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G-guys...?

>>17010855
idk what that is

>>17010877
I think OP wants more people to reply directly to his posts.

Having been here for a few years, it seems to me that the easiest way to get replies is to adopt a name and a trip. Most people wouldn't want the kind of attention that comes with that, but OP only asked how to get more replies, and this will get him more replies.

What the fuck?

guys i have no fucking life. i want to see this guy so fucking badly and talk to him.

what do i say to this fuckin psycho who leads me on to a cliff hanger?

i am hanging on a cliff waiting for him to reply to my texts and come the fuck outside. i am frustrated like fuck.

seriously. why am i stuck in this situation? my life sucks. there is nothing exciting in my life but brian.

>>17010819
Height
Hair
Skin
Body/health
Eyes

This is assuming that hygiene is good.

>>17010819
Good looking face

good hair
Height (around my height or a bit taller)
being fit is good
idk what else, adequate dick size ?

He smells good
He's not obese
He's not deformed

All else is negotiable

ugh... just break up with her already

>>17010738
You either treat her like a person and accept any consequences of dating her, or you break up. That's all there is to it. You can't change her and shouldn't have jumped into a relationship with a fat person if this was such a big deal to you.

>>17010750
>>17010750

Why do you assume I treat her badly? I like her. In fact I treat her better than all my previous gfs.

She was much thinner when we met and it was reasonable. She's 200lbs now.

I can't control how others see my GF.

>>17010726
Because your subconscious suddenly says
>OH SHIT it's a potential mate
>don't you dare fuck this up anon!
>Don't fucking do X! OR Y! OR Z!
Kind of like when you're trying to write a letter with someone staring over your shoulder, or when you're fapping at your desk and suddenly the boss walks in

>>17010726
>I long ago accepted the fact that I would never had another relationship, so why in the fuck should I be scared of talking to a cute girl?
It doesn't matter if the rational part of your brain has accepted it if the rest hasn't.

Of course, your next question might be "How do i get my subconscious to accept that i don't deserve a girlfriend (or friends) and should die alone?": you're better off not knowing the answer to that. Trust me on this one.

>>17011057
Everyone dies alone anon. Your mate will not die with you.

>>17010700
Bandaids for the inevitable blisters

Thank will do any thing else I might need ?

Toilet paper, or some kind of wet wipes that are large enough to wipe your ass.

>>17010684
leave immediately.

not worth it, she will always be that way. I have family like this and I can't get away. You have choice so fucking run

>>17010690
I fear if I leave she'll kill herself, or at least be emotionally crushed. Also I do love her I'm just wondering what will be best for HER in the long run. I've been thinking if I broke up with her, that maybe after a while she might get over it and the stress of not being in a relationship may be good for her, but maybe her being alone will hurt even more. I don't know, I'm so confused on what to do and don't want to hurt anyone

>>17010704
People in her state have manic depression.
This is basically one of many emotions in a mood swing. They will say and do things they don't mean.
Even if she did kill herself it wouldn't be your fault, her conditions would've made that outcome more than likely for her.
Think of yourself man. If you give years or even your life to this woman you will end up resenting her in the long run for the times she tear away at your emotional spirit.
A person like this will not just say harsh things, but will also do harsh things. She's not even beyond committing crimes or cheating on you.
Look out for numero uno my friend

so, what do you hope to gain out of online conversations?

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>>17010644
>normal people

>>17010655
As I said, just talking to a human being is fine for now..

it's quite simple... I just let it go.
It requires practice.

>>17010647
I've always been great at letting wrongs against me, or things out of my control go. It's when I know how little direction I ever had, how much better I could have done, how much harder I could have tried, that really eats me.

>>17010658
You can't be sure that if you had done those things something wouldn't have gone terribly wrong. You may have ended up better off by not doing them.

>have things in common
>understand each other
>no lying, judging, cheating, scheming, etc
that's it, that's already way off into the realm of fantasy

Pretty much the same as yours, to be honest. Though wouldn't care about the life-goals thing, I'm pretty flexible when it comes to that stuff. Also wouldn't care about the sexual tension since I'm somewhat asexual, so I'd rather have her be sorta asexual too.

>see gf every 2-3 days
>only for sex
>No communication that exceeds 2 sentences.
>Sleeps over after said sex and leaves in the morning unless told otherwise.
>Occasional "going out to X" date followed by sex at my place to show that she is appreciated

Pretty much what I have now. Casual and cool all my needs are satisfied and no overthinking shit.

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I have pic related on my bedstand. It's actually my outdoor knive, but it can't hurt (me) to keep it near.

>>17010613
>Am I paranoid for wanting a self defence weapon by the bed?
Probably. But I don't know where you live--is there a significant home invasion problem in your neighborhood?

Personally can't understand people who feel the need to carry weapons at all, and I live in a reasonably high-crime area. Weapons are frequently turned on those who bear them, and self-defense doesn't guarantee immunity from prosecution if you go overboard and kill or seriously injure someone. But people's mileage clearly varies.

In most of the Western world the odds of someone breaking into your home while you are in it is fairly low.

There are more than enough houses with gaping security flaws and minimal risk that someone isn't going to kick your door down at 3 am to try and steal your playstation in the hopes you'll be so paralyzed with fear that you won't call the police.

Keeping a weapon beside your bed is especially paranoid and dangerous if you live with other people. I get wanting a weapon to feel safe, but you can easily keep a bat near your bedroom.

You don't need anything more than a bat either. A knife is just stupid. If you're not trained in knife combat and unless you have a lot of balls (plunging a knife into someone isn't a simple task) you're not going to be able to defend yourself with.

Anyone can swing a bat though.

To anyone seriously considering buying a weapon for home defense, you do have to ask whether they've bothered to put in basic security measures like a good lock, contact with their neighbors, leaving valuables out of sight and out of easy reach, and perhaps an outside light.

Degeneracy is restrain and is made up. Be yourself and don't be afraid.

bump again

Let your freak flag fly desu.
It might be challenging to find people to assist you with that, but they are certainly out there, and in surprisingly great numbers.

>>17010497
I don't think it's really about tips and tricks. You should learn to listen to the suggestions her body gives you, and that gets exponentially easier if you actually care about her satisfaction. So if you already do, you should not have any issues. Be patient, enjoy the reactions you'll get, take your time.

>>17010497
Focus on the clit. Try various approaches (side to side, up and down, circular) and speeds/rhythms to see what works best. Rhythm is most important - once you've found what works keep it up at the same speed.

Advanced students only - try sucking on it.

>>17010583
>>17010577
Almost forgot about the rhythm! Then again, if you listen and observe, she'll typically start moving in sync with you when you hit the right frequency.

Coming from a highschool student who literally just talked with a representative of the college and was convinced that this is where I should go because he was so nice, and that it shouldn't be about the money

>>17010435
Why do you need to go to an art school to become my barista at the end of the day?

>>17010456
I won't i'll become famous af yo

all jokes aside, it'd be a great way to show off.

just kidding, i just don't want to be in debt for the rest of my life so i want to goto an art school where it actually counts

Guy here: Am I obsolete to the society if I despise casual sex, one night stands and hookup culture? Is love just a meme?

Girls, why are you so delicious? Why do you make me so horny?

>>17010346
I would also like to know the answer to this