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>>17167464
u havent been around human beings in general a lot have u

>>17167464
>not autistic

Unless you're a fucking underageb&, youndefinitely are autistic.

>>17167464
I just do not understand how that "move" does anything.

Like what. She jumps up and grabs a large mans head with her legs. At that point wouldn't he just fucking be able to pick her up and be like "Ok so your pussy is in my face now".

SJ can't weight more than 120lbs. Literally anyone can lift that. As for momentum it'snot like he was moving or anything. He could have just leaned back a bit.

whatever. Movies are dumb and women are dumb thinking they would be able to fight a man.

That depends. What do you mean by "white knight"?

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First you should check if there are any medieval reenactment groups in your area.
Then it's just a matter of buying chain and armor and a white tabbard.

Defend girls on the internet.
Even if they have bullshit arguments.
Or go out of your way to be "the good guy" in pointless arguments on the internet.
Try too hard to make yourself look like a saint on an imageboard or forum where everyone else is a troll.

Oh yeah and foil troll attempts.

Kill yourself.

Why are you transfering?

You have to talk to your personal manager.

I think you can even do it on the computer on the WIRE.

Honestly though, whats the point? Unless your moving another walmart is at best going to be a little bit better or a hell of a lot worst

>>17167451
I'm gonna be transferring in about 20 days to a store a few towns over for college. I asked my manager, whom I trust a lot with this shit, and he says "Oh just let me know and the week before we'll get your information switched over there. I'll put a good word in for my management equivalent over there so you'll have the same position."

Apparently it's as simple as just confirming it with the other store, and they start scheduling you there. I'm still skeptical about the simplicity of the process though, so I'm gonna go in tomorrow and get everything set in stone with him now that my vacation is used up.

>>17167396
Why do you need to stop liking something?

It's not a fetish that's hurting anybody else, like rape or childporn. It's fine and legal and whatever, so I'm guessing you want to change your own behaviour because you're ashamed or something?

Liking something weird doesn't make you a lesser human, it just makes you a bit odd. You can keep doing your fetish shit. People can't smell it on you, it doesn't write itself on your forehead if you have sexy feelings about something freaky weird.

If you think stopping liking something that you like is going to make you happier, then you're a dingus, friend.

>>17167396

ugh i feel ya bro im the same way. came out in 8th grade, was already on nifty.org reading all the father son inces.t still watch father son porn daily. i meet up wtih guys off craigslist and grindr and make them pretend to be my father and that they are raping my mouth.

theres this bar near where i work i go to soemtimes. i dont even get drunk but ill make out with as many old guys as i can (its a gay bar but its almost exclusively men over 40).

fatter, uglier guys, cuz it makes me feel like im the cute guy being used. theres a humiliation factor to it. when i watch porn if its two attractive men, it does nothing for me. it has to eb a really attractive young guy being used by bigger, preferrably older and uglier men.

ill even go to the porn theater and just get passed around letting different old dudes fuck my mouth. best day i had was like 6 of em surround me and play with my body and they all came on me. even really old grandpa type guys are starting to turn me on. the thought of being a disgusting little slut for dad(s) turns me on to no end. even the idea of grsos homeless men using me turns me on. i havent done it yet, but i tried to pay a homeless guy to just feel me up.

the saving grace herei s that im also REALLY into young guys. i think i proxy myself into both sides, and its actually easier for me to be with younger guys cuz im more dom and a total top (other than my mouth) so its just easier for me to have sex with younger guys and essentially imagine im the ugly old man

>>17167634

>ashamed

for guys like us its not just about being ashamed, its also just about not being able to have normal functional relationships. we cant just date someone our own age and do things we'd like.

you cant take the fat disgusting old man to play laser tag or just to the beach or whatever. they wont do it.

i thankfully also like young guys ( >>17167640 ) but it makes it hard to balancei t out. we feel liek we have to keep our dirty old man fetish a secret from them

>>17167387
Perhaps you could look into some sort of "self help", like meditation and OTC drugs.
Nice picture btw, I've been in Pattaya but Kowloon seems like a whole different level.

>>17167433
>"self help", like meditation and OTC drugs
it would put a lot at risk on multiple levels. there's monthly drug screenings as well randomly.

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>>17167445
I would really like to know how are they screening for people who meditate. As for OTC, they are usually OTC for a reason, they are light drugs/food supplements it's not likely that you will get tested for any of them.

>>17167376
Just tell her that you arent compatible and you had a bad time during the date.

>>17167376

You just tell her, also how the fuck can you be this much of a pushover on the first date?

>>17167376
All of this happened over the of a coffee date? Kys.

your dad is cumming in your nose when you sleep

>>17167374
you trying to be funny boy?

>>17167388

Tell her you dont really hate niggers, you just like the word.

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What on Earth possessed you to do that?

I had no idea that she was mixed until after I said it. I was persistent and sincere about my apology, so I think I might be good

I was going to respond with socializing with people, but then I remembered that people only truly care about themselves and stab you in the back when the moment comes. So even if you surround yourself with people you're alone.

Connect with something meaningful. People, art, religion, science. The world is your oyster.

By learning to enjoy your own solitary company. If you can be a good friend to yourself, and put in effort into your own life, we'll being and happiness, then even when you are alone you will not be lonely.

>>17167256
read a book

>>17167290
This

>yesterday
>friday
>all day

Get a job you faggot.

>>17167249
Check /o/

ANYTHING can be fixed by yourself you just need the know how and tools

>sqeaking noises

Buy a can of WD40 and spray that shit everywhere under your truck, focusing on all parts of the suspension. Literally spray it till its empty.

>>17167406
Are you stupid?

>>17167394
/o/ just wants to circle jerk about their shitty 1980s "project" cars.

>>17167245
you're fucked m7

Whatever you do don't go through with it until you're ready.
This is literally how I got married man, don't feel pressured to act on it.
One saving grace here could be getting engaged but only getting married when the time is right.
Its a lot easier than getting a divorce.
That, or explain to her that you meant it but you don't feel ready for such a commitment at a young age and you guys should wait a bit before discussing it again.

I'm 23 years old and facing a divorce after drunkenly asking someone I had been dating for 6 months to marry me 2 years ago.
Don't do it man, in fact don't get married ever.

>>17167245
Wow, you sure have dragged yourself into this situation for absolutely no reason. You really should not have done that.

Tell her that after you sobered up, you spoke to your best friend, your parents, and siblings, and have decided you should take it slower because a lot of people get divorced if they don't act careful. Reassure her that you do have these feelings for her, but upon sobering up, you've recognized caution is a good idea.

What kinds of things are you disagreeing on? Are you mad they didn't like your new undercut and septum piercing or is this actually legitimate

Sounds like the apple does not fall far from the tree

>my parents are jerks they think they're right all the time!

>I hate my parents they never think I'm right

Get over yourself. You owe everything to your parents. Go get a job and move out. I promise after a few years your relationship will increase ten fold.

>>17167227
I dont have and undercut or piercings, thank you.
Right now we're disagreeing on how to help my brother who still lives with them with his anxiety attacks and lack of sleep.
They think its a good idea to just let him take various kinds of pills against it until it all goes away, and i think he should go see a shrink to help his problem from the root.
But what i suggested is not what the doctor told them, even though i have a friend who's had the exact same problem and seeing a shrink helped her.
It's basically both of them thinking therapy is bullshit and a waste of time.

>>17167212
What is this? Salad fingers wanting to kill himself?

my spoon is too big

Hello there young child, I'm here to inquire about your spooooooooooooooooooons

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>>17167205
Well I'm still working on getting out of my ex-soviet shithole so you are way ahead of me, keep it up Anon.

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>>17167205
ACHTUNG JUDEN! GEHEN SIE IN DAS BRAUSEBAD!

There's a couple of thing I didn't understand in your post mate.

>living overseas, middle class, earning more than the average graduate despite not having any qualifications
>family can't afford an education for me and my sister
It sounds like you're doing okay financially, could you not bankroll your own education? What about paying for or at least contributing towards your sister's too? I know it's not the most exciting thing to spend your hard earned cash on however it doesn't sound like you havee any other option. Part of being a man is being a capable provider when it's needed, and being able to stand up and say "I didn't cause this problem but I'm going to take the responsibility of fixing it" and then just getting on with it without complaining.

>step-dad has gone through countless failed business-startups. overqualified for low-paid jobs, underqualified for high-paid jobs
You sound like a reasonably smart guy and you seem to be switched on. What about ging in to a joint venture with him, with a mind to you stopping him from screwing it up this time? Might work out well for both of you.

>no passport. no residency visa.
>need to go back to my country
>would get in trouble here, in trouble if I go back
I guess this means that whatever country you're working overseas in that you're not actually allowed to be there, right?

>>17167323
The story of a bit of a tl;dr version so I apologize if things seem confusing. We are middle class but with our heads just above the water. Enough to sustain ourselves but not enough to afford more expensive things like college, holidays or a second car.

>I know it's not the most exciting thing to spend your hard earned cash on however it doesn't sound like you have any other option.
Definitely, man. I help out as much as I can with shopping, expenses, rent, etc but it isn't much. My salary is slightly above our rent and with our daily expenses, saving isn't easy. I'm learning programming to invest into my skillset and perhaps think of ways I could make money on the side in the near future.

>What about going in to a joint venture with him?
I wouldn't be of much help there due to time & my inexperience in the field he's in. He tends to jump from one project to another. I really feel bad for him as many of the projects have toppled & he's been screwed over by partners many times. He says things are going well at the moment but I really don't know. He gets excited about new ventures very quickly, and sounds confident about what's to come. Things are really unstable, and I just want him to find some sort of ground to stand on.

>you're not actually allowed to be there, right?
To simplify things, I could get my passport if I managed to get back inside my country safely. I could then apply for a passport and come back here on a student visa. Bribery is very common both here and in my country so the only thing I need enough money.