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Put a loud fan in the bedroom. It'll drown out the noise very well

T. Someone who often works nights and lives right beside an incredibly loud intersection

Well thats what you get for having kids, they are a burden and you dont seem happy about it

To answer your question
Its hard and time consuming to talke kids out until they are old enough to be by themselves

If you got cash soundproofing is great too

>>17142480
Neat idea! Thanks, anon.
Do you think i shoyld also suggest that he wears earplugs? Can you even sleep with them in? I'm going to try and be out of the house as much as possible, but i can't be away ALL the time...

>>17142015
Why are your parents bitching? You are a grown ass man in college. It's not like it's highschool where they have authority.

>>17142015
Check if the fan works.

>>17142068
Exactly! Plus two of my friends are doing it at the same time as me. I started at the same time as them.
My parents tend to think of me as immature for my age (and maybe they are right).

What I've always done, and desu it doesn't always work but I'm pretty heartless is not message them at all

Then they will really miss you

I did this to 3 exs and I got all 3 to text first

I should also add to the fact that ever since she rejected me that I am in a period of self discovery, and I truly want to know myself before I even consider being in a relationship or even talking to another female again.

>>17141919
Thanks dude, it's been a week and it is killing me that I haven't talked to or heard from her.

>>17141706
Military here, getting out in a few months. All I want is to enjoy life how I want. Fuck college, fuck climbing the ladder, fuck it all. Why the competition in life? Who cares if you're making more than a hundred grand, is it worth missing those birthdays, get togethers, deaths? Not in my eyes, lad.

OP, you and me may be close of age, but our experience differ. What are you scared of? Are you afraid of others thinking ill of you? Fuck them, live life how you want. I'm 24 and I'd rather work a blue collar job to support my folks instead of a carefree GI Bill paid college life.

What feels right to you?

Hell, I'd be satisfied working in a bookshop or someshit.

>>17141706

kinda yeah. i have two options in front of me, and i like both equally. i can pursue both. and if i dont go 'legit' in one field i do have the other as my back up thats pretty guaranteed at this point.

dont worry abotu that 'next step'. you're graduating. you'll go somewhere other than where you are at the very least.

>>17141761
>dont worry abotu that 'next step'. you're graduating. you'll go somewhere other than where you are at the very least.
Well, the next step is getting a good job. Problem is that I don't know how to get from point A to B I guess.

>>17141758
I feel you brother. I'm scared of making ends meat. I don't need lavish shit. I want to be able to live cheaply, have a job I enjoy, and save up money to travel.

I really just want to get out of wage slavery. I've worked wage jobs my entire life and I don't know how to get anything other than an hourly wage job. My mother is a school teacher and my dad is retired military (Air Force, 28 years service), so they can't cheese me a job in their field.

>>17141591

They'll probably come after you for getting your daughter pregnant, yeah.

>>17141591
What the fuck? Take her back in and help her get a safe abortion.

As easy as 1, 2, 3, like it had never happened. Stop being an asshole.

>>17141591
Fuck you

>>17141565
Use him for sex? Lol idk

>>17141572
You think girls are content with just sex? They require so much more.

Like money.

>>17141565
I've been in this situation. Honestly, just ignore him. Completely cut him out of your life and don't respond to anything he sends you until he just gives up. It's not worth your time and you deserve better.

>>17141420
Post a pic of your body, a thin athletic body is more appealing imo.

>>17141420
>Should I start lifting?

yes

>>17141427
im holocaust mode

Why do you need advice for something like this?

It looks like an ass. If your decision to stay with a woman hinges on anon's description of her ass, then there's more problems with the relationship than your inability to formulate your own opinions about something so idiotic.

Her ass is really hot.

So round and voluptuous.

Talk to her.

>>17141361
>I think she's really cute and I want to start talking to her
Talk to her.
>but I don't want to get friendzoned.
Immediately follow that up by pelvic-thrusting your gigantic elephant cock into her face.

I want to, we all sit in a row so maybe I could try sitting beside her next time, right? Yesterday I made a joke and everyone laughed, including her, but I'm worried I'm not the most charismatic person out there so I've sorta avoided talking to her directly, I know confidence is attractive to women but she gives me butterflies

>>17141296
If you have large breasts you aren't going to have a flat stomach, it just looks that way through clothing because the breasts are large, they are just lumps of fat so you're going to have to accept she will have a belly.

If you're ok with that proceed to woo them like you would a woman of any other breast size, the boobs don't have little brains in them that enable the girl to be different from others with smaller lumps of fat.

>>17141296
I find that girls with big tits are very often attracted to big dicks. What you need to do is to put your crotch in evidence whenever you see a C cup or bigger. Wear tight pants and have an erection when walking around. Hopefully this will attract the attention of girls with HUGE tits. Sometimes, women wear sports bras to hid really big tits because they're just scouting for big cocks incognito. If you're in a club and it's dark, you an even whip out your erect penis and slap big titted girls on their tits. If they feel that the slap is heavy, they know you have a big one and they'll ask you out for a drink.

Hope this helps, good luck OP.

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>>17141291
Technology improvements will soon come. He probably said that to make you feel that he really cares about you

>>17141291

Cant imagine the pain you must be in, I'm sorry to here about your current situation.
I would say get the surgery as soon as possible. while you are wheelchair bound I would suggest with finding things you wouldn't mind spectating.

Never think of yourself as a burden, you are far from it. Turn up, remember this life is all you have. Try your very to enjoy it. (Keep your head held high)

>>17141291
Look on the bright side: Thanks to modern medicine you may become a badass cyborg. All sorts of technologies are being developed that fix physical disabilities. You won't be confined to a wheelchair forever.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/science/science-news/11333719/Cyborg-spinal-implant-could-help-paralysed-walk-again.html

>>17141223
There's more guys out there, dont lead him on any longer. Do it quick. Grow up and move on

>>17141236
That's beyond the point. I love him, and I don't want our relationship to end. If this means I have to die to keep things the way they are forever, then I will.

>>17141241
Well there's literally nothing you can do, unless he can stop from deploying. All you need to do is wait.

>>17141194
tl;dr
But awesome pic

>>17141194
I have these feels.

Doing a human biology degree. I was looking forward to the learning experience and getting the skill. From day one its been an exercise in, "dont understand, just learn lists of stuff". Basiclly the class is full of people who were spoon fed in high school and its too late to actually start teaching. At this level though that approach is beyond reasonable. Instead of taking advantage of the teaching its an exercse in just do the stuff you need. Everyone is cheating and being about getting a first class degree. Id rather get low marks and get the skills I need than have some meaningless mark. I refuse to take part in this dumb ass way of doing things and now after paying a clean fortune Im teaching myself because University favours letting in rich kid fucks whos parents are buying them future status.

Its fucking depressing.

>>17141194
>I know this is more /adv/-related,
>Still posts here

Threads like this are the cancer that's killing /sci/. This board is not for academic advice.

Jesus Christ. This is why I only have sex with trusted partners I'm in a relationship with

>>17141116
Yes. You may want to tell the police. It might technically count as rape.

>>17141116
If you wear a condom, sure, hook up with her. You could also go get some emergency contraception and put it in her drink, that would likely take care of any impending babies...

>>17141064
Do you already know some python or german? Do you already have a good grasp of calculus or linear algebra?

>>17141092
i know english and spanish, basic french and russian, i know some of the basics of programming like data types, if else then statements, booleans... i totally suck at math but i really want to learn.

>>17141095
*basic french and very basic russian