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weakest bait I've seen all day, you can do better than this

>>17138591
Try college lol

>>17138598
>been in coma
>too old for college guys
probably too old for all guys eh

Nope

>>17138568
Only if you're a female.

>>17138568
Do you have toned muscles to show off? If so, shave. Bodybuilders do it to make sure everyone can see the results of their work, can't have hair covering those chiseled abs, bulging quads, and sharp midclavicular line.

remind me, what oath did you take with your wife on your wedding day?

>letting your wife grow to 250 pounds
>not whipping your wife as soon as she weighs over 100 pounds

>>17138504
Yeah. I know.

>>17138480
I'm older than you (still 20s) and desperately want a girl who will tease me like that, especially about her messing around with other guys. Sort of a cuck thing, I guess. It would drive me crazy if my gf told me something like "nothing for you tonight, maybe after I'm done fucking (name)" -- I'd probably have to jack off right then and there.

Few women seem to be into anything like this, even just basic teasing. They all just seem to want me to take charge and dominate/degrade them, which, don't get me wrong, is fun... but I'm getting fucking bored of just that, all the time.

OP what are you into that makes you nerdy?

I'd say I fit your description.

>>17138512
Terminate yourself cuckfag

>>17138409
Do you judge people and deem them not good enough for you when you first see them?

>>17138409
You're good enough to have a conversation with. That is why you're talking to them, right?

>>17138434
I guess yeah, wow that's actually really shitty of me, especally when I'm struggling with literally that.

I'm actually going to try to be a lot better about that from now on.

>>17138439
It isn't necessarily with people I'm in direct contact either. For example about 2 months ago I went out to the bar with my friends. The whole night they were coaxing me to go around, chat with some girls, dance, whatever. But I could never bring myself to do it because again, I felt like everyone in the room had already seen and judged me.

I know it's a fucking retarded way of thinking, but I've never been able to help it

more, actually

just don't talk

>>17138397
It isn't if he loves you

>>17138397
It shouldn't come as a huge surprise. If it's a quick hookup and the girl suddenly screams that she loves him and wants to make babies with him, things go downhill fast.

>>17138390
I met my partner on a game and here we are six years later moved in together. He lived a few hours away originally. I don't know why people say they don't work. Make it a point to communicate as often as possible and see eachother. I'm as clingy as it gets I'd cry when he wouldn't be here and I managed. If I can do it you can.

>>17138396
I think the real problem is I don't know if I'm strong enough for that or if I even want that with this person. She's literally the greatest person I've ever been with and I'd hate to see her suffer because of me because I know somewhere along the lines I will do something stupid and hurt her.

My parents. Or, for that matter, my wife and me. Yes, I realize this makes me some kind of unicorn.

>>17138396
>I don't know why people say they don't work.
Because they might as well not work. For every success, like yours or mine, hundreds fail. They're emotionally brutal like almost nothing else. They have their own rewards, IF you can make it, but that's one of the biggest ifs known to humanity. I cannot in good conscience recommend them to anyone.

>>17138345

>dating someone with a mental illness

NOPE. NOP. you should leave, the stress, headaches. Emotional distress and pain you'll feel while they do whatever they feel like and then justifiy with 'oh but my X was acting up'. Is terrible and not worth it at all.

they constantly play victim and you are expected to eat all their shit and smile or else you're 'toxic and not understanding' their issues. I dated one(didnt know she had issues until well into the relationship) and it ended horribly. Never again.

>>17138345
I had one with legit autism and the other was depressed with suicidal tendencies

It can be hard
Remember you dont owe them anything and you dont have to stick around how ever bad it sounds

It takes a strong person to except it and deal with it

Look at it like they hsve parts you can rate on individual, you can put looks, personality or anything in it
And see if they as a complete person are a greater then the sum of their individual parts

If your answer is yes then id say its worth to stick around
The autist was really hard sometimes, impossible to handle but she was really funny and sweet, she was interested in the same things as me and she would actually feel comfortable with me and she would get better so id stick through the panic attacks and other shit

>>17138345
u know what helps someone more than throwing them in a ward? listening to them.

>>17138344
holy fuck if you look like pic related you could pull off almost anything

>>17138344
The girl in OP's pic could rob a bank based on looks alone

>>17138349
T-thanks Anon, but do you think for someone my age it would not suit them? When you think of septum piercings do you think of someone who is fifteen?

Am I missing on much due to my lack of sex life? It's not entirely by choice, though the last two relationships I've had were LDR and I only ended up having sex once with the one I did see. It was a special thing, call me corny, but I would rather be in a relationship where there's some love involved instead of trying to stick my dick in everything that walks. Thing is, I've had sex maybe 30 times in my entire life and most of it was throughout my childhood/teenage years, literally only once in my adulthood and that was a year ago. I definitely do desire sex, I even feel like I'm going crazy sometimes because I'm watching amateur porn or something and feel like I should be at least fucking something too. It's a conflict of interest though because I don't want to date anyone. Especially after getting out of an emotionally draining relationship, I just started college and I want to do good and not drop out again, I'm 22 and honestly I can't see myself having consistent sex until I'm married or in a long term commited relationship - both of which won't be soon.

I respect women, I know you are worth more than your sexuality, I can't tell if it's a status thing or a self worth thing though - this desire to have sex. Besides being biological.

Would I be looked down on by future girlfriends due to my inexperience or even friends? This shit is on my mind way too much actually, I might need professional help. Don't even know what my question was anymore

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>>17138447

Do you feel like you're missing out on something?

If Yes, then yes. If no, then no.

If what you want is a relationship, then do that. If you don't want to have sex outside of it, that's fine too. No one gives a shit, as long as you're comfortable and don't have a complex about it.

Pic related.

I went out on a "date" with a highschool friend of mine after three years of us not seeing each other. It wasn't really a date but it was sort of a date.

Anyways, we went to the cinema and I paid for her ticket and food (which she didn't eat much like popcorn), but am wondering, should I have had offered to pay?

Since we're not really going on a "date" but are going on a "date" since we haven't talked in three years and met up for movies.

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>>17136490
>Just tell them you no longer give handouts to anyone.
I tried. And because of giving a direct NO was forced to travel far away under the suffocating blazing heat because the grocery store refused to sell me food due to the gossip already spreading like wildfire.

If someone doesn't want to do something they never say "No"... instead they concoct an entire elaborate shakesperian drama as an excuse and say they are very sorry and they really wanted to help.

It's hypocrisy, but it's the philippinean culture. You get it?

If kids don't do their homework, they don't tell their teacher they didn't do it... they say the dog ate it or a typhoon blew their house away.
If a shithead guy blow their money gambling in cockfighting or a scumbag woman in jueteng (asian bingo) they don't say they blew their money away... they say they had a family emergency or serious health issue.

You get it now?

You are obviously not used to dictatorship... If I tell anyone the word No straight to their face I risk someone ordering their children to throw stones at my house because I'm white-skinned or giving a bribe to the trash collectors to stop collecting my home trash once a month. I once gave a straight answer to someone, the next day the trash collectors instead of collecting trash they started having constant "accidents" and letting two bags of rotten trash fall straight in front of my door under the infernal sun and never picking them up.

It's a child-like nation.

>That doesn't explain anything.
In a nation where gossiping is the absolute national sport/pastime religiously practiced on a strict daily schedule... that alone explains everything, my friend.

I buy a pair of flipflops, 3 days later the whole neighbourhood knows my shoe size...
I fuck a girl at 8pm, by 11am next day three dozen people know how long I lasted in bed...
I give a handout, 2 hours later I have hoards of shitheads and their fake stories knocking at my door.

>>17136491
>Wait, why do you give out your number?
I don't

>Or is your gf so retarded she gives it out to her friends or what?
They all do... my GF is not special in regards to that... everyone is retarded.

It's a nation of gossipers and bigmouths, man. It's the national pastime. Respect and consideration for other's people is a totally alien western concepts as real as leprechauns.

I do a single small shit, 10min later that shithead tells their mom and grandma, who tells their dog and cat who go meow and bark under the moon for the whole town to hear and soon I have people saying:

"I'm the sister of a classmate of a friend of someone you helped a long time ago and need to burry my grandma, please give me a blessing"

Blessing=money, btw.

Can't tell if bait..
On a side note, is it expensive to live in the Philippines? How far would 100k take me? I could totally deal with all that shit.

>>17138230
Everyone reacts differently to pot. Personally, being high made me 10x more anxious.

>>17138230
>>17138230
>>17138230

I can get paranoia and anxiety attacks from smoking weed

So there is that

But hey, the side effect of some anti-depressants is suicidal thoughts

>>17138230
Being high always made my anxiety worse both while high and not high. You'll hear a bunch of people saying it's some sort of miracle drug, but that's just overblown.

Any Big City with a good Public Transit System

NYC, SF, Boston etc.

london

Why not?

>>17138135
are you a girl or a gay guy? If youre female you might just want to accept you'll never really get into it.

>>17138141
i'm a girl, and i'll give it a try for the sake of my boyfriend.

even the girls around me seem to know more about sports than i do. i feel a little embarrassed at my lack of knowledge and a bit disconnected from my bf who apparently loves this shit.

i'm browsing /sp/ right now and all i see are numbers and teams... are there some dank memes i can at least get into and try to understand?

>>17138152
maybe, I find its pretty hard to just sit down and watch a sports game for 3 hours. I'll have fun if I'm actually at the game or at a bar and I'm watching it while I drink but idk how people can sit at home every night and do it.

Sorry I don't really have any advice.

At that age, I don't think there are a lot of gender-specific things going on. Boy, girl, it's all just kids at that point and he's not picking up anything that will make him either masculine or feminine.

Otherwise you can play some sports with him or watch movies. Get some Nerf guns and go out and shoot each other. Play fight and stuff.

>>17138120
Get him into sports or shit.

Take him fishing.
Buy him some boxing gloves and a punch bag.

Shit, when I was a kid, I always wanted to join some sort of sports club or something...
Parents said it was too expensive.

Other kids got to do it, and they started well before they went to school, so when they first started, they all knew each other and had a good grasp of "working as a team" and shit.
But I didn't.

Don't get me wrong, I'd probably still be an autistic asshole if I did get that stuff... but I would've stood more of a chance to be honest.

He doesn't need to be drinkin' or shootin' to have fun.

I never managed to get into sports... if I could never play, then why watch?
Unfortunately, that makes it much harder to talk to "proper" men.

So, yeah, just get him into sports or some shit.

>>17138120
Man when I was 6, I was the class clown and all of the girls loved me. Now I'm 18 without a real relationship.

Point is, anything is possible. I'd say its okay with him hanging around some chicks, but balance it out by playing vidyas or exploring places with him.