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I've been dating my ex for a month and some days now and I'm not sure if I should continue. A friend of hers had plans to move into an apartment together before I came along and they are moving together in a few days. This friend of hers has a huge crush on her but she says he's in the friend zone. Here's the problem, she lied to me about where she was moving, she told me she was moving into her brother's house and I wouldn't be able to stay at her brother's place because he wouldn't be comfortable with a guy their with his wife. He works out of town or something. She told me she lied because she didn't know how'd I react to her moving in with her friend. Honestly I know I'm over reacting but I don't enjoy being lied to. She's cheated on me in the past but we were like 15 when that happened. We are both adults now. I don't really know if I should get over it or just end the relationship
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What the fuck dude
NO!
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>>17173759
No what?
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>>17173765
This kind of bullshit DOES NOT fly, what the hell
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Will my reading speed naturally increase if I just read often? Or do I need to go out of my way to look up the methods of reading faster?
Finding it hard to concertrate too long on reading unless I'm on the bike at the gym. Any advice?
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I wish had the ability to concentrate on reading while exercising.
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Why do you want to increase your reading speed?
There are speed reading techniques but they can often come at the cost of retention rate.
If you read enough, you will natural get faster to a point, but everyone has their own natural reading cadence (personally, I read really fast, but if you fuck with my cadence, I can't read at all... which is why it really screws me over when author's try and fuck with vernacular--fuck ebonics -.-)
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>Literally listen to audiobooks at max speed.
I'm starting a YouTube channel and I want big ratings fast so I'm trying to talk about controversial hot button topics such as racism, gay/tranny, sex, sexism and porn. What I want to do is post videos that will reveal the real names of popular female porn actresses. There is a site called "porn wiki leaks" that revealed this information but it's kind of hard to find. I'm sure I can get big ratings off this easier to find content. I plan on doing 1 vid per porn star. My problem is could they suspend or delete my videos for parroting previously revealed public knowledge? Could I get sued? I just want to get rich fast without problems.
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You've assumed people care about the real names of porn stars though.
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>>17173630
This. Especially if it's already on some website somewhere. People who care will already have looked it up. No one's going to give a fuck unless you have some knowledge that they can't find elsewhere
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>>17173630
Allot of men watch porn so yes I think I'm correct in that assumption especially concerning the likes of Alexis Texas, Asa Akira, Flower Tucci, Taryn Thomas and Tara Patrick
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I am from a small city in southern Europe and the average person here cannot speak English fluently. Will I leave an impression on the Anglo customers at my company/Anglo coworkers visiting my city because of their jobs if I speak English fluently?
Just a question I am asking out of curiosity. (I know it's nothing major)
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>>17173574
so you're Italian. Yes, of course it's a good impression.
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>>17173580
No I live in Spain
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>>17173574
Since English speakers are generally not fluent in other languages, they will be grateful for the help. (But find some subtle way, without insulting them, of making it clear you are offering them this courtesy, so they don't take you for granted.)
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how does one deal with a bad body odor that they themselves can't smell and that doesn't have an obvious reason for being there?
I shower twice a day, shampoo and condition hair weekly, I brush my teeth twice daily, I wash my clothes weekly, I wash my sheets and covers fortnightly, mediocre diet but drink plenty of water. Tried various deodorants and antiperspirants, and on top of all this it is currently winter here so I'm not even sweating. Doesn't seem to matter how clean I am or what I try, I'm getting the impression I smell bad, if not being outright told this, yet I can't smell a damn thing on me. Seems to have only popped up within the last year.
It's embarrassing as fuck. What do?
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>>17173551
If your Indian, kill your self because it's not going to go away. All Indians stink like fucking shit even when they do shower and take care of themselves. If not, it may be your
House. I don't know. Fuck you Nigger.
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>>17173576
chill, I'm a white Australian. This is a recent problem.
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>>17173551
As embarrassing as it might be, talk to a doctor. There could be a medical cause for it.
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Good first dates ideas? 2016-05-23 09:46:18 Post No.17173525
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>>17173525
NOT a movie, because for all practical purposes you're separate.
Something that encourages conversation: dinner, a walk in the park, museum, tea shoppe, etc.
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>>17173525
mcdonalds
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A local event is usually exciting
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How do you get yourself a qt3.14 in high school? I go to a school with like 70% girls, and everyone are posh as fuck and have the party>future attitude. How do I get a gud gurl in this environment?
>inb4 underage b&, am 18
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Patience, I waited 8 months and now I got myself a qt 3.14 petite gf who's literally perfect. Also try looking outside your school, gym, clubs ect
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>>17173500
what did you do to get qt3.14 waiting sounds not very effective
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I dont haved a girl in highschool. Wait on college, when they gonna actually hate herselfs for fucking with bunch of guys due to drugs addiction on high school
>have son who's 5
>he vomited all over the place this night
>as soon as i could in the morning, i started to contact people who could possibly take care of him because i have to go to work and he can't go to kindergarden like that
>everyone already has appointments or is away
>text boss asap to let him know i'm working on it and might not be able to make it
>report back after 20 mins that the remaining people can't make it either and that i have to stay home for the day but have a solution for tomorrow
>he texts me later that "this situation is extremely unsatisfying for our company"
i'm so bummed. I get that it's not neat. I tried my best to find a solution. Am i in the wrong to feel like this guilttripping was very unasked for?
How do i handle this? Ignore or bring it up?
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You are never going to be wrong for staying home to take care of your five year old son. But I don't think you should say anything to your boss unless they become more ridiculous about it.
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It has already happened that they called me to make sure i'm not "going on vacation and say i have to take care of him", when i couldn't attend a meeting. I feel really unapprecciated and put on the spot right now. I'm seriously considering to quit, cause it WILL happen again in the future that i have to look after him and i don't need them to question my intentions like that. It seems very rude
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>>17173471
what a cunt of a boss. and that passive-aggressive wording. i just want to kick that faggot in the teeth.
Hey /adv/
I've had these red marks around my adonis belt for a couple months now; at first I figured they were zits and didn't pay much attention to it, but they don't go away and can't be popped either
can't take a pic rn, but this is sorta what it looks like
Anybody have an idea what the fuck those are, how to get rid of them and how to prevent them in the future
I bicycle alot and sit with my legs at a very acute angle, could it be because of that? (the pressure on that area or idk what)
or from too tight pants?
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>>17173465
Shingles?
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I have something similiar from shaving with razor.
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It's lupus
Please seek out medical care from a professional asap
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Porn has completely skewed my views of sex and sexuality. How do I fix this
>Stop watching porn
Easier said than done, though I'm trying. I fap at least every few days but I'm not sure if that's because of porn addiction or because of my sex drive. Either way I'm having difficulty finding something to fap to. I tried going to /s/ to find 'normal' porn but it just degraded into the usual caustic shit I look at.
>Get laid
I haven't had sex in years, I'm not just suddenly going to 'get laid.'
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Stop watching porn. Challenge yourself to only fap to your mind.
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>>17173463
Fall in love.
Find yourself in a situation where you are seriously more committed to her sexual pleasure than your own.
It's a life-changing revelation and will completely displace porn's distorted picture.
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To ease off porn, try seeking the type of porn with some sort of meaningful romantic narrative, so generally not porn. Probably try sifting through sex scenes in movies, it's generally more tasteful. Blue is the warmest colour is solid fapping material, and is somewhat romantic
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ive been on 3 dates and every date always goes like this
we walk around, get food and talk
we dont build like amazing rapport but its a conversation for a hour or two
and then its just like WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO
THE GIRL ISNT GIVING ME ANY VIBES WHATSOEVER
SHE JUST FOLLOWS ME AROUND AND SAYS LITTLE THINGS OR ASKS LITTLE QUESTIONS
MOSTLY AWKWARD SILENCE
I CANT AND DONT WANT TO FLIRT WITH HER BECAUSE SHE GIVES ME ZERO VIBES OF ATTRACTION AND IF I FLIRTED IT WOULD BE SO FUCKING FORCED
THIS DOESNT MAKE SENSE
ONE OF THE GIRLS I MET ON TINDER
A SECOND GIRL WAS A QT WHO SHOWED IMMENSE ATTRACTION UNTIL WE ACTUALLY MET UP
THE THIRD GIRL I KNEW FAIRLY WELL AND ACTUALLY INVITED ME ON THE FUCKING DATE AND SET IT UP
YET SHE TOO SHOWED ZERO ATTRACTION FROM THE GET GO
THEY DONT TRY TO GET AWAY AND THEY TRY TO MAKE THE DATE LAST AS LONG AS POSSIBLE
BUT WHAT THE FUCK DO THEY WANT FROM ME
THIS IS A TWO PERSON THING
WHAT AM I DOING WRONG
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Ur just ugly OP
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They want you to escalate the situation you stupid nigger.
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>ONE OF THE GIRLS I MET ON TINDER
>A SECOND GIRL WAS A QT WHO SHOWED IMMENSE ATTRACTION UNTIL WE ACTUALLY MET UP
>THE THIRD GIRL I KNEW FAIRLY WELL AND ACTUALLY INVITED ME ON THE FUCKING DATE AND SET IT UP
It's quite normal for people to be nervous for a date. You don't just randomly start flirting with them, just transition into it.
You are expecting it to be a two person thing, but at the same time you expect them to show attraction before you will flirt with them.
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Thoughts on being friends with an ex?
My ex is crying to be and saying she's all miserable because I won't talk to her and be her friend. She's the one who dumped me. I told her many times I don't see her as a friend and that i don't want to be her friend, and she just keeps saying she doesn't understand. This has been a thing for a while now. She calls me selfish. We did start off as best friends before dating. The period of dating we had was very shitty and didn't work. But I had/still have feelings and I don't want to be friends with someone I love.
/adv/ what say you? Selfish? IMO I'm just looking out for myself. I don't see her as a friend. More like someone I'd date.
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I get trought the same shit but I was lucky she moved away so lost of contact help me to not stay in touch with her.
Just ignore her, she cant force you into friendship and every girl have another at least 2 guys who want to fuck her so she got some support anyway.
If you still love her dont mind that. My teenage love moved away after two years, I cant do shit about it and i was crushed.
After year I dont even know if she is still alive and I dont care anyway go cath a drink with a friends, talk to another girl and I promise you forget her after some time if you stop talking and meeting her.
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>>17173400
She's being selfish there. Just ignore and get on with life.
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Fuck her and turn her into your cocksleeve
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Hey /adv
What's the best hand wart cure?
I had the buggers before but since then I've always washed my hands twice a day and they haven't come back.. until now!
Halp plz
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>>17173372
Smother it with duct tape for a few weeks.
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>>17173381
yeah i guess i could try this! I've had them surgically removed in the past but i just can't afford that at the moment. It's £200 a per session!
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compound w under a bandaid worked and it was awesome when it popped off in a big ass gross chunk
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I have a huge crush on a girl i know. Every time i see her it feels like she's just punched right fist right through mu chest and crushed my heart in her fist. I used to think that this is love, but /adv/ has informed me that this is only infatuation and not love.
So i ask, what does love feel like? How would i know love? Is it possible to have romantic love without infatuation?
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"Love" is just a concept created to sell products. Its all just different levels of chems firing off in your brain. What you felt is just as much "love" as any husband and wife. The only difference is that they've been "loving" each-other for a long period of time.
If you are able to date that girl and then maintain those feelings for a long time then thats "love".
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>>17173365
Wow. I just re-read my own post. I should maybe go to bed, because my spelling is atrocious.
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>>17173365
>"Love" is just a concept created to sell products. Its all just different levels of chems firing off in your brain.
>fedora tipping intensifies
When I look at my wife of 13 years sitting there reading, I know I love her. I don't feel a punch in the chest when she walks into the room or whatever, but I would die for her, because I know she would for me. I would do anything to protect her and I try to do my best to make her happy. She does the same for me. She's strong when I'm weak and picks me up when I fall, just as I do for her. We're a team and standing back to back it's us against the world.
I know it'll sound strange or silly to a lot of you you in your early 20's and you'll start spouting your memes. If it does sound strange it's only because you haven't experienced it.
>inb4 lol cuck
I'm not a cuck if she feels the same, if not more intensely. That's what we've come to know as love.
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The cop told me I had to apear on the 28th and I didn't even take the time too look at the citation till the 22nd and the court date was ment for the 18th so now I have a Warrent for my arrest what do I do?? I am soft like a cookie I won't make it in jail! I break easy ): seriously what do I do. advice needed
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>>17173363
Go to the station and pay the fine.
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>>17173399
will I be arrested?
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>>17173363
Lawyer up, go from there.