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Chad here, just kidding it's a frequent joke at my school that I may shoot it up, regardless not why I turn to you for help.
As almost everyone on this site I am shit at speaking to girls, but in my 10th year of high school (sophomore for ameriafags) I really hit it off with this girl, lets call her Katie. Any who Katie and I really worked well together but I never really felt she wanted to date which was fine with me despite the fact she was giving me all the signals. we went to the movie one night with a group of friends and we did the whole cliche yawn, put arm around shoulder, thing which she was totally fine with I didn't think anything of it but when I got home there was a whole string of messages saying shit like
"we're just friends"
"don't think anything of it"
"don't take it the wrong way"
too which I went "K" didn't really care but her last one was;
"don't think i'm putting you in the friendzone i'm just not ready for one"
which at the time I brushed off but looking back at it I realized
(check pic)
moving on the end of that year showed up and we were still chilling and it was her birthday so I went around her house with her cringy group of normie friends that tried to talk to me about band camp or something fucking stupid and I just played with her dog and spoke to her dad. (super cool guy) the night comes to a close and the dads allocating bedrooms so no per-marital underage sex happens under his roof and I got nominated the couch so meh. everyones asleep and she sneaks out and crawls onto my lap (like a cat but bad analogy so just roll with it) and we just sit there drifting in and out of sleep. Now this is where shit starts happening. I know for a fact more than once I woke up to her kissing me. Even if it was a peck that shit still happened and in my drowsy state I wasn't comprehending it.
next morning swings by and I do the whole
"thanks for having me had fun seeya normy fags"
and I get home expecting more
"just friends"
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but behold there was none we just chatted as normal.
now go easy on me here guys cause I know I fucked up big time, I knew she was into me and was ready to date and what did I do.
Nada, to pleb for my own good.
kicking myself over that now.
moving on, life continues everything is happy.
find out she's on the verge of suicide and cuts herself.
know you can care for someone, like I care for my beta bros and make sure they get home after a party or something but I knew at this point I love her and am ready to even face death, change my whole outlook on life, work a 9-5 minimum wage job if it meant going home to her at night.
So i got real protective and helped her through it and our bond got even stronger (imagine playing the sims but 21 green pluses come up above their heads)
finally get her out of that state after many long nights chatting to her to keep her busy and once even catching a taxi to her house to check on her, everything is right in the world and I finally realize I really want to spend the rest of my life with this girl (note this is now the start of year 11, once again junior senior for amerifags) \
then it hits
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She just drops off the face off the earth.
sure I attend school with her but totally different classes and the few times I see her she either does not say much or is chilling with a low level chad (spoken to the guy once where he described a 2 hour skype call with another guy, actually I take back what I said about chad more beta than myself)
getting a lot of
"k"
"dunno"
"mmmhmm"
hour long conversations are brought down to seconds
bring it up, ask if shes okay and whether the depression is coming back
not even a "i'm fine"
just a
"nah"
fast forward 2 months we stop talking completely
really cut up about it
get real angry and develop a short temper.
begins the destruction of my teenage years
grades drop
lose job
drug/alcohol abuse
wake up most mornings ready to end it because I know i'll have to go to school and see her but not talk to her.
my bro Jack has army dad, colonel in australian army real top notch dude.
sits me down one day, gives me speech about how I need to get my shit together.
my dad did the same thing but I respect colonel more so actually listen to him.
Channel my hate. start working out and eating healthy. stop the drugs and goon sacks
( to give you an idea i went from 60kg beta to a 86KG toned alpha with women troubles)
still see katie but does not hurt as much, usually shrug it off but still stalk her facebook from time to time.
find new female friend
5'2 Russian 3/10, 6/10 with glasses cause of cuteness factor
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Life starts looking good again
year 12 now (senior)
/F/it, find a new job in IT which pays good, got a CERT 3 in IT with them and grades are up on high B's low A's
now dating russian girl but hearts not really in it cause Katie.
Decide i have to forget and move on
unfriend
block all her profile links on my router and change the admin password to some 50 letter thing
finally ready to forget
spoiler alert: this does not work
keep seeing her and feeling like shit
russian girl turns out to be gay and leaves me
dont really care never really liked her.
oh well nothing can get me down move on with life.
year 12 prom swings around.
unlike most schools we have this whole dress up party thing where it's super unformal and nobody really cares
super hyped cause my new chad build gets me in with the cool kids
we leave school early that day and go to pre-drinks
I get pretty fucked up on vodka cause russian girl got me into it
arrive to prom and pass the "not drunk test"
boring as fuck night, mostly hang out at car with beta bros and new found chads.
im like the link between two worlds, awkward as fuck but still know how to act human
leave formal and go to after-party
75% of my vodka is gone at this point and so is whats left of my brain cells
stumble is smashed taking a final shot before crashing on the couch in the back yard
sit there laughing with bros for awhile but only have a 2 second memory span.
suddenly hear a familiar voice to my right
"you alright dude"
first time shes acknowledged me in over a year
super excited but don't know how to convey it
end up just throwing up a (pic related)
"alright dude don't die on me"
"I wont"
memory is wiped and forget about it go back to laughing at normies having their first drink and getting more fucked up than I am
Katie comes back again
"man you are so wasted"
"nah i'm fine"
"realllllly?"
"yeah yeah yeah perfect sober haha"
"hahaha"
she does this a couple more times but then
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Why do I get so much hate on /adv/? 2016-05-22 09:43:33 Post No.17169886
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You guys are the one pointing out how learning new languages are useless.
>>17168926
http://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/17157189/
I am not even the one who said that! (and no, I wasn't samefagging)
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You post the same thing 500+ times. That's why. Not hard to understand why people get annoyed.
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>>17169886
DO NOT REPLY
OP is a mentally challenged child obsessed with a question she posts daily - why do people study useless" languages. She gets intelligent responses, ignores them and then posts the same question the next day - sometimes alternating with this one, asking why we get annoyed with her.
She ius mentally challenged, and attempting to reason with her will accomplish nothing. Move on to the next query.
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>>17169900
Thanks!
Now I know!
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So pretty much, I feel like a dumbfuck everytime i do something practical. I'm a teen and ive recently got a new job at a butchery. I can do 99% of my job but I keep consistently making "common sense" fuck ups that annoy the shit out of my boss, no less myself. this is only an example of of a scenario where i get some responsibility and make seemingly simple, but often crucial messups that make me look like a moron in the truest sense of the word. Am i being too hard on myself? I want to change because eventually i want to be someone people can rely on to get shit done on a larger scale than a shitty butchery
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I've always felt very similar, my entire adult life. Fixating on tiny things I do wrong, as opposed to those I do right. I have a feeling everyone feels this way, but it shines out in different places. It's what makes us unique, anon. You'll find you excel at certain things you find easy and routine, that others struggle with, and vice versa. Keep your head up. You're doing fine.
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pls respond
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>>17169842
have you found satisfying work/lifestyle?
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Tonnes of shit has just happened in my life and I feel like dying every day. I have three best friends who are very loyal, and without them I would have killed myself by now.
I'm going for a mental health assessment at the hospital on the 6th June. This means I may eventually be diagnosed with a disorder. I hate people who self-diagnose and they've been in my life all my life. This is why I'm taking this step.
>one girl went to the headteachers' office back in school after putting a pencil across her arm and pretended to cut herself, she's still exactly like this years later.
>another girl who is a bully pretended to kill herself gruesomely and now for some reason she has friends. This was a few months ago.
I've been like this a very long time. Excessively paranoid. I keep getting myself involved with sexual shit and the police have got involved. I keep doing impulsive things and falling in love with essentially very evil people. I've hallucinated for years, the delusions I have become more vivid. I can't stop having nightmares. I can't even show my face to my parents I have such bad anxiety. My weight is going up and down, I binge-eat often (I'm normal weight). I was in an abusive relationship that ended 6 months ago. I've lost the majority of my friends. I self-harmed as a kid. I keep thinking of suicide and I've attempted it about three times; the first time my friends came over and stopped me after I took about three pills, the second time I tried to overdose on my mum's sleeping pills but because she's also depressed they gave her "herbal ones" so taking an entire packet didn't work, the third time I was stopped again but I didn't go as far, but I had more of a drive to do it.
Tl;dr
>hallucinations and delusions
>paranoia
>anxiety
>cannot trust anyone
>alcohol
>self loathing
>suicidal
>sexual
>impulsive
>emotional
Anyways, how do I survive this appointment? How do you think they'd assess my mental health? What do you think the consensus will be?
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They'll probably asses you as a female teen-ager. Maybe with some mild form of schizophrenia. Only they know what they'll say you have.
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>>17169822
Yep, I'm a crybaby.
I couldn't get hard during my first time with a girl on the weekend. I'm not really sure why, I was pretty attracted to her but yeah. Might it ahve something to do with porn? I don't masturbate every day but I have noticed a trend where I have been getting off to kinkier and kinkier stuff. Should I go no porn? I feel like I shouldn't be having this problem at 20 years old.
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>>17169800
It could be performance anxiety/nerves. But it doesn't hurt to get off while avoiding porn. Fantasize. Yep, it's not as stimulating as porn can be. But when it comes to having sex it will make it less likely that you'll lose your erection.
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>>17169806
What can I do about anxiety and nerves for next time?
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>>17169800
I watch and fap to porn all the time but my gf still makes me diamonds.
All about anxiety man
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tl;dr, Help fail girl bf cool friend.
My friend's gf got in to law school on the other side of the country. Great for her and all, but they decided to shift to being friends, and see other people, since she'll be moving and he won't be. I've been lightly crushing on this guy for pretty much the entire time that I've known him, and now he's available. He's way out of my league, but we get along really well and all. Honestly, he's one of the very few people who I'd consider a good friend of mine. His new singleness has me plotting how to woo him. The problem is him being awesome and me being very not awesome. I'm a loser virgin with a history of mental health problems, he's successful and experienced and mentally stable. I've got a history of acne so bad that it looks like I went hunting with Dick Cheney, his face is smooth as a babies butt. You get the point, I'm a 4, he's a 9.
If possible, how do I increase my odds? How should I try to make him mine? To be totally honest, I'd be happy if all that happened is I managed to lose my stupid virginity to him, but I suspect my inexperience would just be burdensome to him.
How do? Is it even possible?
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Even the ugly women wont settle for less than a 9/10 lmfao hahahahahaha
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P r o j e c t i n g
I've been cheating on my girlfriend of 7 months. I'm not proud of that but she was awful to me and I wasn't really happy with her.
She never knew that and never will because we're no longer together.
Do you think I should tell her that i cheated on her ?
She's telling me she's seeing other men right now so that would be the right timing somehow ?
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>>17169768
No. Telling her will only make her unhappy.
Also, stop talking to her. Forever.
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>>17169773
Making her unhappy is my goal right now. She almost sent me nudes of her with another man on whatsapp.
I couldn't care less my friend
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>>17169779
It is a pretty childish and immature attitude to have.
Block her and move on with your life.
Everyone will think she is a slut if he keeps fucking around, do you want everyone to think you're a cheater?
When my best friend found out her ex cheated on her, she made sure everyone in town knew he had STDs and he was a cheater.
He got the first girlfriend this year. After 5 years.
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>24
>no real close friends
>barely get laid from his girlfriend
>no one is likely going to my birthday
>on bipolar meds
Came here a month asking for advice on how to make friends. Still no luck.
Should i just hang myself and get it over and done with? I don't want to be a pariah to
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*society
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>no friends
>has girlfriend
Howw
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What clubs have you joined? What volunteer work have you done? What gatherings have you hosted or attended? What have you done to be a part of the community you want to be a part of?
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I'm falling in love with my best friend 2016-05-22 08:01:28 Post No.17169693
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I'm falling in love with my best friend
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I'm married man with a 1 year old son to my wife. We've been together for over 6 years and I love her very much.
Recently a woman came into my life who is my perfect equal, we became best friends very quickly. I'm growing more and more attached to her and fantasise about us together.
I still love my wife very much, even when things get rocky. But I still don't know what to do. I'm not the kind of guy to cheat, and she isn't either.
The only person I could trust enough to talk about this too is woman I'm falling for.
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>>17169693
Just back away and stop hanging out with her. This will pass. Also, try to fuck your wife more so you won't have hormones messing with you.
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>his wife isn't his best friend
See, you're already wrong from the start.
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>>17169708
My wife is one of my best friends.
>>17169699
My wife doesn't have much in the way of a libido, never has. Mine on the other hand is too active.
I don't want to stop hanging out with her because we are really good friends. But I agree, and I shouldn't hang out with her when it's just the two of us
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I'm a guy. I have dated a male to female transgirl. She did not have any surgery so she still had a dick but could pass. Should I keep this a secret from women in the future? Will that turn them off? Should I pretend she didn't exist or just don't reveal that she was trans?
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If she had a vagina would you reveal to other people that her vag was puffy or not? That her areolas are brown or pink?
Keep your mouth shut and keep private what is supposed to be private.
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Never tell a single soul.
not even your closest friend.
describe her as a tomboy or something if you must.
remember, it's not a lie if you believe it.
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What's wrong with shemales? This isn't the 50s
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So I am a French guy who is in the states for two weeks as I am there to work. I met this chick working part time at my company and she speaks French really well considering that she is American. I asked her why she learned French and she said "because French sounds hot". Is she into me?
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>>17169588
yes its the accent thing. tap n gap.
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>>17169592
Sorry I don't get this. Rephrase what you've said please
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>>17169599
give her the D then go back to france. its called a one night stand. just dont give her any contact details
Why do I feel the need to win acceptance from a so called friend who sees me as a clown?
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>>17169586
You (and humans as a whole) want what we can't have, especially from people we care about.
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>so called friend
>sees me as a clown
Elaborate? Fuck his shit or stop talking to him.
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>>17169608
He is a extroverted DJ man whore with 1000 fb friends while I'm an introverted autistic virgin with 17 fb friends.
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Hey /adv/ i really need advice badly.
Me and my boyfriend were really close friends and when he was suicidal he asked me if i wanted to get married to him. I said yes and our relationship was going perfectly. Yesterday he told me he wanted a break because i wasn't good looking enough (i'm chubby) and he would tell me around june if he still wanted to give me a chance. I was in complete shock because it came kinda sudden and i can't stop crying now. He also said he wanted to have a one night stand meanwhile but we agreed not to see other people. What do i do? Do i dump him?
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no, he obviously wants to spend the rest of his life with you.
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this relationship sounds terrible.
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>>17169579
Suicidal and asked to marry you....and you didn't see alarms going off at this point?
Sweetie, you dodged the fucking bullet. Get rid of this fucker.
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is it weird to wear sunglasses at night, or going out at night?
The reason I ask is because over the past year and a half, I have started to go blind in my right eye. I am self concious about it and it has become slightly lazy as I have no more central vision and I am at 20/400 in it. I can have surgery to fix the lazy eye, but the physical toll of 7 eye surgeries to fix my eye over the last 1 1/2 years makes me want to wait.
So would it be weird to wear sunglasses all the time?
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>>17169569
>So would it be weird to wear sunglasses all the time?
No. Just snap your fingers as you walk.
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>>17169569
Not all that weird, but you should assume people who see you will think you are completely blind. And it will be even harder to see.
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>>17169569
I'll assume you're a complete douche
I am 22 years old, a former prison guard turned bounty hunter turned jewelry guard turned security guard, and I have been trying unsuccessfully to become a police officer for the past 3 years. I have been to countless interviews, polygraphs, psych exams, and have passed them all but I keep getting passed up for hire, likely due to an arrest (but no charge) from my youth. I have no college, an unstable work history, and I have basically no references. I was raised military, and I turned my back on my family to pursue law enforcement instead of enlistment.
At this point I am not sure if I should 1) Keep trying or 2) Accept it and try to move into being a private investigator or 3) have a bottle of scotch and blow my brains out.
Please Advise.
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>>17169536
Maybe the education and work history is screwing you over more than a single arrest? Are you applying for jobs or just to get into police academy?
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>>17169553
more on this, I think going to the military first for a time might be very helpful for getting into anything related to the police. Just shows you can handle having a real job.
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Applying to agencies. Don't have the cash for a private academy. Have also been applying for positions I'm over-qualled for (like jailer, as a backdoor to a Sherrif dept) but still can't get accepted.