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Hey i got a warning, and it is not even my post.
How does one deal with this shit?
ps. i know this for a fact coz i don't browse /a/
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Dynamic IP, perhaps
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>>17293559
Are you using mobile internet perhaps? I got "banned for posting CP" once when I tried to post from my phone.
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>>17294561
I have 4G connection.
There's a girl I knew in High school (pic related is her in the left), we hadn't talked for almost a year (since graduation) but recently just started talking again she seemed fairly excited about it too. We were fairly close (known each other since Elementary School) but never actually hung out together outside of school.
I think she may have liked me in High School. Her friends (also my friends) would ask me if I was into her, tell me that I should ask her to dances, quickly stop talking when I came by and giggle etc. I'm fairly sure in High School girl this meant she liked me but I'm not sure.
>So was I misinterpreting this behavior or no?
Like I said we recently just started talking again and I don't know if she has a boyfriend, I don't think she does but:
>Should I ask her if she has one and how?
>Should I ask her out and how?
>How do I stop being so nervous about talking to her?
I just turned 19 and I'm a complete autist whose never gone on a date. Please help me, I really like her and don't want to fuck this up.
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Bump for help.
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She clearly was into you in high school and she clearly wants you now since she's talking to you so happily and stuff. Just ask her out to coffee, she's a white girl and white girls love that shit. Just relax when you're talking to her and ask her questions about how life's been after high school, stuff like that.
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>>17293556
ask her if she wants to go out for coffee
I repeated your story pretty much exactly except I didn't have the huge hints from her friends (you dumbass)
I asked her if she wanted to go out for coffee. She drove 2 hours for coffee.
Before getting coffee, she pushed me onto the bed, made out with me, and then sucked my dick.
That is all. If you think there is a connection with someone, meet. Don't dance around. Don't play some texting game. Just meet. Natural human things will happen. It doesn't have to be sex. just meet.
MEET.
Was he really a pedophile or is this all right wing propoganda?
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HE was not, his body double, was.
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He was a pedophile. The recent stuff about "animal torture pics" etc is unsupported.
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>>17293549
I am conflicted after the most recent reports. But before them I always believed he was innocent because the first boy that accused him of molestation admitted he made it up after Michael died. They even had recordings of his single father planning one extorting money from Michael by lying about the molestation. After that another boy or two who accused him of molestation came out to say it was all a lie. The media barely covered it. He always seemed like he was just misunderstood.
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So looks like this is it, guys. My fiance cheated on me for half a year and never loved me. Had to cut ties. I am suicidal. I have been depressed for years anyway and am now trolling for herbal SSRIs. The only ones I know of are St. John's Wort - which makes me puke - and Kanna. Does anyone know of any others?
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I will bump for you
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>>17293545
Go to an ER and tell them you want to kill yourself.
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>>17293554
>op just trying to find some weed
>"DONT KILL YOURSELF OP"
OP order pizza and ask if the guy is cool. Ask if he knows where to find any tree. Also ask young black guys working at gas stations etc
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There are websites that connect sperm donors to mostly lesbian couples or single woman who want to have a child and alike. I have an incredibly strong desire which is borderline on fetishism of spreading my seed. I go on these websites once a day mostly fantasising but being to afraid to do anything. Is it a horrible idea to give away my sperm? I really want to go for it but I am afraid that the child will go looking for me in years to come(the curiosity of who your biological father is is inevitable ). Or that the woman could technicaly sue me for child support. Or that this is immoral and very strange and if i get married at some point i would probably have to hide my past hobby from my future significant other. If I go for it should I give my real name ? What is the worst that could happen? If I go for it should I hide it from my friends and family? They are open minded but this is some next level stuff. Here is one website I go to: https://www.coparents.co.uk
Please talk me out of it or give me a push.
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>>17293520
If you're ugly or have bad genes it'll never happen, my autistic friend.
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Relevant
http://nypost.com/2016/06/12/professor-who-donates-sperm-in-city-bathrooms-has-sired-22-kids/
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>>17293520
toss off for free like the rest of us
its not worth it if you dont want to possibly meet lots of children in the future, which would always be a possibility
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I just got this on the meyers tests.
what advice can you tell me.
I was planning on entering CS and become an entrepeneur, it's this a good idea based on the meyers types.
Also, what type of women should I get as a gf?
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I hope to god this is a troll thread
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I think you should kill yourself for thinking MBTI is worth the time you spent filling out the quiz. Personality quizzes on Quizilla were more accurate than MBTI.
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>>17293490
isn't this the advice board?
>>17293498
I just want to talk about it.
I already discussed to death about if it's pseudoscience.
pls leave.
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What are you supposed to do when you've tried everything to beat social anxiety and failed miserably? Suicide? This life is truly tiring.
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>>17293473
what have you tried?
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>>17293473
theres like 18 fucking threads on this topic a minute here. but the whole reason why im here is cause ive nothing better to do.
so why do you think you "fail" and why are you scared of being social
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>>17293473
you have to be more specific about your issues if you want to have a better discussion
So, I just come Back from a club with some friends. At the club there was this really cute new bartender. None of my friends, or me, knew her and she kept on smilling and being very kind each time I came to the bar. She even said "Hi" when I first approached her. Was she into me ? Thats what my friends suggested
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>>17293454
Maybe. Maybe not. Do you really think strangers would be able to tell whether a person who smiles at you and is kind is into you? She could just be a polite person, maybe she's into you, there is like no info here. We can't read minds any more than you can.
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>>17293454
funny
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>>17293457
I asked my friends if she was the same towards TheM and they said No. I sam her talkiem with other people and she was indiffernet towards Them. But with each time I came she was really cheerful, differnet that to other people
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Why does my boyfriend not want me to give him oral or a hand job when I am on my period?
He told me "sex or nothing" and to just wait until I finish my period.
Is he disgusted by me?
I asked him and he just told me to stop being obsessed with "it". Whatever that means. I am not a nympho or anything, we average sex once or twice a week and sometimes go months without it. So I am not obsessed..
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>>17293422
Could be various reasons OP. Oral and handjobs doesn't necessarily feel good per default, perhaps it's not that pleasant for him?
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>>17293422
he sounds weird, but he isnt disgusted by you. thats his weird thing, and has nothing to do with you at all
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>>17293422
Women are honestly pretty shit at blow jobs and hand jobs. Can you consistently make him cum from a bj under ordinary circumstances?
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I was invited to a threesome today and couldnt get hard. I pussied out and said "Ill wait in the car"
am I a complete cuck? is this normal? theres more to this story but with more detail it becomes worse
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>>17293411
You may just not be into threesomes, that's all there can be.
I am into relatively hardcore stuff but today I was like "wow everything is disgusting" so it could also be that you were not in the mood.
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1) You got extremely nervous, it's like normal ED for people about to fuck the girl of their dreams for the first time;
2) You will regret this moment for the rest of your life. On your deathbed, you won't think of that one promotion you got or your first child being born, but of the time you limped out of a threesome.
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>>17293427
A ton of people regret threesomes even if they don't get limp, retard. Don't apply your experiences to everyone else.
Yes that's normal op.
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>with boys a Nd her sister on street trying to find way home on her night out
>bitch is talking on phone for around 20 minutes
>ask when they are Coming to get us?
>says she was talking to answering machine
>lose my shit abd ask wtf is sacking this guys cock or something
>sister starts raging and so does one of the brothers,
>tells me to not come back to there's
>respect that it's his sister and don't
>they leave, I stay stranded on a bench until buses resume
I was completely smashed and did apologise, even if I apologised did they have a right to leave me there?
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>>17293389
what makes you think they need a "right" to leave you there
you said awful shit to somebody and got dumped from a social group. think next time you drink.
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>>17293396
i know, i fkd up bad but I was smashed it was not deliberate,i dont think things are fixable now , ive tried contacting them over and over but no reply
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>>17294709
>I was smashed it was not deliberate
you accidentally got smashed? good thing you learned at a young age that nobody cares about "i was drunk". the things you do while drunk still happened.
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i saw this guy on /soc/ and found him attractive an told him i liked him (i am female). He liked me too so we proceeded to exchange skypes and we spoke with text off and on. I liked him quite a bit and we had similar humor. I found out he had slight autism but i didn't care.
He asked me to be his gf and i said yea and we thus began a long dist relationship. He proceeded to become v obsessed with me which i loved at the time.
Eventually we video and called and talked properly and he kept on saying stuff like "we will be together forever and get married and if we don't i'll be a depressed robot and kill myself".
Him saying this scared me and put me off a lot.
He then confessed to me that all he ever did since we exchanged skypes was think of me, jack off to the thought of me and that if we broke up he'd kill himself and that he's reversed searched image of me and had found my social media and had been stalking me on it (including me persanol tumblr which made me uncomfortable).
He also told me he had weird sexual fetishes (which idgaf much about but just added to the whole scenario)
I proceeded to basically block him and end our relationship.
He's probs depressed and i feel so bad! I also often think of him. but i know if i'd stayed with him any longer it'd just get worse and harder to break off.
WHAT DO?
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>met a guy off /soc/
>expected him to be normal
You did the right thing by ending it, you're not responsible for his emotions.
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>>17293378
Cut off all contact. Tell him you are doing this extremely tersely ("This is unhealthy for both of us and I am ending all contact. Do not expect to ever hear from me again").
Then do not ever contact him again. Ever. In any way. EVER.
He isn't going to kill himself. What might seem and pathetic and scary in a threat like this is actually a twisted way of dominating another person with fear. It's something that sick people do.
Don't ever waste your time on sick people. You cannot fix them.
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Let me take his place
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my boyfriend has a friend whos girlfriend is absolutely a fucking chore to be around. We double date with his friend and hang out in a group with other couples and she and his friend are always in every group we hang with. I can't stand her, in fact, most of the other women in our social groups can't stand her but we can't come up with a nice way of telling the couple to come around less or not at all.
what do I do?
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Why don't you like her? Do the guys have a problem with her, or is it just the women?
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>>17293347
Tell him you can't stand his girlfriend.
What's confusing about this situation?
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>>17293347
>but we can't come up
by "we" do you mean just you or his he honestly fed up too?
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I want to move to another country to avoid my student loans and credit card debt. I have been planning on moving anyways so now seems like the time to do it instead of after paying that shit back. Does anyone have information about the ins and outs of how this works? Which countries are best to go to?
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Are you planning to never visit your friends and family or something?
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>>17293269
CC debt will drop off your report in 7 years, as long as you never answer when a collection agency calls, so go all cash until then - make it worth it, not for just a few grand. IDK about the student loan thing though
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>>17293272
Most of my friends are online anyways. There are a few I would miss as well as family but oh well. I'd imagine after some time I could pay for my mom to come visit me but other than that I can survive moving away from them.
i have no interest in being cucked but i like seeing other people get cucked
what does this make me?
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A shitposter
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>>17293150
a person with a fetish.
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>>17293150
A woman.