Guys, I never thought I'd have THIS kind of problem but

>>17255707
Literally do what you want.

Just tell her you can't go to prom for some unfortunate reason.

You probably will lose your chance to fuck her though, because most likely she plans on getting laid, regardless of if it's with you or whatever other guy she goes with.

I say go and just have fun, man.

Why is it so important for you to be Forever Alone?

>>17255726
It's not like I've never fucked a girl before. I did even have a few relationships that lasted for a while.

But I don't really see the point in going to prom and fucking her. I might as well just jerk off. Same effect, but less exhausting.

>>17255707
>Question: How do I politely decline without losing my chance of fucking her later?

Answer: Go to prom with grill and git it faggot.

If you don't show interest now she'll think you're not interested in it at all, and will probably grab some rando. Do you want some rando fag getting what should be yours?

You might not be feeling up for it now, but I'd say go to prom with her anyways. A 8/10 doesn't just drop out of the sky everyday and you get to fuck her guaranteed. Why stay home and be alone when you can have a great experience? Fuck that shit, go out there and have some irl fun.