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Kids that see you as some kind of role model. 2016-06-29 08:24:57 Post No.17305659
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Kids that see you as some kind of role model.
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Ok, /adv/ some kid really looks up to me. And yet is the most insufferable one i have ever met. for a varying number of reasons.
I thought he gave up after i stopped talking to him, but then this box arrives on my doorstep
(Didn't give him my address) i open the box and inside it is a Shitty, Half assed attempt at papercrafting A 40k Valkyrie. 1/2 the actual size, A bible. and a letter saying "Thought you could use these! from -Kid"
This child is the kind of person that crams religious Beliefs down your throat at every chance. Has some kind of Anger problem, And Rattles on forever about senseless shit.
Why did he start looking up to me? i have no clue. I'm a Shut in who goes to his local game store every Thursday for a match of 40k, and occasionally goes fencing on Tuesdays.
Outside of my work routine, i don't really leave the house for anything but food or emergencies.
But this kid saw me playing 40k and must have thought i was something special. and wont leave me be.
Help me /adv/ how do i stop this kid? i feel bad for being his Hero or something. as i feel he could look up to better people.
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As a teacher, quite a few kids look up to me.
I know if they were aware of my 4chan habits, my weed habits, the way I treated girls in high school, whatever it is, then not only would I garner the status of negative role model, but also I'd be letting a lot of people down.
As long as the kid somehow looks up to you, make sure you maintain the attitude in which you wish you were treated. If so, you can likely help this kid out, even if you don't directly argue to him about religion, or ever discuss anything truly meaningful. Just being a good person around him will lead to positive things.
"We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be."
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>>17305659
Call his parents and tell them you're an atheist, they'll pull you two apart right quick.
Is it possible to train your voice to be softer? I have this really abrasive nails-on-chalkboad voice and I hate it, but just trying to talk more quietly never works.
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>>17305590
Post your voice so we know what we're working with
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2016-06-29 07:42:24
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0isXSKAv4tp
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>>17305600
WHAT THE HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK, PEGASUS ARE YOU A GIRL!?
I SWEAR, I THOUGHT YOU WERE A MAN. A MAN PEGA-CORN WITH A HORN MADE OF STEEL.
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Any advice to stop procrastination so I can start living my god damn life?
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>>17305562
I've got an answer. I'll tell you tomorrow.
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Are you guys saying that I forgot I was on 4chan?
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how do i stop being cancerous?
i find myself accidentally being edgy in real life and i am scared it is going to eventually alienate me from everyone.
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Oh, dude, i had the same problem.
Talk about normal stuff and tell didturbing to friends only
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>>17305543
I reflect on my behavior every night before I go to bed. I think about things I could've said better or shouldn't have said. I allow myself to feel embarrassed for a moment and then make a note not to do that thing again.
Seems to be helping.
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how do I stop being so critical though?
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What's keeping you from texting them? 2016-06-29 07:03:24 Post No.17305527
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What's keeping you from texting them?
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2016-06-29 07:03:24
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It's been a few weeks since the break up I thought she'd text me and she hasn't.
I want to text her but the fact she might ignore me stops me. I don't want to feel like a faggot.
With a few drinks under the belt I might just do it tonight I have so much I want to say.
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it's over,
just let her be.
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>>17305527
>What's keeping you from texting them?
The fact that we're broken up
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>>17305547
So you have no desire to text her? What if things changed with a single text?
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Is dial up internet worth getting in 2016? I hear its faster than ever and cheaper than ever because nobody wants it.
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Not fast enough for vidoe streaming services, but fast enough for browsing and music.
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>>17305516
I was using dial-up til march 2015 and for the most part it's obsolete for any serious browsing - websites take about five minutes pending you don't get a server timeout. No matter what anyone says you are locked in 5Kbs down.
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>>17305516
nah go big or go home. i get 60mbps via ethernet. its amazing. can download entire seasons of shows in an hour
What's it like? I'm thinking of becoming a phone operator from home. How is it? How easy is it to get such a job? Are there better work from home jobs available to a NEET?
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The job's probably shit and/or a scam
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>>17305485
Depends on what kind of person you are.
It is VERY easy to get distracted or do subpar work. The more freedom you have, the more trouble this can cause.
That said, if you are disciplined and follow a routine, it can be very nice. Especially if you're an introvert.
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Don't do it
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Been almost a year, I feel I need closure? 2016-06-29 06:32:46 Post No.17305483
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Been almost a year, I feel I need closure?
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2016-06-29 06:32:46
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>Hung out with and went on a few dates (Off and on) with really shy girl when I was 18/19, she 17 over the span of approx 8 months.
>Seemed to get along well enough for the first 5-6 months. Really liked her. Told her my feelings and she felt the same.
>Cloud9RightNow
>Shit starts declining, I'm not sure the reasons. But she's got more than usual date/get together cancellations and less and less of trying to reschedule (Whenever she did cancel she was adamant about rescheduling)
>Got frustrated. Tried asking her that if she lost interest to just tell me.
>High school sports captain
>Parents push her to do 110%, she's told me it's very emotionally and mentally draining being under all the stress
>Has made plenty of shy attempts to see me/force interaction. Offering to come see me on my breaks at work and buy me a drink, etc.
>Never got past hugging her because she's never even hugged a guy before at that point, and kept telling me she's just shy. Never made the move to kiss her, it just didn't feel right if I couldn't even get a decent hug out of her. That and her being unnaturally shy, I wanted to stay away from pressuring her (Reminder that I REALLY cared about this girl, and didn't wanna fuck it up.)
>Eventually break things off, passive aggressively told her that if this isn't going anywhere, we should stop, that I've been trying but it doesn't seem to be going anywhere, and that I felt I was the only one really trying towards the last few months.She never really explained anything, other than that she was busy, but I feel for some reason there's more to it, as the way I look at it, if she wanted to make it work, we would have made it work, right?
I feel like an idiot for the whole thing, but I still care about her. I'm an hour and ten minute drive away, but I come back every week. She's going to college in our hometown. If she really DID care about me like she said, would it be worth to just try and talk to her again?
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bump because help? It didn't end poorly, just uncomfortably. I don't see myself finding anyone else for quite a while, so would it be flat out retarded of me to try to patch things up, and if it does patch up well, to suggest a long distance relationship with her?
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It was only a 6 month relationship?
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Arguably, she could say similar from her perspective based on the story. She was shy, and going through a stressful time. Although she told you this, instead of waiting it out, you just left. If you REALLY cared about her, you'd have made it work.
You might not get the "closure" you want. She may have even less of an answer now that she's been doing her own thing. You can try, but be prepared in case it doesn't give you much.
And starting a LDR after your relationship fell apart before is a terrible idea.
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How do I boost my libido?
My husband is always hornier than me, unless we haven't done anything sexual for several days in a row. But we have sex almost daily.
I honestly couldn't care less about sex half the time, but I go through with it anyway because I love him and know that he needs it more often than I do. He always tries to get me off first, but it's hard for me to orgasm two days in a row, so I usually just tell him not to worry about me, which frustrates him because he feels inadequate and like it's his fault.
I really wish my sex drive could be more on par with his so I can enjoy having sex more. He's almost always the initiator, and he's constantly telling me to come onto him more so he's not doing all the work, but it's really hard for me to get into it most of the time.
Am I screwed for life or is there some way to increase my libido?
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>>17305481
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stQTFEaHzVI
Try putting this tune on to set the mood
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Have you tried just sucking him off? Not always of course but yea, tell him you want to taste him or some shit to get it over with
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>>17305487
Yes, that should definitely wet the basement. Thank you, anon.
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Hey there, throughout my life I have had an issue with trying new foods.
The foods I am comfortable eating are the plainest foods, i.e. plain burger, plain hotdog, plain...
Id like to get over this, but Im just not comfortable trying new foods and when I do, I taste it thinking I wont like it, which I think really affects whether I like it or not.
How do I get over this?
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Why are you so adverse to having adult tastes? Why do you assume everything will be bad?
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>>17305458
>Never liked corn as a kid
>dinner at girlfriend's house
>served corn
>"just a little, please"
>liked it!
>never ate Chinese food
>out with guys
>everyone wants Chinese
>look for safest-looking thing on menue
>chicken fried rice
>liked it
>next time tried chow mein
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When you say 'plain hotdogs and burgers' do you mean you only eat children's foods that are high in fat and salt without any condiments?
Or do you mean you eat a varied and healthy diet, but the food you eat is plain and boring?
Because I don't think of hotdogs as a particularly plain food. If you do have a fairly normal diet then just try shit and if you don't like it then boo fucking hoo. Don't keep eating it. Is that the end of the world?
If you only eat processed meat and everything else disgusts to the point that you won't it then maybe you need some kind of therapy and you should tell your parents they fucked up big time.
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How do I get over a girl that has been stringing me along?
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Ovid's Cures for Love
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>>17305452
Cut contact cold turkey. Block all forms of communication, etc.
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>>17305456
I work with her though
Is it bad for you to only manage to sleep every other night, but get like 16 hours of sleep per night?
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>>17305441
Are you tired?
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>>17305448
Idk I kinda feel vaguely dizzy sometimes.
Like not badly, little bit less than you would after being awake all night or just donated blood.
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>>17305451
Then I would say your rhythm is not good. Look how fucked people are when they party all week and go to sleep at 3 or 6 am. Your body is heavily linked to the daily rhythm, don't mess with it.
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Feel like I damaged my frenulum 2016-06-29 05:56:02 Post No.17305410
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Feel like I damaged my frenulum
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2016-06-29 05:56:02
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Frenulum is a part of an uncut dick, a while back I was trying to stretch it because my skin was too tight and I loosened it but it got a few really tiny things on it that look like cracks or stretch marks or something, one side has them the other doesn't and I could swear that the one without them is more sensitive
Am I being paranoid and if not is there anything I can do to fix this? Steroid cream or something?
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remember we can post murder gifs but not pics of medical issues because this is a blue board
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>>17305410
You need to see a dermatologist
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>>17305608
More like an urologist
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>>17305608
because only they can decide?
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I can't keep holding on anymore.
My uncle killed himself, and I'm supposed to be going on some fun trip to the beach with everyone that I helped organize for my best friend's 30th birthday. I just want to give up.
Can I give up? I'm so tired of trying. I just want to die. I don't want to pretend it's alright. Everyone expects me to be so much fun and I just want to sleep.
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>>17305398
This sounds more suicidal than I meant it to - I really just want to take five days off to sleep, I don't want to kill myself.
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>>17305398
So just explain to ppl you need space to deal with the tragedy. Ppl will understand. Sheese.
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>>17305402
How long ago did your uncle kill himself?
Blood relative or no?
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>I want to be with you forever and always
How the fuck do I respond to this
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2016-06-29 05:51:27
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>>17305393
brb afk
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mom get the camera
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>>17305393
It depends. If it's your best friend from hockey practice you don't fucking respond and hope to hell that he was drunk. If it's a cute girl that you've had a crush on for a while you might consider saying something like "you mean a lot to me too". If it's a decent-looking girl whom you had almost zero contact with before and find unattractive, then tell her that you think that she is an amazing and beautiful (stretching here) woman, but you don't think of her in the same way. It'll boost her confidence while letting her down gently.