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what hairstyle can i get with a fucking triangle shape face my hair doesnt grow straight like the guy in the pic so i can do that, pls help

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I have my transfer orientation in 2 days. Im scared. Im awkward and never know what to say or how to make friends. I always go into loner mode and eat alone, sit alone, and avoid. I wanna act all happy but it feels so fake. I wanna have friends tho. I dont know how to make friends. Help?

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>have a bf
>occasionally get the desire to fuck chicks
>feel inadequate that I haven't fucked a chick
Why do I feel this way ?

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I have apparently something called sticky poo syndrome according to google, ?I have to wipe my ass an inordinate amount of times to get all the poop and stink off, and it's annoying.

I've found that adding water to the tissue paper helps to reduce the number of wipes used. My question is would hot or cold water be better at wiping the poo away? Would hot water melt the poo and make it easier to wipe off, or just smear it more, or cook the poo so it sticks? Conversly would cold water help to lessen the smear and it off more easily or would it harden the poo?

Which is better at getting poo off? Hot or Cold Water?

Also for fun which number on the chart best describes your last stool?

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There's this girl in my class who has a kinda dumpy body and she's a larger girl but she's has a really pretty face for a fat chick and a pretty great personality and I think we like each other.

Should I go forward with it if I find out she's single?

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So I'm living with my family to save money for college, which is something I'm thankful for. But my family has this really weird issue with food.

For instance out of pocket I bought two pizzas for my brother, father and I with some chicken for my mother. My mother has celiac disease, the real gluten auto immune disease that the people with allergies try to mimic so I try to make sure to keep her in consideration. I was exhausted, went to bed early, and I found out my father ate all of the chicken I got for my mother and my brother managed to eat 1.5 pizzas by the time I get back home the next day (how was he not vomiting afterwards?) My mother decided to rant to me about how she felt slighted over this, rather than the guy who you know acted like an ass.

Then a while later, I make a bunch of egg nog. Way more than a family should be able to consume in a couple of days. Well my father drank 2/3 of it overnight, and I decide to add some extra cream to what was left and make some icecream out of it. Yet again when I come back home the next day, I found out my brother ate it all. These are all just examples that have happened over the past couple of weeks, far from the only examples.

When I complain to them about this shit, they'll usually pay back the cost of whatever I bought. But it still rubs me raw because there's also the time and effort I put into whatever I had made. On top of that my father and brother have no taste, they can barely taste the difference between Kraft and something homemade so I know they're not appreciating the effort involved either. I'm not crazy for feeling this way am I? I feel more appreciated when I make something at a friends place than with my family lately.

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How much is money supposed to matter?

It seems like its 90% of a relationship for many people.

Is it wrong I just want to make enough money to be independant and date people based on personality? Would I be memeing myself thinking that personality is worth anything?

Also im not marying and im forcing a girl to sign some contracts if she wants to have kids meaning I dont have child support if she leaves me.

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so I'm 19 and just got a job at grocery store. the position they offered me was "quality assurance" which is basically fucking janitor


I hate walking around with the fucking cart all day in the store esp when hot girls walk by I feel like a slave. how do I feel better about myself and not sweat my ass off every day

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Help, what am I supposed to do when this happens?

I go to a restaurant, and the moment I step in the door, the people who prep my food shout over to me "hello".

As I get closer to see the menu, they ask me what do I want.

I don't fucking know yet, I didn't see the menu yet fuck!!
They proceed to stare at me, waiting for my immediate answer, I try to stand away from them, out of line and I still get stared at. Then another employee shows up to ask me if something is wrong.

When I'm clearly looking at the menu!
Can't they see I'm DECIDING.
How do I get these people to stop looking at me, while I'm trying to figure out what I want.
I want them to not talk to me.

I end up ordering food I never wanted because people get impatient and keep asking me.

If I go to a sit down restaurant with a server, she will fucking stare at me and wait till I decide, when I want her to fuck off and let me think.

I'll try to find a way to get her to go away temporarily but she's back after a minute repeating what do I want. It's so annoying.

Even if I tell people "I need time to see what's on the menu" these fuckers call me out every minute, asking if I figured what I wanted yet. HELLO I AM STILL LOOKING AT THE MENU AND NOT YOU. If I knew what I wanted, I would've approached you retards. I am an adult yet I don't know why they don't have common sense that I want to look at the fucking menu first, look at prices and calculate this all in my head. Let me think deeply before ordering.

> TL;DR
How do I look at the menu at restaurants without having the employees talk to me, or ask what I want and stare at me?

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Are there any jobs in things like baking, farming, blacksmithing, folk arts, or landscaping that can get you enough money to live on?

I ask because I hate the idea of being in some office building working at a computer for the rest of my life. I've been in development and IT jobs following a CS degree for the past few years and it's a nightmare.

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>long story short, be friends with a girl for two years while knowing she was in love with me
>led her on very much, despite my saying I didn't feel the same way
>she's leaving the country and will be gone for a while
>made me realize how I took her for granted this whole time
>about a month ago, we get drunk and I kiss her; we've had sex a few times since that night
>feel like I'm starting to have feelings for her, and to boot we've always talked daily from good morning to good night
>she basically gave an ultimatum today, saying it was her fault "for keeping having feelings toward you while I know that you've never felt anything"

I feel like the right thing to do is to let her go, because she's in love and I basically am not. But I care about her a lot as a person and it'd hurt to lose her. But if I were to try things with her, it's starting off on such unequal footing.

Please help, /adv/

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Ok, so in short I failed a class in college and dropped four of the other ones I had and passed one class with a C.

I haven't told my parents about it but recently my mom set me up with a client of hers (she's a lawyer) to work at their office. I literally hate this environment and the people are all really robotic. She thought since my first year of college is over I would have to immediately start interning. Only problem is is that I'm not learning or gaining anything that I can put on a resume that employers would be impressed by. They literally had me organize a fuck-load of papers and staple things for just above minimum wage. Worst part about it is that I explained to her that this is a waste of time but her rebuttal is that I will make money and that's all that matters.

My fear is that if I blow this off she will find out out about my grades, which is ultimately inevitable, and then force me to work there. I don't care about the money, I would work unpaid if I could gain experience or just have meaningful work to personally gain from.

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>be 29
>be socially retarded, possibly autistic
>no friends or gf
>no interest in dating or marriage
>quit high paying software dev job months ago due to abusive boss
>unemployed and about to be broke
>parents think i'm a failure no matter what I do or how much money I make
>only choice is to move back in with them
>no hope for the future because work and life experience so far has made me hate everything and everyone
>only thing that sometimes makes me happy is consuming 80s/90s entertainment from my childhood

I keep finding it more and more difficult to find a reason to want to keep living. What's the point when life is already so shitty and I know it's only going to get worse from now on? I also realize I'm contributing absolutely nothing to society and only wasting resources by continuing to exist, so isn't it selfish to not kill myself?

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I just can't seem to do it. No matter what I try, I have never had any girl reciprocate feelings with me.
I know that 18 is young and I know that it is quite common for most boys my age to still remain single, but I would like some good, honest advice.
How did any of you find your soulmate? Or even a nice casual relationship that didn't last that long? I think I'm getting a little desperate, and I'll be heading to college soon. I might have better chances there. For those of you wondering, I am not ugly and I'm not obese. I'm decent looking, athletic, 5'9", 190 lbs, and have little to no facial hair.

Thoughts?

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Is it normal to feel completely detached from your life? I was in an abusive situation for a few years, it left me a bit damaged. Among other issues, the most obvious and strangest is that I feel as if I have died. I'm left with a vague recollection of the abuse I endured, but most of my other memories have faded and feel unfamiliar. It feels like I'm living in someone else's skin. My family is foreign to me. The life I had before the abuse is gone.

No matter how hard I try, I can't remember what my personality was like. Right now I'm an empty shell with the personality of bread. I want to undo the damage that has been done, but I don't know where to start. My thoughts are incredibly scattered and really, I just feel lost.

I'm not really looking for advice I guess (since the answer to my problems is likely therapy), I just want to know that I'm not alone. Some form of comfort, something to keep me from killing myself before I'm convinced I've gone insane.