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Hey /adv/
So I just realized I have worked an hour overtime. overtime is not permitted at my job. Normal procedure is that I mention it and take off friday or something an hour earlier. The problem is that I suffered a head injury recently and sleep hasn't been to great, thus I overslept once or twice without calling in. I want to bring it up but my boss is already short with me over my tardiness. Should I just bite the bullet and remove the overtime from my time sheet and not bring it up?
Pick related. What I see on my desk day to day.
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Deal with the tardiness with a polite explanation. I'd be fine if it were due to medical reasons.
Deal with the overtime by getting your time back.
Don't be all "I dunno what to do so I'll leave things as they are", come on.
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Don't be the guy who is always on the radar as being 'late, early, fucked up clocking in, sick' etc. Those people always get fired. If this a first time thing, then maybe ask, but otherwise just leave an hour early on Friday and stay off the grid.
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"Boss, I know I owe you a couple of hours from being late Monday and Tuesday. I worked an extra hour today and I'll do the same Friday to make up for it, and I'll be sure not to let it happen again."
My love life is everywhere.
I have a boyfriend whom i truly do love. He's good for me, the relationship is healthy, he always makes me laugh/smile and thinks i'm perfect.
However i have a 9 month old by somebody else. My boyfriend doesn't mind though. Me and my son's father are close friends with a good relationship but we can't always ignore the urge to get intimate when we're alone. We both know there's something still there but we're trying to move pass it.
Then there's my friend-with-benefits. We've been having sex for about a month and i find it hard to quit because he's so "well endowed". Aside from the sex he is a really good friend and we have fun together, and he's the most interesting guy i've ever met. But there are no deep feelings.
I don't want to cut ties with my friend and my son's father but it's SO hard to say no to something that feels so good and makes me feel so wanted.
Tell me what do anons
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Quit slutting around and take care of the kid
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>>17306307
I really hope all those people you're fucking know about all those other people you're fucking, or you'd be a bit of a lying manipulative asshole right now.
I'm not saying quit slutting around and take care of the kid, but you need to seriously reevaluate your personal life. Why do you feel the need to sleep with all these guys? Are you incapable of a monogamous relationship?
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>>17306307
GET
THE
FUCK
OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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> Been talking to this girl for about 2 months
> When we first met I asked her out an she shot me down because another guy asked already
> 2 weeks later he breaks up with her and she accepts her fathers arranged marrage
> fast forward 2 more weeks and we decide to start dating.
> last night she asked about my worst fear
> caught up in the moment, at the end i ask her if she want to take it to the next level and become a serious relationship.
> we talked about it more and she hasn't given me an answer.
I think she is the most wonderful person in the work and i don't want to loss her, but the longer i wait the more set in stone her marriage will be. What should i do? did i go to far? what would you do?
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>>17306295
>she accepts her fathers arranged marrage
uh, she's engaged to be married and doesn't sound like you really have a play here
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>arranged marriage
What kind of backasswards hellhole do you live in where that's still a thing?
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it's obvious op. You much make a counter offer to her father for her hand in marriage over the other party. Nothing below two calfs.
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Hey /adv/ I'm 18 almost 19 and I've had a six month dry spell. Pretty soon this girl I've been talking to in the area is doiny shrooms with me and her friends. We'll be hanging out the entire day. Girl is 8/10, hipster, never done shrooms and generally seems interested, but I'm rusty as all fuck when it comes to getting women in bed. What do?
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>>17306267
>doing shrooms with a first timer
>trying to have sex
Wow, I cant even imagine how sad and pathetic your life situation is right now, and I dont want to.
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>>17306280
We're both doing it for the first time? And yea my life is pretty shit right now lol.
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>>17306267
OP your pic is bullshit
The whole introvert/extrovert thing is a myth. Beta nobodies who spend their time in front of a screen instead of doing interesting shit use it as an excuse as to why they don't get laid.
You may think you have deeper thoughts or more knowledge than that dude with muscles who's good with the ladies. But the harsh truth is you're just as retarded as he is.
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Would you forgive someone who accused you of something you didn't do?
A friend of mine and I have been on a bad terms for a couple months and have not spoken much. We go to the same college and are currently on summer break. I drive up to my college apartment to hang out with my friends up there every monday night/tuesday day. With that, this friend of mine sent me a message asking if I had been near her apartment. I haven't been near her apartment since the last time we hung out, which was in April and I told her that. She told me someone broke into her apartment and stole some of her belongings, that the police also came by and took fingerprints. I offered to help her try to find her stuff but I can't do much beyond that because I don't have any idea who would have stolen from her or what was even stolen. The next week I asked her why she asked me and she said she thought I was the one who stole her stuff. Of course this pissed me off, having known her for 4 years and she should know I would never do something like that. I have no interest in talking to her for a long time but should I forgive her. Accusing someone of stealing from you is pretty shitty.
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I don't know your relationship dynamic with her but I would probably forgive in that situation, though I'd be salty afterwards
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>>17306248
bump
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>>17306248
Were you the only one she named to the cops?
Typically, they would say "Who has been here recently?" and she'd list everyone she thought of, and they would go through the list one by one eliminating people.
That's normal and nothing to resent her for. If you're the only one she named, she has already cut you off her list of friends, so you can go ahead and drop her.
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I'm 18 with aspergers and hopeless in relationships, hopeless in a workplace, my family always argue and sound disappointed, none of my friends give a shit because they're lucky and normal( don't day no one's normal because normal people are different to aspergers people) I take antidepressants and ritalin but it just doesn't help, basically am I gonna live the rest of my life feeling like a useless shit, all I do is go gym and smoke weed
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Walk up to a normal friend, say "I've always admired how you're so fluent and natural when it comes to talking to people. It doesn't come naturally to me, can you help me out?"
People will fucking lick up that shit because everyone loves to feel appreciated. This'll get you closer to them, and your awkwardness won't matter as much.
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>friends
you're a fucking normie. aspergers is over diagnosed you're fine quit being a baby. get off the SSRI and stimulant combo, that will make you worse in the long run.
you're probably just depressed, which, no, you probably won't ever get over. you can fuck around with drugs, and those stimulants will give you a dopamine rush but in the long run will burn you out and make you more depressed in later life. they also make you not you and you'll make decisions you later regret.
so get off the drugs, and do some self improvement, and that's about all you can do.
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>>17306235
They can't help, they literally can't, I'm only capable of so much, and things like being a cashier for example sound like hell, I'd rather die than meet new people everyday pretending to be nice and happy, I just can't be as happy and nice as they want me to be
So this is the first time I've ever made it out to this board, but I need help. I've been puking my guts out thinking about how nothing fucking matters and everything I'll ever know and do isn't even a speck of dust in the grand perspective of this world, let alone the universe. I'm trying to rationalize existence, but it really is not working out. I doubt I'm suicidal, but its really weighing heavily on me, enough to where I skipped work today.
Any tips to not think about it/philosophy to use to combat this?
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>>17306216
You need psilocybin mushrooms and some zen. A little ego death is gonna go a long way at battling the existential terrors.
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Stop trying to control things beyond your control. Nothing you do is going to make the universe less vast or time less... long. Seriously, everyone can only control a small portion of your life, much less reality. Just focus on what you can do, that's the key to living the best life you can.
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>>17306224
I could try to do a bit of zen, but working in defense, so I gotta keep clean. I wouldn't call myself an egotist, but I guess I might be subconciously.
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i wish to dabble in bistiality, where do i find it both irl and on the web? i have no pets of my own you see. (pic of no relevance)
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plz /adv/ im a desperate man
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What was the feeling you got when you first met your so? Never felt this before and you would know what to say
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>What was the feeling you got when you first met your so? Never felt this before and you would know what to say
She looked kinda ordinary desu, except for her big round ass. Got to know her before I liked her a lot.
What's it like being 13?
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>>17306180
>this guys kind of a faggot
Feelings changed dramatically tho
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>>17306180
Nothing. I talked to her and decided that I could stand her personality. She was interested in me, and things just started from there.
I'm 25 and worked labour all my life.
I start working front end at a tattoo shop tomorrow and I'm so fucking scared to use the cash register and fuck everything up.
-especially- doing cash out.
I warned them I was nervous to do this but because I was confident in all other prospects they said I'd do fine.
Im almost ready to tell them I don't want the job because of this, because I know I'm going to fuck everything up.
I don't feel like a low paying, part time job is worth this stress. What should I do? ):
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Dude, this is middle school math on a machine that typically does all of it for you. As long as you're diligent about entering prices and your register doesn't fuck up you don't even need to do the math, just be able to count.
What exactly are you worried about?
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>>17306191
I've never had it explained to me and it seems like a significant hassle to me. I know it's middle school math- everyone's told me it's incredibly easy
But this makes me even more nervous, because if I fuck up I'll feel like an idiot, especially because math is not a strong suit.
I know at the end of the day i calculate all the money in the float, then I take out as much money as I can and leave 200 dollars in..
But this seems like the most daunting thing ever. I don't even know if that's correct (it's just what I've asked my friends separately, trying not to look like a sperg).
I'm sorry this sounds so stupid and unreasonable- I'm just trying to be prepared for the worst.
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>tattoo shop
>deal with like 2 customers an hour
>not even an artist
>still can't do the simplest braindead monkey task
quit right now
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Bunch of faggots destroyed my thread. Here i post again. There is a girl i like but she has a boyfriend. What to do
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>>17306080
If you get her to cheat him, she will eventually cheat you.
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>>17306080
Go find a new girl who isn't taken. Unless you're an absolute failure at life you can find one, right?
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>>17306080
Nothing? Either she dumps or cheats on her boyfriend to date or fuck you, which means she's just as likely to dump you for the next thing that comes along, which makes her shit girlfriend material, or she thinks you're an asshole for trying to get with her when she has a boyfriend and you've ruined any real chance you have forever.
Stop being a faggot and find someone that's actually available you chode.
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Where do I find employees? I tried Career Builder and been getting a bunch of people that are obviously just trying to fill 'searching for work' requirements for staying NEET.
Is Indeed better?
Looking for a shop manager and accountant for my growing business.
How do I find good ones?
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those sound like elite candidates for your business
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Offer slightly more than decent pay. You have to lure the good ones in or youll get riff raff. It will give you a much broader group of people to interview and pluck from. In my area it would be double the federal minimum wage where you start getting decent young people. In places like cali it might be 20 bucks an hour.
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>>17306062
Indeed is good.
I'm not sure why you need both a manager and an accountant in a growing business. Hit a local college up and search around for someone working on their BA in business, which generally requires accounting courses.
This way, you find someone who wants to pad their resume, regardless if they hang around for more than a couple of years.
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Is it illegal to buy underwear online if it's implied the underwear was from someone who's underage?
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>>17306045
no, but enjoy being on FBI watchlists
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>this
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How do I get my boyfriend to be more open about watching porn/masturbating?
I used his laptop recently and saw in his history his porn. When I asked him about it, he denied denied denied, "Who put that there, who used my laptop, wasn't me, no way". I've found his used tissues in the bedroom and asked him to be tidier when jerking it, "I wasn't masturbating!! Are you sure those aren't from when we has sex!?" I watch porn myself and masturbate often (read: daily) and am open and not shy with him about it.
I want him to know he can be honest with me and I won't be upset, or mad, in fact it kinda turns me on. He doesn't hide it, but he denies watching it and even jerking off. The porn he watches isn't anything crazy, and I'd be more than willing to put it on and even act it out while watching it together. How do I get him to be more open about it with me?
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>>17306037
>I want him to know he can be honest with me and I won't be upset, or mad, in fact it kinda turns me on
You answered yourself.
Tell him this.
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If he can't be honest with you about the fact that he jerks off, thinks what else he must be hiding. Who would want to be with someone who can't be open about EVERYTHING? Be honest with him, and if he still denies it, find a real man. Otherwise, you're settling, and deserve the consequences.
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>>17306049
Have said this before to him. The first time I found his porn I sat him down on the couch and told him it turned me on and ended up jumping his bones then and there to further prove my point. Now, a few months later, it's like I never said anything...
>>17306065
That's what I was kinda thinking. It's all pretty vanilla porn anyway (blowjobs, handjobs, cumshots, etc) so it's not like I'd be upset, hell I even wanna act it out for him. This is the second time I try talking to him about it and he gets flustered and denies everything. Even the wads of crusty tissue lol.
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I'm just going to greentext this shit
>Moved in with brother
>everything's pretty okay we have fun and it's fun living with a sibling.
>I'm a clean person and he always says he is
>Doesn't clean his dishes or takes five to eight days to do so and then there's always big fucking pile of dishes.
>Doesn't do his shores or takes really fucking long time.
>okay, I'm going to ask him nicely about it.
>I asked nicely and he just started to say "shut the fuck up" and all that shit.
>I have a bad temper and it hurt me, so I start yelling and because none of us like to really fight we just yell a little and go to our rooms.
>Because of our family we don't talk things thru, we just "forget" it and next day everything is okay.
>This happens couple of times.
>Couple of times he started to nag me but eventually I did my chores even tho I did his too.
>But this time. This one fucking time.
>I'm so angry.
>I do my chores, which is way more than his.
>He just needs to clean his fucking milk cartons (they are everywhere and I don't drink milk) and vacuum the house.
>I tell him to do it.
>He doesn't.
>I'm getting to get pissed off, the floors are so fucking crumply.
>I tell him to do it.
>He starts to say the usual shut the fuck up
>I get so fucking angry, I could stab him.
>I try to calm down but without me ven noticing we are in a yelling competision again.
>I get more angry.
>I'm in my room writing this and he's just hanging out with his friends outside and probably shit talking me.
I want him to move out ,because this is the first home where I actually felt this is my home and I'm comfortable. And the rent is so damm low and there's so much room, so i don't want to. And I don't want us to have bad relationship, it's fun to hang out with him but this shit makes me so fucking angry, when he's narsistic and doesn't notice what he is doing wrong.
I have tried to compromise, I have given him less chores but he can't fuvking do them either.
So what the fuck can do? help please
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you sound annoying, id tell you to shut the fuck up too
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>>17306035
holy fuck man you're brothers and you're arguing over garbage lol. Mate frankly just tell him start pulling his weight around the house. Put all the rubbish in his room n shit until he just does it
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>>17306047
>basement dwelling garbage piling piss bottler detected
As far as OP goes, I'm in the same goddamn boat man, literally the same. My brother's a fucking slob. Unfortunately, I still haven't fully rectified my situation either, so I can only commiserate. Sorry.