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So my roommate's grandmother/aunt apparently have a tendency to ignore expiry dates on meat and things, and have on numerous occasions (allegedly) given my roommate spoiled meat because there was nothing else in the house to eat at the time. I mention this because they came by a few months ago to drop off a care package of food and stuff, mainly soup and crackers, shit like that. However, they also brought with them three large, frozen Ziploc bags willed with ground...something. We did a "Taco Tuesday" thing for a while, and we were tight on cash so we decided to use one of the bags, though upon frying it to drain the fat, it certainly didn't look like anything I'd ever seen. It was sort of grey, and it didn't change color no matter how much heat was applied to it. It did acquire a sort of layer of fried fat on top of it that looked to be an average brown-ish, but that was about it. And it tasted odd, kind of a cross between chicken and beef with something else I couldn't quite place. When my roommate asked her aunt, however, she confirmed "it's definitely beef". Since then we've eaten a total of two of the bags, so about 2 pounds, and it actually tasted pretty good with the taco seasoning. And I even had some that had been in the fridge the night before, none of it made me even remotely sick.
So, adv, am I a cannibal?
I should also mention that her aunt likes to "hunt".
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*filled, not willed
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Go roleplay elsewhere Hannibal.
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>>17195818
...I'm not, I genuinely want to know what the fuck I ate. Because if it was beef, it sure as shit didn't taste or look like it.
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Gonna get a blood test done for the first time in my life and i'm really afraid. Have always been healthy, but it seems my thyroid is acting up and i'm having heart problems. So I can't just wiggle out of not doing a blood test.
I don't care about the the needle, since I'm gonna get it done by a family member who has been doing this for over 12 years. For some reason i'm afraid that i'll get a collapsed vein or something.
I kept reading all the horrible stories of people having collapsed veins that hurt alot and they faint.
How do I get over this fear? What are the chance of veins even collapsing in the arm from a blood test and how horrible it is if it even happens?
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In regards to the whole thyroid and heart issues, I don't think heart issues would appear on the blood test unless they are doing a cardiac cell lysis test and that's really only for heart attacks, thyroid yes but isn't it good to get it identified.
Collapsed veins, well I've never had one, but I've had blood vessels pop and it's only slightly painful. My father was a heroin addict, and when he got his wisdom teeth out the nurses collapsed quite a few of his already weak veins. He said it sucked but obviously something not worth a story in a old man's book of tales. You'll be good anon.
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>>17195762
Well my doctor said I need a blood test to check my thyroid. Not sure what it is exactly, but he said that this will make it easier to get a full diagnosis and a dosage of medicine if needed, rather then going in half blind.
I guess I'll just need to breath and get it over with. I mean even if a vein collapses it just ends up being a bruise, right? I keep getting this weird fear that my heart will stop or something if that happens.
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>>17195744
What happens when you're dead?
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How to deal with ingrown hair like this? Only reason why it's bleeding on that right side is because I keep picking at it. The two left one over there are annoying and just sticking out like sore thumb, I don't know what to do. It's painful when I pick at it hard.
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>>17195738
Are those skin tags? Do you think that skin tags are ingrown hairs?
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don't shave.
if you can't let it be, use a straight razor and learn proper shaving technique.
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>>17195753
Op here, I don't know what skin tags are. Just looked it up. What do I do?
So, I'm turning 20 next week and I still live at home. Most likely my birthday "party" is going to be my parents taking me out for dinner. I'm unemployed and not in school. I pretty much spend all my time on the Internet.
Until about 6 months ago I was part of a really close-knit group of friends. We saw each other literally every day, and spent long nights smoking weed and joking around.
Very long story made very short, I ended up alienating all of them. The problem is that I'm naturally an extremely antisocial person. People apparently consider me attractive (though I don't), and I know how to keep up a conversation when I want to. But I have serious problems connecting to other people; either I come across as needy and too vulnerable, or callous and just plain mean. To top it off, I don't really feel emotions the same way other people do. Either I feel nothing at all, or far too much over little things. I'd never really had real "friends" before this group. I tend to eventually drive away anyone who gets close to me, and that's exactly what happened this time.
Now that I'm alone again, I've massively reverted to a complete shut-in. I'm incredibly depressed. I've basically wasted an entire year on being a piece of shit stoner that I should've been spending getting in to college, so I'm only now applying to university. But it's so easy for me to slip into my old antisocial loner habits when I'm dropped into a new environment. It's either that, or put on the facade of being a witty, charming person, a facade that always works for a while but slowly slips, leaving the people who get to know me when the facade is up utterly confused as they watch me degenerate into a withdrawn emotional wreck. How can I change? How can I not be this way? Have any of you had similar experiences/circumstances? Am I doomed to repeat this cycle of being briefly happy and "loved", and then friendless and alone, for the rest of my life?
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>>17195720
I could be completely wrong, but this sounds very similar to me, and I've been recently diagnosed with Aspergers. Might wanna check out the symptoms.
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>>17195726
I've been diagnosed with bipolar disorder, but having looked into it quite a lot, I feel like borderline personality disorder is more on the money. Although it very well might be aspergers. I have no clue.
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>>17195726
I was going to say something similar
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I AM IN CEASELESS AGONY
WHAT THE AGONY IS FROM DOES NOT MATTER
WHAT ARE SOME THINGS TO DO WHILE YOU ARE IN CONSTANT AGONY FROM AN INJURY OR WHATNOT
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>>17195713
PLEASE RESPOND
ITS AN EAR INFECTION
AAAAAAA THE PAIN
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See a doctor. An ear, nose, and throat specialist may be needed for something like this.
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>>17195713
Ear infection ? See a doc. Pray you don't have a ruptured eardrum
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I've always called girls a day or two after I get their number and I've never really had problems with it until a few people in my friend circle, both guys and girls said it's really forward and desperate to call and you should text instead. I mean I have been rejected over phone a few times which is no big deal but it gets me thinking if I would of had a chance had I texted. I was always under the impression that calling is more confident and sexy as opposed to being a generic texter but I'm 21 and I guess this generation would maybe prefer texting?
I got a girls number yesterday and now I'm wondering wether I should call or text her?
What do you guys usually do?
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>>17195699
You are going to have to sacrifice a whole day of texting first. Part of the playbook.
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>>17195704
Man I hate playing fucking games, the ''wait three days before you contact a girl'' and shit like that. Why is being upfront and direct not considered a virtue anymore?
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>>17195699
Desperate is a bit of a stretch. Forward and confident are related. That being said, this generation DOES prefer texting. I don't call first because I don't want people to call me first. Unless they're hot girls. Hm.
If the "grass always looks greener on the other side", does that imply that there's no such thing as an objectively worse or better decision/situation? I'm talking when it comes to life decisions like "oh I wish I lived in a nicer part of the country vs. where I am now" or "I wish I was that guy he's so much more successful than me etc."
I'm in entering my mid 20s and adulthood (like real adulthood, getting a real job, making payments, seeing friends get married and relatives did, etc.) and I'm trying to get a handle on my expectations for life in general at this point.
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Wherever you run to you will always find yourself. Deal with your problems as you stand.
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>>17195606
The grass always looks greener because you nu-males don't know how to maintain their fucking lawns.
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>>17195606
we are never fullfilled anon-friend what you (and I) have is a curse because you get something and you want more and more, be patient and keep working on it and you will find a wife, have children and all the stuff.
Try to improve yourself every single day, learn something new, get fit or save money for something that would make you happy.
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Been speaking to a girl off tinder for about a day. she is willing to come to me and go on a night out. She lives about 10 miles away. she wants to come to my city and get a hotel. it will cost her about £100 to get a hotel and train. it sounds to good to be true. normally women want me to go to them. She is at least a 7/10. not sure if she is rich, or really likes me? i know she is really into traveling so this could be a normal thing for her. any advice would be appreciated.
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Pretty fishy. I'd pass.
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>>17195604
fishy in what sense? like it could be some weird set up or something? it is definitely odd.
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>>17195602
bump
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Mon ex ne réponds pas à mes messages. Elle me manque. Qu'est ce que je dois faire ?
Merci :(
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Laisse la tranquille.
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Va te pendre sous-homme
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C'était surement une grosse pute pour que tu lui cours après.
Courage t'en rencontreras d'autres !
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How strange is it to have an online friend of the opposite sex and not to be in an LDR? From what I've heard, this is not very common (i.e. either online friends of the same sex or two people in an LDR)
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Less strange than having a LDR.
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>>17195567
didn't you post this thread before? someone did, word for word practically. I'll say what I said in that thread: I never found it strange to have online friends of both sexes. in fact I always found it to be a more laid-back way to have friends. a lot less sexual tension.
is someone telling you you're weird for having an opposite-sex online friend? tell them to mind their own business. is it just your own personal worry that it's too weird or something? stop worrying about it.
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>>17195567
How does it feel to be this insecure about social connections? Is this your way of saying that you wish she was interested?
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What body parts do women find attractive in men ?
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Frontal lobe, abs, arms, massive dick.
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>>17195562
massive throbbing erect penis
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Hands
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Me 22 her 21. I'm the first guy to show her attention. Things are going so slow. How do I bring up sex? She is a virgin to anything relationship and its making me very uncomfortable as I dont know how to deal. What do?
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You don't bring up sex. You escalate physically.
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>>17195563
This.
You kiss, grab boob, grab bra, take bra off, etc.
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>>17195551
Physically you start with grabbing her hands after telling her something important or not. Make it sound important so holding her hand makes sense. Give a compliment and rub her skin. Those are the easiest starting steps.
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How do you deal with people that believe in superstitious bullshit and old wive's tales and keep spouting it, and any argument against them is met with anecdotal evidence?
>"If you go out in the cold/clothes are wet/etc you'll get a cold/the flu!"
>"That's not how it works, both of those are caused by viruses"
>"Then why did I get a cold when we were vacationing in Alaska??? I WIN"
>Today my horoscope says this
>Horoscopes aren't real
>Oh but it was right that one time! Why do you doubt it? I win.
>They throw salt over their shoulder every day and it gets all over the floor
>"Could you please stop throwing salt all over the place"
>"But I want to win the lottery! After I started doing it I won $500 on that one ticket!"
Normally I'd just let it go but they're so goddamned in my face about it and any criticism of their blatantly wrong statements is met with an anecdote then "HAHA I WIN"
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>>17195529
personally I avoid them if possible. if I can't avoid them, I just smile and nod. but whenever possible, I avoid them.
is this someone you live with? they sound dumb as fuck and insecure too
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Why are you a sensitive flower?
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>>17195529
>>"That's not how it works, both of those are caused by viruses"
Being cold lowers your immune system and makes you more vulnerable.
The "common cold" is called that for a reason.
So if you get cold, you're immune system gets weaker, the common virus gets in your system.
>>Horoscopes aren't real
People like confirmation bias. Some people like it so much they'll pay for it, hence feminist "lit".
More at eleven.
>Salt throwing.
Well that's just crazy.
People are superstitious. Can't do shit about that.
I think the real problem here, is that you cannot tolerate stupidity.
You won't get far in this life without being capable of doing so.
I strongly suggest stooping to their level;
>Throw dishes over your shoulder, smashing them against the walls because superstition. "It's for luck".
>Horoscopes, fuck no? Read the smelliest tea leaves you can find.
>Diseases are caused by the gays.
Build up a tolerance to stupidity by being the stupidity... also, piss idiots off by doing it 100% better than they ever could.
Its one week until the exams for university, and I'm in a dilemma
I'm currently doing one STEM subject, maths and two others, computing and classics
I feel that even if I get A-A* in all of them, most universities will decline me and I'll end up going to some mid-tier one in North England.
Will this happen? Am I right to be concerned? Should I take up physics as a fourth a-level?
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>>17195497
Most 4channers don't know the British system and therefore won't understand your question. It seems to me that you're showing a nice breadth in your three choices, and strong marks in all three should establish you as a top candidate. Trying to cram a 4th subject in now will only risk the overall performance.
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>>17195536
I can't help but fear me being one of those people who got all A*s in subjects like geography, english and economics then going to something like brunel or manchester
Are you sure its not worth the risk? I have a full free week to study and I've already done 1/4 of the Physics syllabus in maths
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>>17195497
What do you want to do at university? That determines the answer..
Pick up physics if you want. It's piss easy. It's also pretty boring because of that.
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So, help me out here, am I being unreasonable for being pissed off?
>head out for beers with friend
>friend is a handsome guy that gets any girl interested pretty quickly
>this guy also has a steady girlfriend
>after a few beers go to a crowded club/bar
>my friend is down with me trying to talk to girls
>I start talking to this qt girl who sat next to us
>trying to develop conversation
>it's going somewhat well, but I'm not completely in yet
>my friend suddenly chimes in and completely blows me away from the convo
>sit there like a dork listening to their conversation and nodding
>what the fuck is he trying to do.jpg
>tell them I'm going to the toilet
>head home in rage and embarrassment
I mean, I don't fucking mind that there's a mutual conversation, but the guy wrecked me away from the convo and diverted all the attention to himself, while being completely ignorant of what he was doing. I feel like this is a reoccurring thing with the guy, so I wouldn't react this way if it was the first time.
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>>17195495
Bump.
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>>17195495
Did he end up making a move on her? If not, you just may be the victim of his natural, unforced charm, so that even if he was just making friendly conversation he was better at it than you. It certainly sounds like you gave up far too quickly. If you were making progress with the girl there is no reason why another guy, however charming, would destroy that unless you conceded defeat and left the field.
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>>17195546
I have no idea, but he was obviously interested and made no excuses about it. I left pretty rapidly after the conversation became theirs. I just thought it was a dick move, considering he already has a steady girlfriend. I wouldn't mind his approach if we were both single and trying to pick up girls.
>If you were making progress with the girl there is no reason why another guy, however charming, would destroy that unless you conceded defeat and left the field.
I was drunk and probably not thinking very clearly, so yes, I gave up too quickly. My friend was much more energetic and forceful about the conversation, so I knew that it'd be very hard for me to dive back in again. I was progressing slowly with the girl to begin with.