I've been out of my country for a year doing work on the

I have heard a couple days but hell no not a couple months

File: 1384765433785.jpg (61KB, 396x691px) Image search: [Google]

61KB, 396x691px

>>17113665

>>17113665
Very sorry mate.

>>17113682
>>17113683
>>17113674
Well I had her mom and a friend of mine(he' gay) watch her while I was gone. They didn't see her with anyone else.

>>17113693
Try harder next time, have a (you).

>>17113699
What do you mean?

Days? Possible, but very rare. Months? Hell no, she'd be a miracle of science if that was the case and you have power sperm.
Sry OP, she got fukd

Do a paternity test then. Jeez.

>>17113706
I was afraid of that. Nobody in person would give me a straight answer.

>>17113708
If she agrees to it.

>>17113674
This. There ARE some species whose females can store sperm in a dormant state for an extended period of time, but humans are not among them, nor are any of our close evolutionary ancestors (most of the species that can do this are insects). Sperm can survive for a few days, but she's talking about three months. Not even close.

Sorry, man, but your wife is lying. And badly, too.

>>17113665
>sperm can hibernate for a few months in the ovaries.
lol
anybody got the pic of that bitch who said she got knocked up from 3d porn? thats what this is reminding me of

>>17113714
Nah, just buy a home test and swab the kid's mouth...after you divorce your wife of course since she definitely cheated on you.

>>17113718
I was really hoping that she was being honest. I guess the consensus is she's lying.

>>17113753
Making a mockery of my marriage. Thanks.

>>17113771
I'll do that. I guess I'll have to wait until the little bastard is born. I feel bad for the kid, but I'm not going to stick around.

>>17113714
>If she agrees to it.
Spoken like a true cuck.

>>17113792
I'm not a cuck. I'm leaving her and the little spawn she created if the tests come back that he isn't mine.

>>17113809
But you just said you'll only do the test if she agrees?

>>17113812
I didn't realize I could swab the kids mouth like a previous poster said. Plus, if the kid didn't look like either one of us it'd raise flags for me.

>>17113665
it can for like 2-3 days but not more than that.

You got cucked OP.

>>17113815

Uhhh.... actually... there's a bunch of paperwork that you have to sign when a kid is born, and in certain situations in certain places, if you sign the wrong paperwork and ignore it, you could permanently be considered the kids legal father--regardless of what future tests you take.

Educate yourself:

http://americanpregnancy.org/prenatal-testing/paternity-testing/

There's a number in there for you to call too.

>>17113835
Thanks.