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Hang out on the corner with a Nintendo cartridge hanging around your neck.

I'll tell you, but you have to answer which touhou character you would have sex with

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How is this not a legitimate condition where the doctors can give you like "recreational but safe" medication because you're obsessed with altering your mind state with drugs.

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The question is how to keep doing recreational drugs and which ones to do when you're already quite fucked in the head

Alright ill bite, i also suffer from delusions and paranoia; i exacerbated it by poly drug use, and to stop it getting worse i have gone teetotaler. Now to answer your main question - antipsychotics will lessen the emotional fall out from your psychosis but they also have side effects, but as far as i know there are no "good" psychotropics for people who suffer from delusions and paranoia as they will only make them worse. If your are looking for a doctor to perscribe you recreational drugs just go to a drug dealer you fucking tit.

>>17155420
theres plenty of hot gamer girls to fuck dw

>>17155426
but how do i meet them? i felt so together before i broke up with my old girl friend..

We are forever alone my friend

what areu gay or somethin op gtfo

>>17155412
Hoe do you know you like guys if you've never had sex with one?

>>17155558
Because I pretty much exclusive masturbate to gay porn. And I messed around with few guys.

>>17155324
get a life outside of video games srsly no wonder why youre depressed

>>17155532
Don't listen to this faggot, videogames are best hobby. Just stop playing pleb-tier shit.

>>17155324
maybe you should play dota instead of weeb sissy faggot kiddie shit.

if you have the money, buy what you want.

But, if you aren't going to use it to its fullest potential, it would be wise to spend less money.

After all, even "fancy" watches pretty much only tell time.

Unless you literally have too much money and nothing to spend it on, don't get an expensive watch. If you want to look rich and classy and whatever just get a fake, no one can tell the difference from simply seeing it on your arm. I got a fake "Rolex" for like 30$ about 3 years ago and it did me just as much good as a 3500£ watch would've done so far.

Expensive watches are a means for smart people to make money off rich and dumb people. If you want to buy an expensive watch you're either rich or dumb. Which one are you, OP?

A propper watch can't be compared to a cheap knockoff.

"If you want to look rich and classy and whatever just get a fake, no one can tell the difference from simply seeing it on your arm"

I want to buy a watch that'll last the rest of my life and beyond. If i wanted to look rich and classy I'd buy a watch with a gold-look. The quality of a luxury swiss watch is very underrated.

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I mean where do I go from here..

>>17155248

you went in to psychology for a reason. what career were you looking to get out of it consider going back for that.

Buy a textbook and study for a certification. A+, medical coding, programming language, gun permit, welding, whatever you can find that'll interest you. You have a psychology degree, so youcould even try getting into social work

Buy drugs, cut it with bath salt and sell it.

>>17155179

fast is not an option when selling junk. you can try to find a website for kite enthusiasts and hope yours doe well there if its any good, but the majority of people dont wake up and go 'OH BOY BETTER CHECK CRAIGSLIST FOR KITE LISTINGS!'

there is another app something like 'buy my stuff' or 'sell my stuff' (google around you'll find it) that is good for this, but again, people arent looking to buy kites.

>>17155179
If you live near a large park or the beach/coastline, you may be able to display your kites and sell them there. Pawn shop might also give you a deal on those, especially one near those kinds of locations. Sadly, drones and other things have made kites a fading hobby in many places. I hope that this is helpful! GL!!

>>17155037

the following advice was meant for women, but it works even better for making friends. so keep that in mind.

advice

>dont just hit on a woman

its no secret that women are the ones who are approached, and they make decisions on which men to keep in their lives. that being said, desperately drooling over each and every girl as if they are a potential love interest is silly.

give yourself more value by not letting a woman sway you on first impressions alone. before you ever begin to say anything remotely flirtatious, talk to the girl. see what she actually acts like when you interact with her. have a normal conversation. if there isnt anything special there beyond her looks, friendzone her. or simply stop talking to her. you do not need to hit on each and every girl that looks good enough to be your partner.

doing this gives you more value, and the psychological effects are great. in addition, women will take you more seriously. instead of being 1 of 500 men in new york who went straight for the kill, you took the time to get to know them. whether it goes anywhere or not, this approach also just gives you practice talking to girls in a casual context. its less pressure than trying to impress them.

>>17155110


>only ever use dating apps as a supplement to your real life dating.

dating apps are toxic. consider the following
>people use dating apps because they arent having much luck in real life
>they go to a dating app where they are introduced to an entire smorgasbord of men who want nothing more than to bang and/or date them
>after just one day they will have seen everyone in their area
>within one week they would have talked to everyone they are interested in

so anyone who has been using the app for more than a few weeks clearly has some sort of issue. likely, they are the female equivelent of what i discussed in my first post.

they want a 'bf' but because they have a very specific idea of what a bf is, they arent finding it anywhere. instead of seeing if they have real chemistry, they are simply walking down the aisle, trying to figure out what is the ONE thing at the groccery store they can buy, based solely on pictures and labels.

if a woman is on tinder for too long, they are losing their ability to feel chemistry.

you as a man can fall into a very similar pattern here, but with the added harshness of constant rejection.

it is an app made for people who want to date, yet no one seems to have success there for very long. that should tell you something.


to put this into context, I use dating apps maybe once every 3 months, for only about two weeks max. at the end you just send your phone number to the hotties you've been chatting up saying 'i really dont like to use these things, but you've really stood out. I'm deleting the app, but would love to meet up. text me?' followed by your number.

>>17155114


>but anon, how do i use it as a supplement to an existing dating life if i dont have a dating life.

effort. lots and lots of effort. and also, doing what you like. going out is in no way restricted to bars and clubs, though if that is what you enjoy, by all means, go to bars and clubs.

the truest way to find chemistry is to experience your life in the most enjoyable way, and see how you match with the people who come into it. interacting with someone in a casual way shows you how you ACTUALLY get along, not how you hope to get along cuz you really want this to work cuz you need a gf.

so write down a list of all your hobbies, and find a way to externalize them. most people live at least near a city these days.

go to any and all hobby shops and ask about local events. gun shops might have hunting trips. or you can just go to a shooting range. comic book stores have game nights. or live commentary movie nights. if these shops do not host events, offer to host one through them, after all it will only lead to more money through them.

you can even go to a more casual store, lets say, a book store, and stand in your favorite aisle (lets say, horror). talk to everyone who comes by looking for a book. ask what book they are looking for. tell them what book you are looking at. try to spark a conversation abotu your favorite author. maybe take some suggestions. if you really hit it off, try to trade numbers.

its okay if it doesnt pan out. this isnt a scoring system. 99% of interaction is dumb. you are waiting for the 1% and enjoying talking about your favorite things with strangers until then.

dont be afraid to go to things you aren't sure you'll love. worse case scenario, you go home. in my city we have an annual thing called the 'no pants train ride' where you just ride the train in your underwear. went to a couple of buds and i met a really hot adorkable girl there. we dated for about 3 months.

Most likely a fungus.
Vaginas need a awful Lot of maintenance.
Get vagisil or similar

>>17155020
I really would go to a doctor. I know we don't all have that luxury, but at least aim for it in the near future.

Has your diet/health changed significantly?

>>17155020
Rise yourself with 1 cup of water and 3 tablespoons of baking soda for a few days if you don't want to douche. If you still smell strongly, develop any rash or pain or see any irregular discharge, go to the clinic--it may be a number of things, and it's best not to speculate! Hope that this is helpful! GL!!

Most certainly, anyone is able to think anything about anyone.

>>17155005
oh yes. we can really lusting after men and imagine having sex with em. but usually i think we're not as graphic as you are.

>>17155005

everyone is different. women tend to be less sexually agressive. Nature / evolution says that men can just plant their seeds then run for it.

Women are always going to be stuck with a child if something happens to the man (or he simply runs off) so a woman would naturally be less sexually aggressive. if she slept around with someone really small, scrawny. and uncordinated, he would likely die before she even gave birth, leaving her and the baby vulnerable.

women obviously DO feel sexual attraction, and sometimes get the thoughts you describe. but they are less common, and are reserved for 'higher quality' men.

evolution shapes the dating field quite a bit, but it is not the 'end all'. we've all proven we can over come our baser urges and stability in the modern world is more important than physical prowess. this isn't to say women target men who make money, but rather a man who can still 'take care of them' while still making them feel loved.

as before, women still want a man who will stay around

How is this even a thought process crossing your mind? You learn it like anyone learns any language, and that's that.

What?

>>17154984

take an actual in person course at what everl ocal learning institutions offer it.

other than that its pretty easy
>dont try to talk with an accent

weabu will make fun of you for it saying your accent sucks, but we dont mock foreigners for not trying to emulate our accents, yeh?

>dont use anime type expressions

thats pretty much it.

>source: i took japanese for two years

Nice try, anon.

>>17154956
whatcha mean senpai?

>>17154953
moar like it's made of black people and they have short life expectancy

What is your budget?

>>17155219
Less than $200

How exactly are you planning to get a new computer all together then? Upgrade.

>>17154880
Bump

>>17154944
2nd Bump
P.S - Is there a Bump limit or something??

>>17154880
What the hell are you even saying? What do you mean by codependent?