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Has anyone here encouraged their wife/gf to get breast implants before?
Everyone says guys don't care that much about whether they're really perfect or not but I am a neurotic perfectionist
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fake boobs look anything but perfect dude
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>>17291074
What if they're just to fix assymmetry/fullness?
I'm not talking about $3000 balloon implants
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Opposite side here
>gf has tits that won't stop growing
>D when we met
>FF as of last measure
>has horrible back problems
>due to sheer size they sag
>cries at least once or twice a month about how she hates her boobs
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Saw my sister naked on Tumblr 2016-06-25 07:04:39 Post No.17291019
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Okay, so keep something in mind:
I understand fully that Tumblr is cancer. It's the breeding ground for feminanzis. But back then (about 1.5 years ago) I was looking at some nice porn on the site. I was not a fag.
Now let me tell my story.
>be me
>sister is hippie rasta fag feminist on tumblr
>she's popular (1000+ subs)
>bored
>need to jerk to some raunch
>scrolling through porn section of Tumblr
>raunchy shit
>stroking weiner
>scroll past a pic of what looks like my sis room
>wtf
>scroll back
>see picture of naked sis dancing
>nonononononononono
>why please no nono
>whaty do i fucking do
>1 year later
>still suppressing memories
So what do I do? I told my friends today about it and they said to go to a therapist or keep my memories suppressed.
help meh pls
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You know anons are just going to ask you for the link, right?
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See a therapist if you feel that's what you need. But also, is there a reason why she'd upload porn of herself? Can she not just find a regular job or??
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>>17291040
She was a feminist fag who tried to make some type of metaphor with her body or some shit. But some guys took her pic and put it on the hardcore porn threads
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Hey /adv/
Long story short, I think I have a stomach ulcer and was in severe stomach pain after eating cereal with milk. I went to the ER and underwent triage but left before being seen by a doctor.
They did blood work and a urine analysis. I did not ride an ambulance there. It was a public hospital. I do have health insurance.
How much am I likely looking at paying for the visit to the ER? I'm a college student and limited on funds. The hospital won't let me know right now because it all needs to be processed first.
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>>17291002
You prob wont pay anything tonight, but maybe $800 - $1500+ depending on where in USA, in a bill sent in mail
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>>17291002
show them your INS card, and you pay copay - maybe $200 - check your plan and find out
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>>17291002
Your insurance company would know. Depends on whether or not you were "out of network" and how high your deductible is. Out of pocket I bet it's like $2000 or less, but with insurance I don't think you'll be paying that much. Unless your insurance sucks, which is somewhat common in this bizarro country.
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Is it normal to go a few years without anybody wanting to date you? It can't be.
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>>17291001
tinder or match and clusterbomb
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Make a thread about this in /r9k/ and you'll get dozens of (You)s
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>>17291001
It better be fucking normal.. going on 3 years without a partner. I'm hopeless when it comes to Tinder and online dating.
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So today I was with my friend, then later on unexpectedly, 2 of his friends show up at his house and they're really nice, but they talk about things I know nothing about and don't really talk much because I don't know what to say when they're talking about their own thing (they all 3 go to a different school than me). How do I make myself more social and get out there more during these situations with big groups?
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Is there anything the three of you share in common? Maybe you could start up a conversation about that. Or perhaps you could ask them more about what they like/experiences they have shared.
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>Is there anything the three of you share in common?
Well when something come's up where I can relate, I do get into the conversations and they go well, but it's just making the conversation that's hard.
>perhaps you could ask them more about what they like/experiences they have shared.
I never thought about that anon, thanks
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>>17290992
Its tough 3 to 1 with any major connections in the group of 3
Maybe jump in and ask about what happened, or say "what did they look like" - try to get them to take a sentence or two to get you involved
Or if you really want to fit in, look up the stuff they talk about, so you can at least follow along better
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>Get gf
>Praise the heavens, she's perfect
>Lose virginity
>Assume the sex will be rare
>I was wrong
>She's hornier than me
>Feelsgoodman
>A month and a half later, we have a pregnancy scare
>Sex decreases because we're both scared
>She gets her period
>Sex drive returns for me
>Not her
>Goddammit.jpg
>Three weeks later, she goes to the hospital
>Can't have sex
>Not allowed to see her everyday
>She becomes horny as fuck again
>Sex returns to normal
>Until April
>Literally the morning of, I could tell she wanted it
>Then we went to her doctor to discover that we fucked up on the birth control thing, plus her meds got changed
>Another pregnancy scare
>It's been over two months
>She still only wants it once a week
>Two weeks ago, however, since he hadn't been having sex for three weeks due to circumstances, she's horny again
>Told me she she wants it every morning
>Have sex on the 14th
>Tore her vagina (entered at the wrong angle)
>Injury=no sex
>Heals by Wednesday of this week
>Sex drive still hasn't returned
How do I fix this situation? It seems kinda sticky.
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Wear a condom?
Or have a kid?
Even condoms don't stop pregnancies my child.
Maybe educate yourself on sex before sticking your dick in something that creates life.
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>>17290958
I did when she restarted her birth control and earlier in our relationship during her periods.
I probably should, though.
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That hard to figure out, eh?
I should probably talk to a professional about this.
Surely someone knows how to return our lives back to normal.
Everything is perfect now...except for this one thing.
Maybe I should accept it, be grateful that she's still willing to get me off during other days of the week, and not take any actual action unless her sex drive reduces...further.
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Be direct with long term crush or just cut contact? 2016-06-25 06:35:00 Post No.17290949
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Be direct with long term crush or just cut contact?
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Been talking to long-term crush for few months. I'm really fed up with this relationship. It is a come and go. We talk, we go out, but beyond that, nothing.
Should I be direct with her? Completely tell her that I want to be with her and stuff or I should fade away completely and just loose all contact?
Why I'm not accepting this as a 100% rejection is that she always posts some rejection type photos when we aren't talking and if I respond to her signs, she contacts me, now she left me with an unresponded text mesaage.
I want to finish this, I'm getting way too attracted to her and I hate that
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Tell her your feelings and if she says no, you can cut off contact if you choose to do so.
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>>17290956
How do I do that? Text or taking her out? Never been in this situation before
Also, of course I'll cut contact after that, I'm not going more beta than thos
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You have two choices - get the answer or torture yourself
Give it a shot - you dont have her now, if you fade away you wont have her - so it looks like the only other way to POSSIBLY make her yours is to let it out
Remember you might get crushed, or you might get what you want - be ready for either result
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I got sent to friendzone Auschwitz by the girl of my dreams. Do I keep contact or just break it off with her? Of course I have deep feelings for her and Im the jealous type who will snap in half if she gets a boyfriend. What shoyld I do advice?
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>>17290938
Should* excuse autism
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If you really like her that much, just keep talking to her and become closer with her, over time she might come to like you
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>>17290938
You won't hurt her if she sees someone else, right? Cause if so, you should probably stay away for awhile. For her sake & yours. Don't want the cops coming to your place for physical assault.
Also, this is a good video for talking about the friendzone. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MexiC6Vz58
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I'm really into this girl that I'm dating. Thing is, I don't feel physical attraction. And I'm thinking of asking her to be my gf, but I'm worried that I should be liking her face & body more than I do. I feel more attracted to random women I see everyday than her.
We've only had 3 dates though, have talked a lot on the phone, and messaged on Skype, so maybe this is normal. Anybody have any similar experiences? Should I just be friends with her?
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>>17290937
if you say you are "really into her" then go for it
if you just want to go for looks, thats a different thing
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>>17290981
I do genuinely like her, I'm just confused. At 20 years old, she's my first girlfriend and everyone I know has always told me that it's important to be both emotionally & physically attracted to someone (when you're romantically involved). So I'm just confused.
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>>17290995
Oops, didn't mean to say "I'm confused" twice.
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For the past 3 days, it feels like i cant fill my lungs to their full capacity. You know that feeling you get when you take a deep breath or yawn? That feeling that your airways open up and you get that nice full breath? I cant get it to happen. I barely ever smoke. I was told by doctors i have minor asthma, but its not like ive ever had wheezing or trouble breathing (although sometimes when i take deep breaths i can hear wheezing if its really quiet in the room, but ive never had an attack). Its just a feeling of dissatisfaction when i take a deep breath or yawn. I used to get this once in a long while when i was a kid, but it never lasted more than a day. Its really frustrating. Has anyone else had this? Could it be asthma?
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Are you physically active?
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This.
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Holy shit I know exactly what you're talking about. I have had that in the past and it's always gone away eventually. I think it's all in your mind.
But I kept yawning and yawning trying to get that full breath.
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Ugly person confidence? 2016-06-25 05:47:09 Post No.17290844
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One of my friends is a solid 9/10 (as a guy judging another guy) and has tried helping hook me up with dates. Issue is, I'm hovering in the 2-4 range. It's to the point that he can't even wingman because there's no negotiating a girl down to me after they meet him.
He's a cool guy and really believe in the "bee urself" motto, but he could probably get 90% of women without much effort.
How do the genetically damned cope?
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Lower standards.
or become a comedian.
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>>17290844
Hang out with uglier dudes to make yourself hot by comparison
I was the lower guy too, and had my share of chubby drivers :(
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>>17290844
Just bee yourself and start lifting bruh. Shits easy lol bro.
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Ok so its a weird story, but I get really anxious and nervous about this kind of stuff.
So I popped a pimple that existed near the "danger triangle" of the face. That was my first mistake. But I quickly put some alcohol-based aftershave on it. Then about 30 minutes later I found isopropyl alcohol and I applied that to the pimple about 3 times today.
About 2 or 3 hours ago I then developed a headache that is currently sitting right in the middle of my forehead. It's dull, but persistent and stays about a 2/10 to a 3/10 in terms of pain.
I'm just super worried that I just fucking gave myself a CST infection. It's 1:40 am I guess if I had to I could jet to the hospital, but I know for sure I'm going to the doc tmro in the morning no matter what.
What are the chances I gave myself a FUCKING deadly disease? I'm terrified right now, and while it's mostly my brain overthinking, I just want some sort of justification.
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Bump
Please help, I'm really scared at the moment
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will bump because i get anxious about these things too and i know how you feel anon, you're probably fine though
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chill out you're fine
t. doctor
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How much talking/getting to know someone should take place before asking someone out?
I've known her maybe two weeks now, don't get to talk that often but when we do, things seem to go fairly well.
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It doesn't really matter, two weeks is fine. Not like you stop getting to know each other on dates.
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That image is triggering me.
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Boyfriend recently cheated on me so now I can't trust him at all.
Is there a way I can access his browser history without him knowing?
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Why would you want to see all the german cei hypno videos he watches in a chastity belt?
I think this is the only thread where "get a hobby" is a proper response.
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What? Instead, why don't you just end the relationship?
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>>17290829
Because I still love him. This thread isn't about what I should do about my relationship. I just want to see what he looks at.
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found a pigeon with busted wing
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Found him at work with a busted wing, put some birdfeed in a dog crate with bowl of water, in my garage, if i take him to an animal shelter since he's wildlife will they euthanize him or should i just release him into the wild?
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Animal shelter would be nice.
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Sorry he is prob dead either way
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You should nurse it back to health
Maybe it will reincarnate into a pretty girl who will marry you for your good deed