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>>17168793
Holy shit dude. Maybe she's busy. Calm down stalker.

>>17168798
nope, its been 4 hours she had plenty of time to respond

sorry OP but this one ain't the one

>>17168793
She was being polite, you fucking sperglord. She doesn't like you. She doesn't want to talk to you. Nobody meets their girlfriend on the bus. She laughed and gave you a fake number because you made her feel uncomfortable and she didn't want to risk a confrontation with someone who tries to pick up chicks on the bus.

I think that trying to be so ridiculously reductive when it comes to the complexities of the Israeli Palestinian conflict is idiotic.

You have depression. Seek therapy.

>>17168811
Man I don't wanna go to therapy. Can't I just take meds?

>>17168764
1) Shave the gouch
2)Wash your whole body you filthy subhuman
3)(cut-bro here) I have no fucking clue
4) Expect some hair. Some girls shave everything, most dont.

Next time let her suck your dirty dick.

>>17168764
Dude fuck all that shit

In those situations you're suppose to just let go and succumb to her pusstwang.

>>17168764

1. Whatever floats your boat?

2. Isn't washing your ass part of your usual washing routine?

3. All the way until your dickbone is exposed

4. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*ahem*

4. No.

>>17168755
I was in that situation

I wish I had been a little more reckless and opened Pandora 's box but regrettably I didn't :(

>>17168763
>>>17168755 (OP) (You)
>I was in that situation
>I wish I had been a little more reckless and opened Pandora 's box but regrettably I didn't :(

To me it seems like she has BPD traits (I've been with girls that have had BPD), and if that's the case then as soon as I would get more involved with her, I would be dropped off the face of the earth.

It also was confusing with figuring out how intrested she was with me. Like I said she sent pictures of her and would text back and talk, but I usually had to initiate it. Then one of the last times I talked to her, she said she was jealous of a girl that I had been hanging out with.

I need advice :(

>>17168739
Hit us with a situation

>>17168744
Say a handsome guy walks in the room, introduces himself, and I break the ice with 'wow, you're attractive' just because he is and he obviously knows it and I'd be crazy if I didn't think so.

Or, not sugar-coating opinions when asked for one

I get the feeling you're just a brash asshole and don't even realize it. You can be direct and concise yet not come across as being a dick. People do it all the time.

You're probably autistic. I know the term gets thrown around here a lot but in your case it sounds like it may be true.

>verbosity
>over explains things
>gets frustrated because people don't understand
>thinks people are annoyed
>maybe people really are annoyed
>either way you are annoying and social awkward

If this is the case I'm not sure how you cure autism. I'm sure you can manage it better but you'll never be fully cured. Sorry bro.

>>17168738
Your dick was trying to prevent you from fucking her. Why was it doing that, fuck if i know.

Yeah the hymen never gets "popped" only stretched. IF a girl goes about a year without a good dicking or placing more than one finger in her vag, the hymen will go back to its normal position.

>>17168842

>your dick was trying to prevent you from fucking her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbBX6aEzEz8

You sure it wasn't her cervix? Never heard of one bleeding though, unless of course it's period time.

take good notes in class/actually listen to what the professor is saying (unless it's painfully fucking boring)

if you don't understand something, ASK FOR HELP. not only will asking your prof for help end up answering your questions, but it makes you look like you care, which goes miles if you need a favor later in the semester.

also always do your homework. no matter what. it's fucking annoying to do, but it'll save your grade

Read the assigned material, attend lectures, take decent notes, ask questions when you don't understand something, turn in assigned work on time.

Is this satire?

>>17168708
Have you tried nofap?

>>17168740
No. I've used masturbation as a "stress reliever" but I know in the back of my mind that's me bullshitting myself. Also it's part of my daily regiment. I can hardly start the day without stopping and doing it.
Thinking about it now I feel a bit embarrassed that I've used it as such.

do it and stop jerking to porno just so you can know what it's like not to have a secret porno bunker. you won't be able to know what it's like on the other side without going there

>>17168703

The trick to casually date more than one woman is to casually date more than one woman. It's almost as if the description of the thing describes it completely.

>>17168715
/thread

>>17168715
Alright, what I meant is.

Is there any way to do it without coming off as an asshole, do I tell this girl?

Will she feel cheated if I don't?

plastic surgery.

Someone tell me how I go about fixing my arm if my general physician isn't helping?

>>17168676
You've got really pretty eyes!
Looks to me like oculomotor n paralysis, levator palpebrae not opening.
Or it could be Horners syndrome if you have lack of sweat, flushing, and pupil constriction on that side of your face.

But don't take it seriously, ask an actual doc

>>17168676
Man I woodland even worry about that.0

>>17168652
Those dudes are so deep in the closet they're finding Christmas presents!

I'm not gay, but it kind of seems to be in the interest of such easily put-into-campable minorities such as yours or women or ethnic peoples to err on the "libtard" side of things.

>>17168652
Either in the closet or attached to whoever got them out of it

>>17168637
Stop being a fucking beta and get the cops involved. If he's willing to kill cats, it's only a matter of time before he moves up to people.

>>17168637
Dude where do you live?

I'll beat your bro's ass

>>17168637
I was in the same situation except with a sister, I was only able to solve my problem with the help of the police. You mention you're going to therapy, have you tried talking to your therapist about it? They will likely have a lot of resources and be much more informative/helpful in this situation than we can be.

Are you saying you lack in narcissism?

>>17168617
I'm pretty narcissistic, but maybe everyone around me is more narcissistic? Or maybe they just block out my narcissism?

>>17168628

Are you sure you know what the word means?

>>17168578

be willing to pay for friends and be a general douche

>>17168584
Ignore him, he is jelly because he didn't get a bid.

>>17168578
Their literally is no tip to get into a fraternity. Go rush, have fun, and be the person you are when no one is watching.

Every house is different, fine the one that you feel will develop you the best for the real world.

If you are a freshman, trust me we expect you to be a bit off. Kinda like clay, we don't expect you to be perfectly sculpted. We just need to be sure that you are willing and able to trust us to mold you into something spectacular.

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>>17168794
>trust us to change you as a person

OP don't, take your own path

Wrong board

This is an interesting topic. We say you can't judge the book by its cover, and it's true.
BUT
If a guy has dirty clothes, green mohawk and piercings all over his face, it doesn't mean he breaks store windows in his pastimes. But it means he will attract the kind of people with dirty clothes, mohawk, piercings, etc. that DO break windows in their pastimes, willingly or not. And if he lets these people into his life, it is likely he'll start breaking shit up too.

>>17168547

>body type

Dirty clothes is not a body type. Now go do your laundry, son.