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Title says it all
Anyone have experience?
Whats it like to sleep with a mature woman?
Any benefits?
Im 20 and have been with women older (21-25) but that seems normal. I am thinking of hitting up some cougar bars just for shits.
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>>17296081
I'm pretty convinced that most older women have HPV. I'm a grill, but my mom and all her friends have HPV. And my mom has a very... vivid dating life. And she never tells anyone she has HPV (in case you don't know, thats warts breh). Which I often lecture her on, because she's had like 4 sex partners in the past couple of years, and she goes raw because she cannot get pregnant anymore (menopause).
Back in their time, people were not very educated about stds. She got HPV at a young age.
All I'm saying is, always fucking wear a condom with older women.
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>>17296081
They are just older women. I've been with a 37 year old and a 49 year old, just do all the same shit you would with a regular girl. They still want to feel pursued and beautiful and worthwhile, so give that feeling to them and be attractive and you're in
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>>17296102
thats good advice, thanks anon.
I'm not the biggest fan of rubbers but in this case I will be cautious
>>17296117
did you do anything fun after? I heard about sugar daddies for women but is that a thing for guys?
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While on vacation I fell deeply in love with a girl. She has a boyfriend but we have a lot in common and I think she noticed. I'm leaving the country tomorrow and I probably will not see her till next year. I already feel sad, what should I do? All I have is her snap chat.
>pic not related
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Let her go
If she is truly yours she will come back to you
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>>17296079
fuck her my man
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>>17296079
what >>17296389 said.
fuck her brains out
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How do I get over her, /adv/?
I broke up with her over a year and a half ago, I visited her two months ago and she's become a different person that I don't even like anymore.
So why is it that I can't do normal, daily things anymore without feeling sad and lonely and missing doing it with her?
We were together for over 3 years and we still chat occasionally. I've wanted to remove her (along with everyone I know, almost to the point of isolation with only one or two people left) but I can't make myself do it. I haven't found the perfect excuse yet.
I don't know if I still love something about her because if I do I can't seem to find it in the person she's become.
Everything I do and everything I see reminds me of her. I can't even get groceries without thinking about what foods she liked or likes now.
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This talks about how to breakup but I think the core argument still aplies: don't insist on being liked by someone you no longer like. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPXIzJcfAMk
You have to understand that she is not unique, not "the one". The concept of One True Love is false and you have to let her go. The person you liked already doesn't exit. Stop talking to her altogether, you dont need an excuse, it for your wellbeing.
You are mourning the loss of the person she was before and obssesing over "what went wrong with her". What you need is to mourn it in a liberating way, like people do on funerals. Cry. Get drunk. Break a few dishes. Overeat. Maybe it will help if you made a mock funeral in your home alone or write a letter to her past self? whatever you need. You will get bored of doing it once you unleash it all. Geting it out will help you to stop thinking in circles about this. Then get bussy, do new activities, focus on yourself. If you do what you love you will get surrounded by friends more akin to the person you are now. You will be able to find a new love eventually, if that's what you want at the moment.
Good luck
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>>17296111
She's certainly unique in the sense that she's the only girl I've met in now over 23 years that liked me back. Not even my own mother has managed that yet.
These days though it feels like she avoids me, but when confronted she'll just blame it on being too depressed to even get online to chat with anybody, that she's distant with even her own family, etc.
Thanks though, I'll look at the video.
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I'm internetfriends with this probably autistic ginger (16)and he just had his bday so i thought i'd send him something cause he seems depressed and soulless as usual. But the gift has to be baitish or so. I was thinking on rope, a diy fleshlight or some hair dye for obvious reasons. Or should i send an engagement ring box with a lable inside that says wanna fuk?
So any better ideas 4chan?
And I'm female if that matters.
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>>17296064
Gift him the rope so he can kill himself on his birthday party, nobody is going to the party, so why not.
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Send him one of your dildos or one from the store.
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>>17296075
A fuckin rope? If you think that's a funny gift to send a possibly autistic 16 year old then YOU need to fuckin kill yourself. Fucking miserable sadistic bitches
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Do you guys know any alternative to skype?
Pls,need your help /adv/!
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For chatting or video calls?
Telegram is good for chatting but has no video call capability. There's some websites that allow calls, such as join.me and possibly Google +
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>>17296042
Discord, teamspeak 3, mumble, an actual phone.
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>>17296044
video calls possibly
>>17296046
thank anons!
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Well,, I am thinking of working on anew android app.. "YL", it will have things like you laugh you lose.. And other funny stuffs.
Any comments on this.. Is this a good idea.. Or any improvements. Help.
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>>17296034
Will it be free?
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>>17296034
Put yourself in a position where you would be a 16 year old wanting to go on 9gag to kill his time because he has homework and is too bored to do anything.
Why would he download your app instead of the mainstream ones?
How would it be any more user friendly than the mainstream ones?
What would distinct your app from the mainstream ones?
If you really make this app, congrats to you. If you add nothing special to it then it was a waste of time.
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>>17296034
You'll have lots of competition so you need to do something with it to make it different from all the others apps that do this.
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How the fuck do I text a girl first? Everytime I text her first I always end up sending "hey" and waiting for a response like a fucking retard. I've done this two days in a row, and it's starting to get repetitive. What else can I say?
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Sum camein the mail today
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Text something that might start a conversation?
Information, news, rumors, anything.
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>>17296004
Explain, this is out of context.
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So I've been dating this girl for 2 1/2 years now, and I'm starting to question our relationship. I'm going to be going to college while she does her senior year of high school. She hates a good amount of things I like or find no problem with. Mostly Porn or anything sexual. I'm a pretty frequent masturbator. But even shows like Panty and Stocking (which is probably my favorite show), she fucking despises. When I look back on it, we don't have much in common. Just very general things: Pokemon, some anime, and a few video games. That's pretty much it. Even things like my music, she doesn't like. I'm starting to get into rap and other "ghetto" music. I like it, but she doesn't. It's weird how she says she doesn't like it. It's basically like "I want you to do what you want to, but I'm going to constantly let you know I don't like it".
College is going to be very difficult on us. We're both pretty introverted, but under the right circumstances, I can be somewhat of an extrovert. I know I'm going to be doing some drinking in college, but she hates drinking. I'm probably going to go to some parties, but she hates parties too. I feel like I'm gonna be slightly restricted because of what she wants. I know I'm gonna do stupid shit in college, but she's a big no nonsense kind of person.
What should I do? I want to wait until college to leave her, but I'm not even sure if I do want to leave her. I still like her, and wish her the best, but these things are starting to bug me.
I'm on my phone, so sorry for grammar.
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>>17295959
If she is making you live life her way and forcing you to get rid of things you enjoy then she needs to realise she isn't fully in control
you need to set some ground to which you can both live at, if she is going to be bitchy and not understand that a relationship isnt a dictatorship then maybe you are better off without her
or maybe im wrong
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>>17295959
Break up with her, unless you plan on going to the same college. College is full of other girls that share your interests and are probably better than your current gf. Tell her you don't want a long distance relationship and whatnot, then you will be free to explore in college.
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>Panty and Stocking
I'd break with you if you think the pinnacle of comedy is desserts, sex, and poop jokes. Shit taste mate, dump her so she can find someone better.
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My friend is a GIGANTIC slut, yet no matter how many gross horrible things she does, she still ends up with great stuff happening to her... Is that just the way to do great things? has everything I've been told all my life a gigantic lie? She has a dude and chick harem, fucks other people's girlfriends / boyfriends, has fucked for money / gifts... What the fuck? she isn't even attractive, shes cool to hang out with but her body is fucked up and she has kind of a weird face.
Yet shes showered in money and gifts, one of her dad's friends who she is fucking on the down low pays for her apartment, these nerdy guys who she fucks pitched in and got her a new computer that is fucking amazing, she plays a lot of computer games but doesn't play them competatively or anything, yet they bought her like, a competition grade computer, mechanical keyboard and a really fucking great mouse. I don't get how she does it, nothing seems to implode, theres no drama, she just lets every dick around her drag through her and she is showered in affection and material posessions.
How is she doing it so effectively? is it a good way to get through life? She isn't attractive, so I don't think age is going to prevent her from from getting more dick.
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>>17295926
Eventually she will get AIDS, just let time do its work anon
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>>17295926
How old is she?
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>>17295926
>Most likely hot even though you don't think so
>Probably a nice person if EVERYONE is willing to do stuff for her
>Puts out on the reg
>Seems to enjoy life
I don't see the problem here
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What are the world's hardest problems? 2016-06-26 15:58:40 Post No.17295918
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What are the world's hardest problems?
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Is it finding resources? Is it finding a way to alter climate change? Is it a mental state that needs to be addressed?
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>>17295918
Energy, our technology is outpacing our energy sources. We don't have robots, flying cars and intergalactic space travel because our energy crisis.
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>>17295918
there is no single problem that is harder than the other, since the "value" of the problem solved is of either less or more value to other countries/people. So I guess if you want a socialist leftist world where everyone is a mental slave and robot who has exactly the same goal and interest as everyone else then that would be the hardest problem to solve. However since nobody would want to live like that I guess there will never be a single uniform society with specific problems to be solved one after one, which is imo a good thing.
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>>17295918
jews
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Did I do too much? Do I feel bad? 2016-06-26 15:54:41 Post No.17295904
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Did I do too much? Do I feel bad?
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Hey /adv/
Recently after a university class, while walking back to my dorm with a few friends I bumped into a guy who was of average height and build.
Naturally habit I apologise but he told me something on the lines of "your mom is a bitch" and started to push me around. Although I have been doing self-defence for about 4 years I had never had to use it, until now
My shitty friends pushed me into him and thus we started to fight, this was my first and hopefully last fight
Even though I am thin I was able to grab his hand and and exert all my weight into a a heel-kick(?) into his ribs, which I thought would be the best option either I'd get my ass kick and then went for some punches to make sure he doesn't keep attacking me
Although my friends say it was so cool and good for me to defend myself, recently I was pull from my lecture to explain the situation
Eventually the case is resolved since he throws the first punch and I defend myself
But now there is a rumour on that I started the fight and how I must feel bad since I broke some of his ribcage
Did I do the right thing? Should I now refrain from anything like this problem? Do I now just run away instead of defending? All this bitching makes me feel little bit sad on the inside
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Sorry for bad English also haha
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>>17295904
Don't feel bad. That bitch threw the first punch. You didn't take 4 years of self defense for someone to beat your ass.
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>>17295919
I understand, I often got hit(?) at middle-school for being very thin and so I trained
Is it possible to hit him too far? I could maybe have hurt him worse
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Hey /adv/
Ive been flirting with my gym buddy for awhile and my girlfriend found out and got upset over it. I felt like i didn't care and she can do the same if she wants to.
Girlfriend and i have been feeling a bit distant to each other for a month now because we've been so busy aswell.
After my girlfriend confronted me i started to lose attraction to her and i don't know what i should do. Can someone please give me input, we've been together for 2 years.
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If you're not sure about her/ the relationship anymore be honest with her because I probably wouldn't work out long term, no point in wasting either of your time
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Seriously, how can you be this dumb?
If you have a 2 year relationship, you really shouldn't fuck around.
> I felt like i didn't care and she can do the same if she wants to.
I seriously hope she does, maybe that'll illuminate you
>After my girlfriend confronted me i started to lose attraction
Look pal, are you happy with your relationship? If you are, DON'T FUCK AROUND. If you're not happy, talk to her about it. That's it! That's all you need to do
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>>17295905
The thing is i didn't feel this way before but ever since she verbally attacked me about my gym buddy i felt very distant to her and lost respect and attraction.
Opinions on ddlg relationships
Bf and I are in to it yet he seems to not participate majority of the time I know he's new to it
What do
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How old are you and your bf?
How experienced are both of you?
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20
18
I'm pretty experienced kinda but I'm really in to it he doesn't really have any
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I know I'll get shunned for my age in the bdsm community
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Hello /adv/. I'm going away to work overseas to an orphanage. I need 30 small gifts that I'll be able to bring in an aeroplane by myself. Something small, like a toy. Help?
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>>17295871
How about a small toy?
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>>17295871
30 Gameboys, 30 etch a sketch, 30 candy, 30 hats, 30 bouncy balls, 30 rubber swords
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>>17295871
Hit your local dollar (or pound or euro) store and check out the toy aisle. Look in stationery, too, for things like boxes of crayons.
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Do I have a sex addiction?
-male 27
-fap around 8 times a day
-lots of porn. All varieties
-very preoccupied with fantasies that I won't go into but they span most well known kinks (except cruel stuff or bbw can't stand fats)
-regularly sleep with prostitutes (safe sex)
-regularly go to massage parlours
-have slept with numerous female friends and subsequently ruined friendship
-date multiple girls at a time purely for sex
-started having sex with men through CL and also sex clubs (safe sex). This is even though I'm not particularly into men. Its just purely for more sex. I would always choose heterosexual if they were in competition.
-always bring up sexual stuff in conversations
Any how I still lead a full productive life and have a good job. Are most men like this except we all keep it secret??
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>>17295866
Imo we all are bisexual and the thing that forge our sex preferences is disgust for the opposite inspired by education.
Juste like musical preferences
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>>17295885
Yea fair opinion. After being with a few guys I'm not disgusted by it. Its pretty fun! But I dont get the same, dry mouth, blood rushing thing as from females. Plus females have way softer skin and their smell drives me insane. Everything about there shape is so intoxicating.
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>>17295885
Faggot