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>>17255259
>Tinder
>decent women

No wonder you aren't having any luck. Maybe try hobbies or social clubs or other such things where you could meet women. I don't know, take a pottery course or something. Women are kinda everywhere, you just have to get them to talk with you.

>>17255275
But like what is it with bipolar women and Tinder? Am I the only one that's experiencing this phenomenon?

so out of like, fifty million people on tindr, you go out with four, and they all turn out to be a certain way, and it turns out they all have bipolar disorder. so you conclude that everyone on the app has bipolar rather than wondering what is it about you that attracts people with bipolar disorder. huh.

>>17255200
Write your number on a piece of paper and come to class late-ish one day. Casually drop it on her table or whatever as you walk in and see what happens. This is all assuming that you've hit it off to a degree which warrants talking again.

Or just hurry the fuck up and catch up to her after class when she leaves.

Straight up ask her. "Hey, want to get coffee or something tomorrow"
"What are you doing for lunch"

Etc

>>17255208
And "can't catch her" isn't s valid excuse

>>17255199

>most google searches dont follow under these circumstances

what circumstances?
>wants to move out
>legally cant

saying 'but he wants to move out...' doesnt change the circumstances.

if he has something serious going on he can get emancipated but he needs a way to actually support himself. if his parents legit dont care, consider just asking them. he probally isnt recently 17 and wont mind letting him get a head start, but you didnt tell us anything other than hes 'uncomfortable' so we dont know

>>17255207
the main question is, since he has graduated, does that change anything with the "wanting to move out" situation.
his parents are not supportive of the idea.

>>17255215

nope. if that was the case they wouldnt have an age to move out, they'd just make it after highschool.

>>17255163
Risk it to get the biscuit, OP. Make it obvious that you want to be more than friends. Also we don't know this woman so we don't know what will work best with her.

Hang yourself

The way to not fuck up, is to get fucked up together, and then you can fuck. Consider doing alcohol or drugs.

Drink water and eat real food go to a walk in

>>17255158
apply for welfare

> couldnt do anything nice for them in the end

M8 you about to kill them or something? You still got youre entire life ahead of you and your parents can prob last at least 25 years so just fix your health and start making small plays

>>17255104
It sounds like a poly relationship isn't for you.
Thats really just it.

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>>17255104
Real talk now mate. It's only an "open relationship" if both of you have other partners. You've managed to land yourself in a position where you're getting cucked - by another woman - in such a way that if you complain about it, your mrs (I use that term in it's loosest sense) can spin it like you're the one who's in the wrong and if you push it too far she'll kick you out and replace you with her femme-bull.

>>17255098
Start by learning C, then get SDL. There's tutorials and shit for free, google is your friend. Branch out after that, learning other languages once you've learned the first one will be easier. It's (mostly) all the same concepts, just tailored to different tasks. First language will probably take 2-6 months to really master, but you can start making stuff long before that.

>How hard does it get?
No upper limit, DESU. Most of it comes from attempting ambitious complex shit rather than intrinsic difficulty in programming. Be especially wary of getting obsessed with writing "clever" code that runs slightly faster but is impossible to make sense of when you read it a week later. They say you shouldn't write code that's as smart as you can be, because you'll need to be smarter to fix it when it breaks.

>>17255098
>mfw just right when I was about to beging learning to code at Codecademy my laptop struck by lightning

>>17255133
I'm super extremely dumb at math and programming codes looks exactly like them. Should I relearn math? Until what subject of math I should learn to enchance my logic enough to learn programming?

Thank you for answering this question asked by a worthless person.

>>17255143
OP here. You think Codecademy could be worth my time?

Just be youCOFFEEr self

>>17255086
Will coffee help make OP's life more interesting

>>17255415
I am drinking some right now and I am interesting. I'm a loser but that's still interesting.

>>17255055
1. Pretend you're a wet fish. It's still sexual and not "gropey" since fish don't have hands. Make sure you're wet, I can't stress that enough. I once banged a girl with this magic technique.

2. Just go to her and randomly ask her out. If she rejects you you're a loser and you must leave the group. It's just how human tribes are supposed to work.

>>17255084
could you expand on that please?

problem is i dont want to get kicked out the group because i need it to meet more people

>>17255103
Just take her aside and ask her out out of the blue without knowing each other first. Make sure to do it anxiously and not maintaining eye contact. If she rejects you, you're automatically banished from the group. You must feel defeated and go to r9k and complain about the unfairness of life.

Make sure she's not insane. How insane is your sister, bro?

>>17255018
She never used to be, but now I wonder. Sadly, I live a few states away from her now.

>>17255032
You must go back

But... but... but... why?

>>17254979
that's life, I do what I must until death comes.

>>17254984
Why don't you sleep properly, you fucking sack of shit?

Why the anxiety? You can't pay rent, your dog is about to die? Your girl is cheating on you? Please tell me right now you piece of shit.

>>17254980
My job.

>>17254986

get a new job

No. The self help industry is a bunch of pseudo-philosophy and pop psychology that usually offers nothing of value to people who really need help. See a professional rather than wasting time/money going to these kinds of seminars.

Jack Black

>>17254997
I'm not necessarily asking about the seminars. You can easily watch his shit on Youtube or read his articles.

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>>17254891
-I sucked my best friend's dick. I see this guy everyday, and I can't even look into his eyes anymore. Our year long friendship has been ruined forever by me. He doesn't seem phased by it at all and doesn't bring it up either, but I just know it will never be the same. He may be cheerful as usual, but I can't be on an equal level with him anymore now that I fucking sucked his dick and he only rubbed mine. I'm fucking ashamed, I even revealed disgusting fantasies to him like me sucking his dick while he played LoL (of course he declined, who in their right mind would do something like that? What the fuck is my problem jesus christ the internet ruined me for good.)

-I didn't really enjoy it. Sure, I was pretty fucking excited when I touched his dick, but in the end it ruined my life. I also think that my friend is pretty ugly and I only like traps. I think the reason why I did it is because if I can't get into a cute girlxgirl relationship I go for the next best thing. Or something like that.

-I pretty muched forced him. All the time he just went along with whatever I did. He didn't really resist, but he also didn't care about anything in that moment. I feel fucking shitty for when I touched his dick when he passed out for a short time. I'm fucking disgusting.

-I had sexual contact, which makes me a non virgin in my opinion. I feel like I don't belong on /r9k/ or wizardchan anymore, and it makes me feel like I have nowhere else to go. I used to laugh about stacies being total whores, now I'm one of them and I just want to die. No one on this planet can relate to what I'm going through. I don't want anyone, 3D or 2D, to bother about a straight guy that sucked dick.

cont...

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>>17254895
Yuri, and moe in general, makes me feel like human garbage. Everytime I see a picture I would normally consider cute, I have to think of what I did that night, and that I'm a fucking worthless faggot that doesn't deserve looking at this stuff. I also feel like even if I would die that god wouldn't turn me into a cute lesbian anymore (I'm completely fucked in the head, yes.).

-I don't think there is any kind of solution to my problem. The damage is done, I can't un-suck my best friend's dick, I can't become a virgin again. My carefree happy days as a guy who enjoys anime a lot are gone forever and I will never get them back.

My parents know that something is wrong with me, I'm almost constantly crying like an autistic little piece of shit, but I can't tell them what happened. And when I say to them that they can't help me, I see the sadness in their eyes. Tomorrow I'm going to an event where you can talk to a psychologist for an hour for free and I'm gonna vent about everything there as well.

Pic related is what used to be one of my favorite pictures. When I look at it now I only feel regret, shame and the desire to end it all. Please help me.

Lol fag

People rarely like their bosses, stop being a whiny bitch

>>17254874
It's not about that.
I'm fucked in the head right now and i have to choose between a double edge sword. I want to know from an outsider's perspective which one sounds better.

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