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>>17171602
Be an asshole, take care of yourself, improve your looks by working out, improve your wardrobe, clean yourself by showering at least once a day, wash your mouth often, etc.

Shit will start happening right then and there.

>>17171620
I swear to god I do everything you mention. I never really pursue them, just text them a little bit and when she starts to get dull/takes her time to respond, I stop talking. I don't know what to do, read self improvement books? More hobbies?

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>>17171602

Step one is to take this poster's >>17171620
advice with a grain of salt. Muscles and a nice shirt might give you more confidence as far as reaching out to people and interacting with them but remember that it isn't a substitute for a personality.

Using empty gestures like "being an asshole" and washing your mouth to replace the fact that you will create a social foundation that is just as empty as you are.

I would suggest to you maybe building friendships around your hobbies. I'm a musician, I love music. So I go to concerts, music related events, record shows, hang out after shows etc.,

Its a lot easier to connect with people over things you're passionate about as opposed to just dry firing and hoping you click on something.

By all means, if improving your looks will give you more confidence then there's nothing wrong with being more comfortable in your skin but I can promise you that not only is it not a proper substitute for actually having a personality, "being an asshole" will attract other assholes and people who like to socialize with assholes. Those people are not the kind of people you need to develop lasting connections with, I can promise you.

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>>17171582
Are you trying to do any of the following?

>Add salt to wounds?
>Put out a fire with nitroglycerine?
>Be a bigger cunt by not only confessing to cheating not once but 3 times?

I think they all sound the same to me m8.

Let her go and move on you fag

>>17171603
yeah that's what Initially thought but lately my heads been getting worse with the amount of guilt i feel and the idea is stuck up in there that telling her all of it will help. I doubt it will but i'm in vice here. do nothing feel shit, tell her feel shitter. etc etc

>>17171655

You fucked up OP, that's on you. You've learned your lesson, now leave that girl alone and move on

You have yeast

>>17171489
like a yeast infection? I highly doubt it. no weird smell or anything like that. it's always been like this

>>17171484
more info required. what do you believe 'very average' is? because some dipshits are into porn and think 10 inches is average. plus, depending on geographical location, your average could be well above or below 2 inches when compared to someone else's 'average'.

>>17171478
Are you religious?

It`s not that special. Other than initial excitement, it`s just a matter of how passionate, fun, loving and hot you can kiss in the future.

There's nothing special about first kisses or losing your virginity. Unless you're really into that purity, only one partner ever type of thing.

Are you generally clean down there (as in, washing with water after the bathroom)? Perhaps a bad reaction to the material? Not enough lube?

ur dad must be so proud

>>17171438
You probably tore you're rectum. Should heal up if it's not bad, if you poop blood go to emergency before your poop gets in your blood stream and poisons you

>>17171419
No news agency cares about Mexicans being killed on the job

>>17171419
The foreman or engineer know what the fuck is going on.
Its basically like they make plans. Then "Ok Pablo. Hammer wall. Hammer. Use nails. Wall. Si?" Kind of stuff. The US also has tons of laws, requirements and inspections. Thats why shitholes in Mexico or Peru get BTFO by any minor earthquake, cause they have little to no construction laws.

>>17171448
How can the foreman effectively made sure everything is up to standard? Does he actually go and look at every little nail?

Do the workers get anything written down or is it just "okay we're making a wall now and we know how to do that"

>>17171411
paternity test lmao

why did you tell her your real name

you should move and change your name. keep a gun in the new place with one bullet.

Few things you want to avoid:
>Child support
>Marrying this slut

As soon as the kid is born have it DNA tested. If you seem to be a provider than fits the standards she will make you marry her, which is something you want to avoid.

Not much you can do bud, you have basically fucked up big time.

Accept that sex and intimacy is mostly a vital part of a relationship and you`ll have to work it through by yourself, since you hold a negative view of it. I`ve also been there.

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>>17171408
Get a pillow like this. Then he doesn't have to ask, he can just do it when he feels like it.

How do you not want sex? Is not wanting sex like a painful situation to you, is it connected to anxiety, is it something negative? Or do you just not feel like it?

I mean, people have different sex drives, that's just how it is. You can't just change these things about yourself. If you want things to be different, you'll just have to try to make a conscious effort to change them, for example by finding ways to get yourself in the mood on your own etc.

>>17171399

>i was a horrible person
>but somehow she wont forgive me

you say that like her natural inclination should be. this wasn't some one off mistake. you were a bad person to her. in general. for an extended period of time. no one believes you can change your entire personality.

>she is being manipulated by someone
>SHE SHOULD ONLY BE MANIPULATED BY ME

is essentially what you are saying. cuz you want her to come back despite not wanting to be with you.

>BUT HER FRIEND WANTS US TO GET BACK TOGETHER

she isnt your gf. your gf knows how she feels. not her friend who did not experience any of htis firs thand.

>normally she would have forgiven me in an instant

yes, but you broke her. you talk about her like shes a dog.

>i did nothing that would've hurt herTHAT BAD

she doesn't want to be with oyu. she doesnt need a good reason. there is not a level of shit she is required to take from you.

>>17171414
I didn't ask what I did wrong, I know what I did wrong. I asked how I could wake her up.

>>17171432

i didnt ask if you were retarded. only that you stop treating her like she is.

>>17171396

Google pearl index (failure rate) for condoms.
Realize that it is 2-12% depending on study.
Ask yourself if a 2-12% gamble of getting an STI is worth it.

If the answer is yes, go for higher class prostitutes that don't do drugs and work on their own.

>ALSO: How to avoid getting HPV because i'd rather die of AIDS than have a wart covered cock.

By using a condom AND NOT LICKING HER.

>>17171396

id vote no. mostly because i dont consider sex with a condom to be worth it at all. but i dont have a sensitive dick, for others it must be good. i just never understood the appeal.

just realize that having sex with her will only make you technically not a virgin. but 'spiritually' or whatever you are still basically a virgin.

>>17171396
99/100 4channers who post about escort or prostitute services say they regret it. Like not worth the money. Or it was over quick. Or she was a diseased looking crack whore type.

OP try tinder.

Show us aforementioned blog

>>17171404
Noooo. Sorry. It's a private work in the making, I haven't published it yet. :( Just needed some advice.

I would rather read about a few chosen songs out of the album. No more than a half, perhaps. I think it would be tiring to read and someone who might like the album will just scroll down with boredom and miss the good ones.

>>17171378

Usually a shirt and a pullover.

Try them on?

>>17171378
Collared shirt.
Rest is up to your imagination

yeah, when I turned like 16 or 17. hormones. I don't know what the fuck a good cry is, that's some dumb bullshit

I haven't cried in years.
>inb4 edgy faggot who is probably lying
No, like I just dont cry. I'm pretty cold as a person tbqh, like I dont show emotions. It probably gets a lot more complicated cause I have trust issues mixed along with a fucked up childhood and horrible parents. But yeah I just dont cry. there isn't much to trigger me anyway. Wake up. Work. Shop. Wind down with vidya or sports. Sleep.

>>17171412
Not being able to cry is nothing. I was diagnosed with antisocial personality disorder when I was 9 years old. I can't remember the last time I have ever shed a tear. The only time my eyes even get watery is when I'm sick.

I can't keep a relationship going for a long period of time. Talking about my feelings is awkward. Whenever my significant other gets upset or sad, I don't know what to do. A lot of the time I just stare.

>>17171369
There were like two close friends i dumped that way.

The second one deserved it, for other reasons, but this what especially made me bitter.
Friend: hey, can you believe it? I told S my sad childhood story and she literally cried!
Me: *unimpressed, S is a social butterfly with great acting skills* yeah, she didn't have much of a choice
...
Friend: oh, check this awesome present S has gotten me for my birthday!
Me: *S texted me a day before to narrow the day before to narrow the date of said birthday*
And there was a ton of pictures on instagram of them hanging out together and such and my friend brought it up every time we met.

Giving it a second thought the friend had an attention seeking thing in her and it probably was it.
Because i've been indifferent and schizoid-like all my life.
>Cont

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>>17171387
Then there was literally the first friend in my life, on whom i had a crush on.

We were cool in middle school and then we went to the same high school (the majority went there) and he started to spend 100% of his time talking to his new buddy.
I was totally unclear what makes me mad and started to get nervous, that my friend doesn't see that i'm a girl, so i started to hang out with girls and we didn't talk much anymore with friend.
I really couldn't figure out what made me sad and lonely in that new school, so i just switched to another one, without telling anyone. That was a dick move, i couldn't think straight at all, i just wanted to start anew, never see anyone from my past again (i did it often in my life).

I still remember the childish thing that made me especially sad. It was my friend inviting me to play a domino game in class and then after i refused he quickly went to another girl and they had fun and played.
Don't know what i was expecting.
Gosh, i remember, i was always acting like a vile, emotionless bitch. Even my parents constantly told me i'm so indifferent and distant.
But i didn't do it out of spite, i was shy and anxious as fuck, talking to a cashier in a shop was a triumph for me.

How do i fix myself, /adv/? That must be the root of all evil in me, i'm sure now.

>tl;dr
>Op is afraid close friends will get her replaced, when they met someone cooler
>"Cooler" means literally everyone. Because op is a shitty friend and even total jerks can be good friends.
>So op doesn't get close friends at all and writes her problems on 4chan instead.
>/adv/, help

Could be developing into bronchitis. What colour is the mucus?

Definitely aids

>>17171347
Day 1, orange .

All following days, green.