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>gf dumps me 3 months ago
>still friends on FB
>decides to add random tinder asian whore on my FB because she doesn't have any other means of communication
>all her pics are trashy but well I intend to fuck her and then to delete her
>a few days later my ex messages me like "why are you adding random foreigner internet whores on your FB"
>"you should find a good girl for you"
I know I shouldn't even be mad but FUCK this made me angry as fuck
Even when she is supposedly out of my life she is still bringing me down / shaming me
what do I do ?
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>>17096348
Delete her
Delete this thread
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Block your ex and fuck the Asian qt
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>>17096348
This would make me mad as fuck too OP. Tell her to fuck off and block her, she sounds like an asshole.

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Today my boyfriend left me because he said i'm a total bitch and that I never made him feel special.

I feel empty. He was always good to me, i just don't know what's wrong with me.

How can I stop being a bitch to people who are good with me. My ex gf was a motherfucker and i was his bitch. Now i feel like i don't deserve a good guy because i became a monster.

FML.
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>>17096306
> correction : My ex Boyfriend was a motherfucker and i was his bitch. Now i feel like i don't deserve a good guy because i became a monster
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>>17096306
Frodo ?
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What made him say that? Did you nag him a lot? Fightet constantly? Searching for drama?

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Why is it so hard/rare to get a girlfriend with big boobs?
All of my partners so far had smallish chests (which were great) but I really want to have a girlfriend with big boobs to hold me while I suck on them to satisfy my mommy issues.
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Idk there where plenty of boobs in all my relationship
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http://www.growbreastsnaturally.com/chi-breast-massage-for-breast-growth.html

this may be worth looking into for the future
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>>17096236
Simple, all the bigtits are taken by first-come-first-serve bases.

I know because I've talked to 5 women with nice sets of tits. 4 are married, 2 have kids, and the sole remainder had a boyfriend who she's actually cheating on.

If you don't mind used goods or christmas cakes, go for it.

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I'm going on a date with a blind girl. What would be a good place to take her?
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Take her to an art exhibit
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light show or fireworks display
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>>17095288
Dragstrip. Top fuel or NHRA if possible.

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What's your opinion on self harm /adv/?

Does it completely disqualify a girl in your book?
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>>17095287
Oh god yes.
I mean with alcohol or coke, you can see why someone would do that in the first place and then get hooked, with cutting, you're just a fucked up weirdo if the idea of cutting your own flesh sounds like a good idea one day. Fucking freaks.
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Mostly. It's a lot of psychological baggage that a lot of people can't deal with, especially In adulthood. I guess if I truly cared about the person I'd try to get them the help they need, but unfortunately if it wasn't enough I'd have to leave them for my own wellbeing
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>>17095287
I'm into it. Maybe her self esteem will be low enough to get her into a relationship with me.

So I'll probably get roasted for asking this but every man would usually think about this in his 20's

Is it bad to pay for sex off a prostitute while your in a relationship?
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Yeah, It's obviously bad
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>>17095104
No, that's fine. Usually people don't spend their life with the ones they are involved with in their 20s.

Sow your wild oats and have fun.
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>>17095104
If you have to pay for sex in general I think you have serious issues that you need to fix.

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Where I can pay for bareback sex, not get bankrupted by it, and not get any diseases?
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>>17095048
Have you tried rape?
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>>17095059
That doesn't fall under the 3 listed criteria
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question is what would bankrupt you

What is the best way to deal with racism? I get bullied everyday for being an asian dude. I try ignoring it but it really hurts me to hear this shit daily.
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What country are you from? Where do they bully you, school work everyday life?
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>>17094961
Own it and embrace racial stereotypes to make fun of others.
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What do the fags say, faggot?

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Ask a Jew a question.
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>>17093825
Where were you born?
Where are you now?
How do you know you are Jew?
Are you circumcised?
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What is your favourite cereal?
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I was born in America, Live in America, I know i am a jew because i practice judaism, i am circumcised, my favorite cereal is fruity pebbles

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>have crush on guy in my year at uni
>assume he's out of my league and not interested
>become closer friends
>overhear conversation with his friends
>apparently, he's been crushing on me for at least a year now

We've went to the theatre 3 times now, not sure if those were dates. I've tried to show my interest more openly, like playfully resting my head on his shoulders etc. He's said he'd like to invite me over and cook dinner for me.
How do I take it to the next level? Should I just be more physical with him? I grew up kinda sheltered, so I don't have any experience with guys.
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do the mario
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>>17092761
this will lead to nowhere
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How about just kissing him?

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Me and my boyfriend are smoking weed tonight for the first time, (lemon haze) any tips on how to go home 3 hours after smoking it and not smell or look high?
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Bring deodorant / body spray
Drink lots of water to keep your eyes going red
Eat something carbohydrate heavy like bread before you go home
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First off, weed isn't some prescription pill. The strand doesn't make a fucking difference.

Second, gravity bongs or vapes are pretty good to combat the smell. Avoid joints/blunts. Worst comes to worst, use a sploof when you exhale.
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If you must smoke a joint or a pipe then smoke outside in an open area with good ventilation to avoid smoke fumes on your person.

Even do it with minimal clothing or even naked since he's your significant other. Shower afterwards to be safe.

Definitely recommend eye drops too.

I smoke with a vape most of the time so it's not as much of an issue such as with a splif.

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As far as I am concerned, this was just a friendly conversation between us. But I just am curious if there were any subtle things within it that hint towards anything.


Names and Course ID's are censored.
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BITCH WANTS YOU TO ASK HER OUT IN THAT FREE PERIOD.

God you people are thick.
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Literally nothing dude. Are you autistic or something?

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What are you supposed to wear to a club or a party when you're a fat girl? You can't wear dresses because >belly, jeans and a top are too casual.

What are you supposed to do?
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Go to gym or stay home and cry or get over yourself and wear whatever.
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>>17090702
You're supposed to lose weight or buy clothes that fit.
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>>17090702
I'd say a good pair of dark jeans and a dressy top with sandals can be dressy enough. Or just a darker dress with less patterns that is cut a certain way can draw attention away from those areas.

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If your gf improves herself while in the relationship by losing weight or otherwise becoming more attractive, is she guaranteed to leave/cuck you? What if you improve yourself too?
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>>17089027
Not guaranteed... But she might get more unwanted attention that make her feel sexier. And you may want to ask how you can be a part of her journey. so that way she doesn't grow apart from you.
I def got hotter after uni, but never cheated on my bf. No desire to...
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>>17089027
>gf isn't changing herself
Lazy whore, I can't help but cheat on her!
>gf changes herself
Shallow whore, she's gonna cuck me!
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No. Are you really going to be one of those insecure fucks that gets MAD at their partner for improving themselves? Are you fat as shit?
Why don't you join her, fatty.

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My grandmother insulted my husband's cooking and he's pretty upset about it, and I don't know what to do or say to make him feel better.

She's extremely hard to please and doesn't like a whole lot of foods, so he made a typical southern country breakfast; Biscuits & gravy, scrambled eggs, bacon, homefries, and hand squeezed orange juice. It was pretty good, but he also cooks at a restaurant for a living so that's a given.

When we were finished he asked what she thought of the meal, and she said he "destroyed the eggs" and the gravy was "meh"

He seemed to swallow his pride and not say anything but he has been irrationally upset about this for two days. Did I not do the right thing? Was I supposed to defend him or something? I told him it tasted fine.
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>>17093808
Those eggs do look pretty boring desu senpai..
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>>17093812
That's not his food, I just googled "country breakfast"
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Is cooking a big deal to him? Is it a passion?
If so it is likely that he has just taken a knock to his confidence. Don't stress about it.

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