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I am over the age of 18. If I use my own money for a trip and decide to meet an online friend when I am there without telling my parents, does my parents have the right to be angry if they find out?
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>>17141728
They have the right to be angry but can't do much unless you live with them. Keep in mind that online friends in person can not be what they say they are.
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>>17141734
I live with them ;-;
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>>17141734
And yes, I know. I've talked about this with my friend irl and we talked about safety issues. She said I should be fine if I meet my online friend with a group of people in a public area.

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There's a word I'm looking for,

kinda like the word "narcissist" means a person with a lot of pride, who would manipulate others

or the word "aristocrat" means a person from a rich family, part of the social elite

the word I'm looking for is for someone who is different from others, a black sheep so to say

it's not an expression but a precise term...

I have weird example, but I think I remember hearing it from the show, a 1,000 ways to die, some guy bought a heart and connected it to a battery so it could pulsate, fucked it and died electrocuted, they said that word at one point in the show to describe him
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>>17141671
Outcast?
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>>17141671
find that episode if 1000 ways to die and you'll know
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Darwinism?

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I fucking hate people around me.

Fuck this whole country. I'm tired of pretending to be a nationalist cunt to not be beaten on the streets. I hate hanging out with people, who can't talk without weed or alcohol. Yet I live in a small village and I'm forced to talk to them, because I hate being alone.

I just can't stand it anymore. Trying to keep up with their shit to be "in da pack" is tiring and I DON'T GIVE A SHIT about muh football clubs, muh snapchat and pop music.

I hate them so fucking much that they noticed my bad mood and I'm not invited to parties anymore.

What am I supposed to do?
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Play HATRED.
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>>17141618
Didn't really like it

I used to pour all my negative emotions into videogames and 4chan back in highschool but now I just can't take it anymore
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>>17141608
so wth do u like then? lol welcome to the age of degenerates.

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>be asexual
>have no interest in sex whataoever
>just wanna cuddle and kiss a little with a qt
>today's society tells girls to fuck with as many Chad's as possible
>I'm totally uninteresting for them as I'm never gonna put my donger inside or be naked at all with them
>go into asexual dating sites
>there are like no girls on these sites, very few
>they all look like dykes, like real man hating lesbian feminazis
>they all say they are a fake orientation like "pansexual"


Yep I'm fucked right? Keep in mind that I really don't have big standards, I just want someone that's look normal.
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>>17141477
asexuality is not real in humans, or any other species that relies on sexual reproduction to propagate itself. what you are experiencing is likely a symptom of physiological or psychological illness. i suggest you consult with the appropriate medical professionals.
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>>17141477
you are one confused individual, I feel sorry for you.
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>>17141482
I feel no urge to have sex and produce children, sorry if it triggers you.

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So I have hard lumps in my neck about the size of the red in the picture on both sides of my neck (but not symmetrical). I'm convinced its lymphoma or something but my doctor said these lumps are normal.

So do people here have lumps in their neck similar to the related pic? Should I go back to a different doctor?
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it's probably nothing but getting another opinion from a different doctor or specialist never hurts if you can afford it. Even if you can't financially afford it right now the debt would be worth the peace of mind.
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>>17141390
if he said they're normal, did he say what they are? Are you feeling your lymph nodes?

>>17141397
>debt

how much do you think this exam is going to cost him?
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>>17141390

Lymph nodes, OP.

As you get older, these can burn out and "die," although it's not a big deal. They just get hard and kinda sit there.

If your doctor is sure they're okay, it's not that big of a deal.

You can always go to another doctor, but you'll probably be told the same thing. Unless there are symptoms to go along with it, stop worrying.

Just got a new match on Tinder, tell me what to say to her.
Tinder Girl: "ohmy god im so boredddd"
Pic slightly related, girl looks like this but with braces.
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>>17141324
Just be blunt about your intentions on wanting to fuck, and get it over with.
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>>17141324
I don't get it, man. How many matches do you have and why?
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>So am I
>tell me a joke

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Is there any way to fuck up killing yourself by cutting your arms open? I plan to be drunk, so that's going to make the wounds bleed longer, so I'd be guaranteed to bleed out?
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Just blow those brains out, much safer.

>can't get gun

Guarantee you can afford/get a cartridge, or better yet, a shell. Get a box of shells, pvc pipe, make zip gun, eat zip gun.

Less than 20$ and fool proof
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40999

Don't cut your lower arms, cut the crook of your elbow where the arteries converge

Cutting the lower arms has only a like 30% succes rate

But if you are considering such an ineffective way of killing yourself, you should think long and hard about not doing it. If you really really wanted to die, you would jump in fronm a bridge or a tall building
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>>17141004
I'm in Europe. Scandinavian nanny state, living in a suburb area so no hunting guns. Already got a mental record so I couldn't even get a lisence for one, either.

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>Ex girlfriend and friend have been seeing each other for a few weeks now.
>They legitimately like each other so I try to be supportive of it
>Found out they're fucking
>Feelings for her are gone, but still find her insanely attractive and can't contain my jealousy in that regard
>Happens with pretty literally every ex I have

I care about them being happy, so I'm trying to be the bigger person, but it's hard. I know this way of thinking is fucked up and wrapped in entitlement but I don't really know what to do about it.
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Entitled to what? I don't get it.

I don't know the back story, but seeing the girl you were with in a relationship get together with a friend isn't something you feel great over, that is normal. I don't know the time frame, but it's a bit scummy of your so called friend to start dating your ex.
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>>17140973
I said it was perfectly ok though. He does make her very happy and that's more important to me than this petty jealousy
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>>17141001
How long has it been since you guys broke up?

This is why I don't understand situations like this. When breaking up with a partner, you should always have a clean break, having them be around in your life like this only creates trouble, you say that what you are feeling is petty, but it's a justified feeling man.

Your issue is that you pretended to be fine with something that you clearly are not with. This doesn't mean that you should get in the way of them being together, but it should mean that they should take how you feel into account, e.g your friend doesn't talk about her, he doesn't bring her along if you guys hang out, etc etc

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So I went on a date the other night. The girl was on her phone the whole time and I could tell the date was going poorly. I didn't want to see this girl again. So I told her we were going to split the check. She protested and said she didn't bring any money (probably a lie. everyone has a bank card) So when the waitress came around, I left enough money to cover my half and walked out.

What are your guys thoughts on this? It felt pretty damn good to do.
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>>17140323

This is bait, but sure, whatever.
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>>17140323
10/10

That sounds amazing
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>>17140323
it's perfectly acceptable.

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>have crush on female friend from college
>she doesn't seem to notice
>have all courses together now, inseparable at college
>we go attend a few classical concerts together, she put a lot of effort on makeup and outfit
>she starts being more touchy feely
>a few weeks ago half-jokingly tell her I'd love to cook for her
>Today she asks "Hey, when are you going to invite me over for dinner?"

What should I do? This almost feels like a date at my place? Should we watch a movie on my bed together? Red wine? Beer? Should I just kiss her? How should I make a move on her?
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>>17140201

invite her over for pasta with red wine id say. its traditionally cheesy romantic without being TOO Cheesy.

movie on the couch if you have one. if not she will understand why bed is the option if she chooses to sdtay. id kiss her and cuddle with her but maybe save sex for the next date.
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>>17140226
Unfortunately, I don't have a couch, so my bed is really the only option.

>id kiss her and cuddle with her but maybe save sex for the next date.
She's a virgin, so sex is not gonna happen anyway. I don't want to scare her off by being too forward, but I can assume she's romantically interested, because she's willing to come over to my place?
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>>17140262

absolutely yeah. worse case scenario she just says
>oh sorry anon i only see you as a friend

better to find out imo. a little pasta, a little wine, a little movie and some softcore action awaits.

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So my now ex-girlfriend is 26, I'm 28. She got pregnant and I begged her to keep it, she said ok and then suddenly at 5 weeks she said something was terribly wrong and that she was getting an abortion. I demanded to see the sonogram but she hadn't had one taken she just knew. So I marched her ass down to PP ( anti abortion clinic here) and they said her baby was fine.
She said she didnt care, I broke up with her and she got it anyways. Our mutual friend who is a nurse watched over her and just called me to say it's done and there was something terribly wrong with the fetus at 7 weeks and that it had no growth past the 4th week. I acted like an asshole so our friend sent me a picture. It was severely underdeveloped mush.
One: How do women know something is wrong
Two: How do I get back with my girlfriend after acting like an ass
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>>17138851
It's your fault for going to an anti-abortion clinic, faggot, your believes are bad and you should feel bad.
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She was probably lying and so was your friend. Never trust the baby killers
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>>17138854
Beliefs*
I think you went too far and she probably won't take you back, she now knows how crazy you are.

L,
I thought of you while making breakfast this morning. It ruined the entire rest of my day.
-C
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dear life, fuck you and your twist plot of shittieness (spellcheck<-) i will be forced to work hours i dont want to work i will miss my entire summer and i will be stuck inside all day long thanks to this shit. i have no family and no friends and now i will not even get to play online with my crew because they work am shift. i will be completely alone. i give up!
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I hope I feel better soon. This surgery knocked me back and I'm in so much pain and need so much help but people don't understand. I know they don't really give a fuck but it would be nice if someone I cared about gave me a hand with it all. It's too much
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>>17134036
Lb?

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She is showing me all of the signs of liking me; holding my hand a few times like the picture while we are laying down, hugging me while I run my hands through her hair, leaning her head into me, complimenting me constantly, never ending eye contact when we speak and stupid smiles the entire time we speak, and lighting up completely when we are near each other.

But she has a boyfriend, and I know it's not a perfect relationship. I have a feeling that they lack intimacy, as they have been together since they were kids and she is now an 8/10 and he is a 4/10.

Are all of the above signs that she is interested? Is she searching for intimacy elsewhere and feels trapper by her boyfriend? What do you guys think?
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Even if she was interested, why would you want to be with a girl who'll do this shit with another guy while in a relationship?
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Go for it, make a move. Worst case is that she grows a conscience and stays with the other guy out of guilt.
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>>17142431
I think you're a cunt. Don't even think about going down that road m8. That's pretty much cheating, all you need to do is guide her to a bed and that will be it.

Don't even consider it, sheay dump her current bf to be with you but she will just cheat and dump you as well.

They're what we call sluts

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There's this girl who's still in high school (she's 18) and I just graduated.

She's super cute and she's with an ugly fat boy and it makes me sick. How do I steal her away? We have little to no contact, idk how to get started

Keep morals out of this pls thanx
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>implying you are superior to an ugly fat boy
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>>17142410
kek, that 'ugly fat boy' is a million times better than you can ever hope to be
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You get her by being better than her ugly fat boy. I bet you can't do that.

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Alright /adv/,

So here's my dilemma, this girl has been causing me problems(ie making fun of me and photo shopping pictures.) To resolve this issue I've decided on calling her father and telling him about my troubles, to give him incentive to actually have a talk with her I'll let him know about the nudes his princes likes to share. Cause no one wants to raise a bully/slut.

with that I hope to at least confirm his suspicions and give him a persinal reason to yell at her.

>but
here is where you come in

by doing this I've been informed that it would be social suicide, and that I'd end up being hated by my classmates.

>What can I do?
Do I just let this go? if I do I'd feel like I was letting her win.
>Opinions welcome
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Yes, it would be social suicide. Also what makes you think her father will care or do anything? Why don't you just grow up?
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>>17142360
I'd care if my daughter was a whore.
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>>17142378
That's nice, but you're not her father. Grow up.

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