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>>17196793
Do girls notice if you wear the same hat and shoes everyday.

Never had a girlfriend so I don't really get to hear it from women.

I keep good hygiene. And grooming

I just wear the same shit all the time and a significant portion of my clothes are old and fading

I honestly don't give a shit i put most of my time into grinding for $ but cant help but think its the reason i havent gotten laid in 9 months

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So I have a friend who came from an abusive family, and has issues with establishing healthy relationships. I often invite her to family affairs because they're welcoming people and she seems to be really enjoying it, and has thanked me for it.

However now my aunt has this shipping fantasy between the two of us. I really like her as a friend, but I'm not interested. Doubt she is either anyways. My aunt won't cut it out. What do you even do in this position? I've just been ignoring her hoping she'll cut it out to no avail.

>>17196813
They don't care. As long you're well groomed.

>>17196675
make up a manly story to explain them. mauled by a rabid bobcat, etc

Tattoos are very common now.

>>17196710
Did already, they believe but I can't explain to every single person I get to know

>>17196469
how much did she drink?

>>17196469

Look OP this is a mess your not meant to fix

You put way to much effort into taking care of her.

You should have bailed when she threw a bitch at the bouncer.

This is all a ploy to keep you around with her pity party.

Imagine yourself with another girl a prettier less shit girl.

Imagine how much happier you would be.

no bitching,no punching, no taking care of a skank.

>>17196469

She can't handle her liquor

Boopdefuckingwhoop

If this only happens once every 6 months, and she does't drink normally, then maybe, just maybe, you should encourage her to not drink and make up with her.

That is, if the relationship is otherwise good and she is a nice person while sober.

>>17196339

dive into your fetish, anon
your innate ability to
flush the shame away
will relieve you

What do you mean "overcome?" Is it affecting your life badly?

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>>17196344

yeah he's literally drowning in guilt

>>17195986

Any job is better than no job, suck up your pride
Bosses are leaders, not discussion partners
Stop drinking soda
Never begin smoking cigarettes
Don't smoke the herb everyday allday
Brush and floss, EVERYDAY
Dentist visit, EVERY YEAR
Rather endure a medical check-up than let easily cured diseases and illnesses turn your life into shit. Mole starts expanding, get it checked, your ass is itching, get it checked, got a little wart, get it checked.
Never buy a new car
Never buy a used scooter/moped
Bicycle as much as possible
More veggies, less cake
Clean once a week
Get a small trashcan for your living-room instead of throwing garbage on the floor or letting it pile up on your table.
Price will follow quality and vice versa 85% of the time.
Learn an instrument and how to sing. Anyone can sing except for the very very rare tonedeaf
Never try to sing lower than your natural lowest, you will ruin your voice and you will never sing lower than from the getgo. Singing higher notes over time is possible. Sing higher, expand your range.
Drink coffee- cheapest stimulant there is. Healthy as well, unless you add sugar.

>>17196019
>Ride a bicycle as much as you can.

The other advice you gave can be questioned..... but that line os brillant!

>>17195986
>she doesn't care about your video games
Damn, I could care less about a complete shift in my personality, but that's all I've ever wanted in a girl.

>>17195412
Well step one would be to stop equating no-sex with loneliness. Try internalizing the fact that actual companionship is what you're after.

>>17195528
I've always heard that to you should first be fine with being alone before seeking a relationship, so that's what I'm after.

Out of curiosity, how old are you? Depending on your answer it might be completely natural, in which case the only cure is time.

nigger.

I hope you don't actually hate me. If you calm down, undo what you did earlier.

C,
You're amazing. Never met anyone like you. Hope you're well, beautiful!

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Should I?

Dear beautiful person

You are beyond beautiful, your addictive soul is stunning, adoring and real. Your eyes are like liquid oceans of soothing waves, the way you hold yourself is sexy and extravagant, in a pair of old trainers. Your smile glistens and gleams as it lights your eyes with endless sparkle and wonder. I love your passions. I love your determination and your perseverance. I love your patience. I love your style. I love the soft calm following your anxious panic, and the gentle touch of your hand. I love the way you tilt your head as I look to you to guide me home. I love your hypnotic kiss at the peak of the mountain. I love your quiet thoughtfulness. I love your reflection. I love you more than the fall of crashing waves rising

I think I'm nearing the end, I can't take being a lonely waste of space any more

being a neet if you're supported by relatives.

>>17193186
Being a neet. Get a fucking job. Get out of the house. Get some sunlight on your clammy skin. There's cute chicks working at McDonalds. Talk to one. Make me a sausage egg and cheese McGriddle with a hash brown stuffed inside while you're at it.

Nothing embarrasing about McJob if you go there and own it.

Pic related me and my girlfriend

>>17198353
You shouldn't base your happiness on other people. Find some hobbies or something so you can fill your time when you're not with her. Balance is key.

I do have other things to fill my time like I'm going on missions work abroad for the next 2 months and because of that I'm learning Russian and Swahili during the day I don't know my mind is just fucked up I crave death and to rest in peace

>>17198339
>My soul is dead with no spark to show me a future.
Oh my how dramatic. Have you considered writing bleak dramas about life?

>>17198339
What are you talking about

Life's a struggle, pop a xanax and learn how not to care too much about shit.

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>>17198252
Don't you know that talking about being gifted makes you fucking faggot? You're supposed to fit in with everyone otherwise you'll blow our cover. Go back to your existential crisis and depression and shit.

Why not pick topics where vast knowledge is a "cool" thing?
For example... The female in the pic you posted is called Twiggy. She's one of the biggest models that ever lived. Fashion, despite being erroneously considered something futile or vain, is one of the biggest industries (competing directly with technology and fuel industry, for example).
Which means, for this example, that your skills would really put you in a position of prestige if applied to the fashion industry. Fashion is not just clothes, it is also psychology, anthropology, biology, multiple sciences and design combined.

>>17198252
>>17198300
>gifted

Video games, comedy, politics, and religion are cringe topics only fedora tipping, katana wielding faggots talk about.

But whatever. It could have been good bait if the idiot didn't put "thread theme" in there.

Not even subtle OP. C'mon, try harder.

have you ever considered joining the military?

join the navy or air force so you don't have to worry about getting shot at (or shooting people), pick a job that teaches you a trade that seems interesting, learn some discipline, see the world, grow up a bit, and make some friends. Then in 4 years when you're done with your enlistment the government will pay for your college.

>>17198240
This. I'm in the Coast Guard now. When I get out I'll have all kinds of benefits and free college. Almost done too. Prior service looks good on your resume also. Not to mention I've been to some really cool places.

>>17198270
yeah would have mentioned the CG too but they have like a 2 year waitlist atm

masturbate, eat

Do you have any friends? Creative hobbies? A job you like? Can you dance?

I'm the same way and ITS REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY BAD.

its good you recognize this and want to change though. its realy unhealthy to basically revolve your life around your bf, and not only that but it will cause problems in your relationship as well.

you need to get a job, hobbies, and have friends, spend time with your family.

what do you like doing?
make sure you take care of yourself, eat right, exercise, maintain things....

I find that not being attached to my phone really helps so then I can be caught up in my life and not waiting for him to text or call or whatever have you.... just living my life and not revolving it around him. if you don't you will get lost in yourself, have no life and you will be a loser and he'll end up dumping you and then you will have nothing.

definitely start fixing this ssoon, its not gonna happen overnight but start making strides. I am too

Diet and smoking effect how long you have symptoms/are a carried because your body can't fight something off if you're filling it with garbage.

As far as removing it physically. Apple cider vinegar. Soak a cotton ball in it then tape it over the wart. Change it out twice a day. Should fall off in 3-4 days. At first it will get white then turn black and scab up.

You can google all this information. And there is no HPV test for men except for a visual.

>>17198156
Thank you for the reply. Unfortunately it's not a single wart, it's more like freckles on my dick. a bunch of small red spots that sometimes aren't even visible. They're not raised or have any texture, no pain or discharge, just an eye sore. Also not a smoker, was an alcoholic but stopped a while back. My diet fluctuates but generally it's better than your average American.

>>17198149
>No insurance
get insurance idiot, there is literally no excuse to not have insurance now that the ACA has been out for years