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i drank literally one sip of beer and then i felt reeaally good but then like an hour later my head started to hurt like on the top of my head. what is the science reason for that? i get similar pains from using aspirin on the top of the head.

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Hello /adv/

I do not have an issue approaching a girl in general, I can get the conversation started etc.but in a club it is different for me. How do you guys switch from talking to her, to dancing behind her?

What I usually do is take her to the bar, get a drink and take her away when a good song
comes up, or I just get her number and talk in better environment after the night.

That "bar" thing only works if she comes to get a drink with me, but I'd like to know possible 'faster' ways. Club is not inentend to talk anyway.

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I have pointless rage outbursts for no appearent reason. A misplaced object, someone mocking me or anything else that usually happens in everyday life. I am aware that its fucking stupid but can't stop the burning feel on my chest.
Any idea for calming down? (Besides lifting, I lift everyday but it doesnt help)
Oh also:
>Inb4 being called an autist

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Is there really someone out there for all of us?

Can we all really make it?

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>high school diploma
>no college
>no work experience aside from a month at mcdonalds and a few weeks at a warehouse
>gonna be homeless soon

How exactly am I supposed to get a job? I finally got a temp job with an agency at a warehouse, but after 3 works they let all the temps go and the agency isn't giving me anymore shit.

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I'm an ex thief and haven't stolen from anyone for a long time. As I've gotten older, I've learned what kind of pain I've caused and the sense of anger that victims of theft feel.

In the last two weeks the sense of guilt has gotten so acute, so strong that I've had a weird desire to let people hurt me - like letting someone grind my fingers under their heel, kick or punch me in the face, or similar acts. I've been punched and kicked in the face before. I feel so bad I want to let someone do it to me again - I can't explain how terrifying getting kicked like that is so the fact that I feel low enough to want it says something about how low I feel.

This is obviously not acceptable. I put an ad up on Craigslist and paid someone who had been the victim of theft, thinking that if I let someone bill me it would be punishment enough. But that didn't work.

Is this common? Do I just sit with the guilt? Is there some socially acceptable, intense way of working this out?

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recorded on laptop in bed. weird sounds are blankets moving around sorry

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zExE9uWUJY

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I've been dating this girl for about 2 months now. Things are going amazingly well and I really like her. Crap man, I might even love her.

There is a problem though. Her sister is extremely jealous.

Not of me directly, but perhaps, the IDEA of me:

>She [the sister] is no longer talking to my gf. Silent treatment.
>She is acting distant and weird to her
>She refuses to acknowledge my existence.
>When my gf returned to their apt at one point, the sister was waiting. She got up balling, crying, and said she was super sorry for being so terrible and she would go discuss her insane jealousy with someone professional
>Didn't happen.
>The sister had a speaking event, my gf was going to attend. When she found out that we had plans after the event the sister uninvited from her from the event. "oh? then I don't care if you come"
>I was invited to a family event by their mother a few states away
>My GF was excited and happy for me to go
>Tried to discuss the details with her yesterday when she came over
>Said she didn't know if I could come because the sister is jealous
>MFW pic related

I'm fucking mad and annoyed that this fucking insane woman gets to make decisions as to what I can do with my GF. It's so awkward that I dont even want to go to her apartment cause I'm afraid I'm going to make life harder for my lady.

If my GF had said you can't go to this even cause its too soon, or whatever I would be fine with it. I wouldn't like it but I would be ok.

But. The fact that I am technically in a relationship that is at the whim of an insane lonely person is driving me insane.

I told my GF yesterday that I need to know whats going on with this trip by the end of the work week [Friday]. I almost feel like saying I dont even want to go to any of this anymore cause of drama. Granted I have a low drama tolerance but whatever.

I feel disrespected, as though I'm trivial. I don't appreciate the nerve of my GF to actually uninvited me cause of this sister bullshit.

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How can you tell if you're friends with someone? If you've gone out to do things with them one on one on more than one occasion, is it safe to assume you are?

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So, /adv/, I've been incredibly lucky and incredibly blessed to have received two admissions offers to both Princeton's and Columbia's engineering MS programs with full financial support. I have to make a decision within the next few days, but I'm having a hard time choosing.

Columbia: I can transfer roughly half of the credits required for my degree program, finishing in about a year. During my graduate program (at whatever school I'm at), I want to take the opportunity to explore the theoretical side of my field more. Between the two schools, Columbia (says) that it offers more classes in this area, but it's somewhat unpredictable because the classes it claims to offer aren't always offered. I'm also quite familiar with professors at Columbia.

Princeton: I can't transfer any credits. The number of courses I have to take is similar, but there are more requirements in the way of TAing and doing a thesis, and I'd only be able to finish in 1.5 years if I severely push myself. According to the requirements, at least half of the courses will be spent taking analogs of courses I took during my undergrad, and the other half would be open to taking whatever variety I want (though the selection may possibly be more limited than at Columbia). Princeton's program has a better reputation (and ranking in my specific area of study).

Another confounding variable: I have two serious, competitive full-time offers at well-reputed and stable companies that will be there after my graduate program so long as I can finish before December of 2017. If I go to Columbia's program, I will certainly be able to finish in time, but if I go to Princeton's program, it will be a stretch, finishing within a week of having to start work in December 2017.

What do, /adv/?

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Hey /adv,
I will try to keep this as short as possible, but my problem is, is that lately I have been experiencing depressive thoughts, suicidal, I've been very sad and when I am with my girlfriend, she gets angry easily, annoyed and bothered, even when I do something that is not even bad. It is not that she makes it worse, my depressiveism, but I am afraid to even speak to her about it, because she doesn't want to talk when I'm depressed tbut then I feel like I need her to help in some way. I'm at a loss at this point, don't know what I should do, how I should confront her maybe
What do you think /adv?

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Any one know how to remove this dust from my vehicle? I tried everything short of pressure washing, thanks guys.

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I'll give advice and an example on this topic for anyone experiencing this shit.

also general break up thread.

To put it simply you are better off letting her/him go, because it's very rare that things will turn well for you.

I was hanging out with this qt 3.14 for 3~ months, she was perfect from outside and inside to me. Things got a bit close between constant kissing, hugging, cuddling, she jerked me off few times, we spent tons of time together and.things were looking good, actually even more than good, I met her parents, knew her friends etc.. was looking forward to making it official soon.

One day like a month ago she told me she still has feelings for her Ex, that she broke up with 5-6 months ago.. At that moment deep inside I knew that this wont end well, but I kept telling myself that time and myself will make her forget him and be with me, I just couldn't leave her because of how much I fell for her, at least not for "words" she said.

And what do you know, we met up on friday and she seemed really weird, she seemed cold and hard to reach, only let me kiss her cheek and etc.. then I realized something is wrong, just when things started to get more serious and close, she tells me she is again hanging out with her Ex and that she belongs with him, even though she told me about their relationship in the past and how they were fighting everyday for 6 months, how he tells his friends what a bitch he is and etc.. Even though that faggot is from my school and I have no idea how is he acting that way since he's a loser desu, or at least was now.. she's from my school too.

The point is, if a girl hasnt moved on, she will always ALWAYS go back to her ex, its a cursed circle and only a matter of time.

Or you will have to be like me, fell in love with a girl, she returns to her ex after 3-4 months of us hanging out and now I have to watch her and him in my school everyday.

Any similar stories anons? And any tips on how can I deal with this?

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>get a call from a job i applied for
>kind of a well payed help desk operator
>its in English

Holy fuck, English is my second language, i am pretty good when in comes to conversing with people, but that interview is tomorrow and just trying to rehearse some sort of a speech is having me barely putting sentences together.

Please give me some advice how to not fuck up an interview, especially since English isnt even my native tongue.

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Nofap is bullshit right?