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you know what you have to do

>Accounting degree
>Didn't get an internship while working
>Did you even take the exams to be a licensed accountant?

Well, good news and bad news. The bad news is that it's going to be hard as fuck in the short term to find a job, and that debt is going to suck. The good news is that the Air Force is fucking awesome, and you could probably pick an AFSC that's slightly less lame and possibly more relevant to your career when you get out. The Air Force has all kinds of logistical shit, from finance to healthcare admin stuff. Also, there are programs to help you pay your student loans, from federal programs designed to help with student loan repayment in exchange for public service (usually 8 year duration) to tuition repayment assistance.

Who knows, you might even discover that you really like the military.

Join the chair force.

>>17148809
Try not being gay

But actually u sound like you could use help yourself with how spiteful you are.

>>17148818
agreed. It messed me up, wont lie about that lol

Have you tried getting the fuck over it and moving on?

>>17148697
Real MILFs don't look like your pic related.

I know right, but i don't have any photo at m'y disposition

I have the same prob. But with my teacher

>>17148686
Why is she doing so poorly? Figure that out and then you'll have a better idea of how to help her.

I believe that no one is really stupid.
All that separates low grades from high is focus.
Get her to concentrate on grades.
Maybe tell her that you only fuck her if she gets a B or higher?
Like that movie with Robin Williams but in reverse.

>>17148804
Not really true
Focus and luck

You can't really make a person change op
Good luck anyway

CHECK THAT; first term should be [ 1 + ( x^2 / y^2 ) ]^( 3/2 )

Math is easy.
Fuck your British "s".
It's Mathematics. Not Mathsematics.

Anywho, it's a puzzle.
You have your end solution and you have your tools. How do you make your end look like your beginning.

I've honestly lost a lot of my math skills. It's all about transformations.
So look at your cheat sheet. Look at how you turn one thing into another.
The key to math is looking at your end first, not your beginning.
Look at the end, then look at the ends of all your equations. Look at what looks most similar.
Then look at what that started from. And that started from.

It's all a puzzle. And you have all the moves before you

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>>17148629

1 + (x^2 / y^2) = (y^2 / y^2) + (x^2 / y^2)
= ([x^2 + y^2] / y^2) = (1 / y^2) * (x^2 + y^2)

and (a * b)^c = a^c * b^c

Also holy fuck you're stupid if you're over 18 and don't know this shit.

>>>/v/

For what it's worth I don't play either, but I watched a guy play the doom campaign. Pretty short (8-9 hours? or something), that's even with collecting all the little goodies you can nab, and from what I saw from the beta, the multiplayer was pretty slow for an fps. The single player looked solid though aside from being relatively short. Single player had instant weapon switches, good movement, nice graphics (though I admit I'm not picky with graphics), and seemed to run okay on the dude's 970.

What I mainly wanted to say is doom's multiplayer is a watered down halo pretty much, but maybe things have changed since the beta (wasn't that long ago though)

Maybe the mods and changes people can do with multiplayer might make it more fast paced and add some fun little maps, but for 60 dollars it doesn't seem worth it to me. I personally would hold off until some good modding comes about but I'm stingy with my money.

I never got into dark souls but what I hear from others is that it's well made and worth the wait--definitely a cut above DS2. More difficult to grasp than doom it seems.

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>/v/ is having a shit fit over it
For good reason. It wouldn't be such a big deal if it wasn't a Halo clone with a new IP painted on. Similar issue with how DmC DMC would have merely been forgettable rather than offensive if it was its own game.

If you liked the Halo series, you'll probably like nu-Doom.

Not really sure where the state of DS3 falls right now PvP wise. At the time poise was disabled and the game was split between parry spam and hyper armor abuse generally when I got bored with it, but supposedly poise works now. I enjoyed it, but it's the easiest in the series imo. Aside from a few like Dancer of Boreal most of it was relatively straight forward, and summons make it even more so.

>>17148613
>All advice threads welcome. Offering or requesting is allowed.

>>17148516
Anytime anything leaks where it shouldn't you should probably get checked out.

When you get cut you are supposed to bleed, so that doesn't count unless it's serious.

I've heard about this before. You might have testicular cancer.

>>17148516
Is it liquid pus or solid-ish?

If it's solid it could be sebum from fordyce spots, they're very common little white bumps on the penis. Nothing to worry about unless there's a ton of them and it becomes an aesthetic issue.

Hurting when you squeeze it is pretty normal, you're pinching your dick after all.

If you have liquid pus that leaks out you definitely need to see a doctor.

How about not being a huge faggot? 8/10 who told you that? Your mom? Go humble yourself and maybe someone will like you.

>In b4 you say you're from /fit and had sex before

>>17148498
Get a gf . Become a cuck. Fuck your girl with your best friend.

>>17148698
I think op wants to have sex with two girls, but by your suggestion there are already two girls in your scenario, op and her gf.

>it seems to me that the better looking you are the easier your life is.
This is sadly true

>what if I do all this and it has no effect on me because the psychological damage has already been done?
If your nose and ears were the cause of your problem it'll help might just take time.

I'd do it anon, if it's going to improve your looks it's going to improve your life.

Plastic surgery is always a bad idea. It's a bit like tattoos, you see, a very expensive investment that you need to freshen up every 4-5 years. It is also really easy to start touching up everywhere else. The worst is the nose job: note what happened to Michael Jackson.

If you believe you have medical reasons to get the nose job, particularly because of the breathing issues without the nostril widening, then get the nose job. Otherwise, I do not recommend changing your appearance all that much - in today's society, we have tons of photo ID and facebook pictures that will follow you around and haunt you till the end of time, not to mention insensitive people who will notice and go on and on about your change in appearance.

>>17148520
Why is it always a bad idea?

Tattoo's don't improve self esteem. I shouldn't need to go under the knife again unless I break my nose or someone rips the insert out of my ear, from what I understand with age the bone can soften but that's it. Michael Jackson had at least 7 nose jobs.

My anxiety has been with me so long there are no pictures of me online, I've never had a fb or social media. I won't run into anyone I used to know because I left that place. Dropped study because of it and will probably move again for the reasons you've listed :/

Nope. They're fucked and need professional help. You can't provide that, and if you try to direct them towards it they'll just use it as an excuse to latch onto you.

>>17148471
na, you dont owe them anything desu

At least she didn't try to kill you.

Do it anon

Yes to both.

If you are sexually incompatible, the relationship is doomed to fail.

Sex alone can't make a relationship, but bad sex sure can destroy one.

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>>17148404
OP here.

Thanks Anons. I had a good cry.
This situation is tough, but you guys helped a bit.

>>17148310
your personality is the copy of the people around you when youre 3 - 9 years old

Absolutely nothing. People just like to make single mothers feel bad because of their own beliefs without giving thought to their situations.

Provided you don't exclude yourself from others, you'll grow up just fine. Hypersensitivity to random bullshit like this is only going to distract you from your real issues.

>>17148340
Don't listen to this fucker. Being a raised by a single mom will fuck you up more so if you are a male. Makes need good male role models. If you don't have that your best bet would be to hang out with a bunch of quality guy friends. Masculine guy friends, not metrosexual faggots or fuckboys.

>>17148237
*tips fedora*

>>17148255
kik

>>17148237
So what do you need help with exactly? How to stop being an asshole?

>should I take an addictive substance to feel good
Only if you're a degenerate--
Oh, you vape.
Yeah, go right ahead.

>>17148253
Would you prefer I smoke cigs and smell like shit?

>>17148235
I have 12mg of nicotine in mine at 35 watts. I don't get a buzz.

Secondary bump.

>>17148066

It'd be hard to convince them that you're healthy enough to leave afterwards... You could be spending the time that you would have been in the mental ward doing something else. Try learning some free shit online while you work some minimum wage job to pay for housing and other necessities.

>>17148066
>don't have the resources to do anything positive.
By that I assume you mean "some free time and the desire to do anything positive with that time".

Depends on your employer and the type of business it is. If you leave your employer shorthanded, expect them to replace you as quickly as possible. Even if your employer were willing to have you as an employee, don't assume they'll have a position available to you.