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>>17197563
wait what

>>17197563
Having sex with people you care about is infintely better in every way. It's safer, shows commitment, intimacy, and trust. People will respect that you don't fuck everything that moves. Keep playing it smart man

>>17197563
>What should i think about this?
That it's prety much normal. A bit on the low side, perhaps? but still within one standard deviation from the mean.

>>17197512
Suicide is not the answer.

The realization that you are what you are should be a wake up call. Now that you know what your issues are, you need to do what you can to fix it.

do you have a gun, or are you able to easily obtain one?

shotgun blast to the head is your best bet, lowest failure rate of any suicide method. Bullet to the brain is a close second but some people have jerked their hand up at the last second so they accidentally shoot their face off instead of destroying their brain which is quite painful.

Also if you're worried about the pain of it you could always just get high or take some pain killers beforehand.

>>17197525
>The realization that you are what you are should be a wake up call.

Umm... it isn't. That's why I made the thread.

check your state/country's statutory rape laws and wait however many years you need to before its legal

oh and be prepared for this to destroy your relationship with the rest of your family, and his

He can't think of you romantically because he isn't capable of thought that complex yet. Get your brain checked, anon.

>>17197554
He's a horny 13 year old. I've caught him fapping before. But you may have a point, anon.

what makes you think he wants to get laid?

Make me your brother and we could go out and fuck girls

Kkthanxbai

If you can make a deep emotional connection with your brother then he will respect you and listen to your advice. Focus on earning his trust, not controlling him.

RIP in peace.

>1v1
Never gonna happen.

Kill the girl, frame him

>>17197386

should I just suck his dick and let it be done?

I dont want to die

>>17197328

Get off 4chan and start grinding, bitch

don't worry, eventually it'll force you to drop out of school and you wont have to write a paper ever again

>>17197328
You better get started and not sleep until it's finished. Imagine the regret tomorrow when you show up empty handed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uepFO4psgKE

>>17197297
Start cooking in an oven instead of on a grill.

>>17197826
This.

what do you mean you freaked out and handled it poorly? What exactly happened? How the hell did you get a weed charge from this? You can't just "long story short" all the details.

Probably a misdemeanor. Any combination of a fine, drug awareness class, a short probation, jail time.

I doubt jail time if it's such a small amount that's only intended for you, and it's your first offense. It depends on the state and the judge as well.

I'm gonna bump

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2. Ghost Address

Anonymous is of the opinion that you should NEVER give out your physical address (where you live). No one (aside from friends and family whom you trust) should have this information. You should always use a ghost address.
A ghost address is a place where you can get mail but is not where you are located physically. While using a ghost address, your real address being traced back to you would cost a lot of effort, time and money. An example of a ghost address would be to use a PO Box that can receive your mail.
Another option is to use an online company which will receive your mail and parcels (preferably in a state with no sales tax), scan it and email it to you, and depending on what you tell them to do they will forward it to any address you choose or they will shred it (or in the case of a parcel - just forward it to you).
>A PO box is relatively cheap for the security it provides and purchase a Mail Forwarding service.

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3. Cell Phone Privacy

Smart phones are a spy’s wet dream. Any hacker worth his salt can get into your smart phone using the Bluetooth capabilities, the wireless internet, the instant messaging. Anything. Hackers will set up free Wi-Fi access in public places such as libraries, cafes and airports.
Unsuspecting users who log onto the hot spot are then monitored for passwords, credit card numbers and account information. Those apps you download can be harmful too. Many cell phone users leave their Bluetooth signal constantly on, and never change the default passcodes, usually “0000” or “1234.”
For these reasons I no longer use a smart phone. I have been using a Plain-Jane phone with no extra capabilities except for phone calls and text messaging (and I’ll be damned if the charge doesn’t last 4 times as long as a smart phone. I charge the thing once every four days instead of every day).
You can pick up track phones at the local gas station (what ghetto’ites call a “burner”) for $15 and renew minutes as you go. This past year, anon has saved at least $1400 not using a smart phone with a full data plan. If you want to go the extra mile you can pay with cash and use an alias when you set up service.
Never put personal information on your cell phone. No social security number, credit card numbers, date of birth, passwords, or compromising pictures.
>Buy a burner phone with cash and put minutes on it with cash. And of course, use an alias to set it up.

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4. Online Privacy

Nearly everything you put online can be traced back to you. That’s why you must take double-special-extra precaution when you put any information online. Remember, NOTHING YOU PUT ONLINE IS SAFE. It can all be traced back to you, and that INCLUDES emails you write.
Yes, all emails are read and stored by papa gumment. Before you put something on the internet, think to yourself if you would like it read back to you five years later. Anything can come back to haunt you.
The only way your emails are safe is if you use an encrypted email and the person you are messaging also uses encrypted email. You can get a free secure email address at Hushmail or one of those Icelandic email address's, but remember, it is not private unless BOTH parties use encrypted email.
Always use several emails. Have a real email you use for friends and family and use several baloney emails with fake names for all the endless sites that ask you for an email.
>Set up several email addresses. One real address for family and close friends. Several for everything else.

>>17197160
stop fucking her asshole and she wouldn't get ideas

she also sent a drawing of us and reasons why she likes me

>>17197168
she's not underage by the way lol
I really don't know why she did that

bump-a-rum

>>17197065
Wow man! We have three things in common: Im 19, virgin and also spanish! In wich city you live?

>>17197225

Sweet dude! Maybe we can fuck eachother's assholes?

are you on any medicine / birth control / anti depressants that would account for lower libido?

>>17197091
None. I don't take any pills at all, save for a multivitamin sometimes. One of those fizzy ones that dissolve into a glass of water and taste like an orange juice made by someone who's never seen an orange.

Doesn't lower libido mean you don't want to get off? I want to get off, I just can't get turned on.

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>>17197007
>I want to fap but
>can't fap because
>I don't actually want to fap.

Ah the famous woman logic. No, if you can't form your problem into logical sentences, we can't help you either :-(

>>17196975
Find out where he lives rape and kill his dog and if your feeling a bit evil forcefully take is fingernails off one by one and splashing alcohol on the fingers

I thought about mumbling "fat tub of shit" loud enough for him to hear on the way out if I went on his bus again. Or if I asked him a question and he didn't answer I could say "If I told you talking burned calories would you answer me then?"

Call his hq and complain about your experience.

Continue to call making up shit that didn't happen in order to get him fired.

Ex: he touched your girlfriend's ass. He called someone a nigger, whatever.

If you have a girl friend, have her call and make a sexual complaint

Working in the food industry is fucking awful, trust me. Hardest work you'll ever do and its so fucking boring. Only people with a criminal record takes those jobs.

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line cook

I work the line (cooking steaks, scallops, pastas, salads, etc.) and do prep (making soups, cakes, prepping line stuff)

I also do random cleaning stuff and help on dishes.

I get $14/h plus tip out which averages $2/h. it's not great pay but it's not poverty tier. When I was working fulltime I would work on average maybe 37 hours a week, sometimes less sometimes more. I've worked 50+ hour weeks.

I thoroughly enjoyed it for about 2 years. Then I started to feel uninterested in it and a bit of a dead end and I went back to school.

You do work with some fun coworkers and if you like food, it is genuinely a fulfilling job. The feeling of making a special and it selling well and people saying they like it is amazing. I do miss that. But it's also stressful as fuck and frankly the work culture in kitchens is bullshit. Some people literally kill themselves working so hard and it's just how it is. Sick days? forget about it unless you're in some corporate hotel restaurant. vacation? maybe 2 weeks a year.

The more you move up the more it sucks away your life. once you become sous chef and then head chef your entire life will revolve around work.

I love cooking and I'm really glad for my time working in kitchens, but it's not something you want to do for your whole life. It's a solid transition career for your 20s or as a side job for extra cash and excitement.

I've been a busboy, a server, a prep cook, a chef, an assistant manager, and a general manager. I had about 9 years of experience in the industry.

In the order that I listed those positions the hours, the work, and the responsibility increased.

The higher up you get the more hours you work where you aren't actually compensated for them. As a GM I was salaried at 45 hours yet often worked 60+ hours a week. My health/dental benefits sucked. If those are the kind of benefits you're talking about. Eating free food isn't really a benefit and depending on where you work it's difficult. As you want to control food costs you can't really eat infront of employees without them getting annoyed.

I love working in kitchens and around food. I'm actually a really good cook. I work very well in stressful environments. Keyword "I", but the problem is dealing with and handling other people. I still love cooking and it'd a dream to open my own place one day but it won't happen because I know how much a headache it can be. I can easily make more money doing something that requires less hours, less stress, and better benefits. Not to mention actual holidays. Oh and the "customer is always right" thing is really annoying. Getting walked on by people and taking it gets real old. I can cook at home and enjoy cooking that way. As a career I would advise against it unless you have no other choice.

>>17196955
lol what.

>>17196964
You don't understand, I guess.

Stop being such a bitch. Just because you're incapable of attracting females doesn't mean the whole world is. Fix yourself.