimatums never work in situations like this. But I'd personally take it as a red flag if my girlfriend was out there, without me, letting other guys buy drinks for her.
>We've had a conversation about the drink offering before, she said she'd judge whether or not to accept a drink from another guy based on whether he would leave her alone or not.
You already called it, but this is nonsense. A guy wouldn't offer her a drink unless he at LEAST wanted to talk. Even if she's telling the truth, that's just kind of a shitty thing to do.
What do you think of the name Egil for a boy /adv/?
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white trash as all fuck.
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I don't know. I guess it's fine. But for real though, give him a family name that won't get him bullied, don't try so hard to give a "unique" name. A child is not an accessory.
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I don't like it
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I'm male and I have the problem where I don't want to fuck. If anything I want to be fucked. I don't want to hurt any woman but I want them to be mean to me and abuse me. However I know that isn't normal for males and perhaps I should change my ways. How do I get over this and get the desire to fuck?
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>>17009287
Grab a bitch by the neck and fuck her, tell yourself you like it. Self hypnosis success in fucking method.
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>>17009292
I've tried being dominant before (obviously not grabbing someone by the neck), and it just makes my dick go limp. I know this is much more psychological but I can't tell why I just can't get hard. It sucks because I fall deeply in love with women, I just can't get my dick up.
>inb4 gay
I'm not, I already know that.
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I don't think you need to change your ways. Everyone's different. Find yourself a dominant woman who can get you wild. I'm sure there are many out there.
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What can I do with my day off tomorrow that will enrich me?
Where do adults even go to make friends?
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go for a long walk
fuck if I know
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The homeless shelter! Serve the community, make friends.
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>>17009282
>What can I do with my day off tomorrow that will enrich me?
You mean "cultural enrichment"? Go to a black lives matter protest and refer to the melanin-challenged people there as "nigga".
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Is it immoral to fuck your ex-girlfriend's sister?
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>>17009271
Nope.
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I sure hope not, I've been living with her for more than 5 years.
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Your ex
Fair game
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I just recently started drinking casually (getting really drunk but only one or two times a month) and it did great things to me socially.
Thing is, I want to start going to the gym, can I continue drinking like this? No science and stuff, I read about it a lot. I want some real life experiences.
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Depends on what your goal is at the gym. Also theres a sticky on /fit/
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Have you seen Jersey Shore?
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Once or twice a month is fine.
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How to shave my beard?
It's hard and rigid, my razor blades can't cut it properly, and I always get the beard shade clearly visible, and even the hair in some points, I can't shave it again because I get injured if I try
And I can't even let it grow because it's not thick, so it looks horrible if I don't "shave it"
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nair
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fire
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>>17009178
Beard trimmer.
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Obsessed with a friend 2016-04-07 23:28:35 Post No.17009170
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I lost a very close friend because I became obsessed with her. She was so close to me that I could not spend a single day without talking to her, and I wanted her to always be near me. I also got jealous of her BF. I felt so sick, that I would sometimes vomit when I was going to see her because I was so nervous and thinking about all the things I'd tell her. At first, she was the one that called me, I am not someone who uses to talk on the phone. But after some months, I was the one calling her all the time. I began to lose control, creating havoc everytime I saw her talking to someone else.
Finally she told me to fuck off, she was worried that I could hurt her. It wasn't easy for me to stay away from her. She is my classmate, and we see each other everyday and have friends in common. A year has passed now, during a long time I was really angry at her, I felt like I'd like to hurt her. But now, I don't feel like that anymore. I still see her but we don't talk. And it hurts me that I lost a friend like her for being so stupid. I'm probably still obsessed, otherwise I wouldn't be writing this. I just want her to be my friend, but she doesn't, it seems. Now everyone says it's been a long time and we should talk again, but I don't think I could(eventhough I'd like to), and she won't neither. What can I do?
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Wow. That is completely abnormal and worrisome behaviour. Rather than talking about being friends again, you should be talking to a therapist. GL, OP, and go take care of yourself.
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>>17009170
I think the problem is you don't value yourself or have enough in the rest of your life. That is why you put all this pressure on her to fill the void. You need to fill a lot more of the void with other things.
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>>17009202
Maybe, but that is not easy.
Hey, /adv/, I've a got a bit of a problem. I've been in a relationship for a while now, and I really love this girl. But I'm paranoid that she's cheating. I'm a very paranoid person to begin with, and very insecure but I think have good reason here. She has a guy friend who she's known since she moved here and has been close with him for a while. Nothing's ever happened between except for one time where they kissed while drunk. More recently, she seems to have stopped talking to him because "he changed after he left a relationship", but I still see them talking from time to time. I dunno, the shift between considering him a close friend and sort of an acquaintance seems really rapid. I think she might be trying to cover her tracks. Thoughts?
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>>17009166
She also often doesn't meet my eyes and says she "doesn't like people looking at her" and I'm wondering if she's feeling guilty over that.
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Where there's smoke there's fire.
As a man that was once in your position, trust your gut.
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>>17009192
That's the thing tho, my gut isn't always the most accurate in the world. I'm constantly worried that people are lying to me whatnot and that people are one bad day away from betraying me. Which is why I'm not sure if it's my paranoia and insecurities acting up because I'm terrified about losing the woman I love or that I'm making mountains out of molehills. Because the dude that I'm talking about is constantly being a drama queen from what I've heard from other people.
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Life route that won't make me want to die? 2016-04-07 23:21:59 Post No.17009146
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Life route that won't make me want to die?
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After years of being in the deepest mental hole beyond imaginable I've nearly given up on finishing school, I haven't been attending, I have no passion for anything, depressed/bipolar/psychotic symptoms and all that, talked to psychologists and psychiatrists, I just can't get myself to do anything in this world anymore. I've always been aware of the systems in place but I've gotten to a point where I'd rather die than do anything useful for machine. It would be nice to find something to hold on to and have a reason to live instead of death though. I just don't know what that is for me, and I feel like I won't be able to figure it out, plus, I'm running out of time. I'm on the border of dropping out of school because I physically can't make my brain analyze and write up papers. If I am to drop out, I will have only a few months to get my shit together and think about what to do, the sooner the better obviously, I can't stand even the thought of casual store or office jobs, and I can't stand years of school to get labeled for qualification of an actual job. Can't take working for someone else or doing mindless tasks. I want to create, be something, separate from the generic shit.
The purpose of this is to ask, what is a route I can take in life that won't make me want to kill myself? Is it even possible to break out of the system of formal education and all the qualification bs. Everybody tells me I'm beyond intelligent but this situation just makes me feel retarded.
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Pic irrelevant btw.
And I fucking hate Rice A Roni.
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>>17009146
Adopt one of those poor African children and dedicate your life to giving them the best life possible.
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>>17009154
Another life to worry about.
Fantastic.