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Was the phone on?

Did the bath tub have anything other than water?

If so. Yeah your fucked.

It shorted out.

Try taking it to a cell repair shop. They may be able to bring it back. Maybe

I dropped my phone in the sea. And in a bathtub. And in the sink. Many times.
I feel somewhat experienced.

Leave it in the bag of dry rice for a while, at least 24 hours. It always worked for me. Don't touch it, don't try to charge it.

>>17167735

rice should have been the first thing you did. the thing about air drying is that its drying on the fucking tech, and while doing that its absorbing whatever it can. put it in rice asap next time. that being said, when this happens you can never truly save it. you just make it useable long enough to get a new phone at best.

time to invest in a new phone

So my question is, do I commit sudoku or waste about 25% of my free time talking to a fucking rabid cunt?

If you're even asking questions like "should I be a prick to her?" about your therapist, you should take Shia's advice there and fucking kill yourself. She's not the one giving you this ultimatum, you rectal disaster.

You probably do have something wrong with you. Not because you smoke weed. I'm not even saying you need meds, but therapy would probably be good for you. It can help a lot of people.

I felt "satisfied" with my life for years but had a lot of pain and frustration about what I though were other things. Eventually realized on my own what the problem was and went to therapy for a little help getting over it.

You're making this about weed, but I doubt that is the full extent of your parent's concerns. Sounds like you're dependent on them for room/board and college? It's natural for them to be concerned, both as people who love you AND as people bearing your financial responsibility, about how you behave.

So grow the fuck up, go to therapy, and take it seriously.

Or just go to r9k and never take responsibility for yourself again.

>>17167711

Therapists want to help people. I've had some who were insensitive, and I've had some who were too touchy-feely to actually get anything done, but a good therapist is indispensable for a thinking person trying to navigate a dumbass world. They exist to make your existence less painful. Sometimes that means helping you compromise in ways that seem like total bullshit, but in the long run it's all about minimizing your suffering.

Why call someone like that a rabid cunt?

srs, if you lived less than 8 hrs away I'd fight you

Also just spent the last hour or so lying on fucking dead leaves whimpering like an animal. Basically, I know my main post might have been weird and long winded but I wanna know if anyone else has been in an awful headspace like this and how they dealt with it. Ty

>>17167696
You apologize and say you weren't being yourself.

It's funny because I did something similar when I got super hammered on my pals 18th, then groped and chased his gf around his house.

That friendship ultimately didn't survive, but for other reasons.
Anyway just go say you're fucking sorry.

>>17167714
explain your situation to the ones involved, apologize like a motherfucker and try to set things right

>>17167646
I go to globallens.com. It's Canadian, so it's legit.

>>17167674
They don't ask for your prescription or doctors name?

In the usa. It is illegal to sell contacts to someone with an expired script.

They are medical devices and need a script.

I suggest if your in desperate need. Goto an optometrist with a sob story for a trial pair.

A lens fitting isnt that expensive. I did mine with out insurance for $100

>>17167630
Try to say whatever you want to say in your head before you say it out loud. The full sentence. Then think about how the person you're talking to is going to respond to that. If the response is going to be something like "oh.", or if you say it in your head and it sounds fucking dumb, then don't say it out loud.

You probably have to just slow down and think about whether the thing you're going to say is worth it. Just take it slow and think before you spew meaningless faff all over somebody.

Before talking, think about wether what you are saying contributes anything to the conversation or wants to be heard.

Also, That pic always bothered me when growing up. I wasn't raised properly and I only caught on pretty late when everyone would give me weird looks when I started telling them how I wasn't feeling great and being kind of open to everyone about my problens because I thought they were asking honestly. Still bothers me because I still think people are really cold.

>>17167644
>>17167651

I'm not arguing that these aren't good bits of advice, and thanks. Really planning what to say would help me a lot.

It's just kinda tough because if I think about it there isn't much that IS worth saying. I've maybe had 5-8 conversations in my life that I felt really engaged in. It's kinda easy for me to go on and on when the other person's speech seems equally fucking stupid to me. I get that I'm the one in the wrong, but man...conversation is generally pretty shit. Wish I just didn't have the urge to have it.

>asking if loli is strange on a mongolian pedo club board

>>17167607

nope. i like shoota and its cuz im part pedo.

one thing to consider is that more people are 'part pedo' then you think. it isnt really its own sexuality.

i like young boys. but i also like guys my age. a lot. i also like guys older than me. i just like guys. and nature doesn't have a magic switch that says 'stop liking them when they are XX age' in your brain.

especially in terms of men where the development isn't all that different. as opposed to women wiht the boobage.

as you can imagine most of these people dont ever actually assault a child. its simply not convenient when adult pussy is so abundant. i wouldnt even worry about them with your own kids.

when i visit my nephews and nieces i never once pop a boner, eve nthough they are admittedly attractive. but its just like meeting any guy, i dont pop a boner due to interaction with every single guy i see. same way a beast person wont get horny just seeing a dog walk by.

you gotta remember that being part pedo doesn't make someone hypersexual. if his porn is diverse, i wouldnt worry about it. if you find hes exclusively into loli for long periods of time, you might want to make a break for it.

>>17167607
I hope you don't think what you posted qualifies as loli porn. If you're willing to take this from a guy who also looks at loli porn sometimes: I'm not at all attracted to children. If he doesn't look at loli porn exclusively, I wouldn't worry about it.

I don't really understand how'd you got yourself into this situation but just go there, explain how you explained here and take the bills with you.

You're some rich-ass motherfucker that you can afford 1500 bucks for tutors tho...damn.

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pic related is all you will need to say

>>17167612
im offended that my school had no faith in me

>>17167665
thanks, i appreciate it!

>>17167595
>men who use
*men who use scented wipes in their ass

>>17167595
Start by secretly ruining his shit one-by-one. N64 game layong about? Chucked! Pokemon cutout still in fridge? Soak it with water until it disintegrates. Diet is gross? Tamper with food.

He confronts you? Intimidate him then tell him to bring his girl around so you can teach her what a real man can do to her.

You sound like an asshole.

I'm not saying this guy isn't hard to live with, I believe you.

I just don't think pokemon toys and dude wipes are that big of a deal. I'm a reasonably well adjusted chick, and I wouldn't really care about those things. Theres not such a big distinction between kids stuff and adult stuff these days, so for me an adult guy having some nerdy shit like pokemon isn't much weirder than car models or some other crap I don't give a fuck about. And the wipes? I know a lot of people who use them. I use them too. I think the DUDE WIPESSSS are funny because men who require manly shit are just as bad as women who need pink tools. But still...wouldn't really be a big deal to me.

In fact, a guy having ass wipes would be less off-putting to me than a guy who is so insecure he has to point out that they're his roommate's, not his.

TL;DR You're a douche, but you deserve a roommate you get along with. Go find one.

Yes.

>>17167584

id let it go. something isn't beautiful because it lasts. you had a nice time and it felt great and hopefully it gave you the kick in the pants you need to apply this sort of thing to meeting real people. but she explicitly stated she isnt really into you. you were essentially a convenient way to stroke her ego. a date where she didnt have to do anything.

lets work on getting you to go outside.

if you want it to work out you have to work for that, so I suggest you just ask her out and be honest in asking. Tell her you are intrigued by her and that you felt there was a connection in the past so you'd like to make that connection a reality and try to when you meet her. If it still feels uncomfortable and forced on the date, well some things can't be forced but there's many other women you'll meet and can ask out in the future

My only recommendation is
>don't

You will be a regular smoker in no time. Keep bumming from friends now and then.

>>17167589
its been a while sense I've done it

>>17167579
Camel crushes

Seriously, could it just be a crazy coincidence or can the lower rumble of a mower actually make someone physically sick.

People can be influenced by some EM wavelengths, and sound waves can sometimes screw with vision, etc, but you'd have to be in just the right place.

What you're describing sounds more like it's all in your head. Sorry!

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Some forms of epilepsy can be triggered by sounds.

Go to the hardware store and get the best pair of ear protectors you can find, or get a nice pair of noise-cancelling headphones for your mp3 player.

Plenty of other people out there, dog

1.Roids
2.Plastic Surgery
3.Another personality
4.?????
5.PROFIT!

>>17167551
>ferrari italia
sure thing champ

>>17167506
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For real though, seek professional help. Drug abuse isn't a long term solution to your problems.

>>17167506
Im in the US and have similar problem I drink every evening alone and ponder on my problems and figure out solutions and go to sleep hopeful only to wake up to the same sad reality

>>17167506
Get research chemicals. Maybe a lysergamide.

Bump?

>>17167497

dont. its not a fucking meme. if it was just like pot then we'd all be doing it. but theres a reason when you see someone doing meth its an ugly homeless nothing. its literally poison. look up what its made of. its not some herb that just grows. the high you get comes from it killing you.

tried having sex with a guy who was into meth. looked fine on the surface. a little weird around the face, but stil lattractive.

he couldnt get an erection since he wasnt on drugs, and when he tried he had to tighten his body, which tightened the skin on his face, and made him look like a fucking skull. it was terrifying. fuck being open minded.

>>17167601
I know a few people older people in 50's that actually look normal and own business and work and shit they don't seem spun out BUT I know they are using I just don't know how to be that type of guy instead of a homeless thief with no teeefs

>>17167481
sounds pretty normal to think about past relationships when your curent one is succesful

>>17167499
>>17167499

>sounds pretty normal to think about past relationships

No. No it doesn't.

>>17167503
Sure it does. You can have memories of your past. That's completely normal, and relationships just so happen to be a part of your life.

What isn't normal is compartmentalizing things and forgetting about them. This is actually a terrible thing to do because one day they might suddenly resurface. It's a matter of how much you let those memories effect you.

I still remember everything from my first serious relationship over 10 years ago. We were together for 2 1/2 years. Since then I've dated 5 other girls in relationships that lasted anywhere from 1-2 years.

Thinking you should, and can, just forget about everything in your past is asinine.