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>>17149725
Get some insecticide. Follow the ant trail backward to find out where they're coming in. Spray. Not a bad idea to spray the whole trail.

Now go outside to where they're coming in. Spray there too, back to wherever they're coming from. Spray the perimeter of the area.

And if they're coming in for food, don't leave food or dirty dishes out. That's how you get ants.

>>17149725
Try to speak to the ants and find out where their leader is. Once you have this information, try to negotiate a peace deal with the leader. Even if you reach a deal, gather your arms and prepare for war.

If you need me to help you (ex-soldier) - I know a wizard who can provide potions and other magic to destroy the ants. The only thing you need to do is give me your sisters phone number.

Let me know...

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>>17149729
It is done.
Funny story, when i took my pants to go outside I didn't realize they where full of ants. It felt kinda good tho.

blowjob? u gay or somethin op?

Does it matter whether I'm gay or not ? Smh

Right at the climax clamp your teeth down sideways at the base of the shaft.

>>17149704
No my brother is a sack of shit- last time I saw him was 5 years ago and I knocked him out. Just because you share some blood, doesn't make them family.

There is nothing wrong to hate a family member even if you are family. There is no law that even says parents must love their children and vice versa. Once you provide the basics of familial duties (physical, financial and emotional support in difficult times, shared care of other family members), there's no fucking reason why you have to pretend your brother's farts smell like Chanel.

If anything, more strife and conflict arise from the fact that we are socially required to hide this shit and pretend.

But it comes into the other aspect of things. Yes, you are allowed to hate your brother. No, it's inefficient and stupid to expend energy on letting other people know how much you detest your brother to the point they are commenting on it. The two are entirely separate things that you need to learn to distinguish.

>>17149704
>Is it wrong to hate a family member even though they're family?
No. You can hate abusive, toxic family members and cut them out of your life.

>>17149710
>Yes, you are allowed to hate your brother. No, it's inefficient and stupid to expend energy on letting other people know how much you detest your brother to the point they are commenting on it.
This though.

Honestly, without you describing some of the things he's "done", who knows if YOU'RE not the asshole in this situation?

>>17149613
Stop breaking noise law?

>>17149613

Invest in a smoking cabin
Get the bouncers to tell people to not make noise
Try to ignore the woman and take up a discussion with her. Document her screaming. Let yourself be interviewed with local tv and papers and explain yourself and be reasonable

>>17149613
Night clubs are often considered to be a huge nuisance by neighbors. They bring noise, public drunkenness, and all sorts of criminal behavior. Even if you don't have the latter two, you certainly have the first and it sounds like you'd have the criminal behavior except you're afraid of showing up on video.

Keep your customers inside where they won't disturb others.

Unless you are very well connected politically, getting into a fight with your neighbors is going to be a losing proposition.

>>17149588
At some point, enough money is enough money, and being near family is incredibly valuable from a quality of life standpoint.

If the money means more to you and offers you the chance to retire earlier because you don't want to work (or do something else that you want to do), then I guess go with the money.

Check any potential legal issues before you break the employment contract you signed.

>>17149588
I'd go the more paying but make sure you check cost of living that could equal your pay out

>>17149614

>enough money

Part of it is I want to justify going back to school and missing out on 2 years of income. I doubt there are any repurcussions for breaking the contract, it's still 2 1/2 months until my program ends, and judges dont really favor limited employment.

>>17149615

The cost of living is actually decidedly lower in the higher paying job.

Cut all ties.

>someone asks for advice
>knows exactly what they need to do
>looks for agreement

Here's a pat on the back, high five, 100% approval. Get far away before you end up in some badly filmed escape movie. You aren't Charles Bronson nor are you Jason Statham. This ends badly for your friend, who is choosing it, and will end badly for you, who chooses it by sticking around.

>>17149565
I'll admit the decision seems clear, but at the end of the day I'm just a sheltered kid from the suburbs whose idea of a "bad guy" is someone who shoplifts from target. In the real world it feels like everyone pops pills, pushes a few drugs on the side from their apartment, or has a friend or two who has anger issues. I just wanted to make sure I wasnt overreacting to something that could have been "common place", because its happend way too many times before

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>>17149558
Your friend is no more, please cut all ties before he drags you along.

>>17149501
Write down every single expense you make. Immediately. No matter how small or big.

Gotta know where it goes before you can stop it from leaving your wallet.

>>17149501
Not spending it is the best way to save it. My trick is that before every purchase I do myself if I really need it. If I even have to ask in the first place I probably don't, so I don't buy it. I don't need a new phone. My car still works. My clothes still fit. Steak is nice but so is a $2 slice of pizza.

>>17149501
Don't spend it in stupid bullshit.
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>>17149378
You should be fine swapping out the GTX 770 with the GTX 1080. Is there a reason why you want to upgrade? The GTX 770 is still a pretty capable card for gaming at 1080p resolution.

>>17149378
Getting a card with 8 gigalies of gddr5
>not waiting for Vega wich will actually have the HBM2 it was promised to come with
A 770 os fine until then

>>17149416
I've been doing video editing a little video editing and animation in my spare time and occasionally when I'm playing some games I'll notice a heavy spike for a few moments in the game.(also not sure if this affects it but I'm using two 27in 4K monitors.)

Autism

I guess you could pull him aside quietly if you get too frustrated and say "please stop saying 'x' or 'y' to me, it makes me feel uncomfortable".

If he continues, just ask him in front of everyone "why would you say that?" or "what do you mean?" or "that's a shit thing to say", and hopefully eventually he'll get too embarrassed, if he isn't a lil' autistic.

sounds like a big fucking baby who he can't get over the fact that someone rejected him

I actually have done the same thing with friends before lol because the lkimit is 19 in alabama so my friends would drive to florida for cartons and were never questioned even though their licenses were from out of state, i dont think its legal per say to bring it back, but you could probably get away with it by . who cares right?anyway good luck ;D

>>17149334
Thanks, and yah I don't plan on taking it back into the state with me.
Also what is best / your favorite brand I should get?

>>17149306
You would be better if you drop such disgusting habit.

You hesitate to compete with other males. You probably have low self esteem and don't bother trying because you assume in comparison to these other guys you don't have a chance.

I think you need to take up a competitive sport, practice until you are competent, and then regularly play it with other men.

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>>17149313
Does Magic: The Gathering count as a competitive sport?

>>17149302
>So I have no trouble being alpha around women, but as soon as other guys enter, I start to break down.
So in other words you do have a problem being alpha around women

Go to a doctor. They are professionals. They have seen worse.

What the above anon said.

Drop all of your hesitations right now and go to the doctor as soon as possible. It doesn't matter at this point if you feel too scared or embarrassed with what I'm assuming to be your genitals. Everyone has them! Woo hoooooooooo!!!!!

Just go. Please. Before it's too late. We don't know the seriousness of your soreness, but only a fool wouldn't go to the doctor to have themselves examined, especially seeing how this is for your own benefit and can't hurt you.

To add, they're professionals. As the above anon said, they've seen worst and have trained for it.

>>17149287
>>17149287
how do I not sound like an autis? I literally don't know to explain what my concern is. I want to make sure I dont have anything. Is there a standard checkup or something I ask for?

>>17149176
yes i have my own story

>in in highschool
>late bloomer
>shorter than everyone
>weighed 100 lbs as a freshman
>shit on constantly, but laughed it off
>time rolls on
>friends start losing their hair
>they're all fat now
>me looking better by the day
>start to realize i'm better than all of them

and here we are

I did things that made me feel good about myself.

I got a job, made some friends and am now learning how to gain real confidence in my actions.

i did, but then it all fell apart and got even worse when i started hanging around with horrible abusive people. no idea how to fix things at this point.

>>17149097
Don't fuck anyone over the summer and try not to catch feels until she's made a decision.

Why ask her anything though? Are you telling her you want to be in a relationship? How long are you willing to wait for her?

>>17149097
>"Insert literally any excuse here" - every girl ever
>code for: "I'm not serious about you and don't care about you that much, I'm just bored and like the attention and sex, if you're the best thing that comes along after awhile, then I will consider you, in the meantime, I will continue to suck and fuck all the dicks around me, until I find one dick that elevates my social status and life."

Girls are like mosquitoes, they suck you off and then get swatted and forgotten (get old and ugly) and sometimes they give you a virus, they're just an annoyance.

You got it made man, just keep fucking her, you shouldn't be looking for much with a girl you're hooking up with. Says a lot about her and you.

OP got the
>I like you but I liked my ex's dick more. So its going to be your fault when this doesn't work out and you hurt me because your dick isn't his.

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This probably won't help you, but I like the work of hentai artists Mogudan, Saigado, and Po-Ju. Good luck.

have you ever ejaculated (or if female climaxed) while sleeping?

>>17148993
yeah but all that usually did was cause me to have soiled undergarments sometimes.

Usually when it happens, the dream is not even sexual.