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So recently I've discovered something. Sometimes when it's the time that my girlfriend shoves tablecloths up her snizzatch, she leaves bloody paper in the toilet but it's like little blotches of red. The red and white combo reminds me of imitation crab and I become uncontrollably aroused.

Wat do

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To put it simply, I'm one of those incest freaks. Nothing son-mother shit, just your average bro-sis, cousin-cousin. I've already fucked up half of my family because of this fetish, but I dont know how to stop.
I just can't.
>I've developed a 'little sister complex' with any girl that looks like my cousin or sister.
How do I fix my brain?
>is it normal for teenagers to be this fucked up?

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do women find intelligence attractive or is that just a meme

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This is going to be a long one,

>just turned 18, still in school because got held back
>dad lost his job 5 months ago
>his workplace fired him since he wasn't part of their religion (its ohio so its legal)
>they get a bunch of employees to lie that he hated women as the reason
>unemployment gets reversed and we have to pay back over 8k
>dad started a new job this week
>its for less money and a position lower than what he was
>my mom has to start working again

I feel like the right thing for me to do is get a job, but I have two issues:

>I'm a huge manchild that doesn't want to work
>My grades would most likely suffer badly like they did for my friends that worked full time in school

My parents say they don't want me to get a job since I will have an entire lifetime to work, but I want to make sure I do the right thing.

I am also convinced that I have social anxiety, I haven't been able to go to the doctor (no insurance) and I am embarrassed to talk to her about it.

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I need some career advice. I don't know if this is the best place for it, but here goes. I'm currently at a school with a top 10 journalism college where I'm studying advertising. The thing is I don't think I really want to be in advertising, being involved in the glamorization of material things.

More recently I have been meditation and reading books about buddhism and its teachings. This is part of what led me to my change of heart I believe. I want to travel, and be able to experience different cultures. I graduate next may with my degree in advertising, but I now don't know what I am going to do with it. Any help? Feel free to ask any questions

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I want to buy my boyfriend a promise ring, but I'm a little worried that it'll come off as strange or weird for a female to buy a male a ring. Opinions?

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existential dread inc.

so lately i've been thinking over the idea that (similar to Andy Weir's "The Egg"), i could be the single form of consciousness in the world and everyone else is just a reincarnation of myself and all that jazz. that, combined with ideas of existential nihilism make me think that i'm literally alone in the universe and everything else, and it's an incredibly lonely feel.

how can i convince myself otherwise? because i'm very fixed on this idea and it sucks pls help

i don't mean to sound pretentious or whatever, it's a legitimate fear.

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hey /adv/,

I am not sure how many of you are into Wiccan spells, but I have been trying some of them out. I do believe that the mind is an incredibly powerful thing, and if you concentrate on certain things, you can indeed change your life around.

I have already done a lot of these things subconsciously in my life, and some of my problems have resolved on their own.

So, in the past few days I have been casting white magic spells on an ex of mine, whom I haven't seen in 6 months. [I have used this time to recover.] After doing the spells I have gotten friends to text me randomly, without expecting it. It seems like the gods are calling in other people to connect with me, but not the one who I want.

For example, in the middle of a spell that I was casting on my ex, two of my friends texted me within 2 minutes apart. This is not a coincidence; there are things that happen for a reason, and not due to sheer chance or coincidence alone.

I've done a couple of other spells today, and my ex best friend has texted me randomly out of the blue. I was thinking about her the other day actually, and as thinking of texting her; however she beat me to it. This text is also certainly not of sheer coincidence.

Finally today I was at the library and I was talking with some stranger about a 3-d printer and his hobbies with photography. He was instantly attracted to me as a friend or as a person, and he walked me back to my car. We exchanged numbers.

Again, I do see many people in my environment being pulled in, and friends are popping back into my life, and additionally, I find it very easy to connect with strangers on an emotional level. Everything is becoming easier, however, I still haven't gotten exactly what I wanted.

I do believe in extra sensory perception, because again many things are not explained by sheer chance alone. I do think that there are planned events that go on, and you can influence them with the power of thoughts, feelings, intentions, prayers,spells.

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>Don't want to work ever
>Just want to get a job where I can be wage thief and play video games 7 hours a day while making 20k a year.

Help me /r9k/
My High-school gym teacher would sit around all day and play Bejeweled. How do I achieve his success?

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Hello /adv/, i have a request for each and everyone of you, if you have a second. Do you know of any stories about outcasts, losers and other pathetic persons that in the end managed to become great and/or successful? Could you post them? I'm a pathetic kissless virgin jobless fat shit and reading stories of people who became something from zero somehow boosts me up.

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Recently I discovered that my mind is somehow preventing me from achieving erections. I used to fap 5 times a day for the past 2 years. When I try to force it I feel slight pain in my head. I think it stems from anxiety of me fearing that I may want to fap to animals, kids, or fat men despite never actually wanting to do so. How can I gain my easily accessible boners back?

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Are there any dentists here? I just want to know if this is normal.

>Had a minor cavity between two teeth, resulting in two fillings.
>It became painful after the fillings, so the dentist redid one side with a silver filling.
>The pain hasn't gone away after 2.5 months since the original filling.
>Dentist says I'll need root canal if the pain doesn't go away on it's own.

Is this an unfortunate thing that can happen with this type of filling, or is my dentist incompetent? Should I go to a different dentist for the root canal?

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My gf caught me jacking off to granny porn. Is that worse than being caught jacking off to other porn? Shes asking all kinds of questions. What do?

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okay, /adv/. i have asthma.
it's generally not that bad, but on saturday i started coughing really bad and feeling overall icky and gross. i thought it was just a cold since i had gone swimming in a really cold pool the day before, but on monday i realised i was just getting worse. my mom made me a doctor's appointment yesterday and i found out i have strep throat AND bronchitis. so ive been spending the past 5 days sitting on my ass in bed because i thought i had a cold and it's been bad enough, and now i have to spend the next 9 days sitting on my ass in bed so i can recover. i already have antibiotics, and i have to wear a mask whenever any of my family members come into my room. ive been bored as fuck when i'm not coughing so hard i gag and stomach acid with phlegm comes up, which tastes really gross. i cant even play vidya because i cant focus and i die constantly.
so, /adv/, what should i do for the next week to keep myself occupied? it has to be something i can do sitting down, unfortunately. pls help a bro out.

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I am 6 weeks into a part time work placement in a kitchen. It's nothing major or even taxing, it's just cut some carrots here and wash some plates there for several hours a day. Four weeks from now it """may""" lead to an actual paying part time job. Today I pretended I was sick and called off the rest of the week.

The last week has been pretty shit. I basically got kicked out of the only personal community I've been part of for years, partly because I'm a shitty negative person and partly because a woman being a woman. This situation cannot be amended, because said cunt is now overlord. I can still directly talk with the people that matter regardless. However, being tossed aside so casually by people I've known for years at the behest of one cunt has obviously still affected me alot. I've angry and have lost all desire to do anything again. I just to say "fuck everything fuck you", hide in my cave, lie face down on my bed and never come out.

Right now I seriously just feel like straight up quitting the placement and going back to full neeto. I've always been a lazy shit and had trouble working my whole life, but obviously there will be consequences for doing this. It's actually a decent placement, everyone has been nice and helpful and it's pretty easy. On the other hand, there will be other opportunities in the future, and I don't want to waste peoples time if I don't really want to, but opportunities like these don't pop up everyday. I'm thinking of just stepping back from everything and going through the NHS depression service (ye i'm a britbong) to see if I can finally get my shit together.

wat do?