>download tinder
>add a couple pictures of me smiling and a short bio
>start swiping
>five minutes later
>"you matched with Jill!"
>"you matched with Ashley!"
>"you matched with Stacey!"
>"you matched with Kim!"
>"you matched with SarahWendyJessicaSamanthaCindyCarlaAllisonElizabethBethanyEliseVirginiaKatieRisaLisa"
>I'm a virgin
Fuck what do I do
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Pick your favorite I guess lol.
Mind you though, I don't use tinder and I heard there's fake profiles.
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If any of them got bios or interesting stuff going on in their photos, say something clever in a way that shows interest, but not in a way that seems desperate (never write right after you match. Wait a minimum of 15 minutes during night game and 45 minutes during day game - I just made those numbers up because intuition.)
If no bio, ask questions that make her reveal something or other about herself so you got at least one anchor point.
Depending on your game/her resistance, you should try and move the convo over to sms, snapchat or whatever - something that means you won't just lose her when she decides to unmatch you. And depending in the convo, test for reactions to slightly sexual content.
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They're sending me their numbers
Dude dude dude dude
Is it abnormal to be straight and dislike the idea of having relationships/sex with the opposite sex?
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Does it matter?
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>>17175309
>straight and dislike the idea of having relationships
Arguably normal, or at least common.
>straight and dislike sex with the opposite sex
Sounds abnormal but you may need to expand on why you consider yourself straight but dislike sex.
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Not really. I'm vegan but hate vegetables.
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What to do with my life.. 2016-05-23 21:11:54 Post No.17175197
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What to do with my life..
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I feel like I'm stranded on an island. I just finished 4 years at uni and I'm now sitting around home literally just applying to grad programs and finding internships and other jobs. Other than that, I just play video games most of the afternoon and watch TV and browse the Web. Are there any ways I can get ahead of the game besides lazing around all day? I feel like I'm just bored and finished with life already and I don't even have a girlfriend which makes the situation a bit more depressing. How can I remedy myself? I wanna do something interesting to make people more attracted to me and stuff and I just wanna be active a bit to avoid the struggle of not knowing what comes next on my checklist.
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Try getting a job or volunteering.
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>>17175197
Go for a run and get a nice sweat going. That'll give you some relief for a while.
Simple truth is that your feelings dont always tell you the truth. Does your objective mind tell you you're doing everything necessary? You may well be doing so.
So go for a run, it WILL give you some relief, promise.
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>>17175219
Yeah I'm trying my best to find something to do. Otherwise, I just hope I don't end up job hunting for the rest of the year.
>on date
>it goes well
>'that' moment comes up where I either kiss her or I don't
>I don't
>tfw
Why am I such a fucking autist when it comes to girls
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>>17175187
Don't be so hard on yourself. You're not perfect, and just as a doctor doesn't fret over a man blabbering with fever, neither should you fret when you succumb to your irrational fears and second-guessing. You're a sick man and need to show yourself some compassion.
I for one am impressed you're actually dating, good on ya!
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>>17175187
Are you a loner anon? Don't have a lot of female interaction?
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I've been told not kissing on the first date is not a big deal and not necessarily bad. You will have other chances, I wish you the best of luck. I wish I had advice for this but I don't, sorry.
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>always thinking about sex
>constantly downloading porn
>masturbate 4+ times a day
>always feel slightly horny because of this
I've been like this for years. My question is how do I stop thinking about boobs all the damn time because this clearly isn't healthy.
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>>17175178
Have you ever looked at saggy tits on young girls? Maybe that'll put you off
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>>17175178
How old are you?
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>>17175224
I'm 19.
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How do you change how hiu generally trust people?
>I've been royally fucked by a lot of people who I gave my everything.
>Now I have trust issues
>Im realizing that only after 3 years into my relationship that I can't trust my girlfriend because she has made ~20 white lies the whole time
>I really want to be able to trust her, but I've had 5-10 years of people fucking my trust
>I've been trying so hard to reverse this as my gf is trust worthy and my everything
How do you finally trust someone if you have problems with others in the past and trust issues in general? There are just a few things I remember in our relationship that really fucked over my trust for her, but they should be healed by now.
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>>17175101
Tell me if you ever figure it out
I never talk about feelings and i never opened up
After i did a girl cheated on me and destroyed that little part of trust i ever developed so yeah
Now people need to bring a siege host with a couple of battering rams
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>>17175157
same. the worst thing is, its hard for me to lie too. and the girl i was with before my girlfriend was the most innocent and cute thing ever. she was portrayed to everyone as this girl who had nothing wrong with her. lol, trust issues are ruining my relationship. (or are they? maybe its saving my relationship) along with me being a severe overthinker.
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>>17175157
I'm openly expressing that I don't trust her, and that im trying very hard to. But how does one open up after such a shit past with people.
I'm always mad at my boyfriend ...
I HATE feeling like a bitch who just nags and stuff. that is not my personality at all or how I want to be perceived by anyone. I am a nice person and selfless, unlike other people my age I'm not really selfish and only care about my happiness/goals/whatever, I'd never stomp on other people to get what I want or use anyone. but being with my bf I feel like I nag, am mad a lot, and I guess could be called bitchy.
I hate being like this. Instead of nagging him wheneve I'm mad, ive tried to not say anything but then I can't stop myself from acting weird still like I'll be super quiet and stuff. so it's either be quiet or talk about it and get in a fight. I don't mind talking about stuff but when I talk about why I'm upset he turns it into figjht, when all I try to do is communicate with him.
I don't know if I just hold him to too high standards, and I'm let down a lot and that's why I'm mad? it's really putting a big space in between our relationship because over the past two or more weeks, whenever we see each other we either fight the whole time, fight on and off, or get in at least one fight.
I love him so much but I feel like he just does so much stupid things which results in me getting mad and us getting in fights.
should I try to care less, expect less of him? I really don't wanna break up with him. but I feel like he just tries less hard in our relationship, puts in little effort, and doesn't really make me feel special and loved anymore as much as he used to. I probably require more love/assurance than most people but that's just how I am, I wnana be in a relationship where I feel wanted, loved, and respected...
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If yoy made it very clear that what he's doing is an issue and he makes no attempt to curve his behavior you need to let his ass go. Don't lower your standards because he isn't willing to meet them.
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i act the exact same way he does in the relationship, i put in less effort and i don't make my s/o feel as "special" anymore. I don't know about him but i act like that because i kind of want to be single and not be in a relationship anymore but i love my girlfriend so i'll stay with her unless she breaksup with me. I do put in effort but it's not as much as i used to.
Hope this helps.
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>>17175169
I feel sorry for your girlfriend.
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I was going to post this elsewhere, but i know /adv/ is one of the more serious boards for asking questions like this.
So I know this waitress, she noticed I had a metal tag on my key chain that said "FUCK", which was literately the fuck I don't give.
She asked if she could have it, I told her no because I don't give a fuck. She asked if i could make her one with her name on it i said sure.
Made it for her, and then left it and the one that said FUCK on it with my tip the next time i was there.
A few weeks later she asked if i could make her another, and i asked what she wanted on it, she said "I don't know, surprise me" and walked off. I sent her a message on FB asking what she wanted on it because i was getting ready to make them, she said
>"I want it to say whatever you want it to say"
I like this girl, she probably knows that, but i don't know her too well, nothing beyond a bunch of random ass snippets of her life, not well enough to have any idea as to what to put on this tag. I made one that says "I don't know" on one side and "surprise me" on the other, but i feel as if i should make her one that isn't me being a sarcastic asshole.
I have no clue what to put on it, my friend said put "Please" on one side and "Fuck me" on the other, which to be fair, would be hilarious, but is not really how i go about things.
That was a lot longer then i planned it to be, but i felt it needed a back story.
>Tl;dr: I need 1-3 words to put on a keychain for a hella cute girl.
>Pic unrelated.
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"Wanna go out?"
2 birds 1 stone faggot
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>>17175113
That is a consideration, and I do want a date with her, but probably only one date. Only because I've liked her for as long as I've known her and i feel as if I should give it a shot, but on the other hand she partys a lot, drugs and drinking and whatnot, whereas I don't, so long term probably wouldn't work out.
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Some suggestions:
YOLO
Live Life
You are you
What up!
Stop looking
Mellow
THC
Hit me up
RTFM
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Before you post a question, check here to see if it's already been answered
Keep your questions short for more answers.
And please no derailing arguments.
FAQ:
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
>Is my body part big/small enough?
>Am I short/tall enough?
>Would you date a virgin?
><random insecurity>
Some do, some don't. Preferences differ, but complexes are always a turn-off.
>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Get over it by practicing and exposing yourself to it, little by little, step by step. There is no single magical moment that will instantly change you forever. It takes hard work, time, and effort.
>I like someone. What do I do?
Ask them out.
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out. This is something that cannot be explained. You either have learned to intuit this or you have not. If you have not, the only way to learn is experience--there are no shortcuts. So it comes back to: Just ask them out.
>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online. Don't complain that this isn't helpful; stupid questions deserve answers like this.
>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. Stop overthinking it.
Alternative answer: we don't fucking know.
>XYZ happened. Interpret this for me please
We're not in their head, we don't fucking know. No amount of your walls of text will fix that.
>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing
>Someone has made it abundantly clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No
>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>
>Brandon, that one guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships and fart guy
Fuck off
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Girls: If a guy has a crush on you, you are not really attracted to him, and he suddenly has cancer, would you have sex with him?
I don't have cancer or anything, just wondering.
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>>17174969
uhm, no. why would i?
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>>17174969
I don't pity-fuck people, so no.
I have finals next week.
My girlfriend's birthday is this week.
She wants to go to Disneyland, which is about 4 hours away from us.
She only wants to go on her birthday and doesn't want to go a week after finals because it wont be special because its "not her birth day"
I don't know what to do. I feel bad that last week I told her that we can go there but I don't feel like I have a handle on my finals (I'm taking 4 classes. 2 extremely hard, and 2 easy). I thought I had a handle, but recently I've been proved otherwise.
What do I do? Do we not go? She acts like her birthday will be boring and she'll be sad if we don't go to that one place.
She said she understands but she is obviously upset.
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>>17174935
If your girlfriend doesn't put your finals over her birthday party, she's quite a bitch.
She can go there with her friends and you two can do something special some other day, after the finals are done.
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Don't be stupid, you come first before your girl. Get your fucking future together before trying to please someone who's only going to be in your life for a short while.
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>>17174941
She's sad because she feels like she probably won't do anything on her birthday and her friends probably won't go that day.
I told her I'll make it up to her but she just feels like she wasted her birthday.
The only thing I'm not okay with is the drive. It's a 4 hour commute there and back. Meaning that if we want to spend a whole day at disneyland, we gotta stay at a hotel the night before.
That's two whole days of studying I'm missing out on.
I told her I'll take her out somewhere nice but she just feels bad and doesn't want to do ANYTHING but go to Disneyland and if she can't go, she won't do anything because "nothing will be as good as Disneyland"
We probably won't go to Disneyland but I still want to do something for her on her birthday but she's not having it.
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How to deconstruct morality?
I want to be able to be kind and chamaleonic, but I don't want to suffer because of my moral codes. It's so stuck on me...
I'm not asking for help about just being better with myself. I just want to change, don't want a way back.
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>>17174859
Don't deconstruct or whatever. There is immense joy in setting standards for yourself and living up to them. Not the joy of victory or acquisition, but of serenity and being fully OK in any moment.
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>>17174888
I can't really see that point; but I'm not totally sure why I'm convinced about doing this. I may think my life would be easier without some obstacles and doing things that in any other way, I would feel guilty of.
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>>17174859
the rules of moral codes are generic.
for instance 'thou shalt not kill'. but there are plenty of laws and even instances in the bible that say it is okay to kill in sthat circumstance.
and realistically it is. you dont deconstruct morality. you simply live by the following
>do your best to enjoy life without hurting others. Take everything that happens case by case.
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What medication does /adv/ recommend for anxiety?
I have too much anxiety and I'm depressed but I believe the anxiety is the main cause for my poor health.
My only rule is no antidepressants such as Prozac. They don't work enough and and change you too much.
Please help.
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>>17174839
Ativan helps but for the short run. It's a Benzo so it can be very addicting and you can build up tolerance to it. Therapy/Group therapy to change your thought process.
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>>17174839
Wondering myself.
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>>17174867
Would it be bad to take Ativan with any sleep meds?
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I was considering adopting a child, but only after the the younger years where they demand so much time/attention/effort as I still want to have a life
But then the kid won't be as attached to you, right?
I'm wondering whether to get a younger child or maybe a preteen
Advice?
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>>17174806
FUCKING BLUE BOARD.
Fucking newfags. Enjoy the Ban.
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>>17174806
Adopting child is a ~1 year war with bureaucracy where you lose your privacy (unless you enjoy strangers poking at your home, sexuality, job, psychology and stupid questions like why would you adopt a child). Also it is harder (some countries impossible) if you are single.
It is waaaaay easier to get your own child by old natural ways :-D
>I still want to have a life
I am not sure if you see a difference between pet and little human being. Because being GOOD parent requires a lot of things to do.
>won't be as attached to you
This depends on AGE and personality of such kid. But if you manage to snatch a kindergarten kid, it can see you as it's parent pretty easily. All you have to do is to care.
Just try to remember yourself, what are your first memories and what do they depict. Anything before that is unimportant: aka the kid will not care.
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>>17174846
It's censored dumbass
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Hello /adv/,
I'll make this short and sweet:
should I get my wisdom teeth removed a week or so before starting work and get the loopy recovery time out of the way, or should I get it done a month or so in, once I have dental insurance, and try to time it right so I don't miss too much work?
Two teeth are impacted and one is partial; without insurance it's going to cost me around 2100 big ones.
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Honestly the recovery time isn't very long, at least it wasn't for me. So I'd probably wait until you have insurance.
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A week should be fine for your recovery. It's mostly a few days after the surgery which are kind of painful.
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>>17174677
Do you NEED it removed?
I've heard dentists are jews and will take them out even if you don't need it done.
I have a lot of hard exams coming up and although I have studied a lot throughout the year, I still feel unprepared. I've gone over all the content but there's just so, so much of it I feel I won't be ready in time. I have 9 exams -- all bunched up one after the other.
Any tips on how to maximize memory and pick up information fast? Also how to reduce exam stress, I'm killing myself worrying about what I'll do if I don't get top grades.
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Relax and eat a lot of pizza abd you'll be fine
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>>17174605
Ireland?
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>>17174762
Naw, England.