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I've pranked called a former employer off an on for awhile. Eventually the company realized it was the same number when I was calling them over and over again.
Today I received a phone call from the police. I lied to them, but my lies didn't make sense. Now I'm worried about being arrested and going to prison. What should I do /b/?
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>>17007887
Please help. I'm freaking out. I never expected a criminal complaint to arise from this.
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>>17007899
Well if they call you in you better lawyer up. Hell if you can afford to do it now you should probably start talking to a lawyer.
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You're retarded and deserve everything coming to you because you didn't *67
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Should I take a term off of school to take a Japanese Language course?
I do all my college online, intl biz major, sophomore. A local school is starting language classes soon, but I'm worried doing both will be too much. The college and language classes are both 8 weeks and both are ending and stopping at the same time, so that matches up. I recently joined a gym and yeah, worried it's all too much at once since I've been putting off the gym lately cause too tired just from being called into work on my days off.
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>>17007851
>should i take a term off of school to take a japanese language course
why? you asking this as if it has some inherit value.
if you want to take it, why? we cant understand your point of view unless you explain it to us.
otherwise you might as well ask
>should i take a semester off to just take an art class?
WHY. probably no. but first WHY?
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>>17008083
>why? you asking this as if it has some inherit value.
I want to work at an international American-Japan company.
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>>17008101
there arent that many. and the truth is that an 8 week course wont do much to help you. i studied it for two years. learning a language is an immersive experience. you gotta be 100% in. and the fact that you dont think you can take it on top of your classes tells me you wont get far with it.
your call though
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Alright /ADV/, I need advice.
I have this ex, that broke up with me while I was in a hospital after trying to kill myself, she put me in rehab and kicked me out of the house while in rehab. This was in July, I just now got back most of my stuff, but I'm missing a vintage guitar, a new guitar, all of my pots and pans, three old phone handsets and a ton of blu-rays.
She's ignoring my e-mails, texts and phone calls to the point where I'm about ready to go to her workplace or get some cops to escort me to the house.
What do, /ADV/?
TLDR; bitch is a cunt, I want my shit back.
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>>17007828
You try calling the police on the non-emergency line?
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>>17007828
Here's one guitar, a 1962 Gibson LG-0
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>>17007828
The other guitar: a Breedlove Passport.
The phone handsets are a Samsung Captivate, Nexus 4 and Nexus 5. The pots and pans are a hand me down family set with two calphalon non stick skillets and two cast iron skillets. The catch is that I can only verify purchase of one guitar and the phone handsets.
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Straight to the point.
> I'm having dreams and nightmares where I successfully become a female through hormones and surgery, something I've been wishing for since I'm about 4 years old, it's getting more and more frequent and takes over my life, worsens my depression and kills my happiness.
> I know I have a mental disorder, it's biologically not normal to want to be the opposite sex.
What do? I'll give in more detail to helpful replies.
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>b8
>>>/lgbt/
They made that board for a reason.
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>>17007820
It's not bait, I'm seeking legit advice and help, even if there is a board for it, this place is called 'advice' which is what I am seeking.
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>>17007803
how old are you?
maybe just transition. it's not so bad most of the time.
So I'm going to poor mans baseball even this Saturday with my gf. About twenty people are going. Two of them are guys she has a history with and are still friends with are going to be there. One of them she made out with, the other went down on her. Those two events happened years ago. My problem is that I don't know if I want to go because they will be there. I have no interest in seeing them there or having a convo with them. Should I bite my tongue and go? Or find something else for us to do? Thanks
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The only way to win in this situation is not give a fuck
>years ago
come on dude, the first step to being a cuck is acting like a cuck
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>>17007784
They only went down on her? She didn't return any favors? Sounds like they were betas she took advantage of.
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>>17007784
id go if she actually wants to go. if she doesnt, just say 'well we can get dinner instead' or whatever.
they were two dudes she didnt get very far with, one went down on her. if they didnt stick a dick in her then they are just beta orbiters she let please her.
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Hey lads,
Recently enough I asked a girl out and I had been talking to her quite some time. She said she wanted to think about and found out later from another friend it was a no. Grand job. Don't really care. Next thing my friend and I were talking. I metioned that il wait for an official answer and if not il just fuck off. He said you did that with femanon and she was pissed off.I had asked his gf atm out way before they went out. I had been talking to her for quite some time. I asked her to a ball and she said yes. The ball got cancelled. This is where things get sausy. I got Intel that she was happy the ball was cancelled as she didn't want to go with me in the first place. I only got this info recently but il continue. I then asked her out and she said no which is fine. I moved on and just sorta stopped talking to her completely. She then got pissed off apearantly with me for not talking to her over messenger and giving her attention. I always started the conversation she never did. Then she went out with my friend. I couldn't give a shit desu.
She got so pissy that she thinks I'm an asshole "for not talking to her" To be perfectly honest I'm not going to be some bitches chuck so she can just talk to while she gets rammed up the ass by my friends dick. Why should I even bother wasting time with someone who doesn't like me and never did in the first place? I just move on quick. I don't really dwell on things. I have better things to be doing. I hate wasting time on useless shit.Am I being an asshole or unreasonable?
>mfw
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No you're not unreasonable, but what you failed to realize is that women operate in a world of unreason
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>>17007782
I cut contact with a girl I talked with for a long time before she had a boyfriend, it's for the best, in dont text her anymore and when she rarely texts me something I make the convo short and sweet so I don't have the urge to keep texting. You did the right thing anon guys can't have girls as friends it never works
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>>17007846
True. I mean why stand around and watch some you "love" get fucked while you stand there like a chuck.
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>Be yesterday
>Be at room doing work on my PC
>Hear pain noises
>Check it out
>Just my kids (2yo) laying on the floor standing up when he sees me. Look at [spoiler]my wife's son[/spoiler] he looks surprised.
>Leave the room with doubt but stick around to figure it there was foul play.
>glimpse at the room from the hallway
>hear noises again
>see my wife's son asphyxiating my kid with his foot on his throat.
>enter the room
>see him in shock and quickly removing his foot
>Slap him twice
>Call him a faggot, failure, telling him next time I catch him doing something like this I'll run his throat with my car tires and to GTFO my kids room and be ready to pack your shit cuz you are leaving with your grandmother.
>wife storms in (WHAT IS GOING ON?)
>tell her whats up
>she goes bat shit insane telling me that I shouldnt have called him a faggot and a failure or that I was going to kill him.
>Tell her that IDGAF and that he needs to get the fuck out by summer and go to a psychologist because he is clearly mad.
>She tells me that I'm over reacting and this is how kids behave.
>This is third incident I've experience with him , first was about 4 months ago watching him hold the kid upside down while he was crying, the second one was him kicking the dog while he was playing CoD where he apparently had his friends tell him to kick the dog to shut him up.
>This kid grew up with women.
>his real dad is a crackhead
>her brother died last year because his life was meaningless aparrently leeching and fucking rich girls for money.
>his mother wont stop defending him and tells me that I'm the one that's wrong.
>"I'm not going to give him a medal for doing what he did but yelling at him was way worst"
>I'm about to walk out the door but I don't want to since I don't want my kid to grow without me.
>She just texted me that I'll be happy as soon as classes are done since she is planning on moving out.
Thoughts?
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>>17007730
You already cucked yourself. It's not even a meme. You literally cucked yourself and now you have to raise Chad's shitty brat that has daddy issues.
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you guys are both fucking up. You're being too hard on him without correction his behavior. Telling him that he's a failure a faggot and that you're going to murder him is NOT how you correct a child's behavior or help him learn right from wrong. You're literally CONTRIBUTING to the problem. Kids look at adults as role models- if you come across as batshit insane like you did, he's going to copy that behavior and keep acting like he's been acting.
Now- you SHOULD be harsh on him, but do it in a way that isn't literally threatening to murder him. Send him off to military school, ground him, spank him, take away toys and games- NORMAL parenting stuff that will help him learn.
Your wife was defending her son in this situation because you were acting like a fucking monster. You are a GROWN MAN threatening a CHILD. Are you seriously that incapable of disciplining a child in a mature way?!
You and your wife need to agree to work TOGETHER to reach a happy medium with disciplining. As long as you keep over reacting, she's going to underway in defense.
The first step is to go to your wife, apologize, and tell her that you want to work together to discipline the children in the RIGHT way.
Then you need to go to YOUR STEP SON and apologize for threatening him and over reacting. Then, explain to him why what his did was wrong, and ask him to apologize to you back. Tell him that you love both of them very much and that you don't want either of them to get hurt. Warm him that if you and your wife catch him doing something bad lke that again, there will be consequences.
Your step son is doing these things for a reason. Find out what the reason is and fix it. LISTEN to him. He's still a kid, and as his step father, it's your job to help get him on track, not to fuck him up even more
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>>17007908
She's going to keep under reacting in defense ***
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how do I sabotage a tv c: in a subtle way
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>>17007707
Unplug it?
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I'm looking to sabotage it so it doesn't work anymore hopefully
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>>17007728
Why are you being such a passive-aggressive pussy?
Get a hammer and whack it, you cunt.
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Is 110 feet on to solid concrete high enough to do it?
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>>17007687
Only one way to find out!
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quick Google was 12m
http://outdoors.stackexchange.com/questions/8106/how-far-would-you-need-to-fall-for-it-to-be-fatal
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>>17007687
Why not go higher just to be safe? Limits and minimum effort create miserable, boring, alive people.
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Dating a girl with anxiety
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True anxiety, not the emo instagram anxiety.
What's best ways to deal with this, low self esteem all the time, crying all the time, stressed all the time, and on her period it somehow gets even worse.
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Just adjust to her, until your relationship gets serious, you can't change her. If it's too much for you, you will have wasted effort. Unless it's so serious it needs medication, anxiety is who she is. Kill her and be done with it.
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>>17007654
Give her the D
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>>17007673
It's serious, and she's on medication.
i just want to help, but i'm not good at it.
This girl says hi to me sometimes and says my name all weird sometimes. I don't really say much cause I'm usually tired af in school so idk why she keeps trying to talk to me. I can't tell if she likes me or not cause sometimes she talks to this other guy at the front of the class and sometimes she moves to the back where I sit. I'm not good with talking to girls so I don't really say much to her. how do I know if she likes me?
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>>17007620
>girl is voluntarily talking to you
Dude, she wants your dick.
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>>17007620
lol is she ok ?
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Propose to her next time, she won't say no.
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>Exit Void
>Try to get a gf/improve myself/my life
>Fail at getting a gf because no confidence
>Remind self that I'm worthless
>Return to Void
>Rinse repeat
How do I end this? I've been told I'm not even unattractive.
>It's all in your head
Shut the fuck up. That in no way helps me.
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Just be yourself!
You have to keep trying!
I managed to change myself, so you can too!
Just stop caring about your failure!
Man up!
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>>17007640
I chuckled
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Kill your soul
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I have a person in my closest circle who I simply cannot handle, and I cannot get rid of him either, otherwise I would have done it long ago.
The problem is easiest explained by the following example.
Couple a weeks ago we discussed a certain electronics manufacturer. This manufacturer is very common and quality is above average. For some reason this individual has a grunt towards this brand AND the people using it. Calling them fags, retards, etc. And saying that everything this brand produces is completely shit. If you are a normal human being you can easily understand that every brand has its pros and cons, and comparing it to competitors it is actually much better in certain areas.
Anyway. This does not matter to this individual. Facts does not matter. I mean if you haven been manufacturing electronics for 50 years and is steadily growing, it means you are doing something right. When you point this out, he does not present facts that prove the opposite, instead he starts to insult you, calling you a shill and making fun of you on a personal level (bringing up personal things that are not related to the discussion at all). You can even see the other people around getting uncomfortable and looking at you with "feel you bro" eyes. And he simply continues and never gives up, never. He has to "win" the discussion at all costs.
It would be ok if it was just the electronics brand thing, but this is the discussion about _EVERYTHING_. If you don't agree with him, he will insult you.
I am soon about to go full nuclear on this guy and I'd rather avoid it to all costs, because I know it will hurt me in the future. How can you handle things like this? Is it some kind of personality disorder?
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"anon this company is reputable and makes good material, youd be dense to not see each has its pros and cons"
"fuck you faggots who uses that"
thats when you say "ok" and dip. stop engaging retards
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Keep it chill, I know a dude similar to the one you describe. If he starts that shit in a group, just change the subject, and start talking to other people, that's what I (we) did. The guys was ok on 1-1 communication, but every gathering was about him proving that he is always right, or jumping in conversations t show he is the expert on it. He wasn't as "personal" in his attacks, but was boring nonetheless.
TLDR: Just change the subject with the group you are with. It will piss him off immensely, but with time he will stop it.
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>>17007568
But Apple is overpriced garbage senpai.
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I have an older brother I'm 19 he's 21 and he's the biggest piece of shit in my life. I've been dating a girl for almost a year and haven't really told my family about it other than my mom because my gf is from Japan and dating other races is unacceptable in our family so I haven't told my brother because I know for a fact he'll pull that shit and drive her away because I'm finally happy with myself and she makes me happier.
Currently he's been talking to my friends trying to get information on her behind my back but he would say anything to me because he's a fucking coward and is trying to get to my parents to make me break up with my gf
At this point I'm so pissed at him because he can't stand see me happy and is still living with my parents and at a dead end job, I might just do something crazy, anything I can do to get him off my back and deal with him in the long term? My gf and I want to get married but this is the biggest struggle in our way
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Ever heard of the Kangaroo Court?
This needs to happen.
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By 'dating' do you mean talking on the damn computer and jerking off? Or actual time together spent physically connected with each other in the same room?
If it's the first one, he's doing you a favor, and the correct response is 'thank you for looking out for me, this is just hard. I'm so ronery."
If it's an actual physical relationship, that sucks, but understand that he's not your mother, and the only power he has over you is whatever power you give him.
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>>17007593
It is a physical relationship she immigrated to the US a couple years ago and we met through an art class we both took
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I just took 5g of paracetamol and 150mg of codeine and some ibuprofen 250g pills
im gonna die?
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>>17007561
Maybe
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Eventually, yes. But not from this shit.
OTOH, your liver is not going to love this. Space that shit out more.
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>>17007561
Yes, due to acute liver damage