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I know this might not be the place for it, but fuck if I know a better one at this point. This board is the last remaining remnant of humanity and companionship this site has to offer. I don't know how many of you were around for it, but back in the day, this wasn't a site for everyone and their 6 year old nephew. All of it, but specifically /b/, was a sanctuary for those of us who had nowhere else to go. Who were alone, and hated it, and could do nothing about it. We found purpose and meaning in the bonds we had with each other. Because here, despite how we acted, how absurdly we may have shown it, we knew that this was the only place that everyone else understood our pain. And so we would have baww threads, brief respites from pretending to be completely inconsiderate asshats where we would finally be able to cry. We had built a culture all our own, that nobody else could possibly comprehend or even want. We made a sanctuary for the broken, the outcast, the socially inept. For the horrifically abused, the unnamed orphans, and those that were empty inside and wished that just for a little while, they could feel. For those who had experienced incredible loss, and those who were about to become that loss to others. When the world rejected you, and life fucked you raw, that's when you earned your place in our community.

Over the years it's lost that touch, and baww threads have become something that the new /b/ doesn't even remember. They don't participate because they don't understand. They're all just rich fat white kids who grew up misunderstanding our inside jokes, and want to be edgy and racist in a place they won't get reported for it.

But earlier today, I found an image that brought back a flood of memories. Now, I was never one to cry, though I wanted to. Every time I would close my eyes and savor the sadness, but I could never bring myself to actually fully feel it. I knew that keeping everything bottled was terrible for me,

Cont.

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So I met this girl Cathy.

>first date
>talk a lot till 2am in a bar
>great gal, really get along well
>walk her to subway
>try to kiss her
>she turns slightly, not rejecting fully
>I've gotta tell you something anon but not now since I'm drunk
>noproblemo

>next day
>anon you shoudl know I'm lesbian
>but I feel something when I'm with you
>I just can't do it right now anon
>It's ok you take your time
>I don't want to push you or make you nervous Cathy
>You're so sweet anon

>next date
>picnic
>made delicious shit, literally nothing storebought. all fresh prepared from me for us two
>shes impressed as fuck
>after a while of talking I ask if she thought about us someway
>anon i like you really but I'm like 80% into girls and maybe 20% into boys
>I'd like to keep meeting you and we'll see where it goes


Tomorrow is next meetup. Havent been able to meet her for 3 weeks cause I was taking care of my grandmother who is terminally ill. she wrote me a few times like "its great you doing this for her" and "i wish I could be there to help you" and "I'm thinking of you". Dunno if she did this all out of politeness so I dont know how to interpret this.

Do I (still?) have a chance? If I ever had one?

Thing is this summer (end of august) I am going abroad for studies. I will be about 800km (500 miles) away from her then for a few months. I want this to work so bad cause I like her a lot. I don't have a problem with putting my full effort into a LDR. If I have a chance what should I do to make it work till then without making her feel pushed?

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Is my sister trying to fuck with me?

We're both women the difference being Im 20 and shes 16, usually we sleep in separate rooms but this week my aunt and some of her kids are staying here so my sister is sleeping in my room as theyve taken up hers

For the past three nights she seems to have taken the habit of masturbating furiously right next to me in bed like half an hour after we go to "sleep.' Im clearly not asleep but pretend I am and I dont know how she wouldnt see that. She also moans fucking right next to me and yesterday I nearly screamed as she groped my leg while orgasming but kept pretending not to wake up.

Why is she doing this? Shes not a lesbian that I know of and were sisters. How do I stop this?

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Anyone have a dream they want interpreted?

Not all dreams mean something so some I may not have answers for.

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Accidentally likes some chicks picture on Instagram (non nude fully clothed mirror pic) and my girlfriend is pissed off and trying to guilt me about it and giving me shit.
Any advice on how to handle it? I care for her but these childish games of hers piss me off and I kinda think it's over and I feel like dumping her. Only thing is it's her birthday and I don't want to ruin her special day. It's just so stupid a girl flips out abou a liked Instagram pic

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Why are Americans so jolly and happy and how can I become one myself?

I mean, yesterday at college I was told that I sound like a robot and that I don't know how to have fun. How do I start having fun and enjoying american banter?

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Hello, anons!
Be me, 27 yo virgin.
Fantasise about getting laid by a mature woman.
Found this 42 yo single, childless woman on a dating website
We have a small talk, she wonders why do I want to "talk" with her, because she's older then me bla bla. I say that girls of my age are immature, unexperienced etc. Then she asks me to describe myself and she tells me that I am way taller then she is (almost 30cm - I don't give a fuck) but I try to joke about.
Anyway, she said we would talk again more but she has to go now.
Help me, guys, how should I continue this?

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I'm not depressed, I just hate my life and myself.
Can I even get help for this? The power to change is ultimately in my hands. I don't know what to do.

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>a girl adds me
>we soon start talking, and we quickly develop a friendship
>we talked almost everyday
>One day, I messaged her, but she didn't respond
>Tfw, she didn't respond for a year and a half now.
>Tried to contact her, in december during 2015 to ask what happened, if I did something, does she need help with any of her problems etc.
>She still didn't respond, so I ended up blocking her

Can you tell me what was the problem? Like, we were good friends and all, we talked a lot and got close as friends, and then she just ignores me. Without a reason, why? Does someone have experience with this to explain her behaviour? I'm curious as to why she ignores me to this day, there never was some sort of fight between us, we didn't even argue much. I considered her my friend, I opened up to her, and this really hurted me, because she was my only fem friend that I was so close with.

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My spouse and i have been together for almost 3 years, in the beginning of our relationship he told me he had been with mulitple people i was honest told him i was with one other man. 3 months pass into relationship tells me he loves me and that he lied about the women he has been with and that i took his virginity. I find messages of him and this girl (cousins gf) taljing about them fucking and how his cousin would feel about it. I ask him why he lied about me taking his virginity tells me she only went down on him that he cant remember. I let it slide bc they were on pills. Things were good for that year. In the middle of our 2years he starts acussing me of cheating and lying about who i have been with and that im cheating bc im staying with him (he starts becoming verbally abusive) he starts chatting up other girls bc he says im doing it when i wasnt. I went to college and he lived with me at my house. Anyways we end up having a baby and getting engaged. About now on he says he wants to have sex with another female bc i took his virginity that he only knows what i feel like. He is the one that lied about his sexual incounters not me and know im getting the backlash. I told him let me pick the girl if i can go through with it and he agree'd. Im afraid. Im not bad looking and neither is he but i have become way more better looking since the beginning of our relationship and he has acussed me of cheating and lying about the number of guys i slept with even more now. I cant work a job without him checking up on me. When i lose weight he gets mad and makes me eat more but then yells at me for being chubby. What do i do with this man? He tells me he cant wait to marry me and wants another baby. Everythings just confusing, help advice?

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Have you ever had to hide your relationship? Why? How did it go?

My case
>she's 19, arab
>dad left when she was a baby, mom raised her
>typical "women have to be watched but guys can do whatever they want"
>every sister has so far fled the house when old enough to take care of themselves becaus ehouse was oppressive
>every brother is over protective
>she's hiding me since she isn't allowed to have a boyfriend
>every activity out of the ordinary makes them suspicious
>last year she went to the museum every sunday and they thought she had someone
>we have three months ahead of us until we both leave town to two different places
Any opinion or advice on this is appreciated.

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Hey /adv/ I've been with the grill for a few years and I started dating her when she was under 16 (britbong) and I was over 16 - she looked and seemed my age. And my parents think she is the same age as me and they get along with it and they like her but I have a problem. I want to get married and have kids with her in years to come but I'm scared my parents will find out and disown me for lying about her and then my relationship with them all will die. What do?

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im in a real dark place right now and just need someone to talk to.

just found out my girlfriend of 4 years cheated on me last night. her reason for dointg it was because she didnt feel happy with herself her family or our relationship. im breaking up with her and she says she needs her space. i just wish she hadnt done this i fucking feel so bad. i just dont know what to do

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My girlfriend is really pumped about going to art school, and she got accepted. However, it's just a decent one in a really small country. I'm afraid she'll be unemployable. This is a huge step and I want to make sure she doesn't fuck it up. She LOVES physics, and I'd rather have her study that instead.

What do I do? She's so hung up on doing this and I don't want to hurt her feelings. I'm already telling her to start pursuing applicable skills while she studies (Photoshop+Illustrator, webdev, etc), but I don't want to come off as arrogant and condescending to her.

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girl flirting with my
boyfriend in front of me..


so here's the thing yesterday I hung out with my bf who I've been with for more than a year, his Best friend, and his best friends date. my bf is more attractive than his friend mostly because his friend is short (like 5'6 or so).

first we went to a field and played football and when I first met her and saw them interacting I wanted to die. I was pissed. we got in a fight after bc I was kinda overreacting and said he's disgusting and was flirting with her ... he said we should break up bc we've been havinh fights for a while and I know he doesn't really mean it but I said I'm sorry for overreacting and I'll work on my jealousy problems and said we should try again a

so we went out to dinner with them and she trying to flirt with him the whole time. her date was trying to talk to her about breaking bad and she turned to only my bf and asked him if he watched it and he said no then turned to me and asked me and kept shutting her down because h knows how I was feeling but if I wasn't there what would happen??

I have never gotten jealous of any of my boyfriends girlfriends btw. it's clear when they talk they aren't flirting with him. she's cute in the way that she's small skinny but her face isn't prettier than me (I'm also skinny but I'm like 5'5 and I always got a vibe my bf likes really short girls, she'd like 5'3)

help ? idk what to do I feel like I'm losing my relationship