How can I become a shut-in without having a lot of money or support from my parents? I basically can no longer fucking stand modern society and wish I could never have to see another human again.
I'm currently unemployed and the only skill I have is web development. I'm not very good at it though.
Freelance web dev isn't the answer you still have to deal with people.
Go quality for SSRI, talk to a psych
Go join a hippie commune with other people who shun modern society
work a job for 35 ish years and retire like a normal person. nobody wants to have to work, but that's what you've got to do.
Hey there /adv/ so I have quite the train wreck of a human being, as the ex to my current girlfriend. The only reason he is even relevant is because she had a daughter with him. Keep in mind I love my girlfriend and her little girl is an angel. I see myself spending the rest of my life with them and developing a beautiful loving family.
Now here's the issue at hand. This degenerate piece of shit has abused her for 5 years. The five years they were in a relationship. If you can even call it that. He has raped her (sex without consent, and her refusal), has told her when she was actually raped by someone whome she trusted that it was her fault and told her to get over it, and I now have proof that he physically abuses his child (markings of a beating to the back). I have a friend who is related to the Feds who I can call up and tell him if anyone is harassing me or anyone I care about. I've told the EX that if he doesn't stop his shit, I'll call this 300lb bear of a man and his squad to his front door and send him into a concrete cell. He ain't taking me seriously (big mistake). How should I proceed? This man has proven he's mentally inept in every way. And I want to end this without violence if possible.
Any advice is well appreciated. I'll follow up with more details if needed.
You should get a gf who isn't used goods with a baggage trail.
>>17289815
And you already made a threat and haven't followed up on it, so why should he take seriously?
You're a joke, cuck.
She married you for resources, you've willingly become the loser in the game of natural selection. Kudos for the exceptional self-delusion though, I wish I could do that to myself.
What is an acceptable response to "What are you looking for on here?"
>>17289783
gay sex
access to your holes
>>17289789
This desu. Funny answer to a dumbass question
So im 19 and i have a new girlfriend that was a virgin. I have had sex with 3 girls before this one and all of them were able to orgams from intercourse. This one tho only comes when i go down on her or i use my fingers on the clitorous and im wondering why she cant orgams from intercourse. She says it feels awesome but she doesnt orgasm from it. Is she one of those who cant or is it something else? The fact that it feels good makes me think im not doing it right. Stimulating her clit while in intercourse doesnt work either. She says it kinda hurts and feels weird. Any ideas?
dont get upset about it.
>Is she one of those who can't or is it something else?
Like what? It looks like you answered your own question. Get creative and just diddle her doorknob for her.
>>17289772
Some girls just can't get off on piv sex. It might get better as she gets more experience, it might not.
It's nothing to worry about. When you two fuck, just go down on her first.
Tomorrow is my exam day, C1 in German and I've pretty much failed almost every practice test. How do I stay calm, Ive been crying for 3 hours straight and I have to get my shit together to be ready for tomorrow. Any advice?
You've failed everything , Anon?
At least you've tried haven't you?
You know you can't give up since you came this far.
>>17289743
>he didn't take French instead
Germoney is the land of immigrants
>>17289743
C1 is very high already. Breath slowly. You are never going to be able to answer everything correct in the paper, so don't worry if you block on a question. Pass to the next one. Bring food and eat it in the breaks.
Having C2 level on German, English, French and Spanish has taught me those test are little pieces of shit. Consider the points for each question and manage well tour time. And if not, at least you tried.
Good luck.
I don't really know what to do. I'm turning 19 soon and i feel like a complete loser.
I am still a virgin, mostly because i am an idiot and did not use those chicks that liked me back in 9th and 10th grade, because i didn't like them and because i in fact didn't want to use them. I also because kept running after one chick for almost 2 years. She asked me out, then changed her mind, played me basically. I am still not completely over her but i have tried to ask out one chick i was sorta into. She said no, because she is gay. Whether it is truth or not, i don't care, not the problem
My problem is, i am at this stage when i think that noone will ever like me, i will be lonely for the rest of my life and die a virgin loser. Like i understand that if some chick i am not into,regardless of how hot she is had asked me out, i would probably say no... What should i do?
>>17289730
Bunch of typos,but whatever, fuck it
>>17289730
>It's another "teenager that thinks his life is over" episode
>>17289736
Fucking reruns!
Should I start vaping?
It makes you look like a cunt, but it may help me with my meth addiction.
>current year
>not joining the vape naysh
>smoking a battery powered dildo
It'll go nicely with your fedora.
>>17289746
Better than meth.
>be me with Gf
>notice a car I like, price not relevant.
>need a car, price is in my range
>call the owner and set up time to look and buy after leaving car to walk around for a bit.
>walk by the car and notice a 26 year old retarded man rubbing up against the car and smearing hand grease and mouth saliva on the car
>tell Gf that it bothers me because I am mostly likely buying the car and as a consumer I don't appreciate Retard McGee unsupervised doing Shit to the car.
>fyi I don't care about Retards one way or the other and I know the Retard lives on the street but does NOT own the car.
>Gf proceeds to tell me it doesn't matter and "quit making a big deal about it"
>tell her why it irritates me. She proceeds to say "he's only looking at the car, its fine." Over and over no matter what.
>I lose my temper at her shenanigans and say "he's not fucking looking, he's just smearing and humping the car. There's a difference."
>proceeds to give me a stereotypical "wow" like she's above the behavior which she is clearly not.
We walk home arguing about how am a bad person.
I don't need your approval /adv/, this is my first time here so give it to me straight. Am I wrong in being uncomfortable with this? I plan on buying the car but it irritates me that the Retard is just smearing Shit all over the car and humping it all day. Was it so wrong to share this feeling with the gf?
>>17289712
I don't think that you're a bad person, you were just put in a awkward situation. To say the least. You just didn't want some dude smearing his body fluids over your car you're going to get in the near future. Yes, he might have not been able to help it, but anyone would get pissed there. Perfectly understandable.
It's a pretty inconsequential thing to get so worked up about. It's not as if he was keying or smashing the car, he just drooled on it or whatever. It's perfectly fine to get mildly irritated, but it was nothing to have a fight over, are you two gonna argue when a bird shits on the car? Or when mud gathers at the bottom? All of these problems can be resolved by simply throwing some water on it, you did have a bit of an overreaction.
K I dun goofed up. I have a huge incest fetish (growin up there was a period where my sister sort of sexually abused me - older). Anyways, last night in the middle of fapping, I sent her this message on her facebook. I was just showing her my abs a year ago on phone and she asked me if I wanted her "artistic pics", I said no. How fucked am I?
>>17289693
hahahahahahaha
>>17289693
Post her nudes.
Don't forget to spoiler so the snitches won't get butthurt
>>17289693
>growin up there was a period where my sister sort of sexually abused me - older
So, advice about anal? The webbing really hurts despite lube. Also more lube always that answer for asshole friction burn? I thought we used a lot. What am I doing wrong? General anal advice?
>>17289680
Your brain is your sexual organ mainly. If you want to do anal, start with body massage (use olive oil if you don't have anything else). Slowly make your way down and tease. Don't rush it, go around the hole(s). If you see your partner relaxed enough, run your finger around the hole and gently press. Again, this is not a need for speed race. Go back to massage and repeat, going deeper this time. Two fingers, three fingers. Remember that oils don't go well with latex. With my girlfriend we never use condoms so I can't help you there, but she never has friction burn, I just need to go at it slowly and I still tear her after thrusting fast even after a long foreplay.
>>17290003
Hmm, that will help the friction bit, but what about the webbing bit? That has nothing to do with the hole. Is my butt just wierd?
>>17289680
>the webbing
So since I'm a piece of shit and for various other reasons, I'm back at home for a year, and I will be starting college next fall.
Until then, I want to use my massive free time to get develop some useful skills. I need; Ideas for skills that are easily certifiable or commonly used in entry-level positions, help with scheduling a sort of "lesson plan" and the best way to do so, usefull apps or programs to keep me on track or to supplement learning.
So, as a jumping off point, I'm computer-literate but I don't know any programming language. I'm interested in learning but I don't have much of an idea of how to learn myself, or really what language I should focus on.
I also really need to upgrade my math skills, I just took the new SAT and got a 580 on the math part so I'm basically retarded.
Anyone else have experience doing this? I know the biggest hurdle will just be the self-discipline to DO it but I think I can handle it. For the last 3 months I've been routinely going to the gym every other day and learning Japanese.
>>17289672
>Japanese
This is going to make you look like a huge weeb, and nobody will take it seriously; if you're looking to impress (which, if you're burger, is the only probable use of a language), you should learn a language of the near east (especially one with a foreign alphabet). In particular, Arabic and Russian are now available on Duolingo, which is easy for those who struggle with motivation.
As math is concerned, I'm actually looking to do the same; my plan is to get a big math book (not necessarily a textbook) and learn 1-3 formulas a week from it.
Lastly, you're not a piece of shit; a piece of shit would not be doing any of this, and if it's because you wronged somebody in some way, a piece of shit wouldn't feel guilty or down on themselves. This (apparent) self-hatred may become a serious obstacle for you if you don't fix it. I've never hated myself though, so I really can't help you there. I would suggest affirmations though
>>17289839
Edit: Also, nice to see a thread on here that isn't relationshit oriented. Fucking sick of those.
>>17289839
Mandarin or Spanish is probably the most useful I would say.
So I fell for a girl. Normally this wouldn't be an issue because I have no problems getting pussy, but she is... complicated.
In certain areas, she's incredibly chill, she laughs at the jokes on her expense, she talks a lot and I've never met anyone more confident than her, yet I have a feeling that she is a very private person underneath it all.
Now I realize I know almost nothing about her life because of the way she always dodges questions. Once she mentioned in front of me that she writes a lot. When I asked her to let me see it, she refused since "it would make me change my opinion of her." It's like there are barriers that I'm unable to overcome, an established extent to which I'm allowed to know her.
What's even worse, she never takes me seriously and twists every compliment I give her into a joke only to flirt with me later. How do I proceed?
You're dating this girl right?
Ever thought of addressing this with her? Some people are just private; if you feel like you know nothing about her maybe you fell in love with an act she puts up.
>>17289666
how much time has she had to get used to you? is it a problem if she is a private person? if she isnt just a private person, she may have trust issues or be shy. Make her feel comfortable
how long have you known her? There are always going to be some things you don't know about a person, no matter how intimately you get to know each other. Hell, people don't even know everything about themselves. Furthermore, revealing your "true self" (however you want to conceive of that) to someone demands a lot of vulnerability. It could be that she's a little insecure (I know you say she's confident, but this can always be a front), or doesn't think she knows you well enough yet. In fact, it could be a good sign; I've known many people who present themselves as a complete open book when you first meet them, and yet ultimately end up being deceptive, petty, or otherwise shitty. Meanwhile, people that I've found very difficult to get to know have often resulted in my most rewarding relationships.
is it beta/an embarrassment that I know virtually nothing about cars? I can do dinosaurs.
>>17289665
Can you at leat drive a car?
>>17289665
I'm an auto enthusiast and a lot people that think they know anything about cars don't know a damn thing. But anyway, basic car knowledge puts you in the good graces of most women.
t. >/o/
>>17289665
No. No one gives a fuck. If you don't give a fuck, ain't no one else gonna give a fuck.
I applied for a job not realizing I would need to pass a drug test, and smoked a few times in the last 7 days or so. Last time I smoked was yesterday, each time I've only had a few hits, maybe half a gram in total, max. I need to pass the test on tuesday.
I don't honestly care that much about the job, I can always apply somewhere else, but a family member works there and even if no one tells her that I failed the test, the interviewer told her i aced the interview, so everyone in my family will know that the reason I suddenly didn't get the job is because I failed the test. So what should I do? Drink lots of water, piss as much as I can before and catch only three midstream in the cup? Or should I just own up and hope that by saying I only smoked once and I don't do it regularly, it won't be as bad?
I don't need to hear that drugs are bad and that it will ruin my life, that won't help me
>>17289639
Grow up, kid.
>>17289639
Buy one of the drinks that makes you pass the test. They're not expensive, and if I remember correctly you drink it, empty your bladder, and your next wee will be clear of THC.
>>17289651
I don't really have time to have anything delivered to me. I've heard something about drinking water with gelatin packets and I could probably get that at the store, but I haven't seen anything about it in the last few days as I've been looking around online to figure out what I'm going to do.
How do I get a gf who looks like pic related?
Be Tom Cruz.
>>17289634
You don't.
Be Ted Cruz