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This guy on craigslist wants me to help him double team his wife. She's pretty decent looking, not huge tits but decent rack, nice looking ass.

Only thing is I'm worried that I'll have a hard time getting it up with another man there. I mean, I'm all for doubleteaming chicks, but if I don't find the guy attractive, it kills the mood for me. I think he's kind of ugly. I mean like, I'm nervous I'm gonna fuck up with that ugly ass dude there.

Should I just say fuck it and help this guy fuck his wife?
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I don't know, man.
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>>17198069
I mean if you want to do it, you can do it. Then again, if you don't want to do it, then you shouldn't do it.
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It's not like you'll see these people again if you fuck it up

So, I found out my friend (girl) is one of those feminazis.

Well not completely, but she spouts stuff like "objectification of women" and "society's unrealistic beauty standards" and even tried to correct me for saying I'd like man-cave. She says "what makes it a man cave? Girls like that stuff too. It should have a neutral name" etc. I mentioned what if it had a poster of a women. Would it be a man-cave then? "That's for losers. Are you a loser?" or something to that effect. Not a logical argument basically. So yeah...

I don't want to be mean, but I think the reason she has these feelings is because she's overweight, and feels society has oppressed her and crap. I have a feeling she doesn't like skinny girls.

What do you guys think?
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The fact that you point to her weight as the cause of her beliefs probably proves her point.
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To qualify as a feminazi you really need to have the super irrational beliefs like for e.g. men can rape you by looking at you etc... It sounds like she has the fairly moderate beliefs and it probably isn't a problem.
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>>17198056
But I have a sister who is the same. I'm seeing a pattern.

I mentioned something along the lines that skinny, petite girls are cute and my sister says "No, they're ugly".

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So i need help acquiring a wheel chair
You could say stealing, but where could i easily get one, help
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Stop stealing shit, Tyrone. No one is going to believe you're a cripple just because you want to roll around in a wheelchair.
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>>17197997
Dis nigga thinks he is just gonna wheel into the rap game like Drake
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>>17197997
You can make one. Get a lawn chair and a pair of bicycle wheels.

My gf, which I'm dating for almost 2 months now, said she doesn't want to have sex again until we are married.
I'm 21 years old, this is my first real relationship, and I don't want to get married until I'm done with college, have a job and a home, what it's not gonna happen in at least 4 years.
I think she's just trying to see if I love her. I said I do, but I don't really know about my feelings, since I'm inexperienced, and cautious about this kind of thing. I don't know if I want to spend my entire life with her, but I don't want to break up with her either.
And I certainly want to keep having sex in these 4 years to come
What the fuck do I do?
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>>17197944
Tell her you have needs.

Get her drunk

Break up

No sex until married

Wait pathetically until she feels like having sex. She'll either get horny too and cave in or cheat on you, while expecting you to be faithful (yes they are that crazy)

Those are your options.

Id try the first three in that order
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Ugh. The shit test. I know you love her and everything, but bitches who pull this classic bait and switch out of nothing more than insecurity are bad news.
She is never going to get less crazy. Dump her and save yourself a few years worth of mind games.
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>21

My opinion is don't waste your youth, its prime-fucking time. Also you's have only been together 2 months and shes suggested this?

What I'd do:

If you really do like her and all that, stand up and get YOUR wants across as well. Ask her why? Is it religion? Why the sudden change of heart like?

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i want to fuck a nigger. Should i?
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>>17197917
there are so many more factors when deciding who to have sex with. Ignore race. do they have any stds? did you see the test results? are they worth the trouble?
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>>17197921
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>>17197917
Ew no. Niggers aren't even humans, it would be like banging a gorilla, stop.

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So I had sex with these 2 hot bitches that I introduced to my 2 friends and now they seem to be extremely pissed off and upset but are denying it.

The look on their faces the other night almost indicated that they wanted to kill me, what is wrong with them?
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They're obviously jelly.
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>>17197932
but why...both of them were not that hot
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>you're overthinking it
>they probably actually tried getting with them and you prevented that
>they're somehow connected with each other, cousins, sisters, friends, etc.
>your friends are peanut butter and jelly
>you're probably an obnoxious faggot and did something offensive that has nothing to do with any of this

Pick at least one

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how do I even transition back into normal human society

>no friends (not even acquantances)
>no social media
>no job
>no experience

feels impossible, anyone else climb out of the hole?
22, think last year I improved a bit, got one girl's number, then we just stopped talking.
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>>17197889
I'm like you except I have a professional career and coworkers which are acquaintances.

I can tell you that getting a job and/or aquaintances doesn't solve anything.
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>>17197948
it gives you respect, that's a big difference.
I live with my parents.
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>>17197889
Volunteer

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Okay this sounds like a post made up by someone to get a weird thrill off the idea but I promise you its a genuine question.

So I was on holiday with my girlfriend of 6 years and her family and the downstairs shower was taken and there was only one shower remaining so my girlfriends sister got in the shower with her.

Now In fairness it's a big shower not a small one but I found it shocking that they were okay taking a shower together not wearing a costume or anything 0.o

I asked my girlfriend shocked why she got in the shower did she not tell her to get out and she said it wasn't a big deal she had a shower with her sister before and there both girls it's nothing they haven't seen before they grew up together.

I have a sister and I'm not a girl so I don't understand the bond between two sisters and my family is very private with locks on ours doors.

Her family don't even have bathroom locks!

Is it normal and I'm just weirded out by it for no reason or like do you find it weird too 0.o.

P.s my girlfriend is 21 her sister is 25
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having no bathroom locks seems totally reasonable, but adult siblings showering together is incest
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>>17197877

Hey, if they wanna get weird, you should too.
After all "it's not a big deal, and it's nothing you haven't seen before".

If your relationship is going crazy and your having doubts, might as well end it in style...
Out-weird the incest sisters.
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So it's weird right? I mean I see where she's coming from as in nothing new to see and they probably got dressed ready for a night out before but a shower 0.o like that's too far 0.o

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My GPA in a Computation Engineer degree is 3.35.

This is enough to be accepted as a PhD student?
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For the top programs? No. But to be even accepted into the mediocre programs, you need to do well in many areas, like research and in specific core classes.

Perhaps, you can come out to work a few years and then decide to do a PhD? Having 5+ years experience in the field and doing well definitely says a lot more than 4 years in college.

Have you considered maybe doing a masters first then possibly the PhD?
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>>17197852

I am aware of it. My initial plan was to take a master and then a PhD. But my professors say that I could take a master or a PhD, either of them with a scholarship.
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phd is useless, get a master's

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What makes Tinder work well for a guy?

I'm average looking and 29.
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Oh and I don't care for anything other than sex, really.
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learn to take good profile pictures and how to write better profile descriptions
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>>17197782
Better is subjective. There's a certain type of thing that works well, clearly.

One suggestion is "Take a picture with your cat" which I would do if I still had one.

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I've been smoking/vaping every night for years and I'm not addicted but I keep vaping everyday and it upsets me
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>>17197722

>can't stop
>not addicted

What exactly do you think addiction means?
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Meditate
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Weed is actually an incredibly helpful drug. It just has to be used in moderation.

Ask yourself these questions before you get high?

>Is there something else I should be doing?
>Do I need to get stoned right now?
>Do I need another hit, or am I good?


A lot of people have trouble falling asleep on days they don't get stoned because their melatonin levels are lower than usual. A lot of people have a hard time quitting because your body takes a week or so to balance it's melatonin. That's why a lot of people have vivid dreams after quitting weed, because their melatonin is restoring.

If you're encountering this issue, just take 1-3 MG of melatonin supplements before bed. Don't make it too much of a habit, only use them if you aren't tired yet but need to go to sleep immediately.

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Feeling sad because the Universe is so vast and we're insignificant, and our life is like a blink of an eye in the grand scale. How should you deal with this as a person?
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by ignoring it
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>>17197702
By contemplating suicide
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>>17197705
Pretty much this. You're a speckle of uniquely patterned water caught in a storm of more. Oh well.

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http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4cs63s

How do I avoid being like the guy in this short video if I go to a party or nightclub?
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>>17197686
kek
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don't aggressively try to grind people?
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>>17197686
realise when girls are not interested lol. its not hard

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My girlfriend went to a fest with a friend of mine, his girl, and another dude.

I trust her so this isn't an issue of "oh she's gonna cheat"

Here's my problem: I can't help but feel upset for some reason. Like primal rage. I feel like the fact that my girlfriend is hanging out with my friend makes me jealous of the friend for being able to hang out with her.

I know. I'm crazy. I know what you guys are gonna say. I never said anything about this to her and never will because it's really irrational but that's why we have anon boards right?

I'm asking you guys how to get over this stupid feeling. It's really fucking annoying.
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Basically to reiterate:

I feel lonely and it's been 2 days that she's been away somewhere far with a friend of mine. I can't do anything because I have really stressful tests. I'm bored and frustrated that they have fun while I just sit here studying. I'm also irrationally angry just like stated above
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>>17197685
I understand how you feel, maybe you're scared your friends prefer her to you?
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Why didn't you go too?

In all honesty that's not 'normal'. They will be looked on as two couples, people will assume they're together. It's a festival so there will be drugs and alcohol, lowering inhibitions. I'm glad you're comfortable with it but that would be sending red flags up everywhere with me.

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Hi guys.
This is hard for me.
I don't even know how to start this, i'm just going to try.

I went to the doctor and he told me that i had cancer.
And the only thing that i thought about was the love of my life.

She still doesn't know this and i don't know if i want to tell her.
We've been together for 2 and a half years.
She is perfect for me and i couldn't ask for a better partner.
She looks at me like im the only person on the world, she always kisses me and tells me that she loves me.
We still have that pasion in our relationship.
I proposed to her and she said yes.
We do crazy stuff , we go on some '''adventures''' and we laugh a lot with eachother.
When i got a car accident she just went nutz and she was really really worried even tho it wasnt a big deal.

Soo.... It's hard for me to tell her that im going to die, i don't want her to feel such pain, i know her and i know she is going to be really sad for a long time.

God i can't believe im not going to see her face again.
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Are you sure you are of kill? What's the diagnosis?
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>>17197657
I'm sorry to hear that this has happened to you, but how sure are you that tou're going to die? What stage was it caught at? Where in your body is it?
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When i was a kid i had something in my lung after being in the hopsital for a couple of months a i was ok, but they told me that the same thing happend again but its much worse.
I'm sry i can't translate all the things that the doctor told me.
I have to go again in 2 days.

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