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>>17011299
>Basically my question is as a low lvl employee how do i infiltrate my way into this girls pants and would this task be hard?

No. In fact it's probably easier since she'll understand from the get-go it's not going to be a serious relationship.

You just ask her out for coffee outside of work hours.

>>17011323
man if ur still there id appreciate more input, literally ask that would get me somewhere? Because id do that, depending on the NEGATIVE effects it may have. Its a throw away job but id still like to keep it.

>>17011351
further advice:

- don't treat any job as a throwaway job. Even if you hate it, if it's your job it's your job, own it and kick its ass or it will be the one you are stuck in forever.

- I've never worked at a place that mandated no workplace flings, so I don't know why politely approaching her would result in trouble. If you're a sloppy worker and you approach her in an improper way she has an excuse to fire you. If you're a good worker and you approach her in a polite way then if she doesn't like you she should be able to just say "nope, back to work minion"

Tinder. Put it in your profile. Guaranteed replies.

/soc/ is made for hookups like this.

I could do that :o

Get used to it.

>>17011223
She's actually doubting this relationship because of it.

Is there something special that she wants?

>I am a student

But OP that's all you need! Your campus probably has a counseling office or something like that where you can talk to some one.

What's wrong?

>>17011228
If someone sees me going to psy, it will be shameful, plus i don't trust our psy, shes got highlights.

>>17011183
Why do you think she hates you? Because if she actually does, then leave her alone, that's what'll make her happy.

>>17011183
>I'm way below her league

You will never, ever get a girl if you believe this, and if you do by accident as soon as she realizes you think this she will leave you.

All the rest can be overcome, but this is a poisonous attitude.

Try to concentrate on your own life, because her recognition is insignificant compared to your own well-being.

B-but I thought uncut masterrace?

>>17011179
Girl, cut or uncut doesn't make any difference to me.

>>17011180
No, it's just that people born in the US are inferior to us europeans

If guy:
>Age?
31
>Virgin y/n?
no
>Number of children, if any?
2
>Are you a tit man or ass man?
Tits for as long as i remember. Ass after puberty. Still love both.

If guy:
>Age?
27
>Virgin y/n?
N
>Number of children, if any?
0
>Are you a tit man or ass man?
Even as a teen, pretty much always been an ass/hips/thighs man.

>>Do you prefer a guy to lust after your tits or your ass?
it hasn't been long since i realized that there are "ass-and/or tits-guys". but so far my observation is that the most balanced and sane guys tend to enjoy both equally. i prefer a guy bein fond of my boobs, since i have huge ones and really dig them myself. but meh, ass-guys are neat too. it's nice to be able to make them cum almost instantly just by knowing how to position yourself

>>17011103
attempt to ask what is wrong.

Failing that give them space and they will come around.

be ready for anything.

>>17011103
>have you asked her?
if not, duh ask her.

I'm assuming you did and she didn't answer. Don't pester her, it leaves you an easy target for manipulation. If she's not answering, drop the subject for a day or two and carry on happily, then get back to her and say "So you ready to tell me why you're mad?"

Wash, rinse, repeat.

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If this doesn't work >>17011127, take up drinking

if it was good enough for all the generations of men before you, it's good enough for you.

>>17011070
prostate cancer..............its worse........

Hate to say it but you really can't. Humans are hardwired for interaction and that is not something you can change.

>>17011084
Well then suggest some helpful suicide tips plz.

romantics anonymous

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upKDjLBtU_A

do you just want one with a "happy ending" or one to really laugh your ass off?

>>17011020
http://www.imdb.com/list/ls076816783/

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It stars Ryan Reynolds. Need I say more?
Oh! And Anna Kendrick

Force yourself to throw up

Eat a lot of chilly

You have to be 18 to use this site.

I know this feeling very well. These actually work http://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/parenting/5-phrases-that-will-make-your-kids-stop-crying-and-begging/ss-AAey27F#image=4

i just discussed the issue with my brother in law and he suggested that i give an alternative activity to keep him occupied. but it doesn't seem to work THAT good. maybe 3/10 times.

i've just read trough those ideas and the one they use seem to be the "broken record"-attempt. i'll try to not get into a discussion more and just tell him that i'm done talking about the topic

>>17010976
I have a five year old. Tho he is Autistic and can not speak he is very attatched to the tv.

I find i just have to go full hard ass on him.

I tell him no more tv and ignore any further conversation on the matter. And if he gets too aggressive or nasty about it i send him to his room. to cool off.

Exercise

Alliteratively get a responsibility of some sort that forces you out of bed.

27 year old NEET here with a very disciplined morning routine.

First of all, I start to crash around 10pm and will sometimes take light naps on my bed (not in bed) while something (music or movie) is playing on my computer. By 3am I'm ready to get in bed and enter deep sleep mode.

I always like to wake up around 9am. Once I do, I spring out of bed, make it, take a piss, and make my breakfast which is healthy and lite, followed by a cup of coffee. Every morning is like this and I begin my day reading news and stuff online and settling into what books I want to read for the day.

IMO the trick is to 1) have a desire to be up and awake at a certain time 2) get at least 6hrs sleep 3) don't drink or do drugs late at night as this disrupts sleep and offsets brain chemistry hence the groggy mornings 4) wake up motivated to start your day, don't let any laziness set in.

As a NEET, it's very hard to be disciplined. Make no mistake about it, if all "wageslaves" quit their jobs, they'd rot away worse than any NEET, for sure. When you have endless time, it's surprisingly hard to do anything but succumb to the most hedonic laziness, but if you do maintain a disciplined life it can be very useful to furthering your interests in various things.

BTW I never use an alarm clock or anything - I'm so ingrained in this 9amish wake up time that I just wake up, wide awake, naturally. No grogginess, I have coffee just to enjoy, it doesn't perk me up or anything because I'm already wide awake.

>>17011429

I'm a very disciplined NEET already, the waking up is my only problem, but reading your post is maybe all I needed.

>>17010883
Don't throw your life away. You're still young.

>>17010901
I have no 'life' outside of working out, playing CS:GO with my friends for 6 hours and sleeping. At the very least, joining the Army will give me purpose.

I've heard it all before and I'm not gonna be pushed away from it.

>>17010883
Asthma is a big deal. Think about hiking and running if you sneak through, think about you having an attack in the middle of a firefight. If you have asthma you would do yourself and your fellow soldier a disservice by joining.

If you're not fit to serve you aren't fit to serve. Sorry if this comes across as harsh, but the military is about winning.

You can take it to a recruiter but I'm pretty sure they'll tell you the same thing.


t. Marine

Don't worry so much what other people think, just be your comfortable self. Especially at work, just focus on doing your job, and don't be distracted by what other people might be thinking.

>>17010880
I don't see your problem. You're female so of course people will socialize with you anyway and forgive any odd behavior.

>>17010894
True. I am working on disregarding silly looks, though I appreciate their concern.

>>17010896
I don't want them to have to forgive any odd behavior. I want to be able to talk and be less nervous.