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>>17142585
ask her

>>17142351
Haha don't mark yourself permanently in a place you can't easily hide from view.

Yikes. Glad you asked us first.

>>17142364
Wat do then? try having done one by a sfx make up artist first and then decide?

I'm shit at photoshop tho

Why the fuck would you give yourself a scar on purpose.
The coolest thing about having scars are the stories behind them and if your crazy face scar story is you watching too many James Bond movies and stabbing yourself in the face like a retard everybody will think you're a creep.
And scars aren't cool like they are in movies. I have a scar on my eyebrow (childhood accident) and my eyebrows are totally offset because of it and it makes my face look weird.

>TL:DR don't cut your own face you stupid fuck

Anyone?

Go outside when she does , to get fresh air in your break, and make small talk..weather etc. Go get her anon.

Go stand outside with a bunch of smokers and talk to the cute girl. Thats pretty out of my way, its a long walk from outside to the break room, id have better luck confronting her before she went outside

Through your friends, or online dating. If you're remotely attractive, you should be successful

>>17142327
Do you know how handshaking began? (Bear withme - this is going to be relevant)

Knights in shining armor would remove one metal glove and hold out their bare hand, knowing the other guy could take that opportunity to cut it off with their sword. The point was that the first guy was taking the chance of trusting the other one not to do it.

Two knights both removing their armored gloves could clasp hands in mutual trust and friendship.

The point of the story (I promised there would be one) is that EVERY attempt to connect with someone, in friendship or romance, involves the risk of being wounded, but that you have to take the risk and hope for the best.

Open yourself up emotionally to a guy and he might cut your hand off. Or he might not, and you can shake hands.

>>17142327
How to meet guys?
Shared interests, groups, online dating and friends

Flirting?
Please dont
Keep it simple and you're gonna be just fine
And girls spilling spaghetti isnt as bad as guys doing it
For girls its more awkwardly cute or adorable if you play it shy and sweet

Rejection?
Anyone ever said to you NO!?
From parents ti friends to teachers you've been rejected more than once for any number of things
Think of it as that, better to get rejected than to be stuck with someone you hate

knowing fuckall about bartending I'd say you've landed a job at a half assed place with management that either doesn't know what they're doing, or is intentionally just stitching together crap to keep things running, and you're gonna have problems eventually no matter what you do.

that's my long term take on it. do whatever you want with that. short term, idk I'm not a bartender.

>>17142274
This sounds like a question you should be asking the manager where you work.

They even got bay breeze with Malibu rum when it should be a vodka cran drink with pineapple.

But I fucks with the mojito Sprite/Soda variation instead of only club soda

Holy crap, dump imediately. She is testing the waters to cuck you. Even if i had such a dream, i would NEVER tell my bf. That is extremely unnecessary, hurtfull and mean.

>>17142247
Ignore the trolls OP. As with a lot of relationship issues communication is key. Tell her that the dream bothered you, and that the idea of her cheating on you leaves you feeling a lot of negative emotions. Tell her it's alright for her to have fantasies but being unfaithful is where you draw the line

When she talked about her dream did you say "I do not want to hear about your dream". It helps to say how you feel.

My mom was there too and overheard my comments to her after class, I asked her about it later and she says it was very inappropriate for a yoga class, even just telling a woman I think she is beautiful would make her uncomfortable. So what do you think? I am a fit and relatively handsome guy, but I do have just a tinge of aspergers, so I would understand if some things I say that appear normal to me are huge faux paus.

Crossposted from http://boards.4chan.org/r9k/thread/28552347/reprimanded-for-flirting-with-woman-at-yoga-class#top

dude here.

yeah, that's really inappropriate. chicks don't go to yoga classes to get dicked. she's not there to look nice for you, and when dudes act like that in spaces that are supposed to feel safe and positive it can be a huge turn-off for a lot of women.

look, if you like them or fancy a woman there, that's great. if you want to talk to them, go for it. just don't be creepy about it.

You're a creepy retard. Thanks for making everyone uncomfortable, and the staff's job that much shittier.

>>17142121
Psych student lurking late, what exactly do you have going on that you want to get help for?

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>>17142121
journaling, either in a paper journal or in a blog, or both (generally blog sites have adjustable security settings so nobody has to see posts that you want to keep private).

creative outlets like art or music, even if you're not good at them - the point is to get the feelings and thoughts out there so you can look at them from a different perspective.

self-help materials, especially those dealing with cognitive behavioural therapy. but honestly googling "best self-help books" and reading the descriptions to see if they might apply to your problem is a good place to start. it's what I would do if I were looking for such.

these are all things that have helped me when therapy wasn't affordable, wasn't working, or when I was just at one of those places in life where I was trying to go without it.

also, I don't know you, but you don't sound stupid at all. a stupid person would be like "why do I have all these problems and why doesn't someone just fix them for me" but you actually know that you're the one who has to take the reins and fix your shit. and you're asking for help in doing it. honestly that is pretty smart.

as for being weird, it is pretty lonely being weird. but apart from that, being weird is pretty okay. it gives you a perspective most people don't have. learn to use it to your advantage. how do you do that? you will have to figure that one out on your own.

you will be fine anon. from one weirdo with psychological problems to another.

I'm sorry, anon. I have very little family and no friends, but I have gotten some enjoyment from solitary hobbies and the acquaintances I have at work.

My advice to you is that if you're having trouble making acquaintances, to just own your awkwardness and to try and make it a redeeming feature. I have learned to laugh at myself first, and it's been a really fun way to trick myself into feeling normal. I even forget how uncomfortable interaction makes me feel, sometimes.

It's ok to be weird and stupid, I know I am. I think everyone is in some ways, but its tough being a self aware weirdo. Hang in there.

>>17142094
God dam man move on

Run a lot

Learn to eat pussy

Touch her body

Kiss the bitch

Passionate sex is better than the ground and pound most bitches get.

>>17142094
Ask in one of the "ask the opposite gender" threads

as a chick, i have to say that i do not give a shit how big or small your dick is. i'm a virgin, but whatever, man. It's not a deal-breaker for me - cocks differ, but i'd rather date a nice guy that doesn't beat the shit out of me even if the dude got a smaller penis.

>>17142030
>Is it too late
you're 27, not 72. do you want to spend the next 60 years living with someone who drives you nuts? stop acting like you're ready for the old folks' home and start living the rest of your life. that means looking at how many years you have ahead of you and saying "what can I live with for 60 years" and making your plans based off of that.

if you're not happy with her, leave, is what I'm saying.

>>17142047
This is OP when he's 72
> Why are all women such sluts and gold digging whores now? All the good, wife material women are gone.

>>17142072
OPs not a woman, he will only become more valuable to younger and more fertile women as he ages.

Men's social value isn't tied to youth as much as womens, not to mention most age more gracefully as well.

HELLO SENPAI I am right here for you

Seriously though, here, and any type of website/forum for anime or manga or other japanes type things. Also conventions.

>>17142003

meetup.com seems to have anime meet ups. if you have any local hobby shops that cater to any geeky interests, go there. they have weekly events to bring in more money. card game and board game tournaments etc. geek has a lot of crossover.

if you're in school anime clubs. if no clubs, just seek em out its not hard to find em.

careful, tehy are fat and they are sloppy.

>>17142017
God non shitty countries that arent stuck in in the past seem so great

Being introverted sucks becauae meeting introverted people is near impossible gere

>>17141879

never approach someone under the assumption its not gonna work. otherwise its just uncomfortable.

if you must do it through text, be flirty and just ask her on a legit date. if she says no, she wont feel as awkward about it because you did it casually but firmly. as oppsoed to
>I DONT KNOW IF THIS WEIRD OR WHAT SO IM SORRY BUT I HAVE FEELINGS NAD I KNOW WE CANT BE TOGETHER BUT YEAH

confessing has never made a situation better for anyone

it's just awkward bullshit and even if it isn't done to your face, expect to have that message passed around and mocked by at least a dozen people
you are emotional so you aren't being rational. it's a bad idea and always will be a bad idea. there is in fact no upside

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>>17141887

>expect to have the message passed around and mocked by at least a dozen people

one day you'll graduate high school and that wont be a thing you'll ever worry about.

>>17141864
Die.

>>17141872
You must be a beta typical white knight or feminazi bitch

>>17141886

you must be a typical summerfag assmunch who thinks 4chan is a personal army.

nobody cares that you suck at finding free porn.

Be intelligent and creative.

>>17141790
What does that even mean

>>17141800
Stop being a faggot and pursue something. Be an individual. Dont be defined be being a 6/10. Tons of ugly fucks bang chicks every day because they have money and influence, or they are in a highly creative position, like being a musician.

Don't advertise your gender.

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>>17141779
I'll be your friend. What color panties are you wearing?

Take pic of your tits with a timestamp. Post on /b/. Talk away.