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I got some objectives for today, same as yesterday but I failed again, I did not wake up early, I did not eat my proper breakfast I could barely just eat a donut and it took me 50 min.
I should've go run at morning but I could not due to not eating and feeling energyless.

Played some vidia games enjoy a little but less than yesterday knowing I am just wasting my time and not focusing on my objectives.

Sit on couch waiting for the hell of lunch knowing I wont enjoy meal nor the company of my family knowing that the fear the insecurities an a lot of bad thoughts would attack me during it making impossible to eat.

Time to eat as just as ii thought.

I once had a love for a girl that was almost the imposible thing to archieve, It was healthy, the hope of maybe having the chance bright my day. No Fear no Thoughts just willpower at its best.

But now all the depresive the fear and insecurities attacked my love and turned into an obsesion, I think it can be divided in 2 parts.

the 1st part as my day is an entire hellish shit and nothing I do puts some dopamine on me my body has the necessity of seeing her face constantly or trying to know something about her.

the 2nd part is everything I do is reflected on thoughs about her like I could not do it at her side like there is no chance like i am not worth her like she will be dissapointed and jhust say "what a pathetic looser it even scares me"

and this was just half of my day.

I once was fit when I loved her but now all the good in me has turned upside down I lost my gains My willpower is not enough something stronger always beats it with the fear the insecurities the anxiety.

I do not consider suicide as the only hope left is meeting her and this is what drives the remains of my skull

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So, my gf is mad at me cause of some childish stuff i did. But the bitch doesnt want to talk about it. She only doesn't talk to me or says like 5 words per chat. And i got tired and told her to talk but she doesnt want to, she says stop whenever we are going at it or she says something and says forget it.... Am i being childish?.

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>be me
>finally have a decent gf
>things go pretty well
>together almost 18 months
>look on her phone bc bored
>see a dating app
>whatthefuck.jpg
>look at her messages
>sexting another guy
>leave house to not lose shit at dumb bitch
>try break up with
>she says she wants to get married
>fuckthisshitimout.png
>try still be friends
>she gets in an arse and cancels plans
>she tries to re-make plans bc lonely
>nope.gif
>accuses me of being abusive
>gets butthurt
>im outta here

fucking crazy bitches. /adv/ what do you think
I'm not an abuser but she can make it look that way and really fuck me up
pic kinda related

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How do you like prostate massage?
I started doing by myself, sticking my finger up my ass, and today, I like almost every girl I have sex with to milk me that way.
Thoughts?
PS: not gay

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So a few months ago (towards the end of school year) had a close female friend that I wanted to date, we seemed like we're going that way, and then it turns out she was just leading me on and she was talking to some other guy during that time. Long story short, I called bullshit when she asked why she couldn't have both of us (me as her best friend and the other dude as her BF). I cut off all communication with her, but I still really haven't gotten over her.

Am organization at uni that I'm in charge of was recruiting new officers and it turned out that said girl applied. Seeing as we hadnt talked until I completely dropped her, i called her the night before we met to interview to make sure we were cool. And of course, we got into an argument.

Pic attached is end of convo. What should I do? I know she and her BF aren't doing to well so if I wait it out I could probably get in dem walls.

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How do I change my interests? How do I stop being so utterly obsessed with my hobbies and creative outlets, and channel that obsession into proper adult pursuits, like finding a job and climbing a career ladder and making money? My life feels so empty and purposeless because the only things I'm interested in –music, lifting, and vidya – are juvenile, immature, and unable to provide me with any sort of economic or social grounding. I don't want to make a living off them. I want to learn to grow up, cut them out of my life, and pursue something that'll actually make me a better, more respectable person. So far, no matter how much I want to, I just can't bring myself to care about anything else.

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dating a fucking normie and didn't realize till now. what do?

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So which app should I get/buy premium for?
I'm gonna use it to find girls that want to just fuck around, not for any relationship shit.
Anyone have anecdotal evidence towards which app works best for them?

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>be me
>daughter is 15
>starts hanging with bumblrwhale in her school classes
>badinfluence.jpg
>the two of them bully my son (13) to the point he cries
>constantly skyping each other
>i confiscate her laptop and phone
>she runs away after school to bumblrwhale’s house
>bring her back home kicking and screaming
>wife makes me give her back laptop/phone
>bumblrwhale and my daughter start cutting themselves
>my daughter dyes her hair and starts eating like a cow to be like bumblrwhale
>i confiscated the phone again and it has all of her messages on it
>i know it’s an Iphone 5
>don’t know how to get in but I need to show the messages to her psychologist

>tl:dr
>same as before
>how do I unlock an Iphone 5 without factory reset?

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Hello, my english language friends! Im from Russia, and i wanna learning English

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I'm not some bitter neckbeard, but I'm pissed at my ex-gf. We broke up a year ago because I found out she was cheating, I kicked her out. She was crazy, and tl;dr I came home one day to find my cats missing. She had kept a spare key (I moved out from those apts long time ago now) and "came back to get her stuff" and the cats "just ran!" Bullshit. They would come back, but they never did. I guarantee she did something. She had stolen some cash, too, but there was so proof of this as it was straight cash.
Well it's been about a year, and she got accepted to a college to get her Master's degree.
I wanted to know what are some ways to get revenge? Without killing her or anything, I'm not about that life.
I know what school she'll be going to and I think she'll live on campus. It would have been futile to take action a year ago about the cats and small sum of lost cash.
TL;DR ex was a terrible, terrible human being and pretty sure she's why my cats "mysteriously disappeared". What can I do to fuck with her?
~legally ofc

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Just curious if you guize have any good advice for my most recent problem. Never even visited this board but i believe in you!

So the job i currently work is pretty awesome. The subject matter interests me is rewarding and very hands on. My coworkers are cool for the most part and i even hang out with a couple outside of work. My problems are with hours/pay. The managment is nice and respectful but doesnt seem to mind throwing us under the bus pay wise. They cut our hours but expect the same work. Fire peopl but expect the same productivity without them and pay us minimum wage when its is clearly not a minimum wage job. They try to help by giving us an extra hour or two when they can but its pretty much insurmountable. That being said i am on good terms with them and know theyre doing what they can, the paychecks just arent very good. Like just barely getting by not good.

Ive found a new job opportunity where i will be doing something im not at all interested in will be working contantly (a plus and a minus) and will have virtually no co workers (also a huge plus and minus as im not at all sociable but enjoy the people i currently work with). This job will be very mundane and not at all fullfilling. The experience i get from it will likely not help at all in any career direction im interested in. However the pay is great and the fact that ill be working so constantly (60+ hours a week) means ill be making a bit of cash, something ive never had before.

Im reall torn on what to do...
When it comes down to it a job is a job and im solely there to make money. I dont wake up happy to go to work as it is but atleast its in the vein of a passion of mine and the atmosphere is nice. It is also physically tough and very stressful unlike the job prospect im considering.
I really dont know what to do...
Hopefully you guys can help? Im assuming thats what this board is for but i suppose i could be wrong.

Any advice would be very much appreciated.
Thanks in advance!!

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>recently broke up with gf
>my main problem when dating has not gone away
>whenever I text a girl, I get nervous, and if she doesn't reply quickly I start feeling shit and become convinced that she's lost interest and is ghosting me
>never give this away, or mention it, because I know it's really fucking stupid, but it's annoying and throws me off my game a bit

How do I get over the nervousness, and certainty that they've decided to ignore me when I text?

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I desire a job. I am neet and have been for 2 years (never had a job before). I have graduated high school, have very basic experience with soldering and general computer maintenance, and above average experience with desktop Windows, Linux, and *BSD (so completely useless to companies). I am very interested in electronics but it seems like every job for electronics requires experience that I don't have from just fucking around at home. I know I need to start from the bottom, I just really don't want to work in food industry and have even been considering logging and roadwork jobs over it but before I go that fucking far to do something I don't want to do and probably wont be able to even go a day without fainting I want to know from what I have told you, what I might be able to apply for? Are there any specific companies or general business niche I would fit into? I was thinking something like Geek Squad or even online tech support (even though that would be frustrating as fuck), maybe even something like Gamestop or some shit if thats even around here but I know there are thousands of winners lined up for that and I probably wouldn't be able to compete. I am also very interested in programming but don't have enough experience for fucking anything and have only been able to go through four chapters in a C learning course and have been fucking slacking off even though I really enjoy it. I feel so stupid please give me ideas, my family is getting impatient with me

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I'm having nosebleeds pretty often, accidentally got one of the drivers dirty, any way to remove it without damaging the driver ? It annoy me like nothing else.