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GBY - hopefully with time the past will disappear, and start to fill with different people. If you are an adult, maybe try to move, different town city state whatever - maybe the change of scenery can create new memories

>>17290810
I tried to do that but the government actually refused to let me leave. I'm not a criminal or anything like that. A lot of us in Canada are being forced to be Canadian because the majority have no desirability and want to molest and use those who do. The Canadian government, inducing law enforcement, play a game of trying to rub their crotches on desirable people :-/

Seriously... That part of the Canadian sense of humour.

People are surprisingly resistant to this kind of shit. You'll deal with this, especially if you'll find the right one.

make sure you wont lose your job since that might mean something, unless you dont care about that

get up some nerve one night walking around, and tell her you have never had a girlfriend, because you have never met a girl like you before, would you like to be my girl?

remember you might get your feelings hurt, or you might get a girlfriend - weigh the options out, and be prepared to flip the coin, 'cause it might land on either side

>>17290846
yeah, don't say that. Ask her out for coffee or lunch. You should get to know her a little better first probably

>>17290930

This. It is not that hard. Take her out somewhere and see if she likes you back. Never tell her about being KV and other stuff like that. Good luck anon!

Go to a mens store and get sized, you fucking idiot. Best to get slip on shoes because you are likely too stupid to tie laces.

Chris Pratt is wearing a 'normal' men's cut in that frame. Nothing fancy, no frills. You're thinking of that slim European cut, which you will likely not be able to pull off, no matter who tries to sell it to you.

Personally, I think the slim/european cut looks ridiculous, as if you took a suit that was too small and made the shoulders fit and nothing else. You won't be able to pull off that look unless you are a ridiculously cut model, a homosexual, or both. If you have the same kind of frame as chris pratt (i.e, normal) then you should get that same style of suit. His suit fits perfectly, it just looks a bit tight because of the way he's posed - you don't generally sit there with your hands in your pockets. It's moving the hem of his jacket out and stretching the front of his pants so they look like his hips are too wide.

Save up ~$100 bucks or so and go to Macy's and get sized. Tell them you'd like a suit in a traditional men's cut, pants on your shoes and and sleeves no more than 3/4ths of an inch past your wrist. You should be able to cup the hem of the jacket with your fingers when your arms are hanging straight down. Get a decent pair of loafers or oxfords in a muted color without too much patterning, which draws attention to your shoes, not somewhere you want people to be looking. As a gentleman, you don't want your suit to be 'loud' either, so pick one in blue, black, or grey. Subtle pinstripes are okay, and may even be beneficial as they'll let you match socks/tie to more colors.
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>>17291084

Unless you're fluctuating 30 lbs or so and ~3 inches on your waist, the fit is not going to be much of a problem. Jackets are fitted to your arm length, shoulders, and chest, for the most part, so it won't get too tight unless you develop a huge gut, and it's almost impossible for it to become baggy unless you are seriously overweight and lose it or are still growing. Same goes for pant length. Waist size is the obvious problem as mentioned earlier with weight gain especially, and if your ass gets too big it won't fit properly across the front and the stretching will show off your fly and make it look weird across the front.

For ~100 dollars, you will be getting a suit off the rack. Occasionally they will try to sell you on some kind of glue-fitting. Do not buy into this, because it will disintegrate after 4 or 5 times at the dry-cleaners. Check the material of the jacket. You should be able to separate it a little bit by rubbing your finger and thumb in a circle while you have it pinched - this means that the layers are actually sewn together and not, as previously mentioned, glued. Not every part is going to fit perfectly, but that's fine. You're better off getting something with a little more material in it, because this will help with the next step. Afterwards you should take your suit and get it tailored. She'll draw in the sleeves and hem (make sure you give the same instructions as before, because she may want to bring them up extra to show off socks/sleeves unnecessarily like in a euro-cut) and fix the material across the hips and back/shoulder if necessary. You can probably find an asian lady in town who will do the whole thing for 20-30 bucks.

Source: Father owned a clothing store for 10 years, still does all my clothier/tailoring.

That should just about cover it.

Dude you have the goods it seems - if youre getting the approaches and flirting, so you have to start giving a little

She wants you to hang out with her friends, you have to do it eventually. Split it up, one day her shit one day yours - make those deals straight up when she asks you to do her thing

If you want all dude stuff in a woman find another dude - sike maybe hit up match or tinder with all your wishes and maybe catch what you want

>>17290880
Thanks desu, i know i have the good traits. My friends never match the girls i meet so i typically just split days, mine being alone with her. The cow town im in sort of sucks so i come off as boring sometimes.

>>17290902
Dude bring her along with your friends - They will act all different and you will be the one with the girl. That will boast your status as being the top dog in your group, and she might like that

- or think they are dweebs and dump you? haha no but if you live where nothing is you don't have many options

You should never have fucked her bare, stupid. The pull out method does NOT work.

>>17290770

My buddy's fuck buddy used to do this to him all the fucking time. I finally convinced him to just cut contact with her, since she wanted to be with him desperately but he just wanted to fuck.

Surprise surprise, a few months later, the next dude she was with? Baby.

Don't suffer this shit and end it unless you want a fuckin' kid.

>>17290777
My endurance is pretty good, I don't even drip for at least 10 minutes. Usually takes about 20-25 to cum even when I'm on top. We do it like that every now and then and she always gets off before I'm even close and has never tried to do anything like this. It was different this time, she was totally different all day before and after.

>>17290756
Nah. Just let him rot.

>>17290756
Sorry for grammar mistakes I am posting this from my iPad

Wait it out even more, and make him grovel back when he is old and broke - trust your other family members actions on him

Yes. It's normal. It took me years to get over the death of my uncle, and I still think about him sometimes. He died 12 years ago now.

>>17290747
My brother passed away 5 years ago, great grandmother 3 years ago, my closest cousin died 3 months ago, and my grandfather 2 weeks ago.
After my brother, honestly, nothing hurts as badly. But my family is still torn up inside about it, my father and mother. I've more or less moved on, by doing things like "he totally would enjoy doing this with me."
However, the worst things that happen, are when you have a dream, a dream that you feel is so real, and they're back with you, and you even ask them if this shit is real, and then after you're ready to accept them back into your life, you wake up and they're gone all over again.

>>17290747
Meet up with a friend/relative you like who knew him, and remember the good times and laugh and cry it out; just let it out, the peace will come

By internet it's not possible afaik.
If you can get close to her just get a super strong magnet and wipe her phone.
There are probably other ways to format her phone, but they would all still require being able to touch the phone
You could also try exposing her abusiveness or even try to take her to court for blackmail

It is an android, if I could get her password I could reset the cellphone by the google security.
thanks for the help btw :)

even if you were to get close to her cell there's a possibility she has a lock on it.

you could try the magnet thing, but it wouldn't be a good idea to get that close to her again because she might hurt you.

my advice would be to just block her on social media. if she tries emailing, texting or calling you then save that. if she tries getting you in trouble with your job then it'd be a good idea to file a restraining order.

>>17290686
What does 1321q mean?

>>17290686
Both, nothing stopping you.

>>17290688
132 IQ

>>17290694

I dont have unlimited free time and i find spamming one thing is the best way to learn.

>>17290677
No batteries required.

>>17290677
Bump. Wondering the same thing

have organs
have bones
the end

Scars are only cool if you have an interesting story to go with it. Why do you need/want one? It doesn't seem like you're a body modder.

>>17290675
I need to remind myself about something everytime i wake up, and i need it to be permanently. To remind me about the consequences that will happen if I do it again. I can't get a tatto, im broke af.

>>17290682
Little monochrome tattoos can be really cheap. If you've got balls or a shitty hipster acquaintance you can go the stick & poke route but you've gotta be careful as fuck not to sicken yourself with ink or get an infection there. Giving yourself a scar isn't gonna be easy since by nature for a wound to scar it has to be rough and generally not like a knife wound. Alternatively, paint something on your wall or get a bracelet or something that you never take off, there are plenty of ways to set long term reminders that don't involve stabbing yourself.

>>17290663
Tell him what you want you dumb slut, a vibrator on the clit is the fastest way.

Are you the only one or are there masses of women attention whoring here? It all sounds the same, at this point I think you're probably male, don't deny it as I won't believe you.

>>17290673
I literally just said that I don't orgasm from using a vibrator on myself. Any other brilliant ideas?

>>17290663
if you aren't cumming with a vibrator you probably aren't going to cum from oral. you're a difficult girl. have you cum at all before?

bump for visibility

>>17290651
What you don't want to hear is that you already know all the answers here.

If you want to cheat on her, leave her. If after two years you don't see yourself with this one forever, just get the fuck out. The sooner the better.

If you want to stick it out with her then to stop being such a faggot you must stop putting yourself in positions where you can cheat on her. Get off Tinder, for example. People's actions have more to do with their given situation than their personality, so even if you're the pope you shouldn't be flirting with other girls or you'll end up cheating on this one.

>>17290651
Once you cheat the bond is broken - you will always have the lie there; it will always be there

If you want to roll the dice you might crap out - or you might double up. Just remember once its done its done and it happened and you deal with all that shit

nah

don't

you wrote it for yourself not for her

>>17290655
>you wrote it for yourself not for her
No, I wrote it for her.

>>17290661
What do you hope to gain?

>>17290640
Also please no bully.

>>17290640
I have the same issue, is your shy bladder caused by anxiety? Mine is

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>>17290644
Maybe if you had a hot girl bully you, you'd pee