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Go outside.

>>17256027
>Ideally I'd like to find straight female gamer friends.
Go to hobby stores and hang out with other gamers. See if any are females and fend off all the fedora-warriors that will undoubtedly m'lady you to death.

>i don't want any drama or scumbags in my life

wew good luck

>>17256004
Hell yeah, virgin question. Bump

Communication usually helps.

"Does x fell good?" Etc

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1) Communicate.
2) Pay attention.

That' s about all one can do.

you just drank all of chad's juices bro. enjoy your cholera

It shouldn't have been transmitted through her vagina. You probably caught it through airborne particles, as usual. Most illnesses, strep included, are the most contagious before you even have symptoms. It also, like many illnesses, incubates for a while.

She cannot, however, catch strep from you again, assuming you got it form her. She is now immune to that strain of strep and cannot be reinfected with it.

>>17256031
Thank you for actual advice, but I think it may have been from eating her out as some women carry strep A in their vans but have the antibodies and it shouldn't affect someone who eats them out unless their immune system is kill which mine was

Elaborate on what you mean by your code being shit. What language?

>>17255977
I have an Android app (Java on XML layouts, swyft soon!) and a Cordova app (Javascript/Jquery/Bootstrap web app, basically).

It's like I know what an interface is from my classes but it would never even occur to me to make one. I don't even really know why you would. All the examples when were were learning were really basic and abstract.

We don't test shit, ever. I only know about bugs when users start complaining about it.

Nothing is planned out. I basically write down what needs to be done on paper and then just sort of wing it.

>>17255988
Find a better place to work

Get a job that relates to your major.

>>17255965
Apply for jobs at chemical plants and refineries.

>>17255965
Until you get your degree maintance in a refinery can be suprisly good pay. Most of it will be routine base stuff, but since it is a refinery this is hazardous potential

>>17255961
Marlin .45-70 1895 300 grain bullet should do the job

>>17255980
And what if you don't live in 'murica and you don't have acces to guns?

>>17256052
Knife, arrow, maybe practice throwing kunai?

>>17255936
regardless, most people who graduate are going to be stuck working a job they dislike for a little while. You have to gain experience and once you do this it's going to be easier to move on to other things you'll actually enjoy.

You have to be able to shoot for things outside your comfort zone. If there's a job you're not sure about, apply anyways and check it out.

As long as you make sure to keep some savings up in case you get inbetween jobs, you'll be fine.

Things will only become monotonous if you let them, there's nobody forcing you to work an office job the rest of your life; don't settle.

>>17255936
We just stayed at home after highschool.

Then played vidya for 10 years.

>>17255953
Thank you for the advice but there isn't much of a choice after University and I really can't think of a subject or a job i'd like to apply

Lol u are far from fat. Work on your chest. And consider shaving till you ascend, you look like shit with it now. Once you get fit, you can pull it off.but not now

you need protein. Id suggest getting whey protein and eating chicken. Also use one of those invererted boards for doing sit ups to help you define your ans and work on your pectorals I would suggest free weights again use the inverted board to do inverted bench press to define your pecs underneath and do regular bench press and incline bench. maybe do some shoulder raises for your shoulders and do some exercises for your forearms I don't know what to call them but you curl your hands in to your forearms while holding weights then do your curls for biceps and you might as well work on your legs too.

>>17255842
I was gonna shave this week. really thanks for your advice btw!

>>17255787
For me, it's not weird at all.
I walked in front of my parents naked all the time and they did the same, when we lived together.

you're the weirdo

op, you might have some unresolved childhood issues.

Self bump

An hero

>work
>support family
>go back to school when you can

If your family is super poor and you and your mom are the only ones with an income, what the fuck do you think the consequence will be for them? Immense trauma, mother with intense guilt, scarring your other family members, funeral costs, less money, etc.
If you want to 'get out', do something you like. Hike, play sports, shitpost on 4chan, talk to friends, read a book, whatever. Just don't commit suicide. Everyone will be worse off.

What?

Can I ask to get some confirmation from the landlord first?

I presume he's going to just ask me to send him the deposit to make sure I'm serious about moving in. But if I do that and he dissapears I literally have no leg to stand on.

The guy is already doing me a favour by pushing the move-in date forward a week so I don't want to sound like I don't trust him.

>>17255758
Yes you can.

>>17255707
Literally do what you want.

Just tell her you can't go to prom for some unfortunate reason.

You probably will lose your chance to fuck her though, because most likely she plans on getting laid, regardless of if it's with you or whatever other guy she goes with.

I say go and just have fun, man.

Why is it so important for you to be Forever Alone?

>>17255726
It's not like I've never fucked a girl before. I did even have a few relationships that lasted for a while.

But I don't really see the point in going to prom and fucking her. I might as well just jerk off. Same effect, but less exhausting.

>>17255689
>I can't just go half-shirtless somewhere and put my tits on a desk.
Why not?

Men tend to ignore girls they don't find attractive. They don't exist.
If they often start a chat chances are they are already in the bag.

>>17255701
Because somehow the only fragment of dignity and self-respect I have left just had to be the one that keeps me from trannying up for disgusting old dudes.

Also, I'd make a really fucking ugly woman.

Without a lot of info to go on, I'd say maybe. You should just experiment with it and see how it goes. Take her up on her offer, use her shower, then try to make conversation after.

>>17255698
Honestly it's probably too late now. My shower has been fixed and I'm not going to be going to the front desk all the time just to talk to her.

I'm just shit at figuring out what flirting is. Even when I do find a girl that likes me I can't do anything with her because I don't know that she likes me.

>>17255723
Just pretend your shower is still broken and try it once to see how it goes, you idiot

>>17255626
Shave your head.

>>17255626
>>17255626
I don't understand why simple questions like this are posted.
>go get it fixed elsewhere or by yourself
>if it's too short shave it off learn to Rock shaved head
>if you are female wear hats
>if none of the above works do confidence building exercises

And if none of those work then admit you want the attention for this >>17255626
I don't understand why simple questions like this are posted.
>go get it fixed elsewhere or by yourself
>if it's too short shave it off learn to Rock shaved head
>if you are female wear hats
>if none of the above works do confidence building exercises

And if none of those work then admit you want the attention for this tragedy in your world

Shave your head for charity.

Make a massive deal about it, attention whore the shit out of it.